A.F.P-R Therapy Session
MEGVOYAGER
Prof. Phenominous: Next!
{MEGVOYAGER gets out of his chair and follows Prof. Phenominous to his
office}
Prof. Phenominous: Please lie down
{Prof. Phenominous gestures towards his couch, MEGVOYAGER lays down}
Prof. Phenominous: So tell me about yourself MEGVOYAGER
MEGVOYAGER: Well, I feel really confused lately.
Prof. Phenominous: Why is that?
MEGVOYAGER: Fox Kids is really screwing up power rangers really bad
Prof. Phenominous: Evil Space Aleins I tell you!
MEGVOYAGER: Exactly what I thought. See, I recently wrote a story about an
escapade there...
Prof. Phenominous: Yes, I read that. You are one demented kid.
{MEGVOYAGER looks at him strangley}
MEGVOYAGER: I thought you're supposed to help me here.
Prof. Phenominous: Oh yes...please continue.
MEGVOYAGER: It just makes it hard. PR is my favorite show in the whole wide
world. Nothing compares. It's just Fox Kids....ARRRGGGGHHHHH!
Prof. Phenominous: Let it all out son.
MEGVOYAGER: See, I think they don't care about the fans. Sure I'm named
after a megazord but that doesn't make me crazy. Saturday they were
supposed to play "Journey's End" and they actually made a promo for it! I
couldn't beleive it.
Prof. Phenominous: I....I am the Red Ranger!!
MEGVOYAGER: Huh?
Prof. Phenominous: Nothing...continue...
MEGVOYAGER: Then one of their lackey's who is nice enough to report this to
us said they weren't playing it tomorrow. Sherlock Holmes in the 22nd
Century is on. I about went postal! It's just so frusterating...do you
understand?
Prof. Phenominous: I think I do!
MEGVOYAGER: Well what do you think I should do!
Prof. Phenominous: Well, your time is up for today. See you tomorrow at
6:00pm?
MEGVOYAGER: But I'm not finished....You didn't tell me what I was supposed
to do.
Prof. Phenominous: We'll talk tomorrow..
{Escorts MEGVOYAGER to the door}
Prof. Phenominous: Next!
CONTINUE THIS IF YOU WANT
{MEGVOYAGER walks the street, spiral saber at hand. He swings at every
Pokemon thing he see's....}
--
MEGVOYAGER
AIM-Liongalactazord
Jeff T. Anonymous
reforming MEGVOYAGER, was standing next to Pikachu and Ash Ketchum a
little way down the street on which MEG was rampaging. He put Code 335
into the Red morpher. He shook hands/paws with Ash and Pikachu as meg
passed by their meeting place. meg, thinking that Jeff was Andros,
walked up to him.
meg: Mr. Dour-Kerovan-Of-The-Year{author's note: I got that from some
fanfic, and decided to use it since "Mr. of KO-35" sounds corny}, hast
thou gone mad? Prof. Phenomenous has a shrinkstand down that road[meg
points at road down which he came].
Jeff: I am not dour, and I am from Earth![jeff blushes under his helmet
because he just blurted out that he was not Andros, who is a dour
Kerovan].
meg: you aren't Andros, are you?
jeff: As I said, I am not Andros. I admit it, I'm just Jeff from the
newsgroup...
meg: why did you pull this prank by renting powers and shaking paws with
a dangerous pocket monster?
jeff: because I didn't want you to be harming Pokemon anymore. I
thought seeing a red ranger being nice to Ash and Pikachu there would
reform you.
[meg tries to use his spiral sabre to maul Pikachu, but jeff pulls out
his own spiral sabre and blocks it. jeff also pulls out a small box
with a red button on it]
jeff: not so fast, megvoyager! one more attack against a Pokemon or
trainer thereof, or, for that matter, any violence, and it will rain
Jedi within an hour. surrender the sabre, walk home peacefully, and
don't miss your appointment with the Professor.
[megvoyager surrenders the sabre and walks away peacefully]
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Before you buy.
MegaSilver
MELODY PERKINS: Next!
(Ecliptor17 walks out of Melody's office, a bit dazed. MegaSilver walks in,
confused, & lies down on the couch)
MELODY: Okay. What seems to be the problem?
MEGASILVER: I don't know; I've just had muscle tension the last couple of
days, and now I'm developing bronchitis...
MELODY: I mean, emotionally.
MEGASILVER: Oh. Well, see, I'm not sure what to do.
MELODY: Why?
MEGASILVER: See, I don't know if I should let my friends from high school come
over because they might... they might...
MELODY: You're trailing off.
MEGASILVER: Sorry. Anyway, I have a huge Power Rangers toy collection and I
think they might make fun of me.
MELODY: Why would your FRIENDS make fun of you?
MEGASILVER: Well, see... it's not really considered normal to like Power
Rangers, and...
MELODY: Hey, they're your friends. If they don't like you after seeing your
collection, then they never really appreciated you, right?
MEGASILVER: See, that's my problem. I want to see if they're true friends,
but if they're not, I don't want to know.
MELODY: I see what you're saying, but how bad can it be?
MEGASILVER: Really bad, especially when one's still in the process of becoming
popular at school.
MELODY: I can see the problem, but some of your friends are skateboarders
while you rollerblade, right?
MEGASILVER: Yeah...
MELODY: So if "boarders" and "bladers" can look beyond and be friends, why
couldn't Power Rangers fans and non-Power Rangers fans look beyond and be
friends?
MEGASILVER: You do have a point.
MELODY: Feel better?
MEGASILVER: Lots! Thanks!
-MegaSilver
Informitor
>
>CONTINUE THIS IF YOU WANT
::Informitor steps in::
Prof, "Please sit..."
Informitor, "MUST KILL!!!"
Prof, "Please calm down and sit."
Informitor, "Ok, I'm ok."
Prof., "So what is your problem."
Informitor, "My favorite show is being aired on a channel that is run by a
bunch of brain-dead idiots who've never known what they're doing and should be
launched into deep space."
Prof, "I think I know what you mean. But this must be settled peacfully."
Informitor, "'PEACFULLY'? Ha. This calls for one thing! In the words of Rhinox
: 'TANKORR SMASH!'"
::Whips out a Galaxy Quasar Launcher::
AHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!
Informitor- Psycho Green
.
MEGVOYAGER
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> >
> > CONTINUE THIS IF YOU WANT
> >
Or so Jeff thinks.....
{Megvoyager pulls out another Spiral Saber}
MEGVOYAGER: always keep a spare
{Looks down the street}
MEGVOYAGER: Hey there Bulbasaur. Come to Voyager!
Bulbasaur: Bulbasaur?
MEGVOYAGER: Yes you stupid Pokemon! Prepare to be destroyed. ha ha ha ha
ha
1 down one hundred and fifty something to go.......
Patrick O'Shea
"MEGVOYAGER" <megav...@hotmail.com> wrote:
> 1 down one hundred and fifty something to go.......
>
>
(Insert of J. Random Poke-fan)
Umm...I hate to break it to you, but come the new year, there's gonna
be about 250 pokemon. Not that everyone in AFP-R is planning to *let*
you go on (another? Someone give me the SCMODS on this guy) a fainting
spree...
--
ARGH-Arcanine Riders of Greater Haney
Patrick Michael O'Shea, Trainer and 3rd Lancer
uk...@lightspeed.bc.ca
a_el...@my-dejanews.com
Jeff T. Anonymous
>
>
the battelizer instead of morpher)and then Meg is against two Red
Rangers and a Pikachu.
Jeff: This time, I take mercy and don't send word to the Jedi academy.
If you attack another Pokemon, I will! Now surrender your spiral sabre
and any spares you might have. Actually, surrender all of your weapons.
Andros: Do what he says or you are doomed.
meg surrenders his spiral sabre and Dragon Dagger, and then walks away
peacefully.
MEGVOYAGER
Patrick O'Shea <a_el...@my-deja.com> wrote in message
news:82l6ru$q06$1...@nnrp1.deja.com...
> In article <eELtq#oP$GA.233@cpmsnbbsa04>,
> "MEGVOYAGER" <megav...@hotmail.com> wrote:
>
> > 1 down one hundred and fifty something to go.......
> >
> >
>
> Umm...I hate to break it to you, but come the new year, there's gonna
> be about 250 pokemon. Not that everyone in AFP-R is planning to *let*
> you go on (another? Someone give me the SCMODS on this guy) a fainting
> spree...
250?!?!!? What the.......
Maybe they've been listing to our suggestions. Maybe we'll see a Poketurd
down the road....
Patrick O'Shea
Don't know about that, but I hear they've jacked the cuteness factor up
for the next two carts, and you can breed them now....
(Looks at spiral saber)
Umm, could you point that thing somewhere else? There are those who
would take a wanton swinging of yon twisty pigsticker as a threat...
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MEGVOYAGER
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> In article <uhuUWQXQ$GA.210@cpmsnbbsa05>, "MEGVOYAGER"
> <megav...@hotmail.com> wrote:
> > Patrick O'Shea <a_el...@my-deja.com> wrote in message
> > news:82l6ru$q06$1...@nnrp1.deja.com...
> > > In article <eELtq#oP$GA.233@cpmsnbbsa04>,
> > > "MEGVOYAGER" <megav...@hotmail.com> wrote:
> > >
> > > > 1 down one hundred and fifty something to go.......
> > > >
> > > >
> > >
> > > (Insert of J. Random Poke-fan)
> > > Umm...I hate to break it to you, but come the new year, there's
> > gonna
> > > be about 250 pokemon. Not that everyone in AFP-R is planning to
> > *let*
> > > you go on (another? Someone give me the SCMODS on this guy) a
> > fainting
> > > spree...
> > 250?!?!!? What the.......
> > Maybe they've been listing to our suggestions. Maybe we'll see a
> > Poketurd
> > down the road....
>
> Don't know about that, but I hear they've jacked the cuteness factor up
> for the next two carts, and you can breed them now....
Cuteness? Were they cute in the first place?
> (Looks at spiral saber)
>
> Umm, could you point that thing somewhere else? There are those who
> would take a wanton swinging of yon twisty pigsticker as a threat...
What this old thing? I'm not pointing it at you.....yet......although I get
the feeling you don't care much for me....
Patrick Michael O'Shea
:> Umm, could you point that thing somewhere else? There are those who
:> would take a wanton swinging of yon twisty pigsticker as a threat...
: What this old thing? I'm not pointing it at you.....yet......although I get
: the feeling you don't care much for me....
(sweatdrop)
Forgive me. I like pokemon, and I tend to get hypersensitive when the
subject is raised. I apologize for my misuse of words, Megavoyager.
Besides, I left the Duo-Warper at home...
MEGVOYAGER
news:82nanv$hot$1...@morgoth.sfu.ca...
Forget about it......I already have :)
Patrick O'Shea
Poke-zord ;-)
MEGVOYAGER
MEGVOYAGER: This guy doesn't seem to get that I wont give up. {Pulls out
Transdagger} Heh heh hah ha he heh ha hah heh heh! Zord Transform now
{MEGVOYAGER Armors up}
MEGVOYAGER: That looks like a Pokemon stadium....Mega V-3 Missile!
{MEGVOYAGER fires his missile. Pokemon and trainers go flying everywhere}
MEGVOYAGER: ha heh heh heh ha ha ha ha ha ha! Power Down!
Melody: Great job Voyager! You're my hero! I'm going to treat you to
dinner.
{MEGVOYAGER and Melody walk off holding hands}
MEGVOYAGER: Ah.....life is great!
Jeff T. Anonymous
> MEGVOYAGER: This guy doesn't seem to get that I wont give up. {Pulls
out
> Transdagger} Heh heh hah ha he heh ha hah heh heh! Zord Transform now
>
> {MEGVOYAGER Armors up}
>
> MEGVOYAGER: That looks like a Pokemon stadium....Mega V-3 Missile!
>
> {MEGVOYAGER fires his missile. Pokemon and trainers go flying
everywhere}
>
> MEGVOYAGER: ha heh heh heh ha ha ha ha ha ha! Power Down!
>
> Melody: Great job Voyager! You're my hero! I'm going to treat you to
> dinner.
>
> {MEGVOYAGER and Melody walk off holding hands}
>
> MEGVOYAGER: Ah.....life is great!
>
>
Jeff and Andros call Luke Skywalker, who happens to be training his
students on Earth's moon for a while.
{phonecall}
Jeff: Luke, it is I. MegVoyager is rampaging again. Killing Pokemon
and trainers! We need your help to quell this universal threat. The
Red Ranger and the Battelized Red Ranger are not enough, and neither is
the AstroDelta Megazord. The other four Astro Rangers are on vacation
on Triforia. It will take trained Jedi Knights, because Ash Ketchum and
his friends are not up to handling him. After all, Onix would get
crushed, and Pikachu would be too risky. bring 50 of your best students
with you, please. we beg of you.
Andros: Jeff speaks the truth. come now!
Luke: very well. I want to check on Artoo and Threepio anyway.
{end phonecall}
Luke Skywalker and fifty Jedi Students and Knights, all with lightsabres
drawn, teleport down to Fifth and Herndon, the intersection where Jeff
and Andros are currently waiting. Everyone goes after MegVoyager. Jeff
walks up to Melody.
Jeff: Madam, this man is the infamous Pokemurderer. He now targets
Pokemon trainers too. And he is not afraid to kill a bystander. get
away, now!
Melody complies
Jeff:So, megvoyager, we meet again. this time I really have called the
Jedi Academy on you. Blue Senturion is en route, too. We have been
able to boost our shields up to where they can stand 2 right-on-target
V3 Missiles. I see RoboRacer landing right now.
Blue Senturion comes to the confrotation.
BS: MegVoyager, you are under arrest for 50,000 counts of murder and
1,000,000 counts of cruelty to Pokemon. You have all Miranda Rights.
They are listed on my viewscreen{screen pops out of BS, shows rights,
goes back in).
BS cuffs MegVoyager, takes transdagger and all other weapons. loads MV
into Blue Paddywagon, which flies up to the Megaship and transfers MV
into AM brig. BS locks cell and stands guard until Jeff et al. come
aboard and begin interrogating, pikachu comes with them.
Cyber Ranger
Cyber Ranger:"Hold it, you're gonna pay for that!"
[Cyber Ranger draws his Proton Rifle, and lays a few shots around
MEGVOYAGER]
[MEGVOYAGER pulls his Transdagger]
MEGVOYAGER:"Zord transform!"
Cyber Ranger:"Defender Mode!"
[As MEGVOYAGER transforms into the MegaVoyager, Cyber Ranger goes to
Armor Up Mode, and grows to Zord size]
MEGVOYAGER:"Mega V-3 Missile Mode"
Cyber:"Cyber Ranger Shockwave!"
[A wall of energy flies of Cyber Ranger's hands, knocking Mega V-3 away]
Cyber:"Let's finish this! Shock Kick!"
[Cyber Ranger flies into the air. His legs charge with energy, and he
impacts MEGVOYAGER, knocking him down, and disrupting his power.
MEGVOYAGER returns to his human form, and Cyber Ranger shrinks down to
normal size, and vanishes]
MEGVOYAGER:"This isn't over, Cyber Ranger....."
Cyber Ranger
MEGVOYAGER
>
>
> > MEGVOYAGER: This guy doesn't seem to get that I wont give up. {Pulls
> out
> > Transdagger} Heh heh hah ha he heh ha hah heh heh! Zord Transform now
> >
> > {MEGVOYAGER Armors up}
> >
> > MEGVOYAGER: That looks like a Pokemon stadium....Mega V-3 Missile!
> >
> > {MEGVOYAGER fires his missile. Pokemon and trainers go flying
> everywhere}
> >
> > MEGVOYAGER: ha heh heh heh ha ha ha ha ha ha! Power Down!
> >
> > Melody: Great job Voyager! You're my hero! I'm going to treat you to
> > dinner.
> >
> > {MEGVOYAGER and Melody walk off holding hands}
> >
> > MEGVOYAGER: Ah.....life is great!
> >
> >
MEGVOYAGER: I'll wave my right of silence. HA HA HA HA HA HA! One
million...who would have known....
> They are listed on my viewscreen{screen pops out of BS, shows rights,
> goes back in).
> BS cuffs MegVoyager, takes transdagger and all other weapons. loads MV
> into Blue Paddywagon, which flies up to the Megaship and transfers MV
> into AM brig. BS locks cell and stands guard until Jeff et al. come
> aboard and begin interrogating, pikachu comes with them.
MEGVOYAGER: Those bastards got my Megaship! I must think of a way to get
out of here. How do I get into these predictaments....
{Thinks back to blowing up Pokestaduim}
MEGVOYAGER: ha ha ha.....{wipes tears from eyes} Now to get out of here.
The pitiful fools think I need the transdagger to morph. I'll show them.
{Crosses arms and morphs into zord mode crushing the Megaship and everyone
else in there}
{MEGVOYAGER flies off to earth and destroys another Pokemon stadium}
MEGVOYAGER: heh heh ha ha ha
Goldimus Prime and the StarJets
<Jef...@aol.com> wrote:
> > MEGVOYAGER: Those bastards got my Megaship! I must think of a
> way to
> get
> > out of here. How do I get into these predictaments....
> >
> > {Thinks back to blowing up Pokestaduim}
> >
> > MEGVOYAGER: ha ha ha.....{wipes tears from eyes} Now to get out
> of
> here.
> > The pitiful fools think I need the transdagger to morph. I'll
> show
> them.
> >
> > {Crosses arms and morphs into zord mode crushing the Megaship and
> everyone
> > else in there}
> >
> > {MEGVOYAGER flies off to earth and destroys another Pokemon
> stadium}
> >
> >
> >
> Jeff, Andros, and Blue Senturion survive the whole ordeal thanks to
> powers. Thankfully, Blue Senturion has a few built-in Masterballs
> in
> his chassis and caught Pikachu just in time. Luke et al. use the
> force
> and save themselves. everyone gets down to Earth. Then Meg
> realizes
> that he blew up a _decoy_ megaship equipped with Deca's beta
> version,
> and a drone shaped like Alpha. Jeff summons Astro Megazord; Andros
> summons Delta Megazord. AstroDelta forms. Robo Racer shows up and
> transforms to robot mode.
> Jeff on AstroDelta Megaphone: All Right, MegVoyager! Shields are
> on-line and capable of withstanding twenty-five Mega Vee Three
> Missiles.
> Jeff, Andros, BS activate 2(v3) shields and start reciting:
> {recitation}
> Andros: Prepare for trouble.
> Jeff: And Make It Double!
> A: To Protect the World from Devastation!
> J: To defeat all villains within our nation!
> A: To Denounce the evils of war and hate!
> J: To introduce all villains to their fate!
> A: Andros!
> J: Jeff!
> A: Team Ranger Blastoff at the Speed of Light!
> J: Surrender now or prepare to fight!
> Senturion: B.S. That's Right!
> {/recitation}
> all return to Zords
> Jeff through Megaphone: Do you resign or do you wish to have your
> derierre clobbered?
> Andros: You have twenty seconds to decide. nineteen!
> Jeff: Fists and cannons online and ready
> andros: fifteen
> bs: handcuff and blaster ready
> andros:ten
[A yellow and white VW Bus drives up, flanked in the air by 5 strange
looking jets.The jets transform into robots, and the Bus transforms
into Goldimus Prime]
Goldimus:"All of you, back off. This is _our_ job. You guys blew it
each chance you had, now the StarJets and I are taking over"
[Jeff speaks again over the megaphone]
Jeff:"Not a chance, we have a duty to avenge those Pokemon, and take
MegVoyager into custody"
Goldimus:"Then you leave me no choice. Photon Battlezord, power up!"
[A gold tank rolls onto the scene, and transforms into warrior mode,
weilding a large cannon on its shoulder]
Goldimus:"Photon Battlezord, keep these guys busy while I get after
MegVoyager!"
[The zord silently complies, and begins blasting the Megazord, as
Goldimus and the StarJets head after MegVoyager]
Goldimus:"If only I hadn't left the Matrix in my other pants...."
continue?
Goldimus Prime and the StarJets, otherwise known as half of Team
Raichu, protector of Pokemon everywhere
Jeff T. Anonymous
Phantom6
Goldimus Prime and the StarJets wrote in message
<08335b66...@usw-ex0102-015.remarq.com>...
>In article <834be6$86b$1...@nnrp1.deja.com>, Jeff T. Anonymous
>looking jets.The jets transform into robots, and the Bus transforms
>into Goldimus Prime]
>
>Goldimus:"All of you, back off. This is _our_ job. You guys blew it
>each chance you had, now the StarJets and I are taking over"
>
>[Jeff speaks again over the megaphone]
>
>Jeff:"Not a chance, we have a duty to avenge those Pokemon, and take
>MegVoyager into custody"
>
>Goldimus:"Then you leave me no choice. Photon Battlezord, power up!"
>
>[A gold tank rolls onto the scene, and transforms into warrior mode,
>weilding a large cannon on its shoulder]
>
>Goldimus:"Photon Battlezord, keep these guys busy while I get after
>MegVoyager!"
>
>[The zord silently complies, and begins blasting the Megazord, as
>Goldimus and the StarJets head after MegVoyager]
>
>Goldimus:"If only I hadn't left the Matrix in my other pants...."
>
>continue?
>
>Goldimus Prime and the StarJets, otherwise known as half of Team
>Raichu, protector of Pokemon everywhere
>
>
Wtching from the sidelines.
Phantom6: Hmmmm... Mass destruction, Giant Robots, Explosions and
mayhem. I have got to get in on this.
<Rushing into Battle>
Phantom6: Time to try out my power upgrade... Phantom6 Chrysalis Matrix
Enhancer, FULL POWER!!!!!!!!!!
<Phantom6 grows to Zord fighting size>
Phantom6: Alright MegaVoyager, It's time to put you away!
Golimus Prime: He's mine Phantom!
Phantom6: Please.
<Phantom6 encases Goldimus Prime in a unidirectional forcefield>
Phantom6: Now MegaVoyager. How do You like Irony?
MegaVoyager: <aiming at a heard of Kangaskhan> I actually find it amusing.
Phantom6: Good you'll love this.
<Phantom6 Launches a giant enhanced Masterball at MegaVoyager who is
immediatley imprisoned in the Giant capture device.>
Jeff: How?
Phantom6: It was enhanced to capture Psychotics.
ALL: Ohhhhhh!
Phantom6 Phading out.
Canabals agree, A sandwhich just isn't a sandwhich without the tangy zip of
dave.
Jeff T. Anonymous
> Wtching from the sidelines.
>
> Phantom6: Hmmmm... Mass destruction, Giant Robots, Explosions and
> mayhem. I have got to get in on this.
>
> <Rushing into Battle>
>
> Phantom6: Time to try out my power upgrade... Phantom6 Chrysalis
Matrix
> Enhancer, FULL POWER!!!!!!!!!!
>
> <Phantom6 grows to Zord fighting size>
>
> Phantom6: Alright MegaVoyager, It's time to put you away!
>
> Golimus Prime: He's mine Phantom!
>
> Phantom6: Please.
>
> <Phantom6 encases Goldimus Prime in a unidirectional forcefield>
>
> Phantom6: Now MegaVoyager. How do You like Irony?
>
> MegaVoyager: <aiming at a heard of Kangaskhan> I actually find it
amusing.
>
> Phantom6: Good you'll love this.
>
> <Phantom6 Launches a giant enhanced Masterball at MegaVoyager who is
> immediatley imprisoned in the Giant capture device.>
>
> Jeff: How?
>
> Phantom6: It was enhanced to capture Psychotics.
>
> ALL: Ohhhhhh!
>
Jeff: Phantom, that LunaBall won't hold Meg for a minute. he blew up
an exact carbon copy of the Astro Megaship by growing.
As if on cue, MegVoyager grows to Zord size again, shattering the only
LunaBall in the universe. then Goldimus breaks out of his field and
continues blasting the AstroDeltaMega.
BS: Intergalactic Police! Cease and Desist, Goldimus!
MEGVOYAGER
MEGVOYAGER: Surender? Come on Jeff....everyone knows I welcome
Violence....rememeber the FK Tv takeover....
Jeff: Then you will be destroyed.
MEGVOYAGER: You think because your zord can withstand my Mega V-3 that you
wont be destroyed?!?! Well, I have a new move for you. Mega V-2 Head Butt!
{The Megavoyager's head detaches from the main body, re-attaches to the Mega
V-2 and slams into the Jeff's zord destroying it and him at the same time}
[Sometime later...]
{Land of the Dead}
Jeff: Huh were am I?
George: Hey Jeff! It's me George from AFPR!!! Are you dead too!!! Let's
hang out together!!
Welcome to hell Jeff....
MEGVOYAGER
news:08335b66...@usw-ex0102-015.remarq.com...
> In article <834be6$86b$1...@nnrp1.deja.com>, Jeff T. Anonymous
> looking jets.The jets transform into robots, and the Bus transforms
> into Goldimus Prime]
>
> Goldimus:"All of you, back off. This is _our_ job. You guys blew it
> each chance you had, now the StarJets and I are taking over"
>
> [Jeff speaks again over the megaphone]
>
> Jeff:"Not a chance, we have a duty to avenge those Pokemon, and take
> MegVoyager into custody"
>
> Goldimus:"Then you leave me no choice. Photon Battlezord, power up!"
>
> [A gold tank rolls onto the scene, and transforms into warrior mode,
> weilding a large cannon on its shoulder]
>
> Goldimus:"Photon Battlezord, keep these guys busy while I get after
> MegVoyager!"
>
> [The zord silently complies, and begins blasting the Megazord, as
> Goldimus and the StarJets head after MegVoyager]
>
> Goldimus:"If only I hadn't left the Matrix in my other pants...."
MEGVOYAGER: yes it's a shame. Too bad you had to get into this. Your
funeral. Okay old friend, I need your help. MegaWinger!
{The megawinger comes swooping out of the air. The wings seperate from the
MegaWinger and attach to Megvoyager}
MEGVOYAGER: Everytime a Pokemon dies....an Angel gets his wings..
Goldimus: You're no angel.
MEGVOYAGER: You're right.
{MEGVOYAGER takes off into the air and fires his Mega V-3 missiles and
destroys Goldimus}
MEGVOYAGER
Cyber Ranger <cyber_...@hotmail.com> wrote in message
news:0b90d704...@usw-ex0102-011.remarq.com...
> > Melody: Great job Voyager! You're my hero! I'm going to treat
> > you to
> > dinner.
> > {MEGVOYAGER and Melody walk off holding hands}
> > MEGVOYAGER: Ah.....life is great!
>
>
> Cyber Ranger:"Hold it, you're gonna pay for that!"
MEGVOYAGER: What!??! You too Cyber? You guys are not helping out my
thearpy.
>
> [Cyber Ranger draws his Proton Rifle, and lays a few shots around
> MEGVOYAGER]
MEGVOYAGER: Hey that wasn't nice!
> [MEGVOYAGER pulls his Transdagger]
>
> MEGVOYAGER:"Zord transform!"
>
> Cyber Ranger:"Defender Mode!"
Melody: Hey leave MEGVOYAGER alone. Ecliptor fire the Satelazers on me.
Ecliptor17: Yes my princess.
{Melody looks at him}
Melody: who are you?
Eclipto17: I'm Ecliptor.
Melody: Where's my Ecliptor?
Ecliptor17: I'm not sure but I'll be your Ecliptor..
Melody: Humans...Fine...can you fire a Satelazer?
Ecliptor17: Yes of course.
Melody: Well, what are you waiting for. Fire!
{Ecliptor17 presses the button. Melody grows to zord wreking porportions}
> [As MEGVOYAGER transforms into the MegaVoyager, Cyber Ranger goes to
> Armor Up Mode, and grows to Zord size]
MEGVOYAGER: Hi honey!
Melody: Hey Voyager...
> MEGVOYAGER:"Mega V-3 Missile Mode"
Cyber: Uhg...you two make my sick!
> Cyber:"Cyber Ranger Shockwave!"
>
> [A wall of energy flies of Cyber Ranger's hands, knocking Mega V-3 away]
>
> Cyber:"Let's finish this! Shock Kick!"
>
> [Cyber Ranger flies into the air. His legs charge with energy, and he
> impacts MEGVOYAGER, knocking him down, and disrupting his power.
> MEGVOYAGER returns to his human form, and Cyber Ranger shrinks down to
> normal size, and vanishes]
>
> MEGVOYAGER:"This isn't over, Cyber Ranger....."
Melody: That's right Cyber....I'm still big.
{Melody lifts up her leg and squishes Cyber Ranger. Melody shrinks down to
regular size.}
Melody: darn....I think I stained my shoe....
MEGVOYAGER
Phantom6 <lmar...@sprintmail.com> wrote in message
news:834sgu$1ag$1...@fir.prod.itd.earthlink.net...
> >looking jets.The jets transform into robots, and the Bus transforms
> >into Goldimus Prime]
> >
> >Goldimus:"All of you, back off. This is _our_ job. You guys blew it
> >each chance you had, now the StarJets and I are taking over"
> >
> >[Jeff speaks again over the megaphone]
> >
> >Jeff:"Not a chance, we have a duty to avenge those Pokemon, and take
> >MegVoyager into custody"
> >
> >Goldimus:"Then you leave me no choice. Photon Battlezord, power up!"
> >
> >[A gold tank rolls onto the scene, and transforms into warrior mode,
> >weilding a large cannon on its shoulder]
> >
> >Goldimus:"Photon Battlezord, keep these guys busy while I get after
> >MegVoyager!"
> >
> >[The zord silently complies, and begins blasting the Megazord, as
> >Goldimus and the StarJets head after MegVoyager]
> >
> >Goldimus:"If only I hadn't left the Matrix in my other pants...."
> >
> >
> >Goldimus Prime and the StarJets, otherwise known as half of Team
> >Raichu, protector of Pokemon everywhere
> >
> >
>
>
>
>
>
>
> Phantom6: Hmmmm... Mass destruction, Giant Robots, Explosions and
> mayhem. I have got to get in on this.
>
> <Rushing into Battle>
>
> Phantom6: Time to try out my power upgrade... Phantom6 Chrysalis Matrix
> Enhancer, FULL POWER!!!!!!!!!!
>
>
> <Phantom6 grows to Zord fighting size>
>
>
> Phantom6: Alright MegaVoyager, It's time to put you away!
>
> Golimus Prime: He's mine Phantom!
>
> Phantom6: Please.
>
> <Phantom6 encases Goldimus Prime in a unidirectional forcefield>
>
> Phantom6: Now MegaVoyager. How do You like Irony?
>
>
> MegaVoyager: <aiming at a heard of Kangaskhan> I actually find it
amusing.
>
> Phantom6: Good you'll love this.
>
> <Phantom6 Launches a giant enhanced Masterball at MegaVoyager who is
> immediatley imprisoned in the Giant capture device.>
>
> Jeff: How?
>
> Phantom6: It was enhanced to capture Psychotics.
>
>
> ALL: Ohhhhhh!
>
>
{Unbeknown to Phantom6, MEGVOYAGER placed an explosive on his teleporter.
Instead of Phading out, he blows into a million pieces. ButterFree's from
all around come to eat him.}
MEGVOYAGER: heh heh..... More Pokemon!
Cyber Ranger
<megav...@hotmail.com> wrote:
> Cyber Ranger <cyber_...@hotmail.com> wrote in message
> news:0b90d704...@usw-ex0102-011.remarq.com...
> > > you to
> > > dinner.
> > > {MEGVOYAGER and Melody walk off holding hands}
> > > MEGVOYAGER: Ah.....life is great!
> >
> >
> > Cyber Ranger:"Hold it, you're gonna pay for that!"
> my
> thearpy.
> >
> > MEGVOYAGER]
> >
> > MEGVOYAGER:"Zord transform!"
> >
> > Cyber Ranger:"Defender Mode!"
> on me.
> Ecliptor17: Yes my princess.
> {Melody looks at him}
> Melody: who are you?
> Eclipto17: I'm Ecliptor.
> Melody: Where's my Ecliptor?
> Ecliptor17: I'm not sure but I'll be your Ecliptor..
> Melody: Humans...Fine...can you fire a Satelazer?
> Ecliptor17: Yes of course.
> Melody: Well, what are you waiting for. Fire!
> {Ecliptor17 presses the button. Melody grows to zord wreking
> porportions}
> goes to
> > Armor Up Mode, and grows to Zord size]
> Melody: Hey Voyager...
> >
> > [A wall of energy flies of Cyber Ranger's hands, knocking Mega
> V-3 away]
> >
> > Cyber:"Let's finish this! Shock Kick!"
> >
> > [Cyber Ranger flies into the air. His legs charge with energy,
> and he
> > impacts MEGVOYAGER, knocking him down, and disrupting his power.
> > MEGVOYAGER returns to his human form, and Cyber Ranger shrinks
> down to
> > normal size, and vanishes]
> >
> > MEGVOYAGER:"This isn't over, Cyber Ranger....."
> {Melody lifts up her leg and squishes Cyber Ranger. Melody
> shrinks down to
> regular size.}
> Melody: darn....I think I stained my shoe....
[Silver light swirls around a few yards from Melody, forming into Cyber
Ranger]
Melody:"...But, but, who'd I squish then?"
Cyber:"Some guy named George...
Melody, I don't want to hurt you, MegVoyager is my target. Back off,
now."
Melody:"I don't think so"
Cyber:"Then you leave me no choice"
[Cyber Ranger takes a device from his armor, and throws it at Melody.
The device splits, and the pieces float around her. She tries to walk
out of them, but is stopped by a force field]
Cyber:"Heh, you'd be surpised how much junk I can carry in this armor"
"Zord transform!"
Cyber:"Not again...
Cyber Star Zord, online!"
[The Star Zord flies through the sky, and transforms to warrior mode]
MegVoyager:"Mega V-3 missile mode!"
Cyber:"I thought I got rid of that thing last battle. Star Zord, proton
blasters now!"
[Energy beams cut into MegVoyager's armor, sending him flying. He gets
back up, and prepares to fire the missile]
"Photon...Battlezord, attack!"
Cyber:"Goldimus! What happened?"
[We see Goldimus, carrying his left arm, his head duct-taped to his
body, and burns and exposed circuitry all over his body]
Goldimus:"Don't ask"
[Photon Battlezord fires its shoulder cannon at MegVoyager, as Star
Zord blasts him with proton beams]
Cyber:"He seems to have gotten stronger somehow"
Goldimus[now with his left arm strapped to his back]:"Hmmm, Photon
Battlezord! Sit on MegVoyager!"
[The zord blasts MegVoyager again, knocking him down. It then proceeds
to sit on him, and keep him from moving]
Cyber:"Star Zord, redirect his energy into space!"
[The zord places one hand on MegVoyager, and aims the other into the
air, after a few seconds, a beam of brightly glowing energy shoots into
the sky, until MegVoyager is reduced to human mode again.
Later, outside a building marked "Psyciatric Hospital....]
Cyber:"His treatments should be complete by the time his power
regenerates enough to be used again"
Goldimus:"Good, then maybe we can get some rest..."
[Cyber and Goldimus walk off. Elsewhere...]
Ecliptor17:"I've almost got you out!"
[Ecliptor is striking the force field with his sword. The field
shatters, and Melody is freed]
Melody:"That lousy no good MegVoyager, leaving me in that force field,
well, I'm through with him!"
[Melody walks away. Ecliptor17 grins, and then runs after her.....]
MEGVOYAGER
> In article <uPRF43oR$GA.282@cpmsnbbsa02>, "MEGVOYAGER"
> <megav...@hotmail.com> wrote:
> > Cyber Ranger <cyber_...@hotmail.com> wrote in message
> > news:0b90d704...@usw-ex0102-011.remarq.com...
> > > > you to
> > > > dinner.
> > > > {MEGVOYAGER and Melody walk off holding hands}
> > > > MEGVOYAGER: Ah.....life is great!
> > >
> > >
> > > Cyber Ranger:"Hold it, you're gonna pay for that!"
> > my
> > thearpy.
> > >
> > > MEGVOYAGER]
> > >
> > > MEGVOYAGER:"Zord transform!"
> > >
> > > Cyber Ranger:"Defender Mode!"
> > on me.
> > Ecliptor17: Yes my princess.
> > {Melody looks at him}
> > Melody: who are you?
> > Eclipto17: I'm Ecliptor.
> > Melody: Where's my Ecliptor?
> > Ecliptor17: I'm not sure but I'll be your Ecliptor..
> > Melody: Humans...Fine...can you fire a Satelazer?
> > Ecliptor17: Yes of course.
> > Melody: Well, what are you waiting for. Fire!
> > {Ecliptor17 presses the button. Melody grows to zord wreking
> > porportions}
> > goes to
> > > Armor Up Mode, and grows to Zord size]
> > Melody: Hey Voyager...
> > >
> > > [A wall of energy flies of Cyber Ranger's hands, knocking Mega
> > V-3 away]
> > >
> > > Cyber:"Let's finish this! Shock Kick!"
> > >
> > > [Cyber Ranger flies into the air. His legs charge with energy,
> > and he
> > > impacts MEGVOYAGER, knocking him down, and disrupting his power.
> > > MEGVOYAGER returns to his human form, and Cyber Ranger shrinks
> > down to
> > > normal size, and vanishes]
> > >
> > > MEGVOYAGER:"This isn't over, Cyber Ranger....."
{From withing the insane asylum}
MEGVOYAGER: Damn you Cyber! I'll get you and your little zord too!
Execubot: Come on. It's your deal.
Money Gruber: Yes, deal you stupid excuse for a zord.
{MEGVOYAGER pulls out a blade blaster and blasts his way out}
MEGVOYAGER: heh heh heh hah heh he he ha! I'm free!!
Jeff T. Anonymous
> {From withing the insane asylum}
>
> MEGVOYAGER: Damn you Cyber! I'll get you and your little zord too!
>
> Execubot: Come on. It's your deal.
>
> Money Gruber: Yes, deal you stupid excuse for a zord.
>
> {MEGVOYAGER pulls out a blade blaster and blasts his way out}
>
> MEGVOYAGER: heh heh heh hah heh he he ha! I'm free!!
>
>
Just about then, God decides to resssurect Jeff and Andros since they
are necessary to handle Meg. They are quickly booted back to Angel
Grove, but further from the battle.
Jeff: We need to call your team. They're with Trey on Triforia, aren't
they?
Andros: yes, they are. use the Universal Comm Unit to call Trey. Tell
him to bring them, Pyramidas, and Warrior Wheel. The Zeo Zords were
also sent to him for safe keeping, so ask him to bring them, too.
Jeff calls Trey, who appears immediatly with the Astro Rangers, Zeo
Zords, Super Zeo Zords, Red Battlezord, and Gold Zeo Zords. Zeo
Ultrazord and Super Zeo Megazord form. Andros reprograms his Battelizer
for the Super Zeo Megazord. Phantom Ranger comes and gives Trey a
battelizer programmed for the Warrior Wheel. Zeo Ultrazord, Super Zeo
Megazord, Warrior Wheel, and Robo Racer surround MegVoyager, who then
morphs into Zord mode. Phanty then calls Artillatron, and it joins in
the circle. ZU, SZM, WW, RR, and Art activate their 25(v3)
energy-and-explosive shields and their forcefields capable of deflecting
any physical attack. Everyone enters the Ultrazord except Blue
Senturion, Phantom, Carlos, and TJ. Phantom runs Artillatron, Carlos
and TJ man SuperZeo just to be safe. BS stays in Robo Racer.
Jeff: We are impervious to attacks, and we are still willing to accept
surrender. If we cannot capture you, you will be eliminated.
MEGVOYAGER
>
>
> > {From withing the insane asylum}
> >
> > MEGVOYAGER: Damn you Cyber! I'll get you and your little zord too!
> >
> > Execubot: Come on. It's your deal.
> >
> > Money Gruber: Yes, deal you stupid excuse for a zord.
> >
> > {MEGVOYAGER pulls out a blade blaster and blasts his way out}
> >
> > MEGVOYAGER: heh heh heh hah heh he he ha! I'm free!!
> >
> >
> are necessary to handle Meg. They are quickly booted back to Angel
> Grove, but further from the battle.
> Jeff: We need to call your team. They're with Trey on Triforia, aren't
> they?
> Andros: yes, they are. use the Universal Comm Unit to call Trey. Tell
> him to bring them, Pyramidas, and Warrior Wheel. The Zeo Zords were
> also sent to him for safe keeping, so ask him to bring them, too.
>
> Jeff calls Trey, who appears immediatly with the Astro Rangers, Zeo
> Zords, Super Zeo Zords, Red Battlezord, and Gold Zeo Zords. Zeo
> Ultrazord and Super Zeo Megazord form. Andros reprograms his Battelizer
> for the Super Zeo Megazord. Phantom Ranger comes and gives Trey a
> battelizer programmed for the Warrior Wheel. Zeo Ultrazord, Super Zeo
> Megazord, Warrior Wheel, and Robo Racer surround MegVoyager, who then
> morphs into Zord mode. Phanty then calls Artillatron, and it joins in
> the circle. ZU, SZM, WW, RR, and Art activate their 25(v3)
> energy-and-explosive shields and their forcefields capable of deflecting
> any physical attack. Everyone enters the Ultrazord except Blue
> Senturion, Phantom, Carlos, and TJ. Phantom runs Artillatron, Carlos
> and TJ man SuperZeo just to be safe. BS stays in Robo Racer.
>
> Jeff: We are impervious to attacks, and we are still willing to accept
> surrender. If we cannot capture you, you will be eliminated.
MEGVOYAGER: Heh heh....I think not. {Gets an idea..} If Psycho Yellow can
do it, I can.
{MEGVOYAGER turns himself into a virus and infects the megazords. They turn
on each other and destroy themselves}
[Sometime later....land of dead}
George: Hey Jeff! You're back!
{Kendrix comes chasing after Rodd with her Bata Bow. Jeff trips her and
takes the Beta Bow and shoots George. A familiar figure shows up.}
Zordon: Give me the Beta Bow Jeff.
Jeff: Wow!! Zordon!! Sure you can take it.
{Zordon takes the Beta Bow and shoots George when he tries to get up.
Zordon, Jeff and Kendrix start laughing....}
Jeff T. Anonymous
> MEGVOYAGER: Heh heh....I think not. {Gets an idea..} If Psycho
Yellow can
> do it, I can.
>
> {MEGVOYAGER turns himself into a virus and infects the megazords.
They turn
> on each other and destroy themselves}
>
> [Sometime later....land of dead}
>
> George: Hey Jeff! You're back!
>
> {Kendrix comes chasing after Rodd with her Bata Bow. Jeff trips her
and
> takes the Beta Bow and shoots George. A familiar figure shows up.}
>
> Zordon: Give me the Beta Bow Jeff.
>
> Jeff: Wow!! Zordon!! Sure you can take it.
>
> {Zordon takes the Beta Bow and shoots George when he tries to get up.
> Zordon, Jeff and Kendrix start laughing....}
>
>
Zordon gives Jeff the Beta Bow for the purpose of Andro-Zordonic
Sacrifice.
Zordon: Shoot the beta bow and slay my soul. It will undo your
destruction, and that of your friends. The Zords, including the
AstroDeltaMegazord, will also be recreated, but MegVoyager will be
withdrawn from Hades and will posess the Zords except ADM as a virus.
The shield and field systems will be also recreated and upgraded. Here
is a copy of Doctor Zordolomon's anti-psycho, which is an antivirus that
fights CIH, Melissa, BubbleBoy, et cetera, but it can also eject Psycho
Rangers and the like, but not destroy them. it comes with ZorGuard to
give alert of viruses. Also on the disk is a version for droids. They
come with unlimited licences.
Jeff: Will this also work for Kendrix?
Zordon: No, as she died from self-sacrifice, and was not a member of a
large group of Rangers and Zords destroyed by a mad monstrous man. To
send her back, it will take the sacrifice of one able to return.
Jeff: I volunteer!
Zordon: No, as you are needed. Just shoot me!
Jeff cannot bring himself to do it.
Kendrix: Just shoot him. I will be your servant if I ever come upon you
again. Goodbye.
Jeff(as he fires the arrow): Goodbye, Zordon, Kendrix. rest in peace,
George, Zordon.
The arrow strikes Zordon and he dissapears like George Rodd did.
Everyone is back to life, and Jeff installs Dr. Zordolomon's and
ZorGuard into the computer of every zord, warrior wheel, and robo racer,
and the AI systems of the recreated Megaships. Blue Senturion and Alpha
Six get the disk for droids, which they promptly install into
themselves. AstroDeltaMegazord forms and is controlled by Alpha, DECA,
and DECO (or whatever the Delta computer is called). Every shield,
field, and copy of ZorGuard and DroidGuard are activated. the virus
guard programs are set to immediatly delete viruses, and expel sentient
infectors. The Zords all activate mirrored coatings for lasers, and
close-range magnetic fields for lightsabres and blasters. The Rangers
then sigh in relief knowing that the Megazords use DVD-RW instead of
magnetic tape, and have solar-surface-intensity heat shields.
Jeff, BS, DECA, TJ, over speakerphones: do you surrender now that we
have defenses for every attack possible?
Jeff: Senturion, release Pikachu onto Meg's back.
BS releases Pikachu, who clamps onto Meg's back and prepares to shock at
a millisecond's notice.
Jeff: A Pikachu is on your back. If you surrender, he won't hurt you.
George Rodd
Riddler
> MEGVOYAGER: yes it's a shame. Too bad you had to get into this. Your
> funeral. Okay old friend, I need your help. MegaWinger!
>
> {The megawinger comes swooping out of the air. The wings seperate from the
> MegaWinger and attach to Megvoyager}
>
> MEGVOYAGER: Everytime a Pokemon dies....an Angel gets his wings..
And why are we bringing David Boreanaz into this?
Patrick O'Shea
Patrick quietly travels the battleground, collecting as many of the
injured pokemon as possible for quick transit back to the nearest
pokemon center.
"I hope no-one notices me. I'd hate to have to get into a fight;
Megavoyager seemed like such a nice person the last time we talked. I
hope things do not get too violent."
MEGVOYAGER
MEGVOYAGER:Ahh!! A rat! A rat!!
{MEGVOYAGER swats at it and kills it}
MEGVOYAGER: What a strane creature. It looks better sqashed...
{Jeff grows in rage}
Jeff: Attack!
MEGVOYGAER: Turbo I-C megazord!, Elmozord Power up
{An icecream truck pulls up, grows and turns into a zord.. Elmozord walks
up}
MEGVOYAGER: Try your best Jeff.
{Jeff takes a swing at MV but hits Elmozord}
ELMOZORD: he he he That tickles.
MEGVOYAGER: The elmozord can't be destroyed....or I hope not.
Jeff: It doesn't matter. My zords are updated enough to withstand anything.
MEGOVYAGER: Oh yeah...
{A clock rings in the Background. It's now 12:00am. 1/1/2000!!!}
MEGVOYAGER:....but are your zords Y2K compliant.
{The zords blow up}
[Sometime later]
Zordon: So you're back huh Jeff?
George: yeah! He's back! He's back!
Jeff: Damn!
MEGVOYAGER
How 'bout we leave it to Gargamoyle (I think that's his name...)
MEGVOYAGER
<megav...@hotmail.com> wrote:
> Prof. Phenominous: We'll talk tomorrow..
{Three days later}
Prof. Phenominous: Where have you been?! You are three days late for
your appointment.
MEGVOYAGER: I'm sorry professeor. I was kinda detained. You know how
you told me to take out my anger on fluffy objects like a Pillow?
Well, I took it out on Pokemon. Then I was attacked by many people. I
had to morph into zord mode to protect myself. Jeff, Goldimus Prime,
Cyber Ranger, and Phantom6 have tried to murder me for the deaths of
many Pokemon. Come on Proffesor, they're kinda stupid(The pokemon that
is) who would have thought anyone would care.
Prof. Phenominous: They're aliens I tell you!
MEGVOYAGER: I know. I thought I was doing the world a favor.
Prof. Phenominous: You are! Believe me you are!
MEGVOYAGER: Wow thanks profesor. I feel so much better. Now that
thing about Fox Kids doesn't bother me much anymore. They're finally
playing "Journy's end" today! I'm so thrilled. I feel like my old
self again. Thank you profesor! I think I'm cured!
{MEGVOYAGER walks out of the office feeling great. A squirtle walks in
front of him}
MEGVOYAGER: must....resist.....urge.....to kill.....
{Spiral Saber teleports in his hand}
MEGVOYAGER: I....can't....do.....this......oh what the hell.
{MEGVOYAGER strikes the Pokemon and escapes on his Galaxy Glider. The
profesor walks out of the office}
Prof. Phenominous: That boy is going to get himself into trouble one of
these days........
Froog T. SqueezyCheese
> In article <17338-38...@storefull-134.iap.bryant.webtv.net>,
> SUPREM...@webtv.net (George Rodd) wrote:
> > SUPREMERANGER: Now to fly off and stomp smurfs village!
>
> How 'bout we leave it to Gargamoyle (I think that's his name...)
Gargamel. But you were close.
How in the _world_ did I remember that?
--
"Why, for 10,000 years I've put up with it now!/I must stop this Christmas from
coming!... But HOW?"--Lord Zedd (How Lord Zedd Stole Christmas by Stephanie
Herndon)
Froog T. SqueezyCheese
http://members.xoom.com/froog/
Jeff T. Anonymous
Zordon: I'll ressurect you, your friends, and every zord and addon
therof, but this time I will add a Y2K-compliance pack to the Zords and
droids. I'll also update Zordolomon's, upgrade the defenses, and add
generators so that the Power won't overload. After all, I don't want
you to get a reputation like that of Tommy Oliver. I'd have you ask God
to do it, but He's busy enough already. The Zords and Others will be
ready and chasing MegVoyager, but you can talk to Meg's shrink,
Professor Phenomonous. I will let Pikachu stay at the big Pokecenter in
the sky for a while.
Jeff: Very well, Zordon.
Zordon: May the Power protect you.
{Earth}
Jeff: Professor, he already is in trouble. He's killed me three times,
and every time either God or some Zordon guy ressurects me. He escaped
a LunaBall, a funny(ie?) farm, and a ring of Megazords. He needs to be
institutionalized in the Intergalactic Police Penal Colony for Mad
Universal Threats, or IPPCMUT, pronounced ippkuh-mutt. If he cannot be
captured, he will have to be eliminated. I think I am needed in the
pursuit.
Prof: He really is mad, so I will share my two greatest secrets with
you. The first is that I have Pokemon and train them, the second is
that they are mew, mewtwo, zapdos, articuno, moltres, and onix. The
mewtwo can talk. They all are at level seventy-five and are yours to
borrow. If anything bad happens to them, I'll understand and not be
angry. goodbye
Jeff: Goodbye
Jeff (pokeballs in hand) teleports to the Zeo Ultrazord, which, along
with the other mecha, is chasing MegVoyager, who wields a spiral sabre
and is on a galaxy glider.
Jeff: All defensive systems online! antivirus guarder is running. Y2K
repairs complete! MegVoyager, do you surrender, or must you be
clobbered?
Goldimus Prime and the StarJets
<megav...@hotmail.com> wrote:
> In article <u2ejsJeP$GA.281@cpmsnbbsa03>, "MEGVOYAGER"
> <megav...@hotmail.com> wrote:
> > Prof. Phenominous: We'll talk tomorrow..
> {Three days later}
> Prof. Phenominous: Where have you been?! You are three days late
> for
> your appointment.
> MEGVOYAGER: I'm sorry professeor. I was kinda detained. You know
> how
> you told me to take out my anger on fluffy objects like a Pillow?
> Well, I took it out on Pokemon. Then I was attacked by many
> people. I
> had to morph into zord mode to protect myself. Jeff, Goldimus
> Prime,
> Cyber Ranger, and Phantom6 have tried to murder me for the deaths
> of
> many Pokemon.
some help. Cyber Ranger was the one trying to kill you...slaggin
vigilante Rangers...."
>Come on Proffesor, they're kinda stupid(The pokemon
> that
> is) who would have thought anyone would care.
> Prof. Phenominous: They're aliens I tell you!
> MEGVOYAGER: I know. I thought I was doing the world a favor.
> Prof. Phenominous: You are! Believe me you are!
> MEGVOYAGER: Wow thanks profesor. I feel so much better. Now that
> thing about Fox Kids doesn't bother me much anymore. They're
> finally
> playing "Journy's end" today! I'm so thrilled. I feel like my old
> self again. Thank you profesor! I think I'm cured!
> {MEGVOYAGER walks out of the office feeling great. A squirtle
> walks in
> front of him}
> MEGVOYAGER: must....resist.....urge.....to kill.....
> {Spiral Saber teleports in his hand}
> MEGVOYAGER: I....can't....do.....this......oh what the hell.
> {MEGVOYAGER strikes the Pokemon and escapes on his Galaxy Glider.
> The
> profesor walks out of the office}
> Prof. Phenominous: That boy is going to get himself into trouble
> one of
> these days........
Jonathan S. Latu
Froog T. SqueezyCheese wrote:
> MEGVOYAGER wrote:
>
> > In article <17338-38...@storefull-134.iap.bryant.webtv.net>,
> > SUPREM...@webtv.net (George Rodd) wrote:
> > > SUPREMERANGER: Now to fly off and stomp smurfs village!
> >
> > How 'bout we leave it to Gargamoyle (I think that's his name...)
>
> Gargamel. But you were close.
> How in the _world_ did I remember that?
I don't know Froog, how did you know? :) Glad you said it, so I didn't have to...
>
> --
> "Why, for 10,000 years I've put up with it now!/I must stop this Christmas from
> coming!... But HOW?"--Lord Zedd (How Lord Zedd Stole Christmas by Stephanie
> Herndon)
> Froog T. SqueezyCheese
> http://members.xoom.com/froog/
--
"Honest, sweet, gentle were words women used to describe me. 'At last, a man we
can trust,' they would say. And then they would proceed to tell me all about the
men they loved." -- Reuven and women, Legacy of the Darksword
"But for now, let us maximize.....and SLAG SOME BUTT!" -- Tigatron, BW: "Call of
the Wild"
"Still you are outnumbered by the monsters. May the Power protect you." -- Zordon,
MMPR: The Wedding
"Get the Hell out of our galaxy!" -- Sheridan telling the First Ones off, Babylon
5:Into the Fire
"What's wrong Megatron? Is your single elegant machine having trouble
multitasking?" -- Optimus Primal, Beast Machines
"Yes. My love has...many skills" -- Silverbolt regarding Black Arachnia
"One more time." -- Bill Stultz at marching band practices (How exactly does one
translate to ten Bill?)
"The light that burns, that is truth. The light that reveals, that is wisdom." --
myself
Jonathan S. Latu
Email: la...@purdue.edu
AIM: WhiteNinZ
ICQ: 48711033
Cyber Ranger
<megav...@hotmail.com> wrote:
> In article <u2ejsJeP$GA.281@cpmsnbbsa03>, "MEGVOYAGER"
> <megav...@hotmail.com> wrote:
> > Prof. Phenominous: We'll talk tomorrow..
> {Three days later}
> Prof. Phenominous: Where have you been?! You are three days late
> for
> your appointment.
> MEGVOYAGER: I'm sorry professeor. I was kinda detained. You know
> how
> you told me to take out my anger on fluffy objects like a Pillow?
> Well, I took it out on Pokemon. Then I was attacked by many
> people. I
> had to morph into zord mode to protect myself. Jeff, Goldimus
> Prime,
> Cyber Ranger, and Phantom6 have tried to murder me for the deaths
> of
[MegVoyager is fleeing on his Galaxy Glider, when several shots fly
past him. He turns around and sees Cyber Ranger, flying his Star Jet,
photon cannons blazing]
Cyber:"Computer, lock onto propulsion system and destroy"
[Several more shots are fired, a few conect, destroying the Glider's
engine. MegVoyager goes down, and Cyber Ranger pursues, still firing
weapons at him.]
MegVoyager:"Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh s---"
[Cyber swoops down and grabs MegVoyager's leg, and takes him from the
Galaxy Glider, as it crashes into some trees below, and explodes. Cyber
sets him down on the back of the Star Jet, and pulls a small device
from his armor, and places it on MegVoyager's chest. The device
activates, binding him in energy ropes]
Cyber:"Short of killing you, there's very little suitable punishment
for what you've been doing for the last 3 days, but I do have something
in mind for you until I can think of somehing better..heh heh heh"
MegVoyager:"Where are you taking me?"
Cyber:"Actually, we're there"
[The Jet lands out in the yard of a house. The front door opens, and
George Rodd runs out]
George:"HI GUYS!!!"
MegVoyager:"GAH! I thought he was dead?"
Cyber:"He was, but when Jeff and his people came back, he wound up back
here with them. Turns out a few of the Jedi were standing on him and
didn't notice, anyway.....
George! MegVoyager says he wants you to tell him _everything_ bout your
powers, right down to the last Battle Bike"
George:"ALRIGHT!"
[George drags MegVoyager inside]
MegVoyager:"Cyber, you can't do this! It isn't human!"
Cyber:"Have fun!"
[Cyber takes off, just as he does, he hears MegVoyager lets loose a
very loud scream
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"]
Cyber:"That'll teach him, or at least do serious mental trauma,
whichever happens first[shrugs]"
[Cyber flies off, leaving MegVoyager to his doom]
[later...]
George:"....and the Green Astro cycle"
MegVoyager[a bit tired]:"And.._that's_ the Infinity Megazord?"
George:"No, silly! That's the Infinity Sub-Zord 1, there's still 5 more
to go! Now, for number 2, there's..."
MegVoyager:"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO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The end.
Cyber Ranger
MEGVOYAGER
news:3858FAC1...@mta.ca...
> MEGVOYAGER wrote:
>
> > In article <17338-38...@storefull-134.iap.bryant.webtv.net>,
> > SUPREM...@webtv.net (George Rodd) wrote:
> > > SUPREMERANGER: Now to fly off and stomp smurfs village!
> >
> > How 'bout we leave it to Gargamoyle (I think that's his name...)
>
> Gargamel. But you were close.
> How in the _world_ did I remember that?
That it! I couldn't remember for sure. It's been so many years......
MEGVOYAGER
MEGVOYAGER: What the....!?!? How do you keep coming back?!?! Oh well, I'll
stop you this time. Winged MegaVoyager!
{The MegaWingers wing attaches to MEGVOYAGER and he flies into the air.}
Jeff: You can't stop me this time! I got powerful Pokemon at level 75!
{Jeff throws his Pokeballs}
Mewtwo: yes we're free. Now we dont need you or the Professor Jeff!
Jeff: You can't turn on me!
Mewtwo: Oh yes we can.
{The Pokemon join powers and fire at the megazords. Jeff is
again....destroyed}
Mewtwo: We're free. Come on fellow Pokemon lets go!
{MegaVoyager comes flying out of the air and fires his Mega V-3 missile at
them. Chunks of Pokemon fly everywhere}
[Sometime later..]
Jeff: Damn I'm back here again.
Zordon: He killed you again!?!? That's pathetic. You will never be
resurected again.
Jeff: No please! Give me another chance!
Zordon: No. You failed to take out MEGVOYAGER. He proved himself a worthy
warrior.
Jeff: I'm going back Zordon even if it means I have to make a deal with
devil himself.
Zordon: Good luck....
[Jeff leaves and confronts the devil]
Jeff: George, I need your help.
George: What!!!
Jeff: I need to get back to Earth alive.
George: I'll give you the infinity Megazord!!!
Jeff: I want something more....real.
George: Real!!
Jeff: Yes you twit...
George: I'll see what I can do!!!
{George leaves and comes back}
George: This is the most powerful thing in the universe.
{Hands it to Jeff}
Jeff: It's a grape. What am I going to do with a grape?
George: You eat it silly!!!
Jeff: You are of no help.
George: Glad I could help!!
Jeff T. Anonymous
Jeff: Well, George, it could be used to trip Meg, if I could go back. I
could bribe God or Zordon, but Zordon is angry at me and God is not a
sure bet. I guess God is my best bet, after all, He is my Lord and
Master! Goodbye.
Jeff goes to God's place in Upper Heaven after ascending from the upper
Hadean levels, alias George's place.
Jeff: O Lord, please ressurect me, my friends, and our battle
equipment. Amen.
God: Very well. I am aware that what Zordon said about you being stuck
and MegVoyager being a worthy warrior scared you, so I am banishing him
to the section of Hades over which George Rodd is ruler. I would smite
MegVoyager myself or send the Angel of Death to do it, but I am too
busy, and the Angel has been acting suspiciously sick since the battle
started.
Jeff: Thank you, God!
God: Away with you
{back on Earth}
everyone is in their battle mecha once more, and all defenses,
antiviruses, generators, and Y2K protectors are running. everyone
is surrounding MegVoyager. Justin shows up and gives his turbo key and
morpher to Jeff, who quickly improvises a way for all of the zords to
use it as yet another power source. Justin recieves a Battelizer from
Phantom, and uses it to Battelize.
Justin: Meg is in zord mode, so I can go in and commandeer his cockpit.
There is a door in his heel, and that is his only comparably weak spot.
It is risky, especially after what he did to the Professor's favorite
pocket monsters, but it has more likelihood of surprising him than, say,
everyone blasting at the same time.
Jeff: Justin, he expects a request for surrender. A full-power blast is
also somewhat expected. you will have to go in there during a
distraction. such as, say, a few Zords doing the Team Rocket slogan or
a commercial for Sir Stack brand Spoilers. perhaps advertise for
spoilers, and then Team Rocket if you are not yet past first-level
internal security.
Justin: I'm ready. Goodbye.
Jeff: Start Stack Sequence!
[advertisment]
Ultrazord using voice of Trey: Spoilers!
Robo Racer UVO Blue Senturion: Spoilers!
Super Zeo using voice of T.J.: Spoilers!
Astro Delta Megazord UVO DECA: Spoilers!
Ultrazord using voice of Jeff: Sir Stack's Spoilers are popular on Earth
Ultrazord UVO Andros of KO-35: KO-35
Ultrazord using voice of Trey: Triforia
Robo Racer UVO Blue Senturion: Intergalactic Police station Cobalt Gamma
Omega Pi
Super Zeo using voice of T.J.: Erutan's point of origin
Astro Delta Megazord UVO DECA: The Astro Megaship
Ultrazord using voice of Trey: Use Stack's Spoilers today or whenever
there is a new episode of Power Rangers.
Justin(over communicator, broadcasting into cockpit of Zeo Ultrazord):
I'm to the cockpit door. hacking the keypad, im in! There's a lot of
cobwebs in here, no brain though. I'm at the controls.
Jeff as Zeo Ultrazord: MegVoyager, Justin the Blue Battelized Turbo
Ranger is in your head. He will gladly send you to the sun or the
Arctic Circle if you stay fighting.
Justin over communicator: just shoot, we can get rid of him. I can
probably escape, but my life is worth the death of the Pokemurderer.
Zordon died for the galaxy, so surely I can die for the Pokemon of the
world and their trainers. farewell. goodbye.
Jeff: Everyone, lock on all guns. Phantom, get your cannons aimed at
the feet. Trey, we need to lock on all of our guns at the "area."
DECA, ready fists for Voltronic launch at the hands. Blue, shoot
blaster on stun mode at the head. Everyone, turn all minor blasters to
stun and aim for the chest. Blue, ready handcuff just in case
Jeff: Fire!
Artillatron heavily damages Meg, making it so that he cannot walk. the
Ultrazord zaps between the legs and spills to the tummy, causing major
damage to meg. AstroDelta hits mark on the arms, paralyzing them. Blue
Senturion causes further damage with a stun blaster. all of the minor
blasters against the chest knock down MegVoyager. Blue's handcuff hooks
onto Meg, but the electric shocker goes off and Meg blows to a million
pieces. Justin escapes badly injured, and Robo Racer has seen better
days. Jeff eats the grape he got from George Rodd.
{Roddic Hades}
George: Well, Meg, since Jeff has figured you out, I guess you can be my
palsy-walsy now.
Zordon: Darn Jeff. He ratted to God. I guess you can be my slave now,
Meg.
MEGVOYAGER
MEGVOYAGER: Heaven's not so bad. Heh...hey Kendrix..........what? You want
to feed me some grapes? Al right go ahead!
{MEGOVYAGER lays down, Kendrix feeds them}
MEGVOYAGER: Hey, God. Can we get Karone up here too?
God: What is wrong with you?! You're supposed to be the worthy soldier.
MEGVOYAGER: You're right God! I'll be back. Kendrix, until next time.
God: I award you god like powers so that you can never be killed again.
MEGVOYAGER: Thank you god, not that I need them but I thank you none the
less.
{MEGVOYAGER teleports down to earth. JEFF is already in his zords}
MEGOVYAGER: Let's Rocket!
{MEGVOYAGER morphs and leaps into Jeff's Cockpit, throws him out the cockpit
and takes over the zords.}
MEGVOYAGER: I'm in complete control Jeff. {MEGVOYAGER pushes the controls.
Jeff gets squished.}
Jeff T. Anonymous
>
> MEGVOYAGER: Heaven's not so bad. Heh...hey Kendrix..........what?
You want
> to feed me some grapes? Al right go ahead!
>
> {MEGOVYAGER lays down, Kendrix feeds them}
>
> MEGVOYAGER: Hey, God. Can we get Karone up here too?
>
> God: What is wrong with you?! You're supposed to be the worthy
soldier.
>
> MEGVOYAGER: You're right God! I'll be back. Kendrix, until next
time.
>
> God: I award you god like powers so that you can never be killed
again.
>
> MEGVOYAGER: Thank you god, not that I need them but I thank you none
the
> less.
>
> {MEGVOYAGER teleports down to earth. JEFF is already in his zords}
>
> MEGOVYAGER: Let's Rocket!
>
> {MEGVOYAGER morphs and leaps into Jeff's Cockpit, throws him out the
cockpit
> and takes over the zords.}
>
> MEGVOYAGER: I'm in complete control Jeff. {MEGVOYAGER pushes the
controls.
> Jeff gets squished.}
>
>
he talked to was Satan, and Kendrix was really the BeetleBorg girl in
disguise.
{The Real Heaven, with the Real God}
Jeff: Satan has given Meg powers which rival Your own. My old friend
the Archangel Michael, however, may be the only hope for Earth.
Especially since Trey, Andros, et al are hostages. As for me, I'm
perfectly content here. But if You desire for me to return, I will do
Your bidding.
God: All right, I'll send Michael and the Angel of Death this time, but
I also want to ressurect you and everything else that was destroyed with
you. Meg is in the Zeo Ultrazord this time, so I will send you to the
Pyramidic brig, escape from which should be a breeze. Luke Skywalker
will very soon death-or-glory against the Ultrazord. If he makes it, he
will be in the corridor outside the brig corridor. Go now!
{Earth, the Zeo Ultrazord's pokey.}
Andros, Trey, Ashley, and Cassie are powerless and in a big cell. When
Jeff, Michael, and Death appear, they are suprised because they saw Jeff
get squished by the Ultrazord, and because they'd never seen live angels
before. The jail mysteriously opens. Everyone reaches the bridge,
where they see MegVoyager battelized into a man-sized Mega Voyager.
Jeff(still morphed as Red Astro Ranger): Voyager, I challenge you to a
duel. Spiral Sabres. Atop the Ultrazord's head.
Meg: I accept
they go to the top of the Zeo Ultrazord's head, and draw spiral sabres.
Jeff mauls MegVoyager faster than you can say "Those who live by the
Spiral Sabre die by the Spiral Sabre." Jeff then recovers and passes
out morphers. everyone sets up a non-teleportation field along with the
other Zord defenses. Angels return to heaven.
{Deep Dark Hades}
Satan: MegVoyager, those powers I gave you were wasted. A hotshot in a
red rangers suit beat you in a duel
Meg: Satan, That was you? I thought you were God!
MEGVOYAGER
Or is it?
MEGVOYAGER: ha ha ha ha ha
Cyber Ranger: What the...
MEGVOYAGER: You pitiful fool. That was my cyber shadow. It wasn't me.
Spiral Saber booster mode!
{MEGVOYAGER fires at Cyber ranger and knocks him unconscoius}
MEGVOYAGER: Heh..heh..
{CYBER RANGER wakes up in Rodd's house of horrors in a dress, watching
videos of his childhood}
MEGVOYAGER: ha ha ha
MEGVOYAGER
>
> >
> > MEGVOYAGER: Heaven's not so bad. Heh...hey Kendrix..........what?
> You want
> > to feed me some grapes? Al right go ahead!
> >
> > {MEGOVYAGER lays down, Kendrix feeds them}
> >
> > MEGVOYAGER: Hey, God. Can we get Karone up here too?
> >
> > God: What is wrong with you?! You're supposed to be the worthy
> soldier.
> >
> > MEGVOYAGER: You're right God! I'll be back. Kendrix, until next
> time.
> >
> > God: I award you god like powers so that you can never be killed
> again.
> >
> > MEGVOYAGER: Thank you god, not that I need them but I thank you none
> the
> > less.
> >
> > {MEGVOYAGER teleports down to earth. JEFF is already in his zords}
> >
> > MEGOVYAGER: Let's Rocket!
> >
> > {MEGVOYAGER morphs and leaps into Jeff's Cockpit, throws him out the
> cockpit
> > and takes over the zords.}
> >
> > MEGVOYAGER: I'm in complete control Jeff. {MEGVOYAGER pushes the
> controls.
> > Jeff gets squished.}
> >
> >
> he talked to was Satan, and Kendrix was really the BeetleBorg girl in
> disguise.
However, I was in heaven. Where else would I be? Please don't answer....
Jeff T. Anonymous
Guy
> > he talked to was Satan, and Kendrix was really the BeetleBorg girl
in
> > disguise.
>
> However, I was in heaven. Where else would I be? Please don't
answer....
>
>
heaven used to trick people who were Pokemurderers in the name of good
into doing even darker deeds.
Goldimus Prime and the StarJets
[Goldimus drives through George's living rom wall. Goldimus Prime
transforms, and shoots George. George dies. Goldimus grabs Cyber, and
drives off with him]
Goldimus Prime
MEGVOYAGER
> Guy
> > > he talked to was Satan, and Kendrix was really the BeetleBorg girl
> in
> > > disguise.
> >
> > However, I was in heaven. Where else would I be? Please don't
> answer....
> >
> >
> I have to answer to keep the story going. You were in the Devil's
> heaven used to trick people who were Pokemurderers in the name of good
> into doing even darker deeds.
Great now I'm some evil thing! Pokemon is the enemy!! Oh well, as long as
I get to keep killing Pokemon....
{MEGVOYAGER stands upon a cliff much like Divatox did in "Shift into Turbo
pt1"}
MEGVOYAGER: I am your new ruler! Together we will use our powers to save to
world from Pokehell! Who's with me?
Magna Defender: I'm with you.
Psycho Ranger: Us too!
Darkonda: I'm in. ha ha ha
Kendrix: I'm coming also.
Scorpius: I must get the Lights of Orion.
MEGVOYAGER: Calm down there Scorpius. We need you to stay here and keep
Rodd away from us. {Turns towards fellow warriors} Once we kill the Pokemon
off, we will have saved the world. We will be heroes! Let's go!!
{The nine teleport to a Pokereserve}
{Tourists look about}
Somedumbasspokefan: These are the rarest pokemon ever. Very valueable.
MEGVOYAGER: Ha ha ha. Psychos attack!
{The psychos pulls out their weapons and start destroying Pokemon}
Somedumbasspokefan: Stop you're killing the Pokemon!!
MEGVOYAGER: We know. Magna Defender! A Pokemon is getting away.
MD: I'll stop him.
{MD jumps into the air and pulls out his Magna Blaster and blows the Pokemon
away}
MEGVOYAGER: Great job Magna Defender! Great job all of you.
Jeff: Hold it right there.
{Everyone stops and stares at Jeff except Kendrix and Darkonda who are
beating up a pikachu}
MEGVOYAGER: What do you want Jeff?
Jeff: I want you to stop and leave these poor Pokemon alone.
MEGVOYGER: Never! Spiral Saber!
{Jeff pulls out his Spiral Saber and duels MEGVOYAGER}
Jeff: Stop this senseless slaughter or prepare to die.
MEGVOYAGER: The only things that are going to die are you and the Pokemon.
{MEGVOYAGER pulls out his Astro Blaster and shoots Jeff knocking him out.}
MEGVOYAGER:{Talking into his communicator} I need you Scorpius. Teleport
here at once!
{Scorpius teleports in}
MEGVOYAGER: What do you see here?
Scorpuis: Lots of yummy looking pieces of fluff.
MEGVOYAGER: That's right. You may eat them after you eat Jeff there.
{By some great power unknown to man, Scorpuis moves towards Jeff and eats
him!}
Jeff T. Anonymous
Sabre to slay Scorpius from the inside and save some rare Tauros just in
time. Jeff then puts his Sabre into Booster mode and shoots away
Darkonda's final life. He then summons his many friends. Trey
GoldRushes and destroys Magna Defender. Everyone else entirely destroys
the Psychos.
Jeff: Kendrix, I thought you were incapable of such cruel vivisection,
or shall I say wanton and gratuitous cruelty to Pokemon which actually
kills them! And all this time I thought you were cuter than Karone!
Well, not on the inside! Die, Vile Turncoat, Die!
Kendrix: I was only doing it because MegVoager threatened me.
Jeff: Never give into threats. Let the two of us take on Meg together!
Spiral Sabre! Booster Mode!
Kendrix: Beta Bow! Maximum Power!
They shoot at the same time, thus exploding Meg to his component quarks.
MEGVOYAGER
Goldimus Prime and the StarJets
<goldimus_prime_...@goldimus.freeservers.com> wrote in message
news:00091c0e...@usw-ex0107-041.remarq.com...
Everyone at AFPR hears of this and celebrates. Goldimus is a hero!
MEGVOYAGER
Not only do you like Pokemon but you're insane! I like both Pink Galaxy
Rangers but Karone rates a little higher than Kendrix...
> Well, not on the inside! Die, Vile Turncoat, Die!
> Kendrix: I was only doing it because MegVoager threatened me.
> Jeff: Never give into threats. Let the two of us take on Meg together!
> Spiral Sabre! Booster Mode!
> Kendrix: Beta Bow! Maximum Power!
>
> They shoot at the same time, thus exploding Meg to his component quarks.
South Park Character #1: Oh my god! They killled Meg!
Southpark Character #2: Those bastards!
{MEGOVYAGER reasembles}
MEGVOYAGER: As you can see, I can't be killed or stay killed. We are after
all living in the Power Ranger universe
Jeff: Yes, you're right..
MEGVOYAGER: Hmm...this is quite the perdictament.
Jeff: I'll say.
MEGVOYAGER: You see since this is the PR universe there should not be any
Pokemon here. I'm just trying to keep peace here. They can stay out of
this universe all they want but once they come here they're mine!
Jeff: I can live with that. As long as they stay out of here you wont kill
them right?
MEGVOYAGER: Of course.
Jeff: Great. I can accept that.
{Jeff walks out in peace. MEGVOYAGER fires his Astro Blaster at him. Jeff
is now in peices}
MEGVOYAGER: The fool. I will keep on killing them! Ha ha ha!
{MEGVOYAGER walks home saying "Gotta Kill 'em all! Gotta Kill 'em all"}
George Rodd
SUPREMERANGER MEGAVOYAGER told me to say that!
Phantom6
MEGVOYAGER wrote in message ...
Phantom6: Alright now you've asked for it. as soon As I finish with the
rental papers The Green Ranger is gonna kick your sorry pokemon killin'
arse!
<Pulls out cell phone>
Phantom6: Hello may I speak to Mr. Frank. Yes I realise he doesn't do the
ranger thing anymore but it's rather important.
<Crapload of legal mumbo jumbo>
Phantom6: Allright listen pal Put TOMMY ON NOW!
JDF: Hello?
Phantom6: Hi Mr. Frank we need a hero.
JDF: Austin is that you?
Phantom6: No Zord master It's Phantom6.
JDF: If this is about the Green Power coin I already told you I didn't get
to keep it.
Phantom6: Screw it. <Hangs Up Phone>
Phantom6: Idiot. Oh well here goes nothing.
Phantom6 steps into the pokemon reserve anddoes something noone has a
counter attack for.
Phantom6: Chrysallis Matrix Enhancer... Power Down!
MegaVoyager: Ha! Now I gotcha. <Launches at The Unmorphed Phantom6 with
his spiral saber.
Phantom6: Hope this works... It's Morphin' Time!
Phantom6: DRAGONZORD!
MegaVoyager skids to a stop with an idiotic expression on his face
MegaVoyager: Wha... How'd
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Green Dragon Phantom6: Hey it worked! What oh! yeah you're all wondering
about the powers right?
ALL: Well the thought had crossed our minds.
GD Phantom6: Well you see the last post on this inane battle said we're in
the PR universe. Does noone remember the "What happened to the clones power
coin" post?
All: Yeah.
GD Phantom6: Well I went for a visit to the oldest cemetary in Angel Grove
and found his... well you don't need the details.
Anyway MegaVoyager If we are in the PR universe and you can't die then you
can fall victim to every rangers worst fear.
SirStack: Phantom No.
Jeff: <who of course is alive again> That's just wrong man.
Phasm Ranger: Do it! Do IT! DO IT!
GD Phantom6: You're going on a peace conference to a pokemon free Zone...
Antarctica. With one way tickets a teleport barrier, no boats and a six ton
weight tied to your leg so you can't swim. Now get on the plane, which by
the way if you try to get off of you'll fall into a Saban Made plothole.
and Those are worse than Blackholes.
MegaVoyager: <after being punted through the doors of the plane> You can't
do this It's not fair it's... Did you say No PokeMon?
GD Phantom6: Yup.
MegaVoyager: Thanks, Well that's that. Bye everyone I'll write.
GD Phantom6: Actually that's forbidden aswell.
Phantom6 Phading out.
Canabals agree, A sandwhich just isn't a sandwhich without the tangy zip of
dave.
Jeff T. Anonymous
However, God, Jesus, the Spirit, and Zordon of Eltar realize that Jeff
needs to be sent back if all of the Pocket Monsters need to be sent back
to the Pokemon Archipelago.
Jeff (morphed and with Andros, Trey, Justin, and Kendrix at his
sides)pays a housecall to MegVoyager. he rings the bell. Meg answers.
Jeff: Can you prove that Trey and Pikachu, though both gold, don't exist
in the same world? Even though we only see normal animals and
GalactaBeasts, this is, after all, Fan Fiction AFP-R style. Thus, we
can assume thet we can either send you to the madhouse or most of the
Pokemon back to their Archipelago. We can't stop Fearow, Pidgeot, or
Butterfree from crossing the oceans and showing up here in Angel Grove.
And even the government can't stop the Pokemon trade. and Kendrix is
WAAY cuter than Karone! Karone is cute, but Kendrix moreso.
MegVoyager: Wanna make something out of it?
Jeff: A Power Ranger must never use Ranger powers for personal gain or
escalate a battle unless necessary. Making something of it would
violate two points of the Zordonic code. Thus, even though killing you
over pink galactic cuteness would be fun, it's against the Zordonic
code, which I swore to follow when Andros loaned me these powers. I
knew you called me a fool, and you shot me in the back after I agreed to
a treaty. The treaty is off!
Blue Senturion arrives.
BS: MegVoyager, you are under arrest for murder (ten thousand counts),
Cruelty to Animals (one hundred thousand counts), Resistance of Arrest
(ten counts), and Escaping the Sanitarium (one count). Here are your
Miranda Rights as guaranteed by the local governments.
BS's viewscreen pops out, shows Miranda Rights in a bunch of languages
and a braille simulator.
Blue Senturion whips out the universe's strongest resizing (up to Zeo
Ultrazord size) handcuffs and quickly arrests MegVoyager; the handcuffs
shrink to Meg's wrists, which just happened to be behind his back at the
time. Same type also applied as legirons. BS quickly frisks Meg and
finds a Battelizer, Transdagger, Spiral Sabre, and Astro Blaster, all of
which are confiscated and teleported to Intergalactic Police Station
Cyan Pi Omega Lambda, in the Karova system. Meg is marshalled away to
the Astro Megaship brig, where he is put in a special extra-durable cage
which can handle everything, from a Zord growing inside to lasers to
plasma to a nuclear explosive.
Jeff: Please describe your powers and devices, from your morphing
sequence down to the last washer of your smallest weapon. DECA, Record
a million-hour DVD of this.
DECA: Jeff, I am putting the million-hour disk into the recorder, and a
hundred hundred-thousand hour disks into the backup recorders. Primary
Recorder and Alternate Recorder 1 online and recording.
Jeff: Thank you, DECA. MegVoyager, begin!
BS: By order of the Intergalactic Police, comply with Jeff's request.
MEGVOYAGER
Phantom6 <lmar...@sprintmail.com> wrote in message
news:83i4gp$2h2$1...@ash.prod.itd.earthlink.net...
MEGVOYAGER: Then i'm not going.
{MEGOVYAGER flips of the teleporter device, pulls earwax out from his ear,
wipes it on Phantom6 and lights it on fire.}
MEGVOYAGER: say fairwell to your green rangers powers!
Phantom6: Oh no! He's made an artifical candle from earwax!
{Just as he says that the green ranger powers disinigrate}
Phantom6: Nooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!
MEGVOYAGER: Spiral Saber booster mode! I'll teach you for trying to get rid
of me.
{MEGVOYAGER fires at Phantom6 and he goes flying through the teleporter}
{Phantom6 lands in Antarctica}
Phantom6: so cold.....so very cold. Need Charmander to stay warm....
{Looks at sign that says no Pokezone}
Phantom6: Noooooooooooooo!!!!!!!
MEGVOYAGER
George Rodd <SUPREM...@webtv.net> wrote in message
news:6374-385...@storefull-136.iap.bryant.webtv.net...
> SUPREMERANGER: Heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh
>
> SUPREMERANGER MEGAVOYAGER told me to say that!
I meant for you to e-mail him and bug him. Not the rest of us here.....
Phantom6
Phantom6: <Pulls out Map> Hmm... If I'm by the sign then...<Takes five
steps southwest, Two steps north and one-hundered and sixty-five steps to
the west..> RETRO BLADE ACTIVATE!
<Phantom6 slashes a rather long gash in the time space continium.>
Phantom6: <Steps into the battle feild.> Well I'm glad that worked, SO
what'd I miss?
<Sees thousands of dead PokeMon>
Phantom6: Eww. Okay back to the armory. PHASM! I NEED THE... <Ominous
Music> SAban enhanced weapon!
MEGVOYAGER
MEGVOYAGER: Jet Jammer!
{The Jet Jammer comes flying through the Astro Megaship and Voyager jumps
for his life}
MEGVOYAGER: Ha! HA! HA! Free!
{MEGVOYAGER places his cuffs by the purpulsion of the Jammer and burns off
the cuffs}
MEGVOYAGER: Cheap bastard. Can't even buy the quality cuffs....
Cyber Ranger
[Blue Senturion moves to pursue, but is tapped on the shoulder. He
turns around just in time to see a fist flying at his head.
MegVoyager looks back to the Megaship, to see if he's being followed,
instead of pursuers, he sees BS's head floating out the hole in the
wall]
Meg:"Hmm, strange."
Cyber:"StarJet!"
[Cyber's jet crashes throughanother wall, and he jumps on it, and
tosses a bomb in the ship as he flies away.
The bomb explodes, taking a big chunk of the ship, and all crew with
it.]
Cyber:"I told you this was my fight."
MegVoyager:"They'll be back, in about 20 minutes or so..."
continue.....
Jeff T. Anonymous
> [Blue Senturion moves to pursue, but is tapped on the shoulder. He
> turns around just in time to see a fist flying at his head.
> MegVoyager looks back to the Megaship, to see if he's being followed,
> instead of pursuers, he sees BS's head floating out the hole in the
> wall]
>
> Meg:"Hmm, strange."
>
> Cyber:"StarJet!"
>
> [Cyber's jet crashes throughanother wall, and he jumps on it, and
> tosses a bomb in the ship as he flies away.
> The bomb explodes, taking a big chunk of the ship, and all crew with
> it.]
>
> Cyber:"I told you this was my fight."
>
> MegVoyager:"They'll be back, in about 20 minutes or so..."
>
> continue.....
Zordon makes amends with Jeff and gives him the ususal ressurection
package. Jeff et al pursue the loose hoodla on Galaxy Gliders at
Maximum Speed. They catch up on fifteen seconds.
Jeff: Cyber, you're just like Goldimus. you kill me because I am
chasing this mad hoodlum for the good of the universe. He's the
Pokemurderer! He has killed Pokemon trainers and Mewtwo as well as
plain old Pokemon. He and I once agreed to peace if they can go back to
the Pokemon Archipelago. He shot me in the back just as I was going
away to research the possibilities of keeping the Pokemon away from him,
and restrained to the Archipelago if possible. I would have accepted
and did accept peace, but we have revoked his clemancy because he kept
on killing pocket monsters. he is now a kill-on-sight crook by orders
of the Intergalactic Police Chief.
Jeff then whips out a lightsabre and dices MegVoyager to bits. Blue
Senturion then gets out the world's strongest resizing Handcuffs and
Legirons and puts them on Cyber. blue then teleports Cyber to the local
police station on KO-35 and comes back just in case Meg comes back
quickly.
Cyber Ranger
<Jef...@aol.com> wrote:
> > [Blue Senturion moves to pursue, but is tapped on the shoulder.
> He
> > turns around just in time to see a fist flying at his head.
> > MegVoyager looks back to the Megaship, to see if he's being
> followed,
> > instead of pursuers, he sees BS's head floating out the hole in
> the
> > wall]
> >
> > Meg:"Hmm, strange."
> >
> > Cyber:"StarJet!"
> >
> > [Cyber's jet crashes throughanother wall, and he jumps on it, and
> > tosses a bomb in the ship as he flies away.
> > The bomb explodes, taking a big chunk of the ship, and all crew
> with
> > it.]
> >
> > Cyber:"I told you this was my fight."
> >
> > MegVoyager:"They'll be back, in about 20 minutes or so..."
> >
> > continue.....
> package. Jeff et al pursue the loose hoodla on Galaxy Gliders at
> Maximum Speed. They catch up on fifteen seconds.
> Jeff: Cyber, you're just like Goldimus. you kill me because I am
> chasing this mad hoodlum for the good of the universe. He's the
> Pokemurderer! He has killed Pokemon trainers and Mewtwo as well as
> plain old Pokemon. He and I once agreed to peace if they can go
> the Pokemon Archipelago. He shot me in the back just as I was
> going
> away to research the possibilities of keeping the Pokemon away
> from him,
> and restrained to the Archipelago if possible. I would have
> accepted
> and did accept peace, but we have revoked his clemancy because he
> kept
> on killing pocket monsters. he is now a kill-on-sight crook by
> orders
> of the Intergalactic Police Chief.
> Jeff then whips out a lightsabre and dices MegVoyager to bits.
> Blue
> Senturion then gets out the world's strongest resizing Handcuffs
> and
> Legirons and puts them on Cyber. blue then teleports Cyber to the
> local
> police station on KO-35 and comes back just in case Meg comes back
> quickly.
> Before you buy.
Cyber:"SHOCKWAVE!"
[The normal energy burst emits from is hands, shattering the cuffs, and
blowing a hole in the wall. Cyber Ranger escapes.
Cyber quickly catches up to Jeff]
Cyber:"Listen here, you don't have what it takes to finish this job,
the very fact you were going to go easy on MegVoyager proves that.
It's not your directive I'm against, it's you and your flunikies
carrying it out. You can back off now, and let me have Voyager,
or...[pulls rifle]...you can eat hot protons, your choice"
Jeff:"By order of..."
[Cyber fires his rifle, blowing Jeff up]
Cyber:"That'll take care of him for a while, and that sign I put on his
back should help things...heh, hehe"
[Zordon begns to give Jeff the ressurection deal again, and notices the
sign on his back. it reads, "20RD0N 5|_|XX". Zordon banishes Jeff to
death forever, and Cyber Ranger contnues to pursue MegVoyager]
Cyber Ranger
Jeff T. Anonymous
> Cyber:"SHOCKWAVE!"
>
> [The normal energy burst emits from is hands, shattering the cuffs,
and
> blowing a hole in the wall. Cyber Ranger escapes.
> Cyber quickly catches up to Jeff]
>
> Cyber:"Listen here, you don't have what it takes to finish this job,
> the very fact you were going to go easy on MegVoyager proves that.
> It's not your directive I'm against, it's you and your flunikies
> carrying it out. You can back off now, and let me have Voyager,
> or...[pulls rifle]...you can eat hot protons, your choice"
>
> Jeff:"By order of..."
>
> [Cyber fires his rifle, blowing Jeff up]
>
> Cyber:"That'll take care of him for a while, and that sign I put on
his
> back should help things...heh, hehe"
>
> [Zordon begns to give Jeff the ressurection deal again, and notices
the
> sign on his back. it reads, "20RD0N 5|_|XX". Zordon banishes Jeff to
> death forever, and Cyber Ranger contnues to pursue MegVoyager]
>
But the Holy Trinity intervenes, gives Jeff the Ressurection Package,
and banishes Zordon to the deep dark depths of Lower Hades.
{Space again}
Jeff: Cyber, I only went easy on Voyager because I am an honest man of
means and honor who likes a compromise. Here's your sign[sticks
anti-Zordon sign on Cyber's back]! Obstruction of justice and murder
are crimes. If you let me assist you, I won't send you to Kingdom Come
for any amount of time. Death is but the next great adventure, but I
want to finish this one first. Now do you appreciate my honor?
Cyber: Sorta.
Jeff: good. Voyager is virtually invincible, but a Zordon Sucks sign
and a Satan Sucks sign should give him some trouble. I think that
committing him would do no good. sending him to Hades would, though.
He won't get ressurected anymore if we humiliate him with a Level 1
Magikarp, though! That would not really work. I have a new weapon,
though, that will work out here.
Cyber: I see Meg!
Jeff: Power Protractron!
A clear protractor appears in Jeff's hand. he waves it around a bit.
Meg: A protractor is no good against me!
Jeff: Power Protractron! Discus Attack!
Jeff throws his protractor, which blows up Meg and returns.
MEGVOYAGER
MEGVOYAGER: Awe Damn! I hate it when this happens {finishes attaching head
to body} It seems I don't have to kill Pokemon to get attacked by these
two. They're pure evil. It's almost Christmas! You'd think they'd have
families or something. I better have a chat with the old professor
[professors office]
MEGVOYAGER: Hey Professor. Nice to see you again.
Prof. Phenominous: Did you kill my Pokemon?!
MEGVOYAGER: Why...um.....yes...yes I did
{Professor hugs Voyager}
Prof. Phenominous: thank you so much! They were going to eat me! I managed
to trap them into those balls. That jeff pulled over on by and asked for
help. I thought I'd give you some help by giving the evil Pokemon to Jeff.
MEGVOYAGER: Great thinking Professor! Now, I have a problem.
Prof. Phenominous: Yes, what is it.
MEGVOYAGER: It appears Cyber Ranger and Jeff are after me now. Both really
want to kill me. I literally had to pull myself together.
Prof. Phenominous: I think they're aliens!
MEGVOYAGER: Yes Professor! That's it! You are a genius!
Prof. Phenominous: I will give you my alien detection device. Once it
locates an alien, it will tell you it's true identity.
MEGVOYAGER: wow! Thanks professor! I'm going to get them now. Galaxy
Glider Hang Ten!
{MEGVOYAGER flies off on his Galaxy Glider in hot pursuit of Jeff and Cyber
Ranger}
MEGVOYAGER: Hold it right there you imposters!
Cyber Ranger: Imposters? What are you talking about.
MEGVOYAGER: Oh, you'll see.
{MEGVOYAGER activates the alien detection device}
MEGVOYAGER: Cyber ranger...you're money gruber! Jeff.....you're execubot!
The two evilest monsters ever created.
***Side note. Money Gruber was the monster form of Haim Saban I created
awhile ago. Everyone should be familiar with Execubot***
Jeff: He's found us out.
Cyber Ranger: You damn people at fox are such wimps.
{Cyber and Jeff reveal their true identities}
Execubot: What the hell are you talking about? I wail on his ass all the
time
Money Gruber: Like hell you do!
{Money Gruber and Execubot go at it and destroy themselves}
Jeff T. Anonymous
doppelgangers for this mission. The real Jeff and Cyber then started to
pursue Meg.
Meg: I thought I just killed you two!
Jeff: Those monsters were doppelgangers I built to trick you. Power
Protractron! Engage Morphing Sequence!
Jeff then morphs into the GeometRanger.
Meg: You're capable of producing an original ranger?
Jeff: No, Lord Trey makes these whenever a ranger is needed. This
particular one was his when he was merely a prince. He thought that I
need it more than he does. He promised me that he can give me another
if it gets broken, which is unlikely since it is virtually
indestructable by physical, electrical, telekinetic, Morphin, Quasar,
and Zeo phenomena. The Protractron can now do even more damage. By
order of Cyan Senturion, I am supposed to kill you. Sorry, meg!
Jeff then throws the protractor, which dices Meg into molecules and
separates them by lightyears.
Cyber Ranger
[The monsters explode. Cyber Ranger flies through the fireball.]
Cyber:"I hate clones"
MegVoyager:"Where's Jeff? He's usually attacked by now"
Cyber:"heh heh heh"
[We cut to an asteroid, with Jeff chained to it, and gagged]
Cyber:"Let's see if we can work something out here. I kill you, you
die. You're free of Pokemon, and I rid the universe of a Poke-killer.
Sound good?"
MegVoyager:"Not really, no"
Cyber:"If that's the way you want it. Now, check out my new power.
Nitro-mode!"
[Cyber Ranger morphs into more stream-lined orange-metallic armor]
Cyber:"This...this is my most powerful form!"
[Cyber gestures with his hand, and MegVoyager is trapped in an energy
bubble]
Cyber:"That was easy. Oh, by the way, this fore field has many of the
properties of..well, the strongest metal you coud possibly think of,
you can' break it, even by growing"
[Someone teleports into the bubble]
MegVoyager:"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO(...etc, for...about 30 screen
fulls)...!!!!"
George:"Hi MegVoyager!"
Cyber:"Have fun you two!"
[Cyber flies away]
MegVoyager:"But..you're supposed to be dead!"
George:"Zordon got sick of me being around, so I got sent back"
MegVoyager:"Figures, to annoying to stay dead...."
George:"So, now I'm going to tell you about the Infinity ULTRAZORD!!!
It has over 5000 parts! Won't that be fun?!"
MegVoyager:"GET ME OUTTA
HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!"
The End??
MEGVOYAGER
> doppelgangers for this mission. The real Jeff and Cyber then started to
> pursue Meg.
> Meg: I thought I just killed you two!
> Jeff: Those monsters were doppelgangers I built to trick you. Power
> Protractron! Engage Morphing Sequence!
>
> Jeff then morphs into the GeometRanger.
>
> Meg: You're capable of producing an original ranger?
> Jeff: No, Lord Trey makes these whenever a ranger is needed. This
> particular one was his when he was merely a prince. He thought that I
> need it more than he does. He promised me that he can give me another
> if it gets broken, which is unlikely since it is virtually
> indestructable by physical, electrical, telekinetic, Morphin, Quasar,
> and Zeo phenomena. The Protractron can now do even more damage. By
> order of Cyan Senturion, I am supposed to kill you. Sorry, meg!
>
> Jeff then throws the protractor, which dices Meg into molecules and
> separates them by lightyears.
{Buzz Lightyear carries of Voyager}
MEGVOYAGER: Buzz Lightyear! You can't do this to me!
Buzz Lightyear: You're right. We space rangers must stick together.
MEGVOYAGER: Let's Rocket!
Buzz Lightyear: I'll bring my powerful friends
{Buzz and Voyager hunt down Jeff and Cyber}
Cyber Ranger: Buzz Lightyear?!?!
Buzz Lightyear: Yes it's me! Now meet my friends the Forest Rangers!
{Of into the forest}
Forest Ranger 5, Red: Now, now yogi. Give me the picinic basket.
Yogi: No way ranger! Bobo get him.
{Bobo leaps into the air and attacks Forest Ranger 1, Pink}
Forest Ranger 4, Green: Guys! Buzz lightyear needs us!
Forest Ranger 3, Blue: Let's go!
{The Forest rangers teleport to Voyager's location}
MEGVOYAGER: Wow you guys look incredible! My name's MEGVOYAGER. {Points to
Jeff and Cyber Ranger} Those two are Jeff and Cyber Ranger. They like
Pokemon!
Forest Ranger 1, Pink: Pokemon?!?! Are they crazy!!
Buzz Lightyear: Yes and powerful too. They managed to trick me and try to
get me to carry Voyager away.
Forest Ranger 2, yellow: That's terrible.
Forest Ranger 5, Red: Forst Megazord power up!
{The forest megazord comes together and squishes Jeff and Cyber Ranger}
MEGVOYAGER: What a sweet Megazord. Thanks for the assist.
Forest Ranger 3, Blue: Any time. Now we must be going. Yogi and Bobo must
be after more picnic baskets.
{The Forest Rangers teleport away}
Buzz: I must be going to.
{Buzz falls with style(flys away)}
MEGVOYAGER
Cyber Ranger <cyber_...@hotmail.com> wrote in message
news:2bfdfea4...@usw-ex0107-043.remarq.com...
No way!!
MEGVOYAGER: If he can teleport in, I can teleport out.
{MEGVOYAGER teleports out and at the same time teleports Rodd into the
nearest sun. MEGVOYAGER looks to see Cyber Ranger fleeinig}
MEGVOYAGER: Nitro mode eh? Mega V3 missile fire!
{MEGVOYAGER fires his missile and destroys Cyber Ranger}
**On a side note: Darkonda got a little cheated. We got way more lives then
he ever got :) **
Cyber Ranger
> as
> doppelgangers for this mission. The real Jeff and Cyber then
> started to
> pursue Meg.
> Meg: I thought I just killed you two!
> Jeff: Those monsters were doppelgangers I built to trick you.
> Power
> Protractron! Engage Morphing Sequence!
> Jeff then morphs into the GeometRanger.
> Meg: You're capable of producing an original ranger?
> Jeff: No, Lord Trey makes these whenever a ranger is needed. This
> particular one was his when he was merely a prince. He thought
> that I
> need it more than he does. He promised me that he can give me
> another
> if it gets broken, which is unlikely since it is virtually
> indestructable by physical, electrical, telekinetic, Morphin,
> Quasar,
> and Zeo phenomena. The Protractron can now do even more damage.
> By
> order of Cyan Senturion, I am supposed to kill you. Sorry, meg!
> Jeff then throws the protractor, which dices Meg into molecules and
> separates them by lightyears.
> Before you buy.
Cyber:"Now that that's done with..."
[Cyber draws his rifle again, and kills Jeff, again]
Cyber Ranger
Cyber Ranger
The smoke a debris clears, and reveals a totally unharmed Nitro-Cyber
Ranger.
Cyber:"You just don't get it, do you? You don't have the power to
destroy me!"
MegVoyager:"Let's find out! Mega. V-3. Missile Mode!!! FIRE!!!!"
Cyber:"Nitro Wave!"
[The firepower meets between the warriors, and they cancel each other
out]
MegVoyager:"Wing Blaster!"
Cyber:"Nitro Fire Bolts!"
[Pure energy projectiles collide with each other, causing powerful
explosion, but neither side gaining the upper hand]
MegVoyager:"Wing Blaster, fire 2!"
Cyber:"Feel my power....now! Nitro.....STAR....CHANNELER!!!"
[MegVoyager's energy blasts dissipate into the enormous wave of energy
flying toward him. The energy wave washes over MegVoyager's body,
vaporizng it within seconds]
Cyber[tired]:"That'll...take care..of him for a while"
[Afterlife]
MegVoyager:"Well, if I'm stuck here for a while, at least I can have
some peace"
"Hey! MegVoyager!"
MegVoyager:"Oh no"
[George comes running toward MegVoyager]
George:"I'm glad I bumped into you, after you accidentally dropped me
in that star, I never got to finish telling you about the Infinity
Ultrazord..."
MegVoyager:"HEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLLPPPP
MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!"
Jeff T. Anonymous
as
> > doppelgangers for this mission. The real Jeff and Cyber then
started to
> > pursue Meg.
> > Meg: I thought I just killed you two!
> > Jeff: Those monsters were doppelgangers I built to trick you. Power
> > Protractron! Engage Morphing Sequence!
> >
> > Jeff then morphs into the GeometRanger.
> >
> > Meg: You're capable of producing an original ranger?
> > Jeff: No, Lord Trey makes these whenever a ranger is needed. This
> > particular one was his when he was merely a prince. He thought that
I
> > need it more than he does. He promised me that he can give me
another
> > if it gets broken, which is unlikely since it is virtually
> > indestructable by physical, electrical, telekinetic, Morphin,
Quasar,
> > and Zeo phenomena. The Protractron can now do even more damage. By
> > order of Cyan Senturion, I am supposed to kill you. Sorry, meg!
> >
> > Jeff then throws the protractor, which dices Meg into molecules and
> > separates them by lightyears.
>
Ranger}
>
> MEGVOYAGER: What a sweet Megazord. Thanks for the assist.
>
> Forest Ranger 3, Blue: Any time. Now we must be going. Yogi and Bobo
must
> be after more picnic baskets.
>
> {The Forest Rangers teleport away}
>
> Buzz: I must be going to.
>
> {Buzz falls with style(flys away)}
>
>
Jeff: Geometric Red Astro Ranger! Now!
Cyber: Initiate CyberRanger system, all protocols are on-line and go!
Cyber: Jeff? You can merge Andros's powers with your own? Cool!
Jeff: Yes, I can, but only in such emergencies as when these cartoon
characters are attacking us! I also have a really big zord waiting in
case we need it. It has upgrades like the upgrades I have put in
Pyramidas, so Meg's Headbutt and Missile can't cause much damage.
Cyber: I'll try to help.
Meg: Do you like Pokemon now?
Jeff: More so than ever, Pokemurderer!
Meg: then I'll just have to kill you! Grow Now!
Jeff: Geometry Megazord! Now!
The CompassZord (a giant drawing compass), ProtraZord (a protractor
zord), and LaserTractorZord (a giant laser protractor) meet with the
Geometric Shuttle, which is sort of like the Mega Shuttle, and form the
Geometry Megazord, which has the CZ for legs, the halves of the PZ for
arms, the LTZ for a body, and the GS for a head. It has a giant-sized
version of the Power Protractron in its right hand, and a big riot
shield in the left. Jeff rides in the head, which is the most shielded
and armored part of all.
Jeff: Geometric Megazord! Online! Yes, it has two names, like any
Saban-made megazord.
Suddenly, a large group of Robo Racers, led by that of Cyan Senturion
(the intergalactic police chief), show up and enter robot mode.
Cyan(over loudspeaker until further notice, ditto for Jeff): Jeff, you
obviously need some help, so I brought all off-duty officers to aid you
in the capture of MegVoyager and Cyber Ranger.
Jeff: But Cyber is my friend!
Cyan: I am sorry, but the law is the law.
Jeff: I guess so, I cannot let such petty things as brief alliances get
in the way of my Ranger-type work. However, he is necessary to handle
meg.
Cyan: We'll let Cyber off the hook if he helps us destroy Meg, and then
hands his powers over to Billy Cranston, now of Aquitar, who will serve
as the sixth Aquitian Ranger.
Cyber: That's fine!
Cyan: Attention All Officers, ready blasters and handcuff attacks on
MegVoyager. the Geometric Megazord will assisist us in this exploit.
Jeff: Lock On All Blasters, Full Strength. don't use until after I try
something.
Jeff puts his Protractron in its slot (the flat ege goes into a
three-centimeter-deep crevasse for activation), finally fully activating
the Megazord.
Jeff: Mega Protractron! SpinCircle Attack!
The Megazord's Protractron spins and dices MegVoyager into molecules and
shoots each molecule into a different star. However, one part, V1,
remains. Cyan et al shoot it to kingdom come and send it to the stars
like Jeff did with the rest of Meg.
MEGVOYAGER
Come on Cyber! Quite sending me to hell!
MEGVOYAGER: You know Georgie, since we're in hell you're infinity megazord
might be real. Call upon it.
Rodd: All right! Infinity Megazord!
{A massive ugly zord smashes Rodd into bits. The force of it sends Voyager
out of hell.}
MEGVOYAGER: I'm back!
Pi-ka-chu!
MEGVOYAGER: Ah ha! A pokemon!
{MEGVOYAGER continues on with his murderous deeds}
MEGVOYAGER
What am I chopped Liver?!?!......well probably at the end of this I will
be....
> Cyan: I am sorry, but the law is the law.
> Jeff: I guess so, I cannot let such petty things as brief alliances get
> in the way of my Ranger-type work. However, he is necessary to handle
> meg.
> Cyan: We'll let Cyber off the hook if he helps us destroy Meg, and then
> hands his powers over to Billy Cranston, now of Aquitar, who will serve
> as the sixth Aquitian Ranger.
> Cyber: That's fine!
> Cyan: Attention All Officers, ready blasters and handcuff attacks on
> MegVoyager. the Geometric Megazord will assisist us in this exploit.
> Jeff: Lock On All Blasters, Full Strength. don't use until after I try
> something.
>
> Jeff puts his Protractron in its slot (the flat ege goes into a
> three-centimeter-deep crevasse for activation), finally fully activating
> the Megazord.
>
> Jeff: Mega Protractron! SpinCircle Attack!
>
> The Megazord's Protractron spins and dices MegVoyager into molecules and
> shoots each molecule into a different star. However, one part, V1,
> remains. Cyan et al shoot it to kingdom come and send it to the stars
> like Jeff did with the rest of Meg.
I was right.
This is getting a little out of hand guys.......but I'm not known for
straying out of a battle....
{Areally fat space roomin Pokemon sees some pieces of MEGVOYAGER, decides
they look tasty enogh and eats him. Over a period of time the pieces
collect inside the Pokemon's stomach and MEGVOYAGER is whole again! The
pokemon bursts in half and Voyager is free.}
MEGVOYAGER: I'm back! {looks about} Hey! Onyx!
{MEGVOYAGER flies over to Onyx and has a drink}
Jeff T. Anonymous
> This is getting a little out of hand guys.......but I'm not known for
> straying out of a battle....
>
> {Areally fat space roomin Pokemon sees some pieces of MEGVOYAGER,
decides
> they look tasty enogh and eats him. Over a period of time the pieces
> collect inside the Pokemon's stomach and MEGVOYAGER is whole again!
The
> pokemon bursts in half and Voyager is free.}
>
> MEGVOYAGER: I'm back! {looks about} Hey! Onyx!
>
> {MEGVOYAGER flies over to Onyx and has a drink}
>
>
drinking there too, and MegVoyager recognized him.
MegVoyager: Jeff? Oh, you're my best friend, in a universe we must
defend.
Jeff: Everyone, clear the area. he's intoxicated. He's also been in a
Space Pokemon's belly for a week. Someone call Cyan Senturion! This is
the Pokemurderer, and he has also killed me a time or two, but he is
acting crazy right now. In his current state, he will be easy to
subdue, but stay away unless you are a constable, Power Ranger, or
wizard. As for me, I fall into category two. Pokemon trainers may send
some of their stronger Pokemon which have sleep or stun attacks.
Cyan Senturion and a bunch of other Senturions arrive in their Robo
Racers. they all get out and raise their stun blasters, as well as
building a specially-built Megvoyager-contaimnent cage. Meg morphs into
his mini-megazord form.
Jeff: Power Protractron! Circular Confinement!
Jeff throws his protractor, which spins around and around MegVoyager
exactly five feet away while also spinning in its own right so that Meg
cuts off his hand in any attempt to catch it. Meg loses his feet if he
grows. Jeff raises his physical shield and energy field.
Cyber Ranger
Me, give my powers up?! Yeah, right....
Cyber:"Good, now that we're done with that..."
[Cyber unleashes a super Shockwave attack, and destroys the
whoever-they-are's]
Cyber:"Jeff, I know you can hear me. Our alliance is over.
Next time MegVoyager returns, stay out of it. I will destroy
anything...or anyone that gets in my way, as many times as it takes for
it to stick.
MegVoyager is mine now, don't forget it"
[Cyber teleports away in a flash of silver light]
Cyber Ranger
Cyber Ranger
eclip...@aol.com (Ecliptor17) wrote:
> {Ecliptor17 enters the scene, fresh out from school for winter
> break}
> Ecliptor17: Hey guys! Been gone awhile... you know how I love
> kickin' ass! So,
> what'd I miss? Any sword fights? Laser-wars? Melody Perkins?
> {Ecliptor17 brings out the Babe-Magnet, blowing-off dust from its
> surface}
> Ecliptor17: Whew... haven't used this in awhile.
> {Looks around for any signs of girls. Finds nothing}
> Ecliptor17: ...and not a moment too soon!
> {Strange Boy #1 enters the scene and looks at Ecliptor17 curiously}
> Strange Boy #1: Hey mister... what's that you got there?
> Ecliptor17: Huh? Oh... hello there, Strange Boy #1! This here's my
> Babe-Magnet!
> I created it myself!
> Strange Boy #1: Why?
> Ecliptor17: Well... um... to get girls.
> Strange Boy #1: Why do you need a Babe-Magnet to get girls?
> Ecliptor17: Well... I... um...
> Strange Boy #1: 'Cause I, and everyone else here at afp-r can get
> someone
> without the use of something that looks like ketchup in a Ziplock
> bag... with a
> stick taped to it for a handle.
> Ecliptor17: Well... I have special needs.
> WILL ECLIPTOR17 EVER GET THE GIRL?! WHAT ABOUT BEFORE CHRISTMAS?!
> AND NEW
> YEAR'S?! FIND OUT IN THE NEXT INSTALLMENT!
[Cyber runs up to Ecliptor17]
Cyber:"Ecliptor! Great to see you! Listen, I need your help. MegVoyager
has gone nuts, and no matter how many times I try, he won't stay
destroyed!"
Ecliptor17:"What can I do?"
Cyber:"Let's join forces! Together, we have the power to stop anything
that gets in our way. What do you say?"
Ecliptor:"Well....okay! Let's do it!"
[Cyber and Ecliptor17 head off, in search of MegVoyager]
MEGVOYAGER
Ecliptor17 <eclip...@aol.com> wrote in message
news:19991222194648...@ng-fq1.aol.com...
> {Ecliptor17 enters the scene, fresh out from school for winter break}
>
> Ecliptor17: Hey guys! Been gone awhile... you know how I love kickin' ass!
So,
> what'd I miss? Any sword fights? Laser-wars?
Sword fights, zord fights, newly created powers and rangers, the whole 9
yards!
Melody Perkins?
Melody Perkins, yes. She's helped me out a few times. Hopefully you hate
Pokemon Clip, because I could sure use some help against Jeff and Cyber
Ranger...
> WILL ECLIPTOR17 EVER GET THE GIRL?! WHAT ABOUT BEFORE CHRISTMAS?! AND NEW
> YEAR'S?! FIND OUT IN THE NEXT INSTALLMENT!
Sure Clippy. I'd like to introduce you to Rodd's sister--Georgia Rodd!
Ecliptor17
Ecliptor17: Hey guys! Been gone awhile... you know how I love kickin' ass! So,
what'd I miss? Any sword fights? Laser-wars? Melody Perkins?
{Ecliptor17 brings out the Babe-Magnet, blowing-off dust from its surface}
Ecliptor17: Whew... haven't used this in awhile.
{Looks around for any signs of girls. Finds nothing}
Ecliptor17: ...and not a moment too soon!
{Strange Boy #1 enters the scene and looks at Ecliptor17 curiously}
Strange Boy #1: Hey mister... what's that you got there?
Ecliptor17: Huh? Oh... hello there, Strange Boy #1! This here's my Babe-Magnet!
I created it myself!
Strange Boy #1: Why?
Ecliptor17: Well... um... to get girls.
Strange Boy #1: Why do you need a Babe-Magnet to get girls?
Ecliptor17: Well... I... um...
Strange Boy #1: 'Cause I, and everyone else here at afp-r can get someone
without the use of something that looks like ketchup in a Ziplock bag... with a
stick taped to it for a handle.
Ecliptor17: Well... I have special needs.
Kueizaaa
>YEAR'S?! FIND OUT IN THE NEXT INSTALLMENT!
>
If he dose and that girl happens to be Melody Perkins, he won't live till
Christmas.*has Quasar Saber in hand and laughs an evil green ranger laugh*
---
Quasar
Jeff T. Anonymous
Cyber Ranger <cyber_...@hotmail.com> wrote:
> In article <19991222194648...@ng-fq1.aol.com>,
> eclip...@aol.com (Ecliptor17) wrote:
> > AND NEW
> > YEAR'S?! FIND OUT IN THE NEXT INSTALLMENT!
>
>
> Cyber:"Ecliptor! Great to see you! Listen, I need your help.
MegVoyager
> has gone nuts, and no matter how many times I try, he won't stay
> destroyed!"
>
> Ecliptor17:"What can I do?"
>
> Cyber:"Let's join forces! Together, we have the power to stop anything
> that gets in our way. What do you say?"
>
> Ecliptor:"Well....okay! Let's do it!"
>
> [Cyber and Ecliptor17 head off, in search of MegVoyager]
with a compass attached to the bottom).
Jeff: Help! Voyager! Onyx! As soon as police robots left, he escaped
really bad cage! He's probably elsewhere by now. Onyx still good bet,
though. Ecliptor, it is I, Jeff. Trey gave me these powers since I
needed some of my own. TheIf we want to save the universe, we must
work together. As Cyber already probably told you, there is a
universal-grade crisis. MegVoyager went mad after I tried to reform
his feelings about Pokemon. He has killed Pokemon, Trainers, Power
Rangers, and Intergalactic Police Officers. Since he always comes back
to life, we must capture him. Perhaps an old Team Rocket ploy like the
fake Pink Ranger Actress. The Rockets would have captured Pikachu with
their fake Pokecenter ploy had there not been intervention. do we have
robotic copies of all five pink ranger actresses?
Five droids with uncanny resemblances to actresses: AMY-J.1 Online!
CAT-S.1 Online! PAT-L.1 Online! VAL-V.1 Online! MEL-P.1 Online!
Cyber: I can't go through with this.
Ecliptor: Why not? We may blast off again, but we can make him fall in
love with a droid and when he learns, he will be heartbroken and thus
unable to fight when the droid blows up in his face.
Jeff: Do we have permission from the actresses?
Ecliptor: Yes{shows notarized permission slip, puts it in
indestructible box, holds box for dear life}.
Jeff: we just control the droids, and Meg thinks he is really being
sked out by five actresses.
They go to onyx, set up their equipment, and release all five droids,
and remote-control them on a quest to ask voyager out on a date.
MEGVOYAGER
He has killed Pokemon,
Yup :)
> Trainers
Oh yeah!
, Power
> Rangers
Just the ones you brainwashed to kill me.....don't worry.....I brought them
back and they are being rehibilitated.....
>, and Intergalactic Police Officers.
They're just robots....
> They go to onyx, set up their equipment, and release all five droids,
> and remote-control them on a quest to ask voyager out on a date.
MEGVOYAGER: Hey ladies.....
Jeff T. Anonymous
"MEGVOYAGER" <megav...@hotmail.com> wrote:
>
> Jeff T. Anonymous <Jef...@aol.com> wrote in message
> news:83tf9o$j6d$1...@nnrp1.deja.com...
> He has killed Pokemon,
>
> Yup :)
>
> > Trainers
>
> Oh yeah!
>
> , Power
> > Rangers
>
> Just the ones you brainwashed to kill me.....don't worry.....I
brought them
> back and they are being rehibilitated.....
>
unless it's brainwashing to kill me et al.
> >, and Intergalactic Police Officers.
>
> They're just robots....
>
> > They go to onyx, set up their equipment, and release all five
droids,
> > and remote-control them on a quest to ask voyager out on a date.
>
> MEGVOYAGER: Hey ladies.....
>
these are my friends Amy {amybot waves}, Catherine {catbot waves},
Patricia {patbot waves}, and Valerie {valbot waves}. We have heard
that you like us. Wanna go out for lunch with us at that new outdoor
eatery?
Meg: Sure!
Meg and the droids go to the new outdoor food stand. They order steak
sandwiches. Jeff serves them while in a disguise he rented from Team
Rocket. they eat, and after the meal, Meg takes Melbot to the Chapel
of Love that just opened next to the eatery. Little do they know that
Jeff is the official, Cyber the best-man-for-hire, and Ecliptor the
organist. They select the other four bots as bridesmaids.
Jeff (in a disguise): Welcome to the Onyx Chapel of Love. If you would
prefer a judge to a Chapel of Love official, I know Her Honor Judge
Judith Sheinlin. So, is it me or Judge Judy? I am neither a judge or
a minister, but I can administer vows just as good.
Meg: We can accept you.
Jeff: Then let the ceremony begin. Organist, "Here Comes the Bride,"
please.
After the song, it is time for vows.
Jeff: Do you, MegVoyager, take Melody Perkins to be your wife in holy
matrimony, through better and worse, space reruns and turbo reruns,
Heaven and Hades, and be in eternal love, honor, and obediance with
said woman?
MegVoyager:I do.
Jeff:Do you, Melody Perkins, take MegVoyager to be your husband in holy
matrimony, through better and worse, space reruns and turbo reruns,
Heaven and Hades, and be in eternal love, honor, and obediance with
said man?
Melbot: I do.
Jeff: Organist, "Wedding March."
the married couple leaves the chapel.
Cyber Ranger
> droids,
> and remote-control them on a quest to ask voyager out on a date.
> Before you buy.
Cyber:"I can't go through with this cause I refuse to work with you,
Jeff"
[Cyber draws his Zeo Laser Pistol and his Astro Blaster]
Cyber:"Same deal as before, you back off, I don't kill you"
Jeff:"We...can...work this out"
Cyber:"Um....no, no we can't"
Jeff:"Alright, I'll back off, for now"
[Jeff rides his Geo-somethin-or-other-Glider away]
Cyber:"Get your Shogun Megazord ready, we'll need it"
Ecliptor17:"OH GOODY!!!! Shogun Megazord!!!!!"
Cyber:"We need to move fast. Star Zord, lock on and teleport."
[They teleport to the bridge of the Cyber Star Zord]
Cyber:"Engage Quantum Accelerators, prepare for Quantum-Warp jump to
planet Onyx"
CPU:"All systems ready"
Cyber:"Engage"
MEGVOYAGER
> Cyber:"I can't go through with this cause I refuse to work with you,
> Jeff"
>
> [Cyber draws his Zeo Laser Pistol and his Astro Blaster]
>
> Cyber:"Same deal as before, you back off, I don't kill you"
>
> Jeff:"We...can...work this out"
>
> Cyber:"Um....no, no we can't"
>
> Jeff:"Alright, I'll back off, for now"
>
> [Jeff rides his Geo-somethin-or-other-Glider away]
>
> Cyber:"Get your Shogun Megazord ready, we'll need it"
>
> Ecliptor17:"OH GOODY!!!! Shogun Megazord!!!!!"
>
> Cyber:"We need to move fast. Star Zord, lock on and teleport."
>
> [They teleport to the bridge of the Cyber Star Zord]
>
> Cyber:"Engage Quantum Accelerators, prepare for Quantum-Warp jump to
> planet Onyx"
>
> CPU:"All systems ready"
>
> Cyber:"Engage"
>
> Cyber Ranger
{MEGVOYAGER comes out from lurking from the shadows}
MEGVOYAGER: So they're going to destroy Jeff. I'm in!
{MEGVOYAGER shoots him with his Spiral Saber in booster mode and suprises
Jeff. This gives Clippy enogh time to destroy him with the Shogun megazord
saber. MEGVOYAGER flees after Rodd, for whom he heard wants to kill him...}
MEGVOYAGER: Oh, you're going down now Rodd.....
{MEGVOYAGER flies atop his Galaxy Glider and searches for Rodd. He checks
the nearest insane asslyme}
MEGVOYAGER: Hello miss.....I'm looking for a boy who thinks he's a power
ranger.
Nurse: Yes, here's a profile. It says this boy thinks he's a power ranger
and constantly fights in megazords...even thinks he is one at times. His
name is MEGVOYAGER. He broke out of here a few years ago. Is this who
you're looking for?
MEGVOYAGER: Uh....no. I..... uh.....must be on my way now.
{MEGVOYAGER flies off again on his Galaxy Glider. He sees in the streets a
little kid dressed in sheets and a biker's helmet}
MEGVOYAGER: There he is.
{MEGVOYAGER lands and pulls out his Spiral Saber}
MEGVOYAGER: Hello George.
SUPREMERANGER: Hello MEGVOYAGER! Like my new costume!!
MEGVOYAGER: I heard you want to kill me, Jeff, and Cyber Ranger. Is this
true?
SUPREMERANGER: no!
MEGVOYAGER: So...you're calling my source a liar huh? Prepare to become the
black and blue ranger.
{MEGVOYAGER beats on him with fists of fury}
SUPREMERANGER: Someone help! I need infinity megazord power now!
{nothing happens}
SUPREMERANGER: it's not working!!
MEGVOYAGER: ha ha ha ha ha!
{MEGVOYAGER slashes at him with his spiral saber}
MEGVOYAGER: No one tries to kill me and gets away with it.....
Err.....happy holidays!
MEGVOYAGER
Jeff T. Anonymous <Jef...@aol.com> wrote in message
news:83u7cp$4oh$1...@nnrp1.deja.com...
> In article <O4wV38VT$GA.282@cpmsnbbsa02>,
> "MEGVOYAGER" <megav...@hotmail.com> wrote:
> >
> > Jeff T. Anonymous <Jef...@aol.com> wrote in message
> > news:83tf9o$j6d$1...@nnrp1.deja.com...
> > He has killed Pokemon,
> >
> > Yup :)
> >
> > > Trainers
> >
> > Oh yeah!
> >
> > , Power
> > > Rangers
> >
> > Just the ones you brainwashed to kill me.....don't worry.....I
> brought them
> > back and they are being rehibilitated.....
> >
> Actually, other forces brought them back, and rehab isn't necessary
> unless it's brainwashing to kill me et al.
> > >, and Intergalactic Police Officers.
> >
> > They're just robots....
> >
> but really expensive ones.
> droids,
> > > and remote-control them on a quest to ask voyager out on a date.
> >
Merry Christmas to me! Too bad I already have the real thing though.....
Jeff T. Anonymous
But, after looking at a computer screen, Jeff follows them.
Jeff: Mr. Voyager, we are displeased to announce that we made a terrible
mistake and allowed you to practice polygamy. You must divorce a wife
by the end of the day, under pain of imprisonment. We Chapel of Love
operators need to remember to look people up before we marry them. So,
which Mrs. Voyager will be your wife at the end of the day, the Mrs.
Voyager here or the one back on Earth?
Meg: The one here!
Jeff: Very well then, but the other will get sixty percent alimoney from
you.
Meg: no problemo!
Jeff: Very well, MegVoyager, Melody Voyager is now your sole mate and
soul-mate. don't forget to send the check to your ex-wife every now and
then!
Meg: I won't.
{later}
Meg sees Melbot recharging.
Meg: Y..Y..Y..You...You're a d..d..d..droid! And to think that I
divorced my wife for a droid! O Happy Spiral Sabre!
Meg then defeats himself with his own sword.
Phantom6
Kueizaaa wrote in message <19991222215429...@ng-bj1.aol.com>...
>>WILL ECLIPTOR17 EVER GET THE GIRL?! WHAT ABOUT BEFORE CHRISTMAS?! AND NEW
>>YEAR'S?! FIND OUT IN THE NEXT INSTALLMENT!
>>
>
>Christmas.*has Quasar Saber in hand and laughs an evil green ranger laugh*
>
>
>
>---
>Quasar
Ahh the Evil Green Rangers laugh... That was truly an evil sounding laugh.
Good gravy I miss the old days. -Sniffle-
Phantom6 Phading out.
Canabals agree, A sandwhich just isn't a sandwhich without the tangy zip of
dave.