when did afp start?
IndyCJ
when did the porkinites begin...what sith war? what year... lets get
an update!
C'Pi
Well, google shows the first posts for AFP in 2002. I'd say the Porkinites
began the year before.
I don't really want to think about all the time that has passed. It's just
depressing thinking about how old Bill is getting.
C'Pi
Bill Anderson
I get depressed because there are no longer any AFP whippersnappers to
laugh at.
--
Bill Anderson
I am the Mighty Favog
> C'Pi
>
>
Pork Coffee
<billand...@yahoo.com> wrote:
>C'Pi wrote:
>> IndyCJ wrote:
>>> we've known one another for over ten years.... Woah.
>>> when did the porkinites begin...what sith war? what year... lets get
>>> an update!
>>
>> Well, google shows the first posts for AFP in 2002. I'd say the Porkinites
>> began the year before.
>>
>> I don't really want to think about all the time that has passed. It's just
>> depressing thinking about how old Bill is getting.
>>
>
>I get depressed because there are no longer any AFP whippersnappers to
>laugh at.
You could laugh at me, Bill. I rolled out of my chair the other
night.
Hanky Huckelberry
Pork Coffee
wrote:
>we've known one another for over ten years.... Woah.
*sniffle* I know!
*begins pawing at everyone*
>when did the porkinites begin
1977!
>...what sith war? what year... lets get
>an update!
What C'Pi said.
Before The Sith War, though...there was this:
I pasted the whole thread in here for posterity. It's great from the
opening and I wish it didn't end so soon.
jade
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From: jade <jade...@my-deja.com>
Date: Thu, 31 Aug 2000 14:02:48 GMT
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Subject: Porkins?
The assault on the first death star. There is an extremely fat rebel
pilot, which immediately makes you think "hey good for the alliance by
not discriminating" or "boy they really are desperate for pilots.
pushed him right through the physical fitness test." Just before he
blows up, Do I hear someone call him Porkins?
Jade
--
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the hyperdrive' not 'plug the professor in the back side with the
hyperdrive'.
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More options Aug 31 2000, 10:43 am
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Date: Thu, 31 Aug 2000 14:08:07 GMT
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Subject: Re: Porkins?
In article <8olohp$f9...@nnrp1.deja.com>,
jade <jade...@my-deja.com> wrote:
> The assault on the first death star. There is an extremely fat rebel
> pilot, which immediately makes you think "hey good for the alliance by
> not discriminating" or "boy they really are desperate for pilots.
> pushed him right through the physical fitness test." Just before he
> blows up, Do I hear someone call him Porkins?
> Jade
Absolutely. That's Porkins. And a better name you'll never find for
an SW character. Supposedly he died because he was so fat he'd set
his
acceleration compensator up to 100% and couldn't tell his ship was
shaking apart.
Jedah
Pork pork pork!
> --
> No chewie No! I said 'Take the professor in the back and plug him into
> the hyperdrive' not 'plug the professor in the back side with the
> hyperdrive'.
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More options Aug 31 2000, 10:47 am
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From: jade <jade...@my-deja.com>
Date: Thu, 31 Aug 2000 14:24:18 GMT
Local: Thurs, Aug 31 2000 10:24 am
Subject: Re: Porkins?
In article <8olorm$fs...@nnrp1.deja.com>,
Jedah <vaderk...@my-deja.com> wrote:
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> In article <8olohp$f9...@nnrp1.deja.com>,
> jade <jade...@my-deja.com> wrote:
> > The assault on the first death star. There is an extremely fat
rebel
> > pilot, which immediately makes you think "hey good for the alliance
by
> > not discriminating" or "boy they really are desperate for pilots.
> > pushed him right through the physical fitness test." Just before he
> > blows up, Do I hear someone call him Porkins?
> > Jade
> Absolutely. That's Porkins. And a better name you'll never find for
> an SW character. Supposedly he died because he was so fat he'd set
his
> acceleration compensator up to 100% and couldn't tell his ship was
> shaking apart.
> Jedah
> Pork pork pork!
He does appear to be rocking back and forth quite a bit. My wookie, I
do believe I have a new favorite character.
Jade
--
Eat a bag of Porkins, BBQ is the best.
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From: Jedah <vaderk...@my-deja.com>
Date: Thu, 31 Aug 2000 14:36:56 GMT
Local: Thurs, Aug 31 2000 10:36 am
Subject: Re: Porkins?
In article <8olppq$gq...@nnrp1.deja.com>,
jade <jade...@my-deja.com> wrote:
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> In article <8olorm$fs...@nnrp1.deja.com>,
> Jedah <vaderk...@my-deja.com> wrote:
> > In article <8olohp$f9...@nnrp1.deja.com>,
> > jade <jade...@my-deja.com> wrote:
> > > The assault on the first death star. There is an extremely fat
> rebel
> > > pilot, which immediately makes you think "hey good for the
alliance
> by
> > > not discriminating" or "boy they really are desperate for pilots.
> > > pushed him right through the physical fitness test." Just before
he
> > > blows up, Do I hear someone call him Porkins?
> > > Jade
> > Absolutely. That's Porkins. And a better name you'll never find
for
> > an SW character. Supposedly he died because he was so fat he'd set
> his
> > acceleration compensator up to 100% and couldn't tell his ship was
> > shaking apart.
> > Jedah
> > Pork pork pork!
> He does appear to be rocking back and forth quite a bit. My wookie, I
> do believe I have a new favorite character.
> Jade
Motion of the ocean - slap the thigh and ride the wave.
Many have said that when Wedge said, "Look at the size of that thing!"
he was actually referring to Porkin's ass.
But as for favorites, remember, there is peace and love with the Gonk.
Jedah
*did I see a Gonk reference in the NG recently?*
> --
> Eat a bag of Porkins, BBQ is the best.
> Sent via Deja.com http://www.deja.com/
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More options Aug 31 2000, 11:12 am
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From: "Paula" <paula_mart...@hotmail.com>
Date: Thu, 31 Aug 2000 15:11:37 GMT
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Subject: Re: Porkins?
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TOP POST...
No, no, no... you got it all wrong! He died because he got a ham
sandwich
lodged in the throttle.
PORKINS RULES!!!!
Paula
Jedah <vaderk...@my-deja.com> wrote in message
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> In article <8olohp$f9...@nnrp1.deja.com>,
> jade <jade...@my-deja.com> wrote:
> > The assault on the first death star. There is an extremely fat rebel
> > pilot, which immediately makes you think "hey good for the alliance by
> > not discriminating" or "boy they really are desperate for pilots.
> > pushed him right through the physical fitness test." Just before he
> > blows up, Do I hear someone call him Porkins?
> > Jade
> Absolutely. That's Porkins. And a better name you'll never find for
> an SW character. Supposedly he died because he was so fat he'd set his
> acceleration compensator up to 100% and couldn't tell his ship was
> shaking apart.
> Jedah
> Pork pork pork!
> > --
> > No chewie No! I said 'Take the professor in the back and plug him into
> > the hyperdrive' not 'plug the professor in the back side with the
> > hyperdrive'.
> > Sent via Deja.com http://www.deja.com/
> > Before you buy.
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More options Aug 31 2000, 12:11 pm
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From: jade <jade...@my-deja.com>
Date: Thu, 31 Aug 2000 15:59:40 GMT
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Subject: Re: Porkins?
In article <JAur5.15390$C42.590...@newsread2.prod.itd.earthlink.net>,
"Paula" <paula_mart...@hotmail.com> wrote:
> TOP POST...
> No, no, no... you got it all wrong! He died because he got a ham
sandwich
> lodged in the throttle.
> PORKINS RULES!!!!
> Paula
Yet you don't comment on where the throttle was lodged. I don't know
how that cockpit could contain enough oxygen to keep him breathing.
Jade
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More options Aug 31 2000, 12:20 pm
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From: Jedah <vaderk...@my-deja.com>
Date: Thu, 31 Aug 2000 16:08:10 GMT
Local: Thurs, Aug 31 2000 12:08 pm
Subject: Re: Porkins?
In article <JAur5.15390$C42.590...@newsread2.prod.itd.earthlink.net>,
"Paula" <paula_mart...@hotmail.com> wrote:
> TOP POST...
> No, no, no... you got it all wrong! He died because he got a ham
sandwich
> lodged in the throttle.
Merely an urban legend...it was actually a chicken bone stuck in the
throttle.
Jedah
Mama Porkins meets Scooby and the gang
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> PORKINS RULES!!!!
> Paula
> Jedah <vaderk...@my-deja.com> wrote in message
> news:8olorm$fs9$1...@nnrp1.deja.com...
> > In article <8olohp$f9...@nnrp1.deja.com>,
> > jade <jade...@my-deja.com> wrote:
> > > The assault on the first death star. There is an extremely fat
rebel
> > > pilot, which immediately makes you think "hey good for the
alliance by
> > > not discriminating" or "boy they really are desperate for pilots.
> > > pushed him right through the physical fitness test." Just before
he
> > > blows up, Do I hear someone call him Porkins?
> > > Jade
> > Absolutely. That's Porkins. And a better name you'll never find
for
> > an SW character. Supposedly he died because he was so fat he'd set
his
> > acceleration compensator up to 100% and couldn't tell his ship was
> > shaking apart.
> > Jedah
> > Pork pork pork!
> > > --
> > > No chewie No! I said 'Take the professor in the back and plug him
into
> > > the hyperdrive' not 'plug the professor in the back side with the
> > > hyperdrive'.
> > > Sent via Deja.com http://www.deja.com/
> > > Before you buy.
> > Sent via Deja.com http://www.deja.com/
> > Before you buy.
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More options Aug 31 2000, 2:06 pm
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From: Josh Stott <jst...@bigplanet.net>
Date: Thu, 31 Aug 2000 12:05:37 -0600
Local: Thurs, Aug 31 2000 2:05 pm
Subject: Re: Porkins?
Some very nice fan Porkins fan pages:
http://home.flash.net/~gizmo42/porkins/
http://web.qx.net/red6/Porkins/Episode4.htm
http://www.geocities.com/Area51/Vault/2750/pork.htm
Josh
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jade wrote:
> The assault on the first death star. There is an extremely fat rebel
> pilot, which immediately makes you think "hey good for the alliance by
> not discriminating" or "boy they really are desperate for pilots.
> pushed him right through the physical fitness test." Just before he
> blows up, Do I hear someone call him Porkins?
> Jade
> --
> No chewie No! I said 'Take the professor in the back and plug him into
> the hyperdrive' not 'plug the professor in the back side with the
> hyperdrive'.
> Sent via Deja.com http://www.deja.com/
> Before you buy.
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More options Aug 31 2000, 2:21 pm
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From: jade <jade...@my-deja.com>
Date: Thu, 31 Aug 2000 18:05:20 GMT
Local: Thurs, Aug 31 2000 2:05 pm
Subject: Re: Porkins?
In article <8olvsn$p1...@nnrp1.deja.com>,
Jedah <vaderk...@my-deja.com> wrote:
> In article <JAur5.15390$C42.590...@newsread2.prod.itd.earthlink.net>,
> "Paula" <paula_mart...@hotmail.com> wrote:
> > TOP POST...
> > No, no, no... you got it all wrong! He died because he got a ham
> sandwich
> > lodged in the throttle.
> Merely an urban legend...it was actually a chicken bone stuck in the
> throttle.
> Jedah
> Mama Porkins meets Scooby and the gang
Oh yeah *wink wink* a chicken bone.
DISCLAIMER: the poster known as Jade intends no vulgarity or inuendo
by
the above remark. Any vulgairty felt or innuendo discovered is purely
coincidental and and not the responsibility of Jade.
Jade
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HppyButchr
More options Aug 31 2000, 4:25 pm
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From: hppybut...@aol.com (HppyButchr)
Date: 31 Aug 2000 20:22:46 GMT
Local: Thurs, Aug 31 2000 4:22 pm
Subject: Re: Porkins?
>Just before he
>blows up, Do I hear someone call him Porkins?
Yes, I beleive its jet, or Jed Porkins. Why hes even been honored now
with his
own big fat (in)action figure. I wonder if it fits in the X-Wing toy?
~Jeremy
The Happy Butcher
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Policrat'
More options Aug 31 2000, 5:43 pm
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From: Policrat' <policrati...@hotmail.com>
Date: Thu, 31 Aug 2000 22:38:23 +0100
Local: Thurs, Aug 31 2000 5:38 pm
Subject: Re: Porkins?
Do not underestimate the power of the Dark Just Luke:
> jade <jade...@my-deja.com> wrote:
>> The assault on the first death star. There is an extremely fat rebel
>> pilot, which immediately makes you think "hey good for the alliance by
>> not discriminating" or "boy they really are desperate for pilots.
>> pushed him right through the physical fitness test." Just before he
>> blows up, Do I hear someone call him Porkins?
> Yes, because that is his name.
Yep... Jek "Piggy" Porkins...
Pol'
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More options Sep 1 2000, 8:48 am
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Date: Fri, 01 Sep 2000 13:48:07 +0100
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On Thu, 31 Aug 2000 18:05:20 GMT, jade <jade...@my-deja.com> wrote:
>In article <8olvsn$p1...@nnrp1.deja.com>,
> Jedah <vaderk...@my-deja.com> wrote:
>> In article <JAur5.15390$C42.590...@newsread2.prod.itd.earthlink.net>,
>> "Paula" <paula_mart...@hotmail.com> wrote:
>> > TOP POST...
>> > No, no, no... you got it all wrong! He died because he got a ham
>> sandwich
>> > lodged in the throttle.
>> Merely an urban legend...it was actually a chicken bone stuck in the
>> throttle.
>> Jedah
>> Mama Porkins meets Scooby and the gang
>Oh yeah *wink wink* a chicken bone.
Werent' his last words "no I can hold it!"? :o)
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More options Sep 1 2000, 9:40 am
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Date: Fri, 01 Sep 2000 13:27:35 GMT
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Subject: Re: Porkins?
In article <qb9vqs0pku4n3gcnr1mvhngj401lt88...@4ax.com>,
Jonathan Wells <tulw...@OBVIOUSmindless.com> wrote:
> On Thu, 31 Aug 2000 18:05:20 GMT, jade <jade...@my-deja.com> wrote:
> >In article <8olvsn$p1...@nnrp1.deja.com>,
> > Jedah <vaderk...@my-deja.com> wrote:
> >> In article <JAur5.15390
$C42.590...@newsread2.prod.itd.earthlink.net>,
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> >> "Paula" <paula_mart...@hotmail.com> wrote:
> >> > TOP POST...
> >> > No, no, no... you got it all wrong! He died because he got a
ham
> >> sandwich
> >> > lodged in the throttle.
> >> Merely an urban legend...it was actually a chicken bone stuck in
the
> >> throttle.
> >> Jedah
> >> Mama Porkins meets Scooby and the gang
> >Oh yeah *wink wink* a chicken bone.
> Werent' his last words "no I can hold it!"? :o)
Yessss, and a second later the shower of sparks. What happens when
electrical equipment gets wet???
I think we're on to something here. Porkins stowed a two liter of soda
on board to wash down the chicken leg.
Jade
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Winter
More options Sep 1 2000, 11:44 am
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From: Winter <jedil...@juno.com>
Date: Fri, 01 Sep 2000 10:45:40 -0500
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Subject: Re: Porkins?
> >> > No, no, no... you got it all wrong! He died because he got a ham
> >> sandwich
> >> > lodged in the throttle.
Actually, he never died. He's currently our Commander in Chief. ;)
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XiangPi
More options Sep 1 2000, 1:07 pm
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From: "XiangPi" <jas...@yahoo.com>
Date: Sat, 2 Sep 2000 01:06:48 +0800
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Subject: Re: Porkins?
Jek. It's Jek Porkins. The hero of the Battle of Yavin!
XiangPi
PETW
People for the Ethical Treatment of Wookies
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> >Just before he
> >blows up, Do I hear someone call him Porkins?
> Yes, I beleive its jet, or Jed Porkins. Why hes even been honored now
with his
> own big fat (in)action figure. I wonder if it fits in the X-Wing toy?
> ~Jeremy
> The Happy Butcher
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More options Sep 1 2000, 1:08 pm
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From: "Paula" <paula_mart...@hotmail.com>
Date: Fri, 01 Sep 2000 17:07:14 GMT
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Subject: Re: Porkins?
HppyButchr <hppybut...@aol.com> wrote in message
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> >Just before he
> >blows up, Do I hear someone call him Porkins?
> Yes, I beleive its jet, or Jed Porkins. Why hes even been honored now
with his
> own big fat (in)action figure. I wonder if it fits in the X-Wing toy?
From what I've heard, he won't fit. Don't know if the
customizing
will have to be done on Porkins or the X-Wing.
Paula
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Andy
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From: "Andy" <aweCIRCUMsome_oneVENT...@yahoo.com>
Date: Sat, 2 Sep 2000 22:20:39 +0100
Local: Sat, Sep 2 2000 5:20 pm
Subject: Re: Porkins?
"jade" <jade...@my-deja.com> wrote in message
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> The assault on the first death star. There is an extremely fat rebel
> pilot, which immediately makes you think "hey good for the alliance by
> not discriminating" or "boy they really are desperate for pilots.
> pushed him right through the physical fitness test." Just before he
> blows up, Do I hear someone call him Porkins?
> Jade
Yup, it's Jek Porkins. Nickname "Piggy".
Andy