The Night Before Porkmas
Pork Coffee
Not a Porkinte was stirring, athough the snoring kept the neighbors
awake until the AM
.
The plates were laid out on the table with care,
In hopes the delivery guy soon would be there.
The Porklings were nestled all snug in their beds,
While visions of Bob Dylan sang in their heads.
And Muuurgh in the fountain, and C'Pi in his toga,
Had just given up on the Wii Fit Yoga.
When out on the lawn there arose such a clatter,
Bill sprang to the roof to see what was the matter.
The moon shining brightly above orange pants,
Gave its light to the world, even the ants.
As he tumbled from his X-Wing in less than a sec,
We knew in an instant it must be our Jek.
He crept through the door,
creaking the floor,
had a helping of burgers and pocketed a few more.
He spoke not a word, but went straight to the smorgasbord,
Filling the plates with a selection of treats,
The Porkinites awoke to the smell of good eats.
He sprang to his X-Wing, and his droid gave a whistle,
He revved the engine and exploded like a missle.
Out of the fireball he flew into the night,
And I heard him exclaim as he flew out of sight:
*BURP*
Have a good one,
Hanky Huckleberry
--
*burp*
C'Pi
Happy Porkmas!!
*BURP*
C'Pi
Pork Coffee
Happy Boxing Day!
>*BURP*
*BUUUURP*
Hanky Huckleberry
>C'Pi
>
Muuurgh
> 'Twas the night before Porkmas and all through the Hall of Ham,
> Not a Porkinte was stirring, athough the snoring kept the neighbors
> awake until the AM
I bet Porkins had fat mice.
> .
> The plates were laid out on the table with care,
> In hopes the delivery guy soon would be there.
Fat cats too.
>
> The Porklings were nestled all snug in their beds,
> While visions of Bob Dylan sang in their heads.
*looooooooooooong-drawn-out-high-pitched harmonica*
>
> And Muuurgh in the fountain, and C'Pi in his toga,
> Had just given up on the Wii Fit Yoga.
Thanks for the toga corner C'Pi. Good timing actually, the TP just ran
out.
>
> When out on the lawn there arose such a clatter,
> Bill sprang to the roof to see what was the matter.
Was he wearing a gourd?
>
> The moon shining brightly above orange pants,
> Gave its light to the world, even the ants.
<tinyantvoice>la luz! la luz! es muy brilliante!</tinyantvoice>
>
> As he tumbled from his X-Wing in less than a sec,
> We knew in an instant it must be our Jek.
The rafters held after Bill's excursion?
>
> He crept through the door,
> creaking the floor,
> had a helping of burgers and pocketed a few more.
Fat dogs.
>
> He spoke not a word, but went straight to the smorgasbord,
> Filling the plates with a selection of treats,
> The Porkinites awoke to the smell of good eats.
Fat football players.
>
> He sprang to his X-Wing, and his droid gave a whistle,
> He revved the engine and exploded like a missle.
Like a Rocketship!!
>
> Out of the fireball he flew into the night,
> And I heard him exclaim as he flew out of sight:
>
> *BURP*
*joyfully pees pants in excitement*
>
> Have a good one,
I just did.
> Hanky Huckleberry
> --
> *burp*
-Muuurgh
Bill Anderson
Jek bless us every one.
--
Bill Anderson
I am the Mighty Favog
Pork Coffee
wrote:
>On Dec 24, 10:11�pm, Pork Coffee <"E...@Joes.com"> wrote:
>> 'Twas the night before Porkmas and all through the Hall of Ham,
>> Not a Porkinte was stirring, athough the snoring kept the neighbors
>> awake until the AM
>
>I bet Porkins had fat mice.
>
>> .
>> The plates were laid out on the table with care,
>> In hopes the delivery guy soon would be there.
>
>Fat cats too.
*purr*
>>
>> The Porklings were nestled all snug in their beds,
>> While visions of Bob Dylan sang in their heads.
>
>*looooooooooooong-drawn-out-high-pitched harmonica*
*holds up lighter*
>>
>> And Muuurgh in the fountain, and C'Pi in his toga,
>> Had just given up on the Wii Fit Yoga.
>
>Thanks for the toga corner C'Pi. Good timing actually, the TP just ran
>out.
*lip quivers*
>>
>> When out on the lawn there arose such a clatter,
>> Bill sprang to the roof to see what was the matter.
>
>Was he wearing a gourd?
Of course, it's the festive thing to do.
>>
>> The moon shining brightly above orange pants,
>> Gave its light to the world, even the ants.
>
><tinyantvoice>la luz! la luz! es muy brilliante!</tinyantvoice>
I hear them! I hear them everywhere!
>>
>> As he tumbled from his X-Wing in less than a sec,
>> We knew in an instant it must be our Jek.
>
>The rafters held after Bill's excursion?
THEY CAN HOLD IT!
>>
>> He crept through the door,
>> creaking the floor,
>> had a helping of burgers and pocketed a few more.
>
>Fat dogs.
With buns!
>>
>> He spoke not a word, but went straight to the smorgasbord,
>> Filling the plates with a selection of treats,
>> The Porkinites awoke to the smell of good eats.
>
>Fat football players.
In hot pants!
>>
>> He sprang to his X-Wing, and his droid gave a whistle,
>> He revved the engine and exploded like a missle.
>
>Like a Rocketship!!
*FWOOOSH*
>>
>> Out of the fireball he flew into the night,
>> And I heard him exclaim as he flew out of sight:
>>
>> *BURP*
>
>*joyfully pees pants in excitement*
*nervously picks up another corner of C'Pi's toga*
>>
>> Have a good one,
>
>I just did.
Aw, I'm glad.
Hanky Huckleberry
>> Hanky Huckleberry
>> --
>> *burp*
*hic*
>-Muuurgh
Pork Coffee
Every time an oven dings, a rebel pilot gets his Buffalo wings.
Hanky Hucklberry
Muuurgh
what happens when the oven beeps?
-Muuurgh
>
> Hanky Hucklberry
The Mighty Favog
Every time an oven beeps an anorexic gets the creeps.
>
> -Muuurgh
>
>
>
> > Hanky Hucklberry
Pork Coffee
wrote:
>On Dec 28 2009, 8:10�pm, Pork Coffee <"E...@Joes.com"> wrote:
Every time an oven beeps Easter Porkins gets some peeps.
Too soon?
Hanky Huckleberry
>
>-Muuurgh
>
>>
>> Hanky Hucklberry