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Pork Coffee

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Dec 7, 2009, 9:47:48 PM12/7/09
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When we last left our Jedi, they'd just gotten news of the kidnapping
of Baby Porkins. I think.

Now, they still have no pants on.

"Ugh, guys! Put on some pants!" Ashoka Tano cried, stabbing herself
in the eyes with a laser spork.

Anakin and Obi-Wan glanced at each other across the transport.

"Padm� never complains," Obi-Wan lamented.

Anakin sighed and looked out of the transport. A single tear rolled
down his face.

Ashoka shook her head so violently her tentacles smacked Ani upside
the head. "I'm like, young! Hello? You could do time for this!"

"Very well," Obi-Wan said. As he unpacked a pair of emergency pants
for himself and his former padawan, he wondered if the rule the little
red-faced girl was referring to was in effect back when he and Qui-Gon
used to--

"Where are we going, anyway?" Snips cut in. "I hope I get to blow
stuff up!"

"We're going to visit an old friend," Obi-Wan said with a gleam in his
eye.

Anakins head caught fire. "Aw, master, not Yoda! He knows all about
my bad dreams! He'll tell Snips, and then there'll be no one I can
look in the eyes!"

"Tell me what?" Ashoka asked, her face lighting up.

"Ah, I'll leave it to Yoda," Anaking grumped. "With any luck you
won't know what he's talking about."

Obi-Wan laughed, because this is the end of part two.


Hanky Huckleberry

Pork Coffee

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Dec 7, 2009, 9:50:30 PM12/7/09
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On Mon, 07 Dec 2009 21:47:48 -0500, Pork Coffee <"E...@Joes.com">
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Anakin's head caught fire. Dammit. There aren't two Anakins.

*sigh*

*cries like Iron Eyes Cody*

Hanky Huckleberry

C'Pi

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Dec 7, 2009, 11:49:29 PM12/7/09
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I can't wait for the animated version of this story. Muuurgh should start
drawing it.

C'Pi

> Hanky Huckleberry


C'Pi

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Dec 7, 2009, 11:51:16 PM12/7/09
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It'd be cool if there were two Anakins but they had to share the same head.

C'Pi

> Hanky Huckleberry


Pork Coffee

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Dec 9, 2009, 7:40:25 PM12/9/09
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Aniphod Skyblewrox!

Hanky Huckleberry

>C'Pi
>
>> Hanky Huckleberry
>

Pork Coffee

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Dec 9, 2009, 7:40:25 PM12/9/09
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Ooh, ooh, Muuurgh could make it like claymation!

IndyCJ

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Dec 12, 2009, 6:34:10 PM12/12/09
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On Dec 9, 7:40 pm, Pork Coffee <"E...@Joes.com"> wrote:
> On Tue, 8 Dec 2009 12:49:29 +0800, "C'Pi" <Ya...@yahoo.com> wrote:
> >Pork Coffee" <"E...@Joes.com wrote:
> >> When we last left our Jedi, they'd just gotten news of the kidnapping
> >> of Baby Porkins.  I think.
>
> >> Now, they still have no pants on.
>
> >> "Ugh, guys!  Put on some pants!" Ashoka Tano cried, stabbing herself
> >> in the eyes with a laser spork.
>
> >> Anakin and Obi-Wan glanced at each other across the transport.
>
> >> "Padmé never complains," Obi-Wan lamented.

>
> >> Anakin sighed and looked out of the transport.  A single tear rolled
> >> down his face.
>
> >> Ashoka shook her head so violently her tentacles smacked Ani upside
> >> the head.  "I'm like, young!  Hello?  You could do time for this!"
>
> >> "Very well," Obi-Wan said.  As he unpacked a pair of emergency pants
> >> for himself and his former padawan, he wondered if the rule the little
> >> red-faced girl was referring to was in effect back when he and Qui-Gon
> >> used to--
>
> >> "Where are we going, anyway?" Snips cut in.  "I hope I get to blow
> >> stuff up!"
>
> >> "We're going to visit an old friend," Obi-Wan said with a gleam in his
> >> eye.
>
> >> Anakins head caught fire.  "Aw, master, not Yoda!  He knows all about
> >> my bad dreams! He'll tell Snips, and then there'll be no one I can
> >> look in the eyes!"
>
> >> "Tell me what?" Ashoka asked, her face lighting up.
>
> >> "Ah, I'll leave it to Yoda," Anaking grumped.  "With any luck you
> >> won't know what he's talking about."
>
> >> Obi-Wan laughed, because this is the end of part two.
>
> >I can't wait for the animated version of this story.  Muuurgh should start
> >drawing it.
>
> Ooh, ooh, Muuurgh could make it like claymation!
>

This is a very interesting thread. Just like always, I'll get right on
it.

> Hanky Huckleberry
>
> >C'Pi
>
> >> Hanky Huckleberry

Muuurgh

IndyCJ

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Dec 12, 2009, 6:38:55 PM12/12/09
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On Dec 9, 7:40 pm, Pork Coffee <"E...@Joes.com"> wrote:
> On Tue, 8 Dec 2009 12:49:29 +0800, "C'Pi" <Ya...@yahoo.com> wrote:
> >Pork Coffee" <"E...@Joes.com wrote:
> >> When we last left our Jedi, they'd just gotten news of the kidnapping
> >> of Baby Porkins.  I think.
>
> >> Now, they still have no pants on.
>
> >> "Ugh, guys!  Put on some pants!" Ashoka Tano cried, stabbing herself
> >> in the eyes with a laser spork.
>
> >> Anakin and Obi-Wan glanced at each other across the transport.
>
> >> "Padmé never complains," Obi-Wan lamented.

>
> >> Anakin sighed and looked out of the transport.  A single tear rolled
> >> down his face.
>
> >> Ashoka shook her head so violently her tentacles smacked Ani upside
> >> the head.  "I'm like, young!  Hello?  You could do time for this!"
>
> >> "Very well," Obi-Wan said.  As he unpacked a pair of emergency pants
> >> for himself and his former padawan, he wondered if the rule the little
> >> red-faced girl was referring to was in effect back when he and Qui-Gon
> >> used to--
>
> >> "Where are we going, anyway?" Snips cut in.  "I hope I get to blow
> >> stuff up!"
>
> >> "We're going to visit an old friend," Obi-Wan said with a gleam in his
> >> eye.
>
> >> Anakins head caught fire.  "Aw, master, not Yoda!  He knows all about
> >> my bad dreams! He'll tell Snips, and then there'll be no one I can
> >> look in the eyes!"
>
> >> "Tell me what?" Ashoka asked, her face lighting up.
>
> >> "Ah, I'll leave it to Yoda," Anaking grumped.  "With any luck you
> >> won't know what he's talking about."
>
> >> Obi-Wan laughed, because this is the end of part two.
>
> >I can't wait for the animated version of this story.  Muuurgh should start
> >drawing it.
>
> Ooh, ooh, Muuurgh could make it like claymation!
>

I do have an entire storyline rdy to be fleshed out: The Adventures of
T-16. perhaps i'll write it out here before i make the cartoon.

> Hanky Huckleberry
>
> >C'Pi
>
> >> Hanky Huckleberry

-Muuurgh

Pork Coffee

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Dec 13, 2009, 4:59:12 PM12/13/09
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On Sat, 12 Dec 2009 15:38:55 -0800 (PST), IndyCJ <grey...@gmail.com>
wrote:

>On Dec 9, 7:40�pm, Pork Coffee <"E...@Joes.com"> wrote:
>> On Tue, 8 Dec 2009 12:49:29 +0800, "C'Pi" <Ya...@yahoo.com> wrote:
>> >Pork Coffee" <"E...@Joes.com wrote:
>> >> When we last left our Jedi, they'd just gotten news of the kidnapping
>> >> of Baby Porkins. �I think.
>>
>> >> Now, they still have no pants on.
>>
>> >> "Ugh, guys! �Put on some pants!" Ashoka Tano cried, stabbing herself
>> >> in the eyes with a laser spork.
>>
>> >> Anakin and Obi-Wan glanced at each other across the transport.
>>

>> >> "Padm� never complains," Obi-Wan lamented.


>>
>> >> Anakin sighed and looked out of the transport. �A single tear rolled
>> >> down his face.
>>
>> >> Ashoka shook her head so violently her tentacles smacked Ani upside
>> >> the head. �"I'm like, young! �Hello? �You could do time for this!"
>>
>> >> "Very well," Obi-Wan said. �As he unpacked a pair of emergency pants
>> >> for himself and his former padawan, he wondered if the rule the little
>> >> red-faced girl was referring to was in effect back when he and Qui-Gon
>> >> used to--
>>
>> >> "Where are we going, anyway?" Snips cut in. �"I hope I get to blow
>> >> stuff up!"
>>
>> >> "We're going to visit an old friend," Obi-Wan said with a gleam in his
>> >> eye.
>>
>> >> Anakins head caught fire. �"Aw, master, not Yoda! �He knows all about
>> >> my bad dreams! He'll tell Snips, and then there'll be no one I can
>> >> look in the eyes!"
>>
>> >> "Tell me what?" Ashoka asked, her face lighting up.
>>
>> >> "Ah, I'll leave it to Yoda," Anaking grumped. �"With any luck you
>> >> won't know what he's talking about."
>>
>> >> Obi-Wan laughed, because this is the end of part two.
>>
>> >I can't wait for the animated version of this story. �Muuurgh should start
>> >drawing it.
>>
>> Ooh, ooh, Muuurgh could make it like claymation!
>>
>
>I do have an entire storyline rdy to be fleshed out: The Adventures of
>T-16. perhaps i'll write it out here before i make the cartoon.

Ooh! I'd watch that!

*stares*

Hanky Huckleberry

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