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Tim Bruening

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Dec 7, 2005, 3:01:45 AM12/7/05
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nemo wrote:

> On the news today - everyone will have one in ten years' time.
>
> Sabrina fans started whaling and gnashing their teeth and throwing
> themselves off buildings and under buses because they mis-heard.
>
> They thought they were going to be Hide-dem-titty Cards!!!

Identity: Tea that makes you reveal your true name.

ID: Demon that can learn your true name.

Tim Bruening

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Dec 7, 2006, 11:47:26 PM12/7/06
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nemo

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Dec 8, 2006, 9:17:53 AM12/8/06
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"Tim Bruening" <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
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A small document handed to girls advising them not to provoke men by
exposing their upper torsos:

An hide-dem-titty card!


Tim Bruening

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Dec 8, 2006, 11:55:18 PM12/8/06
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nemo wrote:

> "Tim Bruening" <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message

> news:4578EE1B...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> >
> > Hauke Reddmann wrote:
> >
> > > I have the fixed intention to discover an animal
> > > as yet unknown to science, but after years of
> > > searching in vain, I'm getting nessimistic.
> >
> > Just submerge your doubts, and look under the O-C-N!
> >
> He thought he'd find an unknown animal in one of his vains?
>
> Praps Robin Hood and a few others might also try to find one in his
> cardio-vascular system by holding and artery contest!

Prophet Hood: Head cover that predicts the future.

nemo

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Dec 9, 2006, 12:38:37 PM12/9/06
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"Tim Bruening" <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
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Silly cowl!


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