G Puns

Tim Bruening

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Jan 18, 2006, 1:47:40 AM1/18/06

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Archeolo-G

Biolo-G

Clin-G

Din-G

Dod-G

Ed-G

G-eolo-G

G-eothermal.

Genealo-G

G-eode

Gerontolo-G

G-eometer.

G-eometry.

G-eodesy.

KGB

Or-G

Pon-G

Prodi-G.

Squee-G

Sto-G

Tan-G

Trilo-G

U-lo-G

Zoolo-G

Tim Bruening

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Jan 18, 2006, 8:36:44 PM1/18/06

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Squidgy: A goblin squid crossbreed.

nemo

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Jan 20, 2006, 8:56:28 AM1/20/06

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What are all those Gs for?

For the kiddies to ride on!

Tim Bruening

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Jan 24, 2006, 3:23:58 AM1/24/06

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Followers of G-Sus: Doxolo-G, Litur-G, Theolo-G.

nemo

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Jan 24, 2006, 6:36:00 PM1/24/06

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G-sus's real name was Joe Sewer. G-sus is Latin for it. And Mary was Miriam.

Tim Bruening

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Feb 1, 2006, 6:36:35 AM2/1/06

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Religious goblins: Doxolo-G, Litur-G, Theolo-G.

nemo

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Feb 1, 2006, 8:24:16 AM2/1/06

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> Religious goblins: Doxolo-G, Litur-G, Theolo-G.

Analo-G: Pertaining to the arse-hole of a short-legged racehorse!

Tim Bruening

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Anthropolo-G: Goblin that studies Man.

nemo

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Feb 2, 2006, 8:55:19 AM2/2/06

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While hitting a little ball about with a long mallet from the back of a
horse?

Tim Bruening

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Feb 26, 2006, 6:07:00 PM2/26/06

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Archeolo-G

Biolo-G

Clin-G

Chronolo-G.

Din-G

Dod-G

Doxolo-G

Ed-G

G-eolo-G

G-eothermal.

Genealo-G

G-eode

G-eodesy.

Gerontolo-G

G-eometer.

G-eometry.

G-eodesy.

Ideolo-G

Litur-G.

KGB

Or-G

Prodi-G.

Sto-G

Tan-G

Trilo-G

U-lo-G

Zoolo-G.

nemo

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Feb 27, 2006, 7:38:32 PM2/27/06

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>
> Archeolo-G
>
> Biolo-G
>
> Clin-G
>
> Chronolo-G.
>
> Din-G
>
> Dod-G
>
> Doxolo-G
>
> Ed-G
>
> G-eolo-G
>
> G-eothermal.
>
> Genealo-G
>
> G-eode
>
> G-eodesy.
>
> Gerontolo-G
>
> G-eometer.
>
> G-eometry.
>
> G-eodesy.
>
> Ideolo-G
>
> Litur-G.
>
> KGB
>
> Or-G
>
> Prodi-G.

Someone screwing a mare?? He'll get his insides sucked out of him.

(true) Happened many years ago at Saint Pancreas Station. Killed the idiot
stone dead!

And people think fetishes and perversions are a new thing.

Tim Bruening

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Feb 27, 2006, 8:39:33 PM2/27/06

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Where do I talk about having sex with a mare, and how can a mare suck out your
insides? Is the mare a Neigh-V?

Tim Bruening

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Feb 28, 2006, 3:31:04 AM2/28/06

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>
> nemo wrote:
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> > >
> > >
> > > nemo wrote:
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> > > > news:43FA5135...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> > > > >
> > > > > Personalit-Tea: A tea that changes your character.
> > > > >
> > > > > Securi-Tea: A tea that makes you invulnerable.
> > > > >
> > > > > Tas-Tea: A very tasty tea.
> > > > >
> > > > > Tes-Tea: A tea that makes you short tempered.
> > > > >
> > > > > Tree-Tea: A tea drunk by diplomats at peace treaty signing
ceremonies.
> > > > >
> > > > > Vitali-Tea: A tea that brings you back to life.
> > > >
> > > > I could do with some of that! I walked about six miles this
morning
in
> > the
> > > > freezing cold and came home feeling as if I'd done twenty-six!
> > > >
> > > > Still - not bad for a 58 year-old ice up hose (brrr!)!
> > > >
> > > > Ener-G: A very vital racehorse.
> > >
> > > Why?
> > >
> > Ener-G > Energy > Vitality.
> >
> > G = Slang for racehorse.
>
> I was unaware that G stood for racehorses, since horse starts with
"h".
>

The children's slang for horse - Gee Gee - begins with a G though -
and that
lead to the mainly East End slang for racehorse - Gee.

If I have to take into account American slang and ewe sedge, you
should
reciprocate - or you'll get piston!

Apogee: A goblin at the farthest part of its orbit.

nemo

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Tan-G-Rine: Small O-range.

Tim Bruening

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Mar 1, 2006, 2:43:43 AM3/1/06

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Pongee: A goblin who runs a pyramid scheme.

nemo

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Mar 2, 2006, 9:19:55 AM3/2/06

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The mare was startled - obviously - and as it jumped with the shock the
pressure inside its abdomen dropped by a large extent.

I heard this from an old friend who worked on the railway who actually saw
it happen - so it ain't horse shit.

nemo

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Orbit: A lump of gold with teethmarks.

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Goal Den Products: One of first pyramid schemes over here where yellow
diluted industrial detergents were sold to Millwall Football Club.

Football Clup: What hooligans wallop each other with!

Tim Bruening

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Mar 3, 2006, 12:09:08 AM3/3/06

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Conta-G-ious: A virulent goblin.

Tim Bruening

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Perigee: Goblin at the nearest part of its orbit (It was hurled into orbit by
an ogre it was fighting in Xanth).

nemo

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Narr. They're all cowards there. Xanthos = yellow in Greek - so perhaps
(wait for it . . . ) it was hurled into orbit by a Yellow Ogre - with a
light-brown stain on his trousers!

Tim Bruening

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ZPG: Goblin who wants to stop world population growth.

Tim Bruening

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Gynecolo-G: Goblin that studies the process of pregnancy and birth.

Archaeolo-G: Goblin that studies the ruins of ancient civilizations.

nemo

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Or the absence of a particular brand of tea.

http://www.englishteastore.com/brands-pg-tips.html

Tim Bruening

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Jun 9, 2006, 1:32:15 AM6/9/06

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Followers of G-Sus: Doxolo-G, Litur-G, Theolo-G.

Tim Bruening

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Anthropolo-G: Goblin that studies Man.

nemo

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Jun 11, 2006, 3:38:58 PM6/11/06

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Mine! (Or rather Neddie Seagoon's in The Goon Show!)
Hard a-port . . . !
BANG!!!! Glug - glug - glug . . . . .
Too late!

>
> Followers of G-Sus: Doxolo-G, Litur-G, Theolo-G.

Doxology: The study of where ships tie up to load and unload hymn books.

Tizcir: Hineh 'Alom Shem!
or because I like cats - Al Moggie!

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> Religious goblins: Doxolo-G, Litur-G, Theolo-G.

The science that deals with the history of the Moon as recorded in its
rocks: G-O Low G.

nemo

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Or one of a number of horses in a game where infernal equestrians knock a
ball about with big long mallets, the ball being hurled onto the pitch by
Chintz Prarles' sister.

Tim Bruening

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Jun 12, 2006, 9:03:16 PM6/12/06

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Meteorolo-G: Weather goblin.

Tim Bruening

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Jul 1, 2006, 3:33:35 AM7/1/06

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Pongee: A goblin who runs a pyramid scheme.

Tim Bruening

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Perigee: Goblin at the nearest part of its orbit (It was hurled into

nemo

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Pedigree: Pure-bred goblin's feet in the same position.

Tim Bruening

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ZPG: Goblin who wants to stop world population growth.

CNG, LPG: Goblins that fuel vehicles.

Tim Bruening

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Jul 7, 2006, 6:45:34 PM7/7/06

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Gynecolo-G: Goblin that studies the process of pregnancy and birth.

Tim Bruening

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Archeolo-G

Biolo-G

Clin-G

Din-G

Dod-G

Ed-G

G-eolo-G

G-eothermal.

Genealo-G

G-eode

Gerontolo-G

Tim Bruening

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Squidgy: A goblin squid crossbreed.

Tim Bruening

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> What are all those Gs for?
>
> For the kiddies to ride on!

Followers of G-Sus: Doxolo-G, Litur-G, Theolo-G.

Tim Bruening

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Pongee: A goblin who runs a pyramid scheme.

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Pongee: A goblin who runs a pyramid scheme.

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Exorbitant: Costly formicida who's just plummeted into the sea!