Re: 12/7 Puns
Tim Bruening
nemo wrote:
> "Tim Bruening" <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
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> >
> > nemo wrote:
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> > > "Tim Bruening" <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> > > news:425A26C1...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> > > > Admitting: To allow in a musical glove or a glove bell.
> > > >
> > > > Amity: Friendly glove.
> > > >
> > > > Amityville: Town of friendly gloves.
> > > >
> > > > Amityville Horror: Said town gets attack by monsters.
> > > >
> > > > Anonymity: Nameless glove.
> > > >
> > > Anonymouse: Nameless small rodent.
> > >
> > > Walter Mitty: A glove with more imagination than was good for it.
> >
> > Extremity: A glove to the far right or far left.
> >
> Far-right False-set Majors?
Calamity: Glove that causes disasters, and is worm by Cataclys Mick.
nemo
Gauntlet: Thin, disease-ridden glove that's been rented to someone.
Tim Bruening
nemo wrote:
Toilet: Glove that makes you pee.
Tim Bruening
nemo wrote:
Toilet: Glove that makes you pee.
Tim Bruening
nemo wrote:
Toilet: Glove that makes you pee.
nemo
There's a biting insect that does that as well: A diuretic!
nemo
Di Ewe Rhetoric: Pretentious words in tablet form liek the Tanker Mandments,
that make a Welsh sheep go wee wee!
nemo
There's a Welshman called Di U. Rhetic who does that too.
In fact he's not fussy. He'll Di U. any colour you like!
The new improved High Speed Nemo!
In 2007, retirement was heaven,
In 2008, it was bloody-well great!
And it's still quite divine in 2009!
It'll be same again in 2010!
And no! - in 2011,
I don't plan to go to heaven!
Tim Bruening
nemo wrote:
Toilet: Glove that makes you pee.
Tim Bruening
nemo wrote:
Toilet: Glove that makes you pee.
Tim Bruening
nemo wrote:
Toilet: Glove that makes you pee.
Tim Bruening
nemo wrote:
Was this on Ewe Tube?