3/10 Puns

Tim Bruening

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Mar 12, 2008, 3:30:27 AM3/12/08

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Broadcast: Group of dumb female actresses.

Casting: Group of musical or bell actors.

Casting: Group of apine actors.

Comcast: Group of computer actors.

Forecast: Group of 4 actors.

Tim Bruening

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Mar 12, 2008, 3:30:34 AM3/12/08

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Hiking: Lord of the mountains.

Liable: Fibbing male cow.

Liking: Satan.

Oinker: Pig-dog.

Oinking: King of pigs.

Tim Bruening

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Mar 12, 2008, 3:30:40 AM3/12/08

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Awaking: Missing king.

Awaking: King of Travel Agents.

Banking: Explosives expert.

Biking: A gay monarch.

Braker: A dog that stops cars.

Tim Bruening

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Mar 12, 2008, 3:30:48 AM3/12/08

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Asker: Back of a dog.

Asker: Donkey dog.

Asking: King of backsides.

Asking: King of donkeys.

Awaker: Missing dog.

Tim Bruening

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Mar 12, 2008, 3:30:54 AM3/12/08

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Breaking: King of dancing by spinning on the ground.

Braking: King of stopping.

Faking: Pretender to the throne.

Tim Bruening

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Mar 12, 2008, 3:31:01 AM3/12/08

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Ranting: A bell diatribe.

Questing: Bell on a mission.

Resting: Bell remaining still.

Fasting: Speedy bell.

Fasting: Bell during Ramadan.

Tim Bruening

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Mar 12, 2008, 3:32:53 AM3/12/08

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"J. A. Mc." wrote:

> >"Tim Bruening" <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> >news:410D3A87...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> >> Hauke Reddmann <fc3...@uni-hamburg.de> wrote in message
> >> news:<c9mokp$it8$1...@rzsun03.rrz.uni-hamburg.de>...
> >> > I program everything in FORTRAN, but it still sucks.
> >> > One index out of range at runtime, and the whole
> >> > variable space allocation is screwed.
> >> > That error is called "Tragedy of the COMMONs".
> >>
> >> Fortran: In favor of sexually ambigous people.
> >>
> >> Programming: Chinese vase that makes TV shows.
> >
> Isn't that where they urn their ratings ...???

Transcendental: Transvestite dentists.

Tim Bruening

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Mar 12, 2008, 3:33:00 AM3/12/08

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"Cybe R. Wizard" wrote:

> On Sun, 18 Jul 2004 13:41:08 +0930
> "Sheila Dundee" <Co...@optusnetXCAPS.com.au> wrote:
>
> > "Cybe R. Wizard" <Cybe_R_Wizard@WizardsTower> wrote in message
> > news:20040717215140.2a215eba@WizardsTower
> > > On Sun, 18 Jul 2004 11:31:22 +0930
> > > "Sheila Dundee" <Co...@optusnetXCAPS.com.au> wrote:
> > >
> > >> "J. A. Mc." <jaS...@gbr.online.com> wrote in message
> > >> news:10eif0d795i0tttg9...@4ax.com
> > >>> On 17 Jul 2004 12:38:44 GMT, Hauke Reddmann
> > ><fc3...@uni-hamburg.de>>> found these unused words floating about:
> > >>>
> > >>>> Didn't like Puss'N'Boots. He acted like a heel.
> > >>>> (But what do you expect from a cad.)
> > >>> Stick 'em in a cel ! Dis ney'ds no background.
> > >>
> > >> Well, if the dream works for you! (not that I'm a green with you,
> > >or> anything)
> > >>
> > > I'd love to know what you are talking about but don't know where the
> > > Pixar.
> >
> > I can draw my own conclusions from this post - I'm being framed!!!
> >
> You said that as if it matted.

Transmat: A floor covering that teleports people.

Framing: Chinese vase that makes false accusations.