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Tim Bruening

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Feb 14, 2009, 1:12:05 AM2/14/09
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Already: Early demon.

Bandy: Musical demon.

Baldy: Hairless spherical demon.

Biddy: Auctioneering demon.

Bloody: Red liquid demon.

Tim Bruening

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Feb 14, 2009, 1:12:10 AM2/14/09
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Chinzy: Chin of a zombie.

Chevy: Vampire car.

Civvy: Non-military vampire.

Cloudy: Overcast demon.

Comedy: Humorous demon.

Tim Bruening

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Feb 14, 2009, 1:12:08 AM2/14/09
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Buddy: Flowering demon.

Caddy: Golf demon.

Candy: Sweet demon.

Tim Bruening

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Feb 14, 2009, 1:12:12 AM2/14/09
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Eddy: Demon that spins water.

Faddy: Fashionable demon.

Faster: Quickly rotating object.

Fester: Spinning rot.

Feudy: Argumentative demon.

Tim Bruening

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Feb 14, 2009, 1:12:15 AM2/14/09
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ID: Demon with lots of seeing organs with which to identify demons.

IV: Plant demon.

Jester: Spinning comedian.

Kister: Spinning rear end.

Laddy: Kid demon.

Tim Bruening

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Feb 14, 2009, 1:12:14 AM2/14/09
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Gauzy: Zombie wrapping.

Giddy: D-lirously happy demon.

Goldy: Rich demon.

Goody: Demon without sin.

Gravy: Vampire food covering.

Tim Bruening

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Feb 14, 2009, 1:12:49 AM2/14/09
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nemo

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Feb 16, 2009, 8:56:03 PM2/16/09
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"Tim Bruening" <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
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If he needed a willie transplant, I suppose he'd go and see a
hæmatodgerlist!


nemo

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Feb 16, 2009, 8:56:05 PM2/16/09
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"Tim Bruening" <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
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Comodeon: A humorous cinema manager.


nemo

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Feb 16, 2009, 8:56:05 PM2/16/09
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"Tim Bruening" <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
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Narr. That's a yuppie nosh fanatic pissmronounced by yer typical young
female radio or TV presenter, especially on a cheesday!


nemo

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Feb 16, 2009, 8:56:06 PM2/16/09
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"Tim Bruening" <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
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Who Bisto-ed that title upon it?


nemo

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"Tim Bruening" <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
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>
> ID: Demon with lots of seeing organs with which to identify demons.
>
> IV: Plant demon.
>
> Jester: Spinning comedian.
>
> Kister: Spinning rear end.

Well it tuchas a hell of a long time to stop the last one spinning!
>
> Laddy: Kid demon.


nemo

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"Tim Bruening" <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
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Done 'im shoyn!


nemo

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Feb 16, 2009, 8:56:04 PM2/16/09
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"Tim Bruening" <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
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>
> Buddy: Flowering demon.

And here's the coat 'e lied on!

Tim Bruening

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Nov 13, 2009, 6:51:01 PM11/13/09
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ID: Demon with lots of seeing organs with which to identify demons.

IV: Plant demon.

Jester: Spinning comedian.

Kister: Spinning rear end.

Laddy: Kid demon.

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