5/12 Puns
Tim Bruening
Heated: Hot senior Massachusetts Senator.
Intent: Where campers sleep.
Laden: To rest or sleep.
Sadness: Unjoyful Scottish monster.
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Highness: Royal Scottish monster.
Meanness: Brutal Scottish monster.
Niceness: Kind Scottish monster.
Paleness: Albino Scottish monster.
Scantiness: Rare Loch Ness monster.
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Frighten: Ten ghosts or monsters.
Secure: Obtain medicine.
Sensor: Knight of detection.
Seldom: Put a half spherical habitat on the market.
Slimness: Thin Loch Ness monster.
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Reduction: To become a duck again.
Subtraction: How a sub pushes off against the ground.
Duct Tape: Used to tape together broken ducks.
Duct Tape: Recording of duck calls.
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Derby: Apine car or horse race.
Despair: Two D-Pressed demons.
Destroy: Demon brings down buildings.
Develop: Demon builder.
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Charming: Magical Chinese vase.
Chasming: Chinese vase with a huge gap.
Coming: Chinese vase having an orgasm.
nemo
"Tim Bruening" <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
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. . . or the Loch Ness monster in flimsy lace ladies' underwear!
nemo
Does he ride a meger cycle?
nemo
Developer: Demon with a limp who destroys large patches of beautiful cities
and puts up absolutely awful buildings that only appeal to the ego of the
idiot architect.
Tim Bruening
nemo wrote:
Deepen: Watery demon prison.
Tim Bruening
nemo wrote:
Deepen: Watery demon prison, or demon writing device.
nemo
Deepening: An arse on the seabed.
Tim Bruening
nemo wrote:
Deepen: Watery demon prison, or demon writing device.
Tim Bruening
nemo wrote:
Deepen: Watery demon prison, or demon writing device.
Tim Bruening
Knocking: A door to door sales king.
Panicking: Frightened king.
Picnicking: King out for fun in the sun.
Purrking: Feline king.
Spanking: Corporal punishment king.
Tim Bruening
nemo wrote:
> "Tim Bruening" <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> news:42A806EA...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> >
> > James D. Davis (ji...@gate.net) wrote on 1995-03-28 19:44:05 PST:
> > >
> > >
> > > Dick Wentworth (dw...@tiac.net) wrote:
> > >
> > > : A duck walks into a 7-11 and says, "Give me some chapstick and put it
> on my
> > > : bill!"
> > > : That cracks me up every time.
> > >
> > > I didn't know this was gonna turn into a web site. But if that's
> > > afoot...
> > >
> > > Q. What do you get with two ducks and a cow?
> > > A. Quackers and milk.
> > >
> > > Q. What do ducks eat for breakfast?
> > > A. Quacker Oats.
> > >
> > > Q. What do you call a duck who plays bridge?
> > > A. Donald Trump.
> > >
> > > Waddle the rest of you think up?
> >
> > Why was the duck con released?
> >
> > Because he got credit for good con-duck.
> >
> > What do you use to patch up an injured duck?
> >
> > Duck tape.
> >
> It's DUCT tape - and if you conduit, somebody else will!
>
> It's Gaffer Tape over here - but I've never seen anyone gaffer it together
> in a bun dance yet though.
Gaffer: Hair that violates a cultural norm.
nemo
FounTim Pen: What you probably write with.
Tim Bruening
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Tim Bruening
nemo wrote:
Deepen: Watery demon prison, or demon writing device.
nemo
There's no such thing as a cultural norm! There's a cultural Fred. He's an
art critic.
Nemo.
In 2007, retirement was heaven,
And it's still quite divine in 2009!
I'd be much better off as a fiddling MP,
But graft and corruption are alien to me!
nemo
Colonel Punishment: Officer who spanks all higher wanking officers!
Tim Bruening
nemo wrote:
Deepen: Watery demon prison, or demon writing device.