Re: 20/10/05 Puns
Tim Bruening
nemo wrote:
> Milton J. Smuthworthy, I <tonworth...@SexMagnet.com> wrote in message
> news:40670a71$0$3902$45be...@newscene.com...
> >
> > So then "nemo" <ne...@naughtylass2.wet> said:
> > >Milton J. Smuthworthy, I <tonworth...@SexMagnet.com> wrote in
> message
> > >news:406039c2$0$50541$45be...@newscene.com...
> > >
> > >> >Trouble is: If you post bee puns that are so terribly bad they make
> > >> >people commit suicide in droves, they beecome Beepuns of Mass
> > >> >Destruction.
> > >>
> > >> If you could entice one into some intestinal food with chemical
> > >> attractants, you'd have a bee leaving in cooked up entrail agents.
> > >
> > >Ullo. Somebody's read Hellstrom's Hive! - written by a very Frank
> Herbert!
> >
> > You mean I've been plagued, you're rised?
>
> Better than bathing in ass's milk and drowning coz it's pasteurized!
BB: A Bee-Gun.
BBQ: Line of broiled apines.
BC: Ancient bee ocean.
BD: Apine ornament.
BJ: Apine oral sex.
Tim Bruening
Subclass: Takes place in a fish school.
Sub-cloud car: Car lowered from a blimp below the clouds to allow
observation of the ground.
Subclover: Underwater flower.
Subcoat: Worn by mermaids in cold water.
nemo
"Tim Bruening" <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
news:47E75929...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
"Boo! Bees!!": Dolly Parton surprising a hive-full of apines with her brest
features!
nemo
Are Subcoats manufactured on a large scale?
Tim Bruening
nemo wrote:
BM: Bee shit.
BN: Spanish bee saying its fine.
BO: Stinky bee.
BP: Oil bee.
BS: More bee shit.
Tim Bruening
Tim Bruening
nemo
Mermaids in hot water probably wear red faces while they're being told off
by their bosses.
nemo
A Vegan with a code in der head?
> BBQ: Line of broiled apines.
It was originally
___
BQ
Bar-B-Q. A cattle brand.
Tefal, Hotpoint etc.: Kettle brands!
> BC: Ancient bee ocean.
>
> BD: Apine ornament.
>
> BJ: Apine oral sex.
They ain't got mouths, they got rostra!
Fear of bees' front alimentary appendages: Rostraphobia!
Tim Bruening
Tim Bruening
nemo wrote:
> Milton J. Smuthworthy, I <tonworth...@SexMagnet.com> wrote in message
> news:40670a71$0$3902$45be...@newscene.com...
> >
> > So then "nemo" <ne...@naughtylass2.wet> said:
> > >Milton J. Smuthworthy, I <tonworth...@SexMagnet.com> wrote in
> message
> > >news:406039c2$0$50541$45be...@newscene.com...
> > >
> > >> >Trouble is: If you post bee puns that are so terribly bad they make
> > >> >people commit suicide in droves, they beecome Beepuns of Mass
> > >> >Destruction.
> > >>
> > >> If you could entice one into some intestinal food with chemical
> > >> attractants, you'd have a bee leaving in cooked up entrail agents.
> > >
> > >Ullo. Somebody's read Hellstrom's Hive! - written by a very Frank
> Herbert!
> >
> > You mean I've been plagued, you're rised?
>
> Better than bathing in ass's milk and drowning coz it's pasteurized!
BB: A Bee-Gun.
BBQ: Line of broiled apines.
BC: Ancient bee ocean.
nemo
Das Boot: Vass yaw get in ze tookas iff yaww do not gettingk zoze torpedos
loadedt a bit faster!!
Hentz up! - Hentz down! - Hentz up! - Hentz down! - Hentz up! - Hentz
down! - Hentz up! - Hentz down! - Hentz up! - Hentz down! - Hentz up! -
Hentz down! - Hentz up! - Hentz down! - Hentz up! - Hentz down!
Ven vee take prisonerss, ve like zem fit!
(Spike Milligan.)
nemo
Variable prostitute: "It's no sex oral sex with me!"
Tim Bruening
nemo
BN: Chicken that eats apines!
Tim Bruening
Tim Bruening
Tim Bruening
nemo wrote:
BM: Bee shit.