Music Puns

Tim Bruening

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Dec 9, 2006, 7:46:39 PM12/9/06

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E-flat: Online apartment.

C-flat: Another online apartment.

B-flat: Under a piano that fell on a beehive.

Econ: Rich Internet scam artist.

Icon: Another Internet scam artist.

Tim Bruening

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Dec 12, 2006, 5:04:25 AM12/12/06

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kingpi...@lumbercartel.ca wrote:

> A-flat: Very tyred.
>
> H-flat: Completely lacking any preparation.

Bullfrog G: Croaking note.

nemo

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Dec 12, 2006, 3:30:29 PM12/12/06

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L-flat: Where a small mischievous fairy lives.

kingpi...@lumbercartel.ca

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Dec 13, 2006, 12:57:38 PM12/13/06

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These treble puns are all my fault since I stringing this thread out
past the G spot.

Tim Bruening

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Dec 13, 2006, 11:12:04 PM12/13/06

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kingpi...@lumbercartel.ca wrote:

B Sharp: Apine knife.

nemo

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Dec 14, 2006, 10:03:05 AM12/14/06

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Musical genetic defect which gives its victims a high-pitched voice: Treble
Cleffed Palate.

nemo

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Dec 14, 2006, 10:05:55 AM12/14/06

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Arch B Sharp: Apine knife B longing to a religious leader called Norman
who's standing under a Mediæval doorway with several Saxon because his dirty
habit was being washed!

kingpi...@lumbercartel.ca

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Dec 15, 2006, 2:24:58 AM12/15/06

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In order to prevent one's credit score from hitting the lowest notes,
it's better to palate than never!

nemo

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Dec 15, 2006, 8:29:32 AM12/15/06

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Especially next month?

After Christmas come. . . .The Sales!

Slashing through the dough, in a great big New Year sale,
See those Plastic bills - they will make you wail!
All those silly things - that you don't really need,
Get 'em while they're nice and cheap and make your wallet bleed!

Checkout bills, checkout bills, spending all the way -
Oh what fun it is to try-and-be bankrupt in a day!
Checkout bills, checkout bills, spending all you've got -
Until you realise what you thought you'd got you'd really not!

Credit Rating gone - coz you couldn't really pay.
Then they come and take all those lovely things away!
To the Bailiffs' glee, you start to beg and plead,
To hang onto a few-of-those things you purchased out of greed.

Checkout bills, checkout bills, spending all the way -
Oh what fun it is to try-and-be bankrupt in a day!
Checkout bills, checkout bills, now you've nothing left.
No cash, no goods - an empty house and feeling quite bereft!

Oi!

Tim Bruening

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Dec 10, 2007, 3:10:25 AM12/10/07

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kingpi...@lumbercartel.ca wrote:

> A-flat: Very tyred.
>
> H-flat: Completely lacking any preparation.

Bullfrog G: Croaking note.

Music people: Classi Cal, Conun Drum, Drum Mer, Harmon Harpsi Cal, Nick,
Melo Dick, Musi Cal, Philharmon Nick, Rhyth Mick, Son Nic.

Tim Bruening

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Jan 8, 2008, 3:01:16 AM1/8/08

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kingpi...@lumbercartel.ca wrote:

B Sharp: Apine knife.

Tim Bruening

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Oct 22, 2008, 11:54:30 PM10/22/08

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kingpi...@lumbercartel.ca wrote:

> A-flat: Very tyred.
>
> H-flat: Completely lacking any preparation.

Bullfrog G: Croaking note.

Music people: Classi Cal, Conun Drum, Drum Mer, Harmon Harpsi Cal, Nick,

nemo

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Oct 31, 2008, 3:17:38 PM10/31/08

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"Tim Bruening" <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message

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Mr. O. Boe.
Miss Vi O'Lynn.
Cheryl Low. (Say it fast enough.)
Tom Bone.
Tara M. Pett.
Sisters:
Cora Nett.
Clara Nett.
Cora N. Glaze.
Bassett Horne.
C. Leste.
Clay V. Cord.
Fran Chorn.
G. Tarr.

Tim Bruening

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Nov 27, 2009, 3:16:15 AM11/27/09

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