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Tim Bruening

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Feb 25, 2006, 12:18:30 AM2/25/06
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Au-D-O: Noisy O.

BO: Smelly apine

CO: Ocean of officers.

Camee-O: O with a short role.

Left-O: Liberal O.

O-Bay: Circular bay that compels O-bediance.

OB1: Jedi O.

OD: Fat demon on drugs.

ODN, ODS: Disgusting Os.

O-Ken: Home of the Os.

O-Kum: O sex.

O-Pal: Friend of an O.

O-Pen: Writing insrument that can escape from any room.

Ore-O: Tasty O.

O-Ten: 10 fat people.

Ray-D-O: O that broadcasts.

Right-O: Conservative O.

Roe-D-O: O that rides bucking animals.

Stu-D-O: O that makes movies.

Vid-D-O: O that shows moving pictures.

nemo

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Feb 26, 2006, 8:10:38 PM2/26/06
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"Tim Bruening" <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
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O-me Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr! High resistance dog.


Tim Bruening

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Feb 27, 2006, 2:46:53 PM2/27/06
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nemo wrote:

O-10, O-Boe (Musical O), O-Bow (fires round arrows), O-C-N (Wet O),
O-Cur (Round K-9), O-Mit (round glove that keeps getting forgotten),
O-Pine (Round tree), O-Press (Dictator newspaper), and O-Vert (Green O).

Tim Bruening

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Feb 27, 2006, 2:47:18 PM2/27/06
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nemo wrote:

O-Ken, O-Kum.

Tim Bruening

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Feb 27, 2006, 2:48:01 PM2/27/06
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nemo wrote:

O-Bese (Fat O).

OD, O-Den (Elderly Os).

nemo

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Feb 27, 2006, 9:37:28 PM2/27/06
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"Tim Bruening" <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
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Haute bois: High drink? Absinthe? (if it's genuine - with some wormwood in
it!)

nemo

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Feb 27, 2006, 9:40:08 PM2/27/06
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"Tim Bruening" <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
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O-Ken! Why did you insult that Jewish reporter?

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/london/4755142.stm


nemo

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"Tim Bruening" <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
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O-Din: Noisy Norse god.

He resigned when he realised no-one was Wotan for him!


Tim Bruening

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Mar 3, 2006, 11:28:23 PM3/3/06
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nemo wrote:

O-Vert: Fat Green.

nemo

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"Tim Bruening" <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
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Terre Vert: Fear of the colour green.


Tim Bruening

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Tim Bruening

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nemo wrote:

O-Ken, O-Kum.

Tim Bruening

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Jun 30, 2006, 4:19:36 AM6/30/06
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nemo wrote:

O-Bese (Fat O).

OD, O-Den (Elderly Os).

Tim Bruening

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Jun 30, 2006, 4:19:13 AM6/30/06
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nemo wrote:

O-10, O-Boe (Musical O), O-Bow (fires round arrows), O-C-N (Wet O),

nemo

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"Tim Bruening" <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
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Pr-O-jector: Nuther one.


nemo

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"Tim Bruening" <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
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Used to be spelled Hautbois. That woulda foxed yer!

, O-Bow (fires round arrows),

Hoops?

O-C-N (Wet O),
> O-Cur (Round K-9), O-Mit (round glove that keeps getting forgotten),
> O-Pine (Round tree), O-Press (Dictator newspaper), and O-Vert (Green O).

Song about when the positive prints made from yesterday's negatives start to
go mouldy: "Green Grow the Rushes-O"


nemo

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Jun 30, 2006, 2:30:45 PM6/30/06
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"Tim Bruening" <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
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Been fed too much Ken-O-Meat!

>
> O-Ken, O-Kum.


nemo

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Jun 30, 2006, 2:31:36 PM6/30/06
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"Tim Bruening" <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
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O-l Dage Pensi-O-ners?


nemo

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"Tim Bruening" <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
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No comical ones?


Tim Bruening

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nemo wrote:

O-Vert: Fat Green.

Tim Bruening

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Tim Bruening

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nemo wrote:

O-Ken, O-Kum.

Tim Bruening

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nemo wrote:

O-Bese (Fat O).

OD, O-Den (Elderly Os).

Tim Bruening

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nemo wrote:

O-10, O-Boe (Musical O), O-Bow (fires round arrows), O-C-N (Wet O),

Tim Bruening

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Tim Bruening

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Tim Bruening

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nemo wrote:

O-Ken, O-Kum.

Tim Bruening

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Feb 25, 2008, 3:53:01 AM2/25/08
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nemo wrote:

O-Bese (Fat O).

OD, O-Den (Elderly Os).

Tim Bruening

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nemo wrote:

O-10, O-Boe (Musical O), O-Bow (fires round arrows), O-C-N (Wet O),

Tim Bruening

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nemo wrote:

> "Tim Bruening" <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> news:43FFE8A5...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> > Au-D-O: Noisy O.
> >
> > BO: Smelly apine
> >
> > CO: Ocean of officers.
> >
> > Camee-O: O with a short role.
> >
> > Left-O: Liberal O.
> >
> > O-Bay: Circular bay that compels O-bediance.
> >
> > OB1: Jedi O.
> >
> > OD: Fat demon on drugs.
> >
> > ODN, ODS: Disgusting Os.
> >
> > O-Ken: Home of the Os.
> >
> > O-Kum: O sex.
> >
> > O-Pal: Friend of an O.
> >
> > O-Pen: Writing insrument that can escape from any room.
> >
> > Ore-O: Tasty O.
> >
> > O-Ten: 10 fat people.
> >
> > Ray-D-O: O that broadcasts.
> >
> > Right-O: Conservative O.
> >
> > Roe-D-O: O that rides bucking animals.
> >
> > Stu-D-O: O that makes movies.
> >
> > Vid-D-O: O that shows moving pictures.
> >
>
> O-me Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr! High resistance dog.

O-Bese (Fat O).

OD, O-Den (Elderly Os).

Tim Bruening

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Jun 17, 2009, 6:27:07 PM6/17/09
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nemo wrote:

O-Ken, O-Kum.

Tim Bruening

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nemo wrote:

O-10, O-Boe (Musical O), O-Bow (fires round arrows), O-C-N (Wet O),

nemo

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"Tim Bruening" <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
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O-pless!


nemo

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"Tim Bruening" <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
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ODN: Elderly cinema.

Pla Tzar: Royal cinema.

Gaumont: Someone taking the Lord's name in vain in a cinema up a large rocky
hill.

Nemo.
In 2007, retirement was heaven,
And it's still quite divine in 2009!

I'd be much better off as a fiddling MP,
But graft and corruption are alien to me!

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk_politics/8109565.stm
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/mps-expenses/

nemo

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"Tim Bruening" <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
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Stylo pless!


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