13/3 Puns
Tim Bruening
Carpool: Where automobiles swim.
Carsing: Singing automobile.
Carson: Male offspring of an automobile.
Carton: 2,000 pound automobile.
Cartoon: Another musical automobile.
Commerce: Trading computer.
Vampire cars: Chevvy, Humvee, RV, SUV.
Tim Bruening
Cardiac: Heart of an automobile.
Carol: Singing and rolling automobile.
Carom: Ancient Latin automobile.
Carted: Automobile of Ted.
Tim Bruening
KIMEVANS wrote:
> "Sheila Dundee" <Co...@optusnet.XCAPScom.au> wrote in message
> news:416b4a36$0$20580$afc3...@news.optusnet.com.au...
> > Dr Tormento wrote:
> >> "Sheila Dundee" wrote >
> >>>
> >>> My new bf is charming, but he dresses like a cowboy - in way-out
> >>> vests.
> >>
> >> Does he think you're bootiful?
> >
> > He says I'm nothing to ride home about. :-(
>
> never mind,just as long as you dont give him the trots
Urbane: Her werewolf repellant.
Tim Bruening
Jenni Saqua wrote:
> "Cybe R. Wizard" <Cybe_R_Wizard@WizardsTower> wrote in message
> news:20040130153752.47de3cf5.Cybe_R_Wizard@WizardsTower...
> > On Fri, 30 Jan 2004 12:08:11 -0500
> > "Greg Evans" <mis...@larkbooks.com> wrote:
> > > nemo wrote:
> > > > Tim Bruening wrote:
> > > >> Palema wrote:
> > > >>
> > > >>> My daughter gave me this:
> > > >>> "Mortar, morter everywhere and not a rock to chink!"
> > > >> Now that's an explosively good pun!
> > > >
> > > > Howitzer good pun, I cannot see.
> > >
> > > You don't think it should be added to the classic-pun cannon,
then?
> > >
> > I think we should be kind and give the green aid.
> >
> We don't wanna think that smaw, do we?
I'll C4 and raze you 10.
C4: The 4th ocean.
C4: An explosive ocean.
CO2: Global warming ocean.
Tim Bruening
"Frank A. Rosenbaum" wrote:
> "KIMEVANS" <kime...@bigpond.com> wrote in message
> news:aN6Ac.31173$sj4....@news-server.bigpond.net.au...
> > can any of you suggest a good name for a large container which will
hold
> > several thousand gallons of fresh rainwater???
> >
> > Tanks in advance
> >
> > ke
> I suppose we could pond the pavement in search of a name, but water
bout a
> tank?
Isn't going about in a tank a bit extreme? After all, this isn't Iraq!
Tanking: King in the military.
Tim Bruening
Bawdy: Crying demon.
Beauty: Good looking beverage.
Beseech: The apine begs Governor Jeb Bush to save Terri Schiavo!!!!!
Blowzy: Windy ocean.
Tim Bruening
Tidy: Clean demon.
Tidy: Demon that cleans clothes.
Tidy: Demon neckwear.
Tidy: Demon from Thailand.
Weedy: We are demons.
Weedy: Unwanted demons plants.
Tim Bruening
Laddie: Young demon from Scotland.
Lady: Sex with a demon.
Lady: Female demon.
Maybe: Apine in the 5th month.
Tim Bruening
Pentax: A tax on reporters' writing instruments.
Servile: A lab scientist knight.
Servile: A very nasty knight.
Sintax: A tax on, well - you know, "Thingy!"
Pentax: A tax for time spent in the slammer
Surtax: A very well paid knight.
Surplus: A knight who really adds up!
Multiple personality knight: Sir Jekyll.
Tim Bruening
Throwing: Bird from the big leagues.
Harrowing: Risk taking bird.
Harrowing: the chickie that gets rescued in the movie.
Towing: 1. An influential bird (a bird with some pull)
Towing: 2. A very submissive bird (toeing the line...)
Sowing: A 19th century factory-working bird
Sowing: A bird that plants crops
Sowing: When pigs fly they'll use....
Tim Bruening
Buffalo Chialkt wrote:
> J. A. Mc. <jaS...@gbr.online.com> wrote:
>
> >On Wed, 12 Nov 2003 01:21:24 GMT, Buffalo Chilkat
> ><mam...@watering.hole> found these unused words floating about:
> >
> >>
> >>"Who knows how to find the area of a parallelogram?" asked the
> >>instructor.
> >>"When was it lost?" I asked.
> >
> >FWIW, next week's lesson is how to trapezoid.
>
> Cube: a square rube.
Cuba: Sheep line.
Cuban: Ban on lines or on Q.
Tim Bruening
"J. A. Mc." wrote:
> On Fri, 26 Mar 2004 21:20:09 GMT, "Cybe R. Wizard"
> <Cybe_R_Wizard@WizardsTower> found these unused words floating about:
>
> >On Fri, 26 Mar 2004 10:12:46 -0800
> >"Jenni Saqua" <mara...@spam.netscape.net> wrote:
> >
> >> "Sheila Dundee" <Co...@optusnetXCAPS.com.au> wrote in message
> >> news:4063d2c3$0$31901$afc3...@news.optusnet.com.au...
> >> > "J. A. Mc." <jaS...@gbr.online.com> wrote in message
> >> > news:t2e660trutf2lckbp...@4ax.com
> >> > > On Thu, 25 Mar 2004 10:27:42 -0800, "Jenni Saqua"
> >> > > <mara...@spam.netscape.net> found these unused words floating
> >> > > about:
> >> > >
> >> > >> "artyw" <art...@yahoo.com> wrote in message
> >> > >> news:fcd1f4e4.04032...@posting.google.com...
> >> > >>> David Reihmer <sim...@mindspring.com> wrote in message
> >> > >> news:<simwah-300AB6....@netnews.comcast.net>...
> >> > >>>>> That Methodist been tried before.
> >> > >>>>>
> >> > >>>>>> I call it buddysm.
> >> > >>>>>
> >> > >>>>> And if they protestant, we'll just muzzle 'em.
> >> > >>>>>
> >> > >>>>> Do you only muzzle 'em if they act like shiites?
> >> > >>>>> btw I am a bit of a Seven Day Adventuress myself and I find
I
> >> > >>>>> have mass appeal!
> >> > >>>>>
> >> > >>>>>
> >> > >>>>
> >> > >>>> Are you suggesting you like a few men a night?
> >> > >>>
> >> > >>> If they are Brethren down her neck
> >> > >>>
> >> > >> Hey, watch it~ She may be a bit unOrthodox, but she's a
laity!
> >> > >>
> >> > > While she's known to go 'Dutch" ... Reformed, never!
> >> >
> >> > You're rite....I even do it while Eden an apple!!
> >> >
> >> >
> >> Careful, someone might think you're jenni'sis. ;-)
> >>
> >You know what that'll do to Ron or me?
> >
> Nothing, as long as you follow the good book by the Numbers.
Bible: To purchase a male bovine.
X-Haust: Haust that got tired.
nemo
"Tim Bruening" <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
news:441662F3...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
Car proud of rolling: Volvo.
Car proud of its acute hearing: Audi.
Car with a nasty disease to its exhause pipe: NSU.
Rolls Canardly: Model of a very posh car that rolls down one hill and
canardly get up the next!
nemo
Carrot: Rust.
nemo
Suburbane: A very tactful and proprietous U-Boat. Some hopes!
nemo
CH4 is worse. Quick. Make farting illegal and supply free corks to everyone
at all police stations.
Poor old Fred is dead and gone,
We'll never see him more,
For what he drank for H2O
Was H2SO4!
nemo
Give it time. Give it time.
>
> Tanking: King in the military.
What do you call a large container which will hold several thousand gallons
of fresh rainwater when it falls on your foot?
ReservWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHH!
nemo
Windy ocean: C of B-bz.
nemo
> Solvency: Ocean with enough money.
>
> Tidy: Clean demon.
>
> Tidy: Demon that cleans clothes.
>
> Tidy: Demon neckwear.
>
> Tidy: Demon from Thailand.
>
> Weedy: We are demons.
You speak for yourself!
> Weedy: Unwanted demons plants.
Diplodocus: Big pre-historic demon with a loping gait and who uses foul
language!
nemo
> Gingrich: A rich Ging.
Modern young lady newsreader with the almost universal faulty accent, "Where
are yee ging tueday?"
nemo
His ghost: Sir Jekyll Spirit.
nemo
..... an aeroplane?
nemo
A railway wagon on lines is more useful.
nemo
It's when you get unHaust you can end up in trouble - and in pain!
Nemo
Not for nothing the Indy Fatty Gobble NUmbo One Punster!
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nemo
Cars and bikes named after the poo from conjoined twin female sheep: BMW.
nemo
Tim Bruening
nemo wrote:
Carmine: Favorate tactic of Iraqi insurgents.
nemo
Terrorist NCO who marches the others about and drills them: Insurgeant
Major.
nemo
>
Ambarrassadors: Senior diplomats caught in compromising positions.
Tim Bruening
nemo wrote:
Carmine: Favorate tactic of Iraqi insurgents.
Tim Bruening
nemo wrote:
Carmine: Favorate tactic of Iraqi insurgents.