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Tim Bruening

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Nov 28, 2005, 6:56:58 PM11/28/05
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M-Puns: A-Tree-M (one tree with M shaped fruits), Curi-M, M-Blem, M-Path
(Path that reads emotions), M-Ber (Cold M), Sweet M-mery, Mee-D-M,
O-D-M, Po-D-M, Premee-M, Sta-D-M, Ray-D-M, and U-Rain-Knee-M.

nemo

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"Tim Bruening" <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
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> M-Puns: A-Tree-M (one tree with M shaped fruits), Curi-M, M-Blem, M-Path
> (Path that reads emotions), M-Ber (Cold M), Sweet M-mery, Mee-D-M,
> O-D-M, Po-D-M, Premee-M, Sta-D-M, Ray-D-M, and U-Rain-Knee-M.

MT: A cup with no beverage in it.


Tim Bruening

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Shall I M-Brace U?

nemo

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"Tim Bruening" <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
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U-do and you'll get a zetz in kop. And if that don't stop yer, I'll call
one!


Tim Bruening

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M-Puns: M-Balm, M-Bassy, M-Bed, (Sleeping M), M-Ber (Cold M), M-Blazon,
M-Blem, M-Body, M-Boss, M-Brace (Hugging M), M-Broil, MC, M-Meralds,
M-Mery, M-Metic, M-Missary (M that makes peace), M-Path (Path that reads
emotions), M-Pire (Conquering M), M-Ploy (M that hires people), MT (M
with nothing), ODM (Very unpopular M that repells people), Po-D-M (Where
Ms speak), Premee-M (High quality M), Ray-D-M (Radioactive M), Sta-D-M
(Where Ms watch sports), Sympo-C-M (A scientific M conference), TDM
(Boring M), Ter-B-M, and U-Rain-Knee-M.

nemo

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"Tim Bruening" <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
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M possible!


Tim Bruening

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M-Puns: M-Balm, M-Bark (K9 M that sets out to sniff out the truth)
M-Bassy (With M diplomats), M-Bed, (Sleeping M), M-Ber (Cold M),
M-Blazon, M-Blem, M-Body, M-Boss, M-Brace (Hugging M), M-Broil, M-Bryo
(Unborn M), MC, M-Meralds, M-Merita (M that has retired), M-Mery,
M-Metic, M-Migrant (M that leaves), M-Missary (M that makes peace),
M-Path (Path that reads emotions), M-Pire (Conquering M), M-Ploy (M that

nemo

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Jan 25, 2006, 10:35:39 AM1/25/06
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"Tim Bruening" <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
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1/6 inch puns?

Old cinema news reel about people understanding how other people feel:
M-Pathé Pictorial!

Nemo
Not for nothing the NUmbo One Punster!
For £2500 actually!
Who's da man?? Who's da man??


Tim Bruening

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Jan 28, 2006, 7:07:37 PM1/28/06
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M-Bellish.

nemo

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"Tim Bruening" <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
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To roast something 1/6 of an inch small: Embroil.


Tim Bruening

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I once went to M-merson Junior High.

Bacteri-M, Berylli-M, Bari-M, and Cal-C-M.

Tim Bruening

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Feb 1, 2006, 6:46:03 AM2/1/06
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M-Menate.

nemo

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"Tim Bruening" <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
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And before the Council fitted Combi Boilers, my hot water cylinder had an
E-lectric E-mersion H-E-ter.

nemo

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"Tim Bruening" <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
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M-Bargo: 1/6 inch pub closes down.


Tim Bruening

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> "Tim Bruening" <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message

> news:4317E2E8...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> >
> > Greg Evans wrote:
> >
> > > J. A. Mc. wrote:
> > > > On Wed, 3 Nov 2004 06:30:51 -0500, "Frank A. Rosenbaum"
> > > >> "Milton J. Smuthworthy, I" <tonworth...@SexMagnet.com>
> wrote
> > > >> in
> > > >>> Then "Frank A. Rosenbaum" says:
> > > >>>> "Greg Evans" <mis...@larkbooks.com> wrote in message
> > > >>>> news:2unehsF...@uni-berlin.de...
> > > >>>>> Frank A. Rosenbaum wrote:
> > > >>>>>> "nemo" <ne...@naughtylust.wet> wrote in message


> > > >>>>>>> Tim Bruening <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in
> message
> > > >>>>

> > > >>>>>>>> Why did the man take a pencil to bed?
> > > >>>>>>>> To draw the curtains.
> > > >>>>>>> If he had though himself to actually be the curtains, he
> > > >>>>>>> should
> > > >>>>>>> have pulled himself together!
> > > >>>>>> He did, but he draped himself over the bed. By the way, the
>
> > > >>>>>> mans
> > > >>>>>> name is Rod.
> > > >>>>> Did it comforter him to do that, or was it a result of some
> sort
> > > >>>>> of ambi-valence about his purpose in life?
> > > >>>> Well, Sheet, Greg, Ya gotta ask Rod. I was blind when he did
> it.
> > > >>>> Don't forget to take your pill, Oh, also don't forget your
> > > >>>> inhaler
> > > >>>> either.
> > > >>> Do you two have a room? I'm hearing shades of a one
> nightstand.
> > > >> No, we don't. He wanted to roller in the hay, but I told him
> that I
> > > >> wasn't pulled that way.
> > > >
> > > > You prefer feathers ... ???
> > >
> > > Not sure I'm willing to take that thought any feather.... Call it
> a
> > > draw?
> >
> > Pillow: Medicine on the ground.
>
> Tablets of stone: Calcium carbonate pills.

Cal-C-M, Curi-M, Heli-M, Lithi-M.

nemo

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Feb 15, 2006, 6:00:14 PM2/15/06
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"Tim Bruening" <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
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Lithium 'ere you! We ain't gonna go through the whole table of elephants now
are we?!


Tim Bruening

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M-Puns: M-Balm, M-Bargo (M that boycotts nations) M-Bark (K9 M that sets
out to sniff out the truth), M-Bassy (With M diplomats), M-Bed,
(Sleeping M), M-Bellish (M that tells tall tales), M-Ber (Cold M),
M-Bitter (Angry M), M-Blazon, M-Blem, M-Body, M-Boss (M that runs
companies), M-Brace (Hugging M), M-Broil, M-Bryo (Unborn M), MC (M that
oversees ceremonies), M-Meralds, M-Merita (M that has retired), M-Mery,

M-Metic, M-Migrant (M that leaves), M-Missary (M that makes peace),
M-Path (Path that reads emotions), M-Peror (M that rules), M-Phasis (M
that is very insistant) M-Pire (Conquering M), M-Ploy (M that hires
people), M-Power (Another ruling M), M-Press (M that rules at the
newspaper), MT (M with nothing), M-ulate (M that copies), ODM (Very

Tim Bruening

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Feb 26, 2006, 6:07:13 PM2/26/06
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Ceri-M, Cesi-M, Cilli-M, Crani-M, Gerani-M, Petrole-M.

nemo

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"Tim Bruening" <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
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MT: Full of Empt.


Tim Bruening

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Feb 27, 2006, 2:37:32 PM2/27/06
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O-P-M (M that stones you), Petrole-M, Terbi-M, Terri-M, Titani-M.

nemo

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"Tim Bruening" <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
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> Ceri-M, Cesi-M, Cilli-M, Crani-M, Gerani-M, Petrole-M.

Petrus - rock.

Ole - oil.

Olé! - oily Spaniard bullfrighter!

Oil from rock.

Gerani-M - Red flowers

Germani-M - Red Spot Government Surplus transistors.

. . and white spot. They were the RF ones. Went up to a whole
1.5MHz! The red spots were AF ones.

Happy daze!


nemo

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Feb 27, 2006, 8:43:09 PM2/27/06
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"Tim Bruening" <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
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M-Bow-lism: Blood clot suffered by archers.


Tim Bruening

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Feb 27, 2006, 8:55:17 PM2/27/06
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nemo wrote:

From Jupiter?

Tim Bruening

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Feb 28, 2006, 3:49:55 AM2/28/06
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Continu-M.

Tim Bruening

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Equilibri-M.

nemo

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"Tim Bruening" <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
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No. The Ministree of Defence. Minnie used its timber for fenceposts.

BTW. AF = Audio Frequency; RF = Radio Frequency.

They had no type numbers - just the spots - and were available from Proops
Brothers in Tottenham Court Road. They were fairly expensive and there was
quite a demand from electronic hobbyists who were eager to try them out.

Many years ago Proops also had those neon trigger tubes that were later used
in nuclear weapons and caused alarm when the so-called authorities found
that some teyrrrrrrrrrrrrsts had got hold of some from the Russsians.

Then kits came out for two-transistor radios using a reflex circuit where
the RF transistor amplified at RF and again at AF giving the equivalent of
three transistors.

You listened through headphones, but some of the kits use a balanced
armature transducer from the old tank headphones - the chunky ones with a
wire headband with a bit of canvas webbing. These were just about sensitive
enough to serve as loudspeakers.

Proops are still going strong BTW. Not so much Army Surplus stuff on sale
though.

http://www.proopsbrothers.com/

nemo

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"Tim Bruening" <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
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> Continu-M.

Continu-um: Vocalising a song that you don't know the words to.


Tim Bruening

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Mar 3, 2006, 1:49:54 AM3/3/06
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Rubi-D-M.

nemo

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"Tim Bruening" <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
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Rubi Murray sounded better. Sweet girl - sweet voice.

http://www.rubymurray.org/

IRA-dium . . . . . .

BANG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Tim Bruening

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nemo wrote:

> "Tim Bruening" <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> news:4407E712...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> >
> >
> > nemo wrote:
> >
> > > "Tim Bruening" <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> > > news:44040EB3...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> > > > Continu-M.
> > >
> > > Continu-um: Vocalising a song that you don't know the words to.
> >
> > Rubi-D-M.
> >
> Rubi Murray sounded better. Sweet girl - sweet voice.
>
> http://www.rubymurray.org/
>
> IRA-dium . . . . . .
>
> BANG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Berryli-M

Tim Bruening

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nemo wrote:

> "Tim Bruening" <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> news:4407E712...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> >
> >
> > nemo wrote:
> >
> > > "Tim Bruening" <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> > > news:44040EB3...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> > > > Continu-M.
> > >
> > > Continu-um: Vocalising a song that you don't know the words to.
> >
> > Rubi-D-M.
> >
> Rubi Murray sounded better. Sweet girl - sweet voice.
>
> http://www.rubymurray.org/
>
> IRA-dium . . . . . .
>
> BANG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I once went to M-merson Junior High.

nemo

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"Tim Bruening" <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
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Who is this guy Liam who you want to bury, then.


nemo

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"Tim Bruening" <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
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Was that total M-merson or did they just wet your head?


Tim Bruening

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"Tim Bruening" <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message

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>
> nemo wrote:
>
> > Tim Bruening <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message

> > news:41539ED1...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> > > Beechwood: Sandy trees.
> > >
> > > Box Elder: What they made gramps casket out of.
> > >
> > > Karl Marx Roses: First Red Roses.
> > >
> > > Redwood: Very tall Communist trees.
> > >
> > > Readwood: A book.
> > >
> > > Statice: Very high ranking flowers.
> > >
> > > Sycamore: Don't want another bite.
> > >
> > > Sycamore: What Valerie Harper said about reuniting with Mary
Tyler
> > > Moore.
> >
> > Hornbeam: Light from a luminous trumpet.
>
> Trumpet: Musical domestic animal.
>
Euphonium: Smell for a counterfeit female sheep.

Euphoni-M?

"Tim Bruening" <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message

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Who is this guy Liam who you want to bury, then.

nemo

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"Tim Bruening" <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
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Grave diggers - as opposed to cheerful ones: "Berry LiaM deep lads. We
don't want none of that oxide dust in iz lungs gettin out into the
atmosphere!"

<serious>
NEVER open RF power transistors. Many contain Berrylium Oxide dust which is
astonishingly carcenogenic. If you get it into your lungs you can be dead in
a couple of months.

Tim Bruening

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nemo wrote:

> "Tim Bruening" <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message

> news:438B994A...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> > M-Puns: A-Tree-M (one tree with M shaped fruits), Curi-M, M-Blem, M-Path
> > (Path that reads emotions), M-Ber (Cold M), Sweet M-mery, Mee-D-M,
> > O-D-M, Po-D-M, Premee-M, Sta-D-M, Ray-D-M, and U-Rain-Knee-M.
>
> MT: A cup with no beverage in it.

Shall I M-Brace U?

Tim Bruening

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M-Puns: M-Balm, M-Bassy, M-Bed, (Sleeping M), M-Ber (Cold M), M-Blazon,
M-Blem, M-Body, M-Boss, M-Brace (Hugging M), M-Broil, MC, M-Meralds,
M-Mery, M-Metic, M-Missary (M that makes peace), M-Path (Path that reads
emotions), M-Pire (Conquering M), M-Ploy (M that hires people), MT (M
with nothing), ODM (Very unpopular M that repells people), Po-D-M (Where

nemo

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"Tim Bruening" <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
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O-Pun the dooooooooooor, Richard.

Let the M Puns out till the room's MT!


Tim Bruening

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nemo wrote:

Do you watch the M-Me awards?

nemo

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"Tim Bruening" <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
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Never! I'd sooner Emme grate to avoid them!


Tim Bruening

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M-Puns: M-Balm, M-Bark (K9 M that sets out to sniff out the truth)
M-Bassy (With M diplomats), M-Bed, (Sleeping M), M-Ber (Cold M),
M-Blazon, M-Blem, M-Body, M-Boss, M-Brace (Hugging M), M-Broil, M-Bryo
(Unborn M), MC, M-Meralds, M-Merita (M that has retired), M-Mery,
M-Metic, M-Migrant (M that leaves), M-Missary (M that makes peace),

Tim Bruening

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nemo wrote:

> "Tim Bruening" <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message

> news:43D72E7F...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...

> 1/6 inch puns?
>
> Old cinema news reel about people understanding how other people feel:
> M-Pathé Pictorial!

M-Bellish.

Tim Bruening

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Jun 9, 2006, 3:04:15 AM6/9/06
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nemo wrote:

I once went to M-merson Junior High.

Bacteri-M, Berylli-M, Bari-M, and Cal-C-M.

Tim Bruening

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nemo wrote:

> "Tim Bruening" <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message

> news:43DC0749...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...

> > M-Bellish.
> >
>
> To roast something 1/6 of an inch small: Embroil.

M-Menate.

Tim Bruening

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nemo wrote:

> "Tim Bruening" <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message

> news:4317E2E8...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> >
> > Greg Evans wrote:
> >
> > > J. A. Mc. wrote:
> > > > On Wed, 3 Nov 2004 06:30:51 -0500, "Frank A. Rosenbaum"
> > > >> "Milton J. Smuthworthy, I" <tonworth...@SexMagnet.com>
> wrote
> > > >> in
> > > >>> Then "Frank A. Rosenbaum" says:
> > > >>>> "Greg Evans" <mis...@larkbooks.com> wrote in message
> > > >>>> news:2unehsF...@uni-berlin.de...
> > > >>>>> Frank A. Rosenbaum wrote:
> > > >>>>>> "nemo" <ne...@naughtylust.wet> wrote in message


> > > >>>>>>> Tim Bruening <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in
> message
> > > >>>>

> > > >>>>>>>> Why did the man take a pencil to bed?
> > > >>>>>>>> To draw the curtains.
> > > >>>>>>> If he had though himself to actually be the curtains, he
> > > >>>>>>> should
> > > >>>>>>> have pulled himself together!
> > > >>>>>> He did, but he draped himself over the bed. By the way, the
>
> > > >>>>>> mans
> > > >>>>>> name is Rod.
> > > >>>>> Did it comforter him to do that, or was it a result of some
> sort
> > > >>>>> of ambi-valence about his purpose in life?
> > > >>>> Well, Sheet, Greg, Ya gotta ask Rod. I was blind when he did
> it.
> > > >>>> Don't forget to take your pill, Oh, also don't forget your
> > > >>>> inhaler
> > > >>>> either.
> > > >>> Do you two have a room? I'm hearing shades of a one
> nightstand.
> > > >> No, we don't. He wanted to roller in the hay, but I told him
> that I
> > > >> wasn't pulled that way.
> > > >
> > > > You prefer feathers ... ???
> > >
> > > Not sure I'm willing to take that thought any feather.... Call it
> a
> > > draw?
> >
> > Pillow: Medicine on the ground.
>
> Tablets of stone: Calcium carbonate pills.

Cal-C-M, Curi-M, Heli-M, Lithi-M.

Tim Bruening

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M-Puns: M-Balm, M-Bargo (M that boycotts nations) M-Bark (K9 M that sets

out to sniff out the truth), M-Bassy (With M diplomats), M-Bed,
(Sleeping M), M-Bellish (M that tells tall tales), M-Ber (Cold M),
M-Bitter (Angry M), M-Blazon, M-Blem, M-Body, M-Boss (M that runs
companies), M-Brace (Hugging M), M-Broil, M-Bryo (Unborn M), MC (M that
oversees ceremonies), M-Meralds, M-Merita (M that has retired), M-Mery,

M-Metic, M-Migrant (M that leaves), M-Missary (M that makes peace),
M-Path (Path that reads emotions), M-Peror (M that rules), M-Phasis (M
that is very insistant) M-Pire (Conquering M), M-Ploy (M that hires
people), M-Power (Another ruling M), M-Press (M that rules at the
newspaper), MT (M with nothing), M-ulate (M that copies), ODM (Very

Tim Bruening

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nemo wrote:

> "Tim Bruening" <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message

> news:43FFE3FD...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...

nemo

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"Tim Bruening" <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
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Very definitely MINE!!!!!!! - Hard a-port . . . ! - BANG!!!! Glug - glug -
glug . . . . .

Too late!

Me and my mates at school came up with that one! Dawes, Livingsone,
Theocaris and Evans, and it went round the whole school.

Whole school: Place where they teach digging.

Tim Bruening

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Continu-M.

Tim Bruening

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Equilibri-M.

Tim Bruening

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Rubi-D-M.

Tim Bruening

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> "Tim Bruening" <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
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> >
> > nemo wrote:
> >
> > > "Tim Bruening" <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> > > news:44040EB3...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> > > > Continu-M.
> > >
> > > Continu-um: Vocalising a song that you don't know the words to.
> >
> > Rubi-D-M.
> >
> Rubi Murray sounded better. Sweet girl - sweet voice.
>
> http://www.rubymurray.org/
>
> IRA-dium . . . . . .
>
> BANG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Berryli-M

Lithi-M.

Tim Bruening

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> "Tim Bruening" <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
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> >
> > nemo wrote:
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> > > "Tim Bruening" <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> > > news:44040EB3...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> > > > Continu-M.
> > >
> > > Continu-um: Vocalising a song that you don't know the words to.
> >
> > Rubi-D-M.
> >
> Rubi Murray sounded better. Sweet girl - sweet voice.
>
> http://www.rubymurray.org/
>
> IRA-dium . . . . . .
>
> BANG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I once went to M-merson Junior High.

nemo

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Once? You mean they wouldn't let you in from day two onwards?


Tim Bruening

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"Tim Bruening" <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message

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> nemo wrote:
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> > Tim Bruening <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message

> > news:41539ED1...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> > > Beechwood: Sandy trees.
> > >
> > > Box Elder: What they made gramps casket out of.
> > >
> > > Karl Marx Roses: First Red Roses.
> > >
> > > Redwood: Very tall Communist trees.
> > >
> > > Readwood: A book.
> > >
> > > Statice: Very high ranking flowers.
> > >
> > > Sycamore: Don't want another bite.
> > >
> > > Sycamore: What Valerie Harper said about reuniting with Mary
Tyler
> > > Moore.
> >
> > Hornbeam: Light from a luminous trumpet.
>
> Trumpet: Musical domestic animal.
>
Euphonium: Smell for a counterfeit female sheep.

Euphoni-M?

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Who is this guy Liam who you want to bury, then.

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nemo

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Ud OO an I'll I.T. yer!


Muddle

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Quit cross posting.


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> >
> >
> > nemo wrote:
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> > > "Tim Bruening" <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> > > news:438B994A...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> > > > M-Puns: A-Tree-M (one tree with M shaped fruits), Curi-M, M-Blem,
> M-Path
> > > > (Path that reads emotions), M-Ber (Cold M), Sweet M-mery, Mee-D-M,
> > > > O-D-M, Po-D-M, Premee-M, Sta-D-M, Ray-D-M, and U-Rain-Knee-M.
> > >
> > > MT: A cup with no beverage in it.
> >
> > Shall I M-Brace U?
> >

> U-do and you'll get a zetz in kop. And if that don't stop yer, I'll call
> one!

M-Maciate.

nemo

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Emma Sheate?


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> "Tim Bruening" <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message

> news:4317E2E8...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> >
> > Greg Evans wrote:
> >
> > > J. A. Mc. wrote:
> > > > On Wed, 3 Nov 2004 06:30:51 -0500, "Frank A. Rosenbaum"
> > > >> "Milton J. Smuthworthy, I" <tonworth...@SexMagnet.com>
> wrote
> > > >> in
> > > >>> Then "Frank A. Rosenbaum" says:
> > > >>>> "Greg Evans" <mis...@larkbooks.com> wrote in message
> > > >>>> news:2unehsF...@uni-berlin.de...
> > > >>>>> Frank A. Rosenbaum wrote:
> > > >>>>>> "nemo" <ne...@naughtylust.wet> wrote in message

> > > >>>>>>> Tim Bruening <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in
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> > > >>>>

Tim Bruening

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Tim Bruening

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> MT: Full of Empt.

Tim Bruening

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Continu-M.

Tim Bruening

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Equilibri-M.

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Tim Bruening

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"Tim Bruening" <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message

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>
> nemo wrote:
>
> > Tim Bruening <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message

> > news:41539ED1...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> > > Beechwood: Sandy trees.
> > >
> > > Box Elder: What they made gramps casket out of.
> > >
> > > Karl Marx Roses: First Red Roses.
> > >
> > > Redwood: Very tall Communist trees.
> > >
> > > Readwood: A book.
> > >
> > > Statice: Very high ranking flowers.
> > >
> > > Sycamore: Don't want another bite.
> > >
> > > Sycamore: What Valerie Harper said about reuniting with Mary
Tyler
> > > Moore.
> >
> > Hornbeam: Light from a luminous trumpet.
>
> Trumpet: Musical domestic animal.
>
Euphonium: Smell for a counterfeit female sheep.

Euphoni-M?

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Tim Bruening

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Equilibri-M.

Tim Bruening

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nemo wrote:

> "Tim Bruening" <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message

> news:4317E2E8...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> >
> > Greg Evans wrote:
> >
> > > J. A. Mc. wrote:
> > > > On Wed, 3 Nov 2004 06:30:51 -0500, "Frank A. Rosenbaum"
> > > >> "Milton J. Smuthworthy, I" <tonworth...@SexMagnet.com>
> wrote
> > > >> in
> > > >>> Then "Frank A. Rosenbaum" says:
> > > >>>> "Greg Evans" <mis...@larkbooks.com> wrote in message
> > > >>>> news:2unehsF...@uni-berlin.de...
> > > >>>>> Frank A. Rosenbaum wrote:
> > > >>>>>> "nemo" <ne...@naughtylust.wet> wrote in message

> > > >>>>>>> Tim Bruening <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in
> message
> > > >>>>

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Tim Bruening

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Continu-M.

Tim Bruening

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Tim Bruening

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Tim Bruening

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> "Tim Bruening" <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message

> news:43D72E7F...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> > M-Puns: M-Balm, M-Bark (K9 M that sets out to sniff out the truth)
> > M-Bassy (With M diplomats), M-Bed, (Sleeping M), M-Ber (Cold M),
> > M-Blazon, M-Blem, M-Body, M-Boss, M-Brace (Hugging M), M-Broil, M-Bryo
> > (Unborn M), MC, M-Meralds, M-Merita (M that has retired), M-Mery,


> > M-Metic, M-Migrant (M that leaves), M-Missary (M that makes peace),

> > M-Path (Path that reads emotions), M-Pire (Conquering M), M-Ploy (M that
> > hires people), MT (M with nothing), ODM (Very unpopular M that repells


> > people), Po-D-M (Where Ms speak), Premee-M (High quality M), Ray-D-M
> > (Radioactive M), Sta-D-M (Where Ms watch sports), Sympo-C-M (A
> > scientific M conference), TDM (Boring M), Ter-B-M, and U-Rain-Knee-M.
>

> 1/6 inch puns?
>
> Old cinema news reel about people understanding how other people feel:
> M-Pathé Pictorial!

M-Bellish.

nemo

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"Tim Bruening" <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
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Bellish: A lot of your puns!! ;o)

Bellish AB con: The flashing yellow globes on British pedestrian crossings.

Famous tea from India: Dodgy Ealing.

I'm drinking some now while listening to mp3s of 78s of Klezmer music played
by Abe Schwartz and his band with a curry cooking in the kitchen. How's that
for a nice cosmopolitan mixture?!!

Loverly stuff x 3.

Nemoel, Nemoel,
Nemoel, Nemoel,
On Pension Credit and doing quite well!

It's good to be fuyyne in 2009.
I'll try it again in 2010!

Recession? Que'est que c'est recession?

Pretentious? Moi??


Tim Bruening

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nemo

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Patrick MacNee Z-M?

M.A. Peel?

Linda Thor's son?

Nemo.
In 2007, retirement was heaven,
And it's still quite divine in 2009!

I'd be much better off as a fiddling MP,
But graft and corruption are alien to me!

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk_politics/8109565.stm
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/mps-expenses/

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