4 To The 2, 3 To The 2 Puns

[Tim Bruening]

Steve Siegfried wrote:

> Ziggy's Tip o' the day:
>
> People who take these tips o' the day too seriously should
> consider sending away for the Zigster's at-home study
> program, "How to Quit Being Gullible in Only Ten Days." So
> what's the secret of the almost 100% success ratio we've
> experienced with our study program you might ask? Well, you
> send me a cheque for $2500 and ten days later (most cheques
> clear in 10 days or less), I send you a thank-you note.

Send me your password and user ID, and I'll deposit the $2500!

Gullible: A flying bovine that fishes at sea.

ID: Icy demon.

ID: Demon with lots of eyes for identifying people.