BASHED THE ALARM CLOCK
on my head
looked outside
said, "Oh, darn"
not another new day
left a head
Snuck a smoke
Shirley woke
Pissed me off
couldn't finish it
Sore Knuckles
Who's Shirley?
Nosily
Miss Lonelyhearts
The only name what rhymes with the rest of that poem, dear
heart.
If You Knew Shirley
Like I Know Shirley
Shirley'd Take Your Blues AWAY
The 'original' must've been written soon after my re-reading
'Confessions Of A Crap Artist' for the fifth or eighth time.