Favorite shows-STEVE BOSELL
SJC
[Till noted "William" or "Bill" for short "Blasingame" is Steve's
lawyer. Locales, not names of the caller, till noted, called.]
"Hey There, Barbie Dolls"-Steve gets off on the new 2000 Mattell
Barbie doll and is teased for calling her hot [Originally Aired on
2/11/00]Too bad Tiffany Taylor hasn't been made since the 70s [Ideal
Toys's double hair colour version with boys making passes at her---
TIffany Taylor, she's what you want her to be"-Was the Cowsills or
Partridge Family on that 1974 jingle? Steve would LOVE THAT!]
"Erin Brockovich--my favorite lawyer--for relationships"-Steve, not
yet with Delores Blasingame, gets off on Julia's eventual 2000 Oscar
winner and has a sexual coma! He's suing. [Originally Aired on 3/??/
00].
"Love is a Many Splintered Thang"-One of the best and most discussed
fan favorites! Steve sees an Asdian woman in an outhouse on location,
gets a 2x4, and using WD40 masturbates, and winds up in hospital, now
on Phil's show [still with Bill, NOT Delores, Blasingame as his lawyer
du jour.] telling his tale of woe. Hey--how many men DO masturbate
using such a trick? [Originally Aired on 5/04/00.]
"Ding Dong Daddy-Hot Diggy!"-While at a 2000 Barbecue to treat his
emploeyees, Riverside county [Corona] construction ["B&B"]
construction head Steve Bosell finds out a new meaning to
"deepthroating" a hot dog with mayo..very sexy! Cliff Pettigrew, his
head empoyee makes fun [no calls.] Steve hangs up more than once.
[Originally Aired on 6/09/00]
"LIke an Olive Garden Rhinestone Cowboy!"-Steve's embarassed after
seeing bowel movement on his cowboy spurs at Olive Garden resturant,
due to his having to hurry to the bathroom...but what is WITH that
COWBOY act--trying to bring SEX to his WIFE with the KIDS???
[Originally Aired on 5/31/00
"Rats,Puddled Again"-While visiting a Chuck E.Cheese style resturant,
Steve gets a flashback to an actual Knoxville, Tennesee-rat-bite
experience while cleaning up tobacco plants, so he's wetting himself,
and is called Puddles in the process.[Originally Aired on 10/18/00]
[Delores Blasingame is now the lawyer]
"Bon Non-Jovial"--Steve's telling a tale of woe again [lucky for
us.] . His night of fun at the 2000 Bon Jovi concert's ruined when he
has an encounter with beer on his seat + his pleather [which does get
him in trouble]. By now Delores Blasingame has replaced Bill
Blasingame as Steve's lawyer, and callers are identified by name.
"Gaily Sweating to Richard Simmons"-Steve may know his country music
[hey, it's his favorite, coming from the MECCA of Country, Tennessee!]
but not that wearing a sherriff's hat is very homosexual. Or a hot
salmon pink outfit. This while making a "Sweatin' to Country Music"
video, too.FInal caller "Stephanie" at first symphatises with his
approach before questioning him..[Originally Aired on 1/09/01]
"Looking for Bonemaster"-Boy, is Steve in for it----trying to swing
with a girl online only it's Bonemaster. Oh, and it's because his wife
doens't care, and with Bonemaster--his NEIGHBOR "Roy Hutchins"---"the
sex was so good!" [Originally Aired on 12/12/01]
"Beautiful Retard Mind-Something to Crowe About"-When Steve's wife,
obsessed with "Rain Man", "Forrest Gum" and other "retards" in flicks
who are male, uh, "pleasures herself" to such [we shall NOT use coarse
language HERE! :)], in the interview for the theatrical release of
"Beautiful Mind", hoping to see more or Russell Crowe, Steve Bosell
has a meltdown and incensed people calling in the show with the word
"retard". Along the way a Bud Dickman-"Bobby"[the VernoN Dozier "Plane
go Boom"] type is involved in a "stick in rear end"..a-hem.
[Originally Aired on 3/29?/02]
"I Get off on Dead Girls"-Steve fantazises about O.C.Simpson's wife
and victim, Bonnie Lee Blakely but then finds that she is dead. He
then though decides to get off on himself on the air! [Originally
Aired on 4/19/02].
"From the Valley of the Jolly Green Giant Wang"-Steve's obsessed with
neighbour Roy Hutchins showing his underage jailbait daughters a
zucchini in [so Steve thinks anyway] an inappropriate way--John Holmes
sized, yet. [Originally Aired on 7/31/02.].
"Something NOT worth Wading for"-In the Kiddy Pool, Steve and his
daughter are in a position where Steve in banana yellow Speedos
urinates, and blames it on the pool jet, Jeff Dowder calling in [with
reference to his oft-referenced buddy Toby Beau-this is a reference in
turn to the late 1970s group, known best perhaps for "My Angel Baby",
in turn not to be confsued with 1960's Rosie and the Originals song].
[Originally Aired on 7/??/02.]. Callers include LeeAnn and Jeff
Dowder.
"Fart, you're a Tuna!"-Steve's making, in part of a brief story arc as
a comedian, as a response to being called by neighbor Roy's wife Renee
a farter, a "catch dinner in your pants" remarks. GEESH..what a bad
comic. Oops, I'll get sued.[Originally Aired on 8/23/02]. Callers
include: Jennifer at ened.
"When Something bad happened on 9/11, something WONDERFUL-my Birthday"-
Which comes first? 9/11 attack, or Steve's Birthday? [Originally Aired
on 9/9/02].
"I'm no baby coveter-or AM I?-Steve's doing Jay Santos' work, policing
kids pictures, but admits to pedophilic thoughts. A man Jim[like
Steve] from the South whose call ends the show is particular offended
and cements Steve's fears. No Lawyer. Contains the famous subplot of
"Coppertone sign".[Originally Aired on 1/13/03].; Callers include
Cathy, Jim.
"Frosty's dirty Carrot"-Steve's in California Alpine Village in the
Mountains, and in Dutch, over really being a pedophile [see how he
gets closer to one]. Snowman gets carrot, it's between the legs where
a man's penis would be, it's Steve who does it [who else?], callers
ticked. Mothers and a teenage girl get really ticked. [Originally
Aired on 2/24/03].Callers: Jo [a woman--all of the ones in this
program are], Erica, Donna, Shauna [rhyme coincidental], Danielle [the
teen].
"St-st-st-stand up comic-and oh, I stutter."-Steve's recurrent standup
arc theme fails again as he gets yelled at by his fellow fictional
character [his unheard family and friends] and callers [including an
actual Canadian stnadup comic name Mark] for this. [Originally Aired
on 7/10/03.] Callers include the actual standup comic mentioned.
"Dentist the MENACE"-When is it hunky dory to sue Phil? How about when
a dentist hates the show, and, finding out Steve Bosell enjoys it,
sadistically enjoys drilling him. A reference to the "Howdy Dudley
Show" occurs near the end.
[Originally Aired on 6/08/04.]
"Slumber Girls and Guy."-Steve walks in his daughters's and friends's
slumber party but with his dick hanging out, to close the windows [the
little girls are asleep] but then he finds out HOW asleep his daughter
Ashley Jr.'s friend Rebecca IS, when she wakes hup and he and everyone
else lets him know that he's a.......
ONE HUNDRED PERCDENT FIRST CLASS PIG!!!! [Originally Aired on
5/06/05].
Callers: Isla[?][NOT Isla Fisher!!!], Leah, Edie, Jose, and Michelle.
"You're Adopted Suck on DAT!"-It's Christmas, or XMas as Roy Hutchins
clearly shows as he mocks Steve's St.Joseph outfit as King Tut's so
after the Christmas show it is intended for, Steve craps on an elf who
is a Huthcins display and turns the latter's fifteen year old daughter
Sammantha against Roy as she's adopted, unbeknowst to her, by letter
hier know! A BLUE christmas, in every sense EXCEPT the hue-orientated
term. Delores Blasingame apparently on vacation, so a "Bill Wilson"
fills in. [Originally Aired on 12/22/05.]. Callers: Erica, Sajhib[?],
Jeri, Marisol, and some others clip that I have is cut off there, but
after over a half hour!
"Gay CPR-Hi Fella! - Steve thinks that it's homosexual to give mouth
to mouth resusicaton or CPR to ANYONE! [Originally Aired on 6/16/06].
Callers include Jodi [next to last; all versions are cut off..]
"Soccer? Then now sock-HIM!" A way to go out for the year hiatus on
what seemed back then to be the FINAL END of the Phil Hendrie show, on
top. Steve's not so on top as he's gay for having Soccer shorts. He
tries to explain he's straight. A moment of silnce until 2007 for the
Jackball show. Only for Steve to return!!
Steve Bosell
YEAH, I'm BACK< you jackbacll. How dare you go and print my
lawsuits!!!! My longtime next-door neighbor Roy Hutchins and my wife,
April Sr. are laughing over this.
Just you wait till YOU have Delores Blasingame, my attorney from
Riverside, California, on your case. I am S.Bosell, construction
worker and boss of B&B Const.Corp. of Corona, Calif., and I am suing
SJC over his mentioning my suits [and DESPITE what Phil says: I AM NOT
ficional. I am from Knoxville, Tennessee.] Oh god...Cliff Pettigrew
from my work, muy top employee, is laughing at this. YOU CAN ALL GO TO
THE LAND OF THE DEVIL. GOODBYE!!!
Steve Bosell.
SJC
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AOh, dry up Mr.Bosell. You are trolling this newsgroup.And you ARE a
charatcer, and not real.
SJC
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