Favorite Shows-R.C.COLLINS
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country, especially if you're a young woman who is hot.
Especially if you're Ashley Simpson. Or Natalie Portman. We know from
him our country's great supremacy over the enemy.
Ready to eat his own guts.
If it flies it dies.
Here are some of the best RC bits..
[Callers ID'd by location until noted.]
"Ka-Boom Ka-Boom! People with chunks of skin coming off..that is
HILARIOUS!" R.C. commerisates Pearl Harbor anniversary the R.C.Collins
way as only R.C.Collins can, R.C.Collins can-"Ka-BOOM! That is
AWESOME!" Callers went their outrage. R.C.is sure grooming for post
-9/11/01 stardom two years before these.He then goes back to being a
more gnerally used you type..] Callers are from: Joshua Tree, Calif.,
Marietta, Georgia[?], and somewhere in North Carolina.[Originally
Aired on 12/07/99.]
"Let the Girls, and thus my Handicap be Handy"-R.C.Collins complains
about his handicap, taking advantage of female callers that he wants
calling in. Phil to R.C.:"FORGEDDABOUT JUMBO'S CLOWN ROOM"[Note:
"Jumbo's Clown Room" is a San Fernarndo Valley strip joint.]
[Originally aired on 7/31?/00].Callers: [Forgot most, except for that
last 19 year old girl driving in Santa Cruz.]
[From this point on callers named are given.]
"Violent FLICKS"- R.C. thinks his family's too kind on him and that
he, HIMSELF, needs DISCPLINE! As a Teenager--with a capital T-he needs
HELP! Agreement, but not in the same way he'd expected, follows.
Callers are all teenagers and almost all boys [with one girl].
Callers: Ron, Kevin,[??] Jessica.
[Originally Aired on 1/??/01.]
"Backstreet Boys is HARDCORE!!" R.C.thinks the NYSync, 98 degrees,
Scrubbed and Fresh, and Backstreet Boys are all hardcore. Teenage boys
[one of whose gender, the second one, R.C.questions] call in
disagreement! [Though they would be in more disagreement if it were
Hanson or Gwen Stefani or Spice Girls or for oldschool dept. The
Osmonds, given Backstreet Boys and Justin Timberlake's more recent
adoption by some legitiamt R&B folks]. R.C. then makes up the name
Chodilla [is this the first time that this name was used? It's of
course, a penis term] as a record label and fabricates his own
similiar bands like the Four Teens [For Teens, get it?] Like it when
R.C. slips up and calls the second caller, as mentioned at the top of
this paragraph/entry, "Laurie", thinking it is a girl that is calling,
when in reality it's a boy named "Lloyd" [NOT Bonafide!] who's
calling. Callers are Cole, Lloyd, Kevin, and a few others,.
[Originally Aired on 7/??/01.]
[From time R.C., post 9/11/01, is ready to do what showed the R.C.
Pearl Harbor show truly made an impact, by REALLY being a patrioiut,
now a cadet at Chatsworh.]
"Tawny Kitty, Kitty, Kitan! POW-that's tame ya"-1980s/90s comic
actress and short lived music video star Tawny Kitaen socked her
husband, a baseball player, so R.C. promises NO gals allowed--except
if they plan to be socked or are from a certain university, with
Commodant [Harvey] Wireman filling in. LOL "I Wish I was in Dixie".
Last caller Tammy is particularly upset. Callers includde Tammy.
[Originally aired on 4/05/02].
"Eminem melts in my mouth, so where's my dandy candy". Military Cadet
and devout Eminem [vis-a-vis Marshall Mathers vis-a-vis Slim Slady]
fan R.C.Collins demands his idol be on the air or no service! Callers
include one angry sargeant named Lee.[Originally Aired on 4/29/02.]
"We're number one, and Star Wars better be, too."-With "Star Wars: The
Attack of the Clones" [which was opening then] about to debut, R.C.
offers another outrageous ultimatium [which in his world go togther
and are NEVER mutually exclusive] that either the movie top the box
office [which it actually did] or he';ll risk topping the most anti-
patriotic teen list! He wanrs Natalie Portman's ass. [Originally aired
in Summer 2002.]
"Kobe Bryant's bettet than you are, so SHUT UP!" R.C. defends Kobe
Bryant, so wears a sexist tee shirt. Phil and callers ticked off.
[Forgot callers names.][Orginally Aired in 2003.]
"Ashes to Ashes to Ashlee Simpson"-R.C.'s enthusiastic about Ashlee
Simpson, UNLIKE his lesser opinion of her older sister Jessica
Simpson---so much so he and his cadets risk getting banned from a
store for rushingin, and knocking one of Ashlee's peers down and
getting her hurt. Famous lines:"Wouldn'tchu radder fight for a girl
that's hot?" "Why don'tcha just get some spinach and slide off,
Popeye". He demeans also Christina Aguilera and Britney Spears. Phil
[who like myself is a Christina fan!] defends them and wonders why
someone wouldn't fight for them. [Originally aired on 7/23/04.]
(c)cause I gotta give PROPER CREDIT...just in case Phil or someone
associated with him is READING..Premiere Networks & Siempre, Inc.