Is it true that anyone who brings up the name lobster girl will be
banned from any O&A controlled medium?
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No, that was Betho .. no that wasn't it .. oh yeah .. Betho has herpes ..
don't say anything or hmus will sue you.
diane
So, I'm going to take that as a yes, Anthony's girlfriend did blow some
dude named Spaz, on-air to save the life of a lobster. That was nice of
her.
So, any of you turdlings that keep bitching about Stern's "gag order" on
O&A care to bring up Lobster Girl to the boys and see what happens?
Thought not.
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> On Sun, 19 Mar 2006 06:28:05 -0500, "diane aka jewitch"
> <jewitch1re...@hotmail.com> wrote:
>
> >
> >"The Central Scrotinizer" <muds...@edgewater.com> wrote in message
> >news:mudshark-75723B...@news.giganews.com...
> >> Did Anthony's girlfriend really blow a guy named Spaz on-air to save a
> >> lobster?
> >
> >
> >No, that was Betho .. no that wasn't it .. oh yeah .. Betho has herpes ..
> >don't say anything or hmus will sue you.
> >diane
>
> I'm sorry Howard chose a hot blonde model over a stretched out grandma
> like you, Diane. I know it was your dream to fix up your hippiemobile
> and ride around the country panhandling and bathing in lakes with him.
> But maybe you can still live out your dream. I hear Jeff the Drunk is
> available.
Isn't if funny how it always comes back to Stern? It's like
communicating with a 2 year old. But i guess as pests, that's their job.
Intelligence is obviously not a prerequisite to be a pest.
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Blow a guy to save a lobster? Is she retarded?
Maybe that's how A finds his women? I could see the creative meeting...
"Okay, I want a chick who's not too bright and gives good head... What
kind of a bit can we come up with to bring this kind of woman out of the
woodwork?"
Then the after effect... "Hey Spaz, does she give good head? Yes? Cool,
you're fired, and if anyone brings up Lobster girl, they're banned for
all eternity..."
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For the record, the best I can come up with is that this might have
happened. At best, a female went into the closet with Spaz. What
really happened in there? I don't know for sure. I won't guess. I will
say this. A lot of people have a past. BTW, when did this supposedly
take place?
Oh, I agree about a lot of people have a past. I'm not busting on her...
She sounds nice :)
I'm not sure when exactly it happened, but I'm sure there are some pests
out there that could tell you. Or not... Apparently, no one is allowed
to talk about it because "it is not allowed on the show or certain fan
sites". Ask one of your buddies about Lobster Girl.
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I think I remember Antony saying something like, "That's right. I
believe in censoring anyone who is my enemy. I believe in censorship
when it benefits me." Oh no, sorry. That wasn't Anthony. Or Opie for
that matter.
I'm just trying to figure out if this incident was before or after a
tranny from PETA took his top off and had stern ogle him to save a
lobster.
Well then you should have no problems calling the O&A show tomorrow and
asking about Lobster Girl then, will you?
>
> I'm just trying to figure out if this incident was before or after a
> tranny from PETA took his top off and had stern ogle him to save a
> lobster.
No matter how far removed the topic is from Stern, It always come back
to him... You're smitten!
Good day, sir.
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I have no more need to ask about her as I do your
girlfriend/wife/boyfriend/whatever.
>> I'm just trying to figure out if this incident was before or after a
>> tranny from PETA took his top off and had stern ogle him to save a
>> lobster.
>
>
>No matter how far removed the topic is from Stern, It always come back
>to him... You're smitten!
>
>Good day, sir.
Yes, it comes back to stern leading from the back. O&A are imitating
stern by doing things before stern does them. An animal lover doing
what it takes to save an animal. I wonder how howard felt when he
learned he had dirty thoughts about a dude.
[http://www.lettuceladies.com/images/kaylaface.jpg]
http://www.furcommission.com/news/newsF05p.htm
PeTA employee Kayla Rae Worden started life as Kevin Worden. During a
2002 appearance on the Howard Stern Show, Kayla/Kevin stripped when he
threatened to kill insects and fish if the three PeTA-phile guests
didn't show him some boob. Kayla/Kevin was quick to reveal her set and
Howard complimented Kayla/Kevin on her commitment to the cause and her
"nice, natural breasts".
http://www.marksfriggin.com/news02/3-18.htm
PETA Chicks Do Wacky Stuff To Save Living Things. 3/20/02. 7:10am
Yeah, that shit was funny as hell, as long as you're comfortable with
your sexuality... And Howard didn't start dating he/she after the bit :)
But I think you're missing the bust. The girl came on the show, blew a
cast member, then Anthony started dating her and threatened to ban
anyone who brought up the Lobster Girl incident.
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No. You got it wrong, as always
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O&A always win in the end
Hoohoo always whines in the end
I'm not missing it. If your "significant other" had something in her
past, would like it if everybody kept mentioning it to you?
> "The Central Scrotinizer" <muds...@edgewater.com> wrote in message
> news:mudshark-75723B...@news.giganews.com...
> > Did Anthony's girlfriend really blow a guy named Spaz on-air to save a
> > lobster?
> >
> > Is it true that anyone who brings up the name lobster girl will be
> > banned from any O&A controlled medium?
>
> No. You got it wrong, as always
And as always, you're posts have zero substance.
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>So this is yet another bit that O&A stole from Howard? Figures.
From what I could gather, the spaz incident happened in 2000 and the
PETA dude incident happened in 2002. So by stern logic, yes, o&a
copied a stern bit before stern did it. We can add that to the list
that includes the Pat O'Brian uncensored tapes.
"The Central Scrotinizer" <muds...@edgewater.com> wrote in message
news:mudshark-901C33...@news.giganews.com...
> In article <441d9970$0$11984$c3e...@news.astraweb.com>,
> "Liberals love Twinks" <nos...@here.com> wrote:
>
>> "The Central Scrotinizer" <muds...@edgewater.com> wrote in message
>> news:mudshark-75723B...@news.giganews.com...
>> > Did Anthony's girlfriend really blow a guy named Spaz on-air to save a
>> > lobster?
>> >
>> > Is it true that anyone who brings up the name lobster girl will be
>> > banned from any O&A controlled medium?
>> >
>>
>> Blow a guy to save a lobster? Is she retarded?
>
But blow a goblin for cash is ok??
For one, she wasn't Ant's GF
Keep licking
> "The Central Scrotinizer" <muds...@edgewater.com> wrote in message
> news:mudshark-382482...@news.giganews.com...
> > In article <lfkTf.29621$ty4....@tornado.rdc-kc.rr.com>,
> > "The Cunning Linguist :Åž- Cmdr. Usenet OperAtions"
> > <the_wi...@yahooX.com> wrote:
> >
> > > "The Central Scrotinizer" <muds...@edgewater.com> wrote in message
> > > news:mudshark-75723B...@news.giganews.com...
> > > > Did Anthony's girlfriend really blow a guy named Spaz on-air to save a
> > > > lobster?
> > > >
> > > > Is it true that anyone who brings up the name lobster girl will be
> > > > banned from any O&A controlled medium?
> > >
> > > No. You got it wrong, as always
> >
> > And as always, you're posts have zero substance.
>
> For one, she wasn't Ant's GF
> Keep licking
Yeah, worse, he went for sloppy seconds, which is a quite a bit gnarlier.
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Unless your wife/girlfriend/boyfriend was a virgin when you met her,
are you going for sloppy seconds as well?
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Well, if I watched my wife/girlfriend/boyfriend blow a co-worker of
mine, that would pretty much be a deal breaker.
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So if your other had blown someone you knew before (s)he was your
other, it would be a deal breaker?
Yes. If some chick came into my work and blew one of my co-workers to
prevent him from having a lobster dinner, that would be a deal breaker.
Yessir. If she's done that, she's done worse.
Imagine if Lobster Girl was Beth O.
You wouldn't be singing this tune and you know it. None of you kooks
would.
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That's real? The sidekick's girlfriend actually blew a guy to save a
lobster? Maybe I am missing something.
You mean the sidekick blew a guy too?
> The Central Scrotinizer <muds...@edgewater.com> wrote in
> news:mudshark-1D7394...@news.giganews.com:
>
> > In article <odidnVMh4u3E3YDZ...@giganews.com>,
> > "diane aka jewitch" <jewitch1re...@hotmail.com> wrote:
> >
> >> "The Central Scrotinizer" <muds...@edgewater.com> wrote in message
> >> news:mudshark-75723B...@news.giganews.com...
> >> > Did Anthony's girlfriend really blow a guy named Spaz on-air to
> >> > save a lobster?
> >>
> >>
> >> No, that was Betho .. no that wasn't it .. oh yeah .. Betho has
> >> herpes .. don't say anything or hmus will sue you.
> >> diane
> >>
> >> >
> >> > Is it true that anyone who brings up the name lobster girl will be
> >> > banned from any O&A controlled medium?
> >> >
> >> > --
> >> > The Central Scrotinizer
> >
> >
> > So, I'm going to take that as a yes, Anthony's girlfriend did blow
> > some dude named Spaz, on-air to save the life of a lobster. That was
> > nice of her.
> >
> > So, any of you turdlings that keep bitching about Stern's "gag order"
> > on O&A care to bring up Lobster Girl to the boys and see what happens?
> >
> > Thought not.
> >
>
> That's real? The sidekick's girlfriend actually blew a guy to save a
> lobster? Maybe I am missing something.
To be fair, he wasn't dating her when she blew the guy, he waited til
after. Dizzzam.
"Kevin aka Spaz ã Known for recieving fellatio by Anthony's current
girlfriend Melinda on air, in an attempt to save a lobster from being
boiled. Hence the legend of "lobster girl".
"Lobster Girl - Listener named Melinda who came to the studio and
offered to perform oral sex on Spaz to save a lobster from being boiled.
She blew Spaz in a production studio on the air. Later posed nude in the
studio for pictures that were placed on the internet. Eventually started
dating Anthony, and is now his present girlfriend. Mentioning her by
name or that she performed fellatio on Spaz is not allowed on the show
or certain fan sites."
Kinda gnarly, huh?
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>That's real? The sidekick's girlfriend actually blew a guy to save a
>lobster? Maybe I am missing something.
Beth O hobbed Howie's knob to shake her wrists for Mastercard
Before she started dating stern? Yes, same tune.
A girl blowing her boyfriend. Ooooooooh, weird. Jackass.
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Becuase she loves him right ?
> On Mon, 20 Mar 2006 18:22:49 -0800, The Central Scrotinizer
> <muds...@edgewater.com> wrote:
>
> >In article <9eou12daolahr2p15...@fe03.buzzardnews.com>,
> > Hoody <ho...@email.com> wrote:
> >
> >> On Tue, 21 Mar 2006 01:09:32 GMT, Ghostfacekilla <no...@aspect.org>
> >> wrote:
> >>
> >> >That's real? The sidekick's girlfriend actually blew a guy to save a
> >> >lobster? Maybe I am missing something.
> >>
> >> Beth O hobbed Howie's knob to shake her wrists for Mastercard
> >
> >A girl blowing her boyfriend. Ooooooooh, weird. Jackass.
>
> Becuase she loves him right ?
I've had girlfriends blow me that weren't in love with me. Have your
gf's been in love with you before give you oral? (i'm making a big leap
here assuming you've had oral before)
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Oh fuck. I've been scrapping with Imus! Hilarious. The cover of Diane
threw me for a while. I knew I was debating with an old bag, but not
THEE old bag. Wait til I tell my friends in high school tomorrow!
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>In article <0epu12lg4enh9u12e...@fe03.buzzardnews.com>,
> Hoody <ho...@email.com> wrote:
>
>> On Mon, 20 Mar 2006 18:22:49 -0800, The Central Scrotinizer
>> <muds...@edgewater.com> wrote:
>>
>> >In article <9eou12daolahr2p15...@fe03.buzzardnews.com>,
>> > Hoody <ho...@email.com> wrote:
>> >
>> >> On Tue, 21 Mar 2006 01:09:32 GMT, Ghostfacekilla <no...@aspect.org>
>> >> wrote:
>> >>
>> >> >That's real? The sidekick's girlfriend actually blew a guy to save a
>> >> >lobster? Maybe I am missing something.
>> >>
>> >> Beth O hobbed Howie's knob to shake her wrists for Mastercard
>> >
>> >A girl blowing her boyfriend. Ooooooooh, weird. Jackass.
>>
>> Becuase she loves him right ?
>
>I've had girlfriends blow me that weren't in love with me.
I'm guessing that they were all sluts and bad people and tramps.
> On Mon, 20 Mar 2006 18:42:22 -0800, The Central Scrotinizer
> <muds...@edgewater.com> wrote:
>
> >In article <0epu12lg4enh9u12e...@fe03.buzzardnews.com>,
> > Hoody <ho...@email.com> wrote:
> >
> >> On Mon, 20 Mar 2006 18:22:49 -0800, The Central Scrotinizer
> >> <muds...@edgewater.com> wrote:
> >>
> >> >In article <9eou12daolahr2p15...@fe03.buzzardnews.com>,
> >> > Hoody <ho...@email.com> wrote:
> >> >
> >> >> On Tue, 21 Mar 2006 01:09:32 GMT, Ghostfacekilla <no...@aspect.org>
> >> >> wrote:
> >> >>
> >> >> >That's real? The sidekick's girlfriend actually blew a guy to save a
> >> >> >lobster? Maybe I am missing something.
> >> >>
> >> >> Beth O hobbed Howie's knob to shake her wrists for Mastercard
> >> >
> >> >A girl blowing her boyfriend. Ooooooooh, weird. Jackass.
> >>
> >> Becuase she loves him right ?
> >
> >I've had girlfriends blow me that weren't in love with me.
>
> I'm guessing that they were all sluts and bad people and tramps.
Quite the opposite. Good girls give head, too.
>
> >Have your
> >gf's been in love with you before give you oral? (i'm making a big leap
> >here assuming you've had oral before)
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>In article <qruu12llh3jrkbdia...@4ax.com>,
> SapperPest19 <b...@bob.com> wrote:
>
>> On Mon, 20 Mar 2006 18:42:22 -0800, The Central Scrotinizer
>> <muds...@edgewater.com> wrote:
>>
>> >In article <0epu12lg4enh9u12e...@fe03.buzzardnews.com>,
>> > Hoody <ho...@email.com> wrote:
>> >
>> >> On Mon, 20 Mar 2006 18:22:49 -0800, The Central Scrotinizer
>> >> <muds...@edgewater.com> wrote:
>> >>
>> >> >In article <9eou12daolahr2p15...@fe03.buzzardnews.com>,
>> >> > Hoody <ho...@email.com> wrote:
>> >> >
>> >> >> On Tue, 21 Mar 2006 01:09:32 GMT, Ghostfacekilla <no...@aspect.org>
>> >> >> wrote:
>> >> >>
>> >> >> >That's real? The sidekick's girlfriend actually blew a guy to save a
>> >> >> >lobster? Maybe I am missing something.
>> >> >>
>> >> >> Beth O hobbed Howie's knob to shake her wrists for Mastercard
>> >> >
>> >> >A girl blowing her boyfriend. Ooooooooh, weird. Jackass.
>> >>
>> >> Becuase she loves him right ?
>> >
>> >I've had girlfriends blow me that weren't in love with me.
>>
>> I'm guessing that they were all sluts and bad people and tramps.
>
>
>Quite the opposite. Good girls give head, too.
Ok. Thank you.
>>>>I've had girlfriends blow me that weren't in love with me.
>>>
>>>I'm guessing that they were all sluts and bad people and tramps.
>>
>>
>>Quite the opposite. Good girls give head, too.
>
>
> Ok. Thank you.
>
>
Twisting the subject away from the point doesn't fool anyone. Get back
to us when someone gets on air and asks about Spaz and Lobster Girl
without being dumped or you can admit that they would dump the call and
end this thread.
>They just don't do it on the radio, then pose for naked pictures for
>the internet.
Ok.
Wait, but Opie's sidekick is dating a listener? One who blew a guy on the
air? That's the part of the story I'm trying to wrap my head around.
Stern's right: radio guys are really skeevie.
Nor do they blow guys just so they won't eat a lobster. I'm gonna step
on an ant, can I fuck her ass?
Wait a minute. Now you're telling me that Opie hits the button whenever
anybody brings up the fact that the sidekick is dating a listener who blew
a guy just so he wouldn't eat a lobster? I'm not up on my Opie history.
This is fascinating stuff. Now, if they'd talk about it, I might listen
in. Who listens to Opie anyway? I haven't met one yet, except here.
Cool. Thanks for the post. It meant a lot to everyone that you took
the time to post.
Apparently not that many people listen. Here's a little proof: A buddy
of mine has had XM for a few years now... He is the epitome of the
Stern/O&A demographic (Hoody, it's pronounced eh-pit-oh-me, please keep
up). Anyway, he's been hounding me to see 40 Year Old Virgin, so I
finally watched it last night and this morning I emailed him and said
"You know how I know you're gay? You listen to Opie and Anthony" (this
is a scene from the movie, if you haven't seen it, where two friends are
busting on each other) He replied "You know how I know you're gay, you
pre-ordered Brokeback Mountain, and who the fuck are Opie and Anthony?"
Damn. He doesn't even know who they are and he's a total XM head. If O&A
can't even reach the demographics who are subscribed to them, how are
they going to reach those not subscribed? I guess if your biggest form
of advertisement is 10 bitch titted men stalking Howard Stern with flea
market signs, that's what happens.
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If you don't believe me, call in to the show :)
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>Apparently not that many people listen. Here's a little proof: A buddy
>of mine has had XM for a few years now... He is the epitome of the
>Stern/O&A demographic (Hoody, it's pronounced eh-pit-oh-me, please keep
>up). Anyway, he's been hounding me to see 40 Year Old Virgin, so I
>finally watched it last night and this morning I emailed him and said
>"You know how I know you're gay? You listen to Opie and Anthony" (this
>is a scene from the movie, if you haven't seen it, where two friends are
>busting on each other) He replied "You know how I know you're gay, you
>pre-ordered Brokeback Mountain, and who the fuck are Opie and Anthony?"
>
>Damn. He doesn't even know who they are and he's a total XM head. If O&A
>can't even reach the demographics who are subscribed to them, how are
>they going to reach those not subscribed? I guess if your biggest form
>of advertisement is 10 bitch titted men stalking Howard Stern with flea
>market signs, that's what happens.
Is this proof of something ?
Yep. It's the end. If my buddy hasn't heard of them, no one has ;)
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I got XM before they started and I first heard about them in this
newsgroup. I think they were on for almost a year before I even knew
where to find them.
Wow. That's all I can say. Wow. It took me about 2 minutes to pull up
the channel listings for both sirius and xm. It took you a year? Wow.
I hope you have dialup. Otherwise, you must not be too bright.
Mostly because they were on "premium" before they failed miserably,
later because I forgot who they were and didn't care that much about any
channels that weren't already on my presets. Since the XM was in my car
I never thought about the radio when I wasn't driving. I guess you
wouldn't understand anything unless it was an obsession.
> > Wow. That's all I can say. Wow. It took me about 2 minutes to pull up
> > the channel listings for both sirius and xm. It took you a year? Wow.
> > I hope you have dialup. Otherwise, you must not be too bright.
>
> Mostly because they were on "premium" before they failed miserably,
> later because I forgot who they were and didn't care that much about any
> channels that weren't already on my presets. Since the XM was in my car
> I never thought about the radio when I wasn't driving. I guess you
> wouldn't understand anything unless it was an obsession.
Not to mention, if you didn't buy your XM with O&A in mind, they'll very
easily get lost in the other 200+ stations... Why don't they have the
O&A channel?
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> because it will make it easier for XM to replace O&A when they get
> fired if they don't have their own channel.
bling bling!
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They are on the Ron and Fez channel.
Same reason they were put on premium.
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Because XM doesn't trust them? I'm being serious here...
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Yep. After the Boston incident and especially Sex for Sam 3, XM wanted
to cover their ass.
That's weaksauce. I just read they're even having trouble getting the
name High Voltage changed. Man, those cats get no respect.
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And XM does not give them the publicity they deserve.
I guess this is their first lesson that not everything is a hand-me-down.
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> Yes they do.
LOL
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>On Tue, 21 Mar 2006 21:54:01 -0800, The Central Scrotinizer
><muds...@edgewater.com> wrote:
>
>>In article <lfp122ho606ei6cdt...@4ax.com>,
>> SapperPest19 <b...@work.com> wrote:
>
>>> Same reason they were put on premium.
>
>>Because XM doesn't trust them? I'm being serious here...
>
>Yep. After the Boston incident and especially Sex for Sam 3, XM wanted
>to cover their ass.
So why are are OFF the premium now ?
Becuase they proved the show was something that XM should make
available to the entire platform.
"We went from having a show that was syndicated in 17 major markets to
having a few thousand listeners." Opie - In regards to being put on
premium.
They proved that not enough people would listen to sustain them.
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>"We went from having a show that was syndicated in 17 major markets to
>having a few thousand listeners." Opie - In regards to being put on
>premium.
>
>They proved that not enough people would listen to sustain them.
So they were put on the premium becuase they were failures.
Then they were taken off the premium becuase they were failures.
Which one ?
Regurgitate what you hear on the clone show much?
>> So they were put on the premium becuase they were failures.
>> Then they were taken off the premium becuase they were failures.
>> Which one ?
>
>Regurgitate what you hear on the clone show much?
Way to not answer.
They were put on premium because XM thought they could shill the pest
army out of an extra $2 a month. To your guys credit no one bought into
it, well, a "few thousand" did, as Opie said, but that wasn't enough.
And to O&A's credit, as fucked up as XM treats them, they are good
enough for XM to not just let them dry up and blow away on a Premium
station virtually no one would pay for, hence bringing them into the
fold.
It's not they failed, you guys just didn't buy into it. Good for you.
You already pay for the service, why pay extra on top of that. I love
the Soprano's, but it HBO started charging an extra fee every month just
for their show, no matter how nominal the fee, I'd tell them to go eat a
bowl of dicks.
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Way to shit the bed while I just posted your answer.
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Answered 100 times already, way not to understand logic.
But if no one was listening why not just fire them ? They took them
off the premium and extended their contract.
>Hoody wrote:
>
>> On Wed, 22 Mar 2006 14:49:20 GMT, Tim Donohoe <tdon...@aol.com>
>> wrote:
>>
>>
>>>>So they were put on the premium becuase they were failures.
>>>>Then they were taken off the premium becuase they were failures.
>>>>Which one ?
>>>
>>>Regurgitate what you hear on the clone show much?
>>
>>
>> Way to not answer.
>
>Answered 100 times already, way not to understand logic.
Cut and paste the answer becuase I can't seem to find it.
A transparent tactic to avoid a question is to say it's already been
answered.
>>But if no one was listening why not just fire them ? They took them
>>off the premium and extended their contract.
>
>The same reason your mom only let her abortion coathanger penetrate
>through half your brain
What reason is that ?
>...and to see if they would be any more popular
>with XM listeners if they didn't have to pay for them. And they're
>not, so enjoy them until their contract runs out.
"They're not" - please cite your source.
>On Wed, 22 Mar 2006 13:51:48 -0500, Hoody <ho...@email.com> wrote:
>
>>On Wed, 22 Mar 2006 17:16:20 GMT, Boom <m...@nnn.com> wrote:
>>
>>>>But if no one was listening why not just fire them ? They took them
>>>>off the premium and extended their contract.
>>>
>>>The same reason your mom only let her abortion coathanger penetrate
>>>through half your brain
>>
>>What reason is that ?
>
>They felt sorry for them because it wasn't their idea to have an extra
>charge to listen to them,
They felt sorry for them ? Is that a real answer ?
> Of course, just like XM realizing that O&A still can't draw subs
Why didn't they fire them ?
>If O&A were drawing anywhere near the subs they claim, XM would be
>paying them Oprah money and featuring them in all their advertising.
What do they claim ?
Where is all the Howie advertising from Sirius ? I guess he is not
doing as well as Sirius claims.
> Wait, but Opie's sidekick is dating a listener? One who blew a guy on the
> air? That's the part of the story I'm trying to wrap my head around.
Has anyone confirmed or denied the story? Did the girl who Anthony is
dating blow Spaz?
> In article <Xns978DB5D63D7CBar...@207.115.17.102>,
> Ghostfacekilla <no...@aspect.org> wrote:
>
>> The Central Scrotinizer <muds...@edgewater.com> wrote in
>> news:mudshark-307338...@news.giganews.com:
>>
>> > In article
>> > <0epu12lg4enh9u12e...@fe03.buzzardnews.com>,
>> > Hoody <ho...@email.com> wrote:
>> >
>> >> On Mon, 20 Mar 2006 18:22:49 -0800, The Central Scrotinizer
>> >> <muds...@edgewater.com> wrote:
>> >>
>> >> >In article
>> >> ><9eou12daolahr2p15...@fe03.buzzardnews.com>,
>> >> > Hoody <ho...@email.com> wrote:
>> >> >
>> >> >> On Tue, 21 Mar 2006 01:09:32 GMT, Ghostfacekilla
>> >> >> <no...@aspect.org> wrote:
>> >> >>
>> >> >> >That's real? The sidekick's girlfriend actually blew a guy to
>> >> >> >save a lobster? Maybe I am missing something.
>> >> >>
>> >> >> Beth O hobbed Howie's knob to shake her wrists for Mastercard
>> >> >
>> >> >A girl blowing her boyfriend. Ooooooooh, weird. Jackass.
>> >>
>> >> Becuase she loves him right ?
>> >
>> > I've had girlfriends blow me that weren't in love with me. Have
>> > your gf's been in love with you before give you oral? (i'm making a
>> > big leap here assuming you've had oral before)
>> >
>>
>> Wait, but Opie's sidekick is dating a listener? One who blew a guy
>> on the air? That's the part of the story I'm trying to wrap my head
>> around.
>>
>> Stern's right: radio guys are really skeevie.
>
> If you don't believe me, call in to the show :)
>
Opie's not on where I live. Never has been.
> On Tue, 21 Mar 2006 23:53:24 GMT, Ghostfacekilla <no...@aspect.org>
> wrote:
>
>>SapperPest19 <b...@bob.com> wrote in
>>news:9kpv12ptpns1dokh7...@4ax.com:
>>
>>> On Tue, 21 Mar 2006 05:00:20 GMT, Boom <m...@nnn.com> wrote:
>>>
>>>>On Mon, 20 Mar 2006 22:50:49 -0600, SapperPest19 <b...@bob.com>
wrote:
>>>>
>>>>>On Mon, 20 Mar 2006 20:23:12 -0800, The Central Scrotinizer
>>>>><muds...@edgewater.com> wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>>In article <qruu12llh3jrkbdia...@4ax.com>,
>>>>>> SapperPest19 <b...@bob.com> wrote:
>>>>>>
>>>>>>> On Mon, 20 Mar 2006 18:42:22 -0800, The Central Scrotinizer
>>>>>>> <muds...@edgewater.com> wrote:
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> >In article
>>>>>>> ><0epu12lg4enh9u12e...@fe03.buzzardnews.com>,
>>>>>>> > Hoody <ho...@email.com> wrote:
>>>>>>> >
>>>>>>> >> On Mon, 20 Mar 2006 18:22:49 -0800, The Central Scrotinizer
>>>>>>> >> <muds...@edgewater.com> wrote:
>>>>>>> >>
>>>>>>> >> >In article
>>>>>>> >> ><9eou12daolahr2p15...@fe03.buzzardnews.com>,
>>>>>>> >> > Hoody <ho...@email.com> wrote:
>>>>>>> >> >
>>>>>>> >> >> On Tue, 21 Mar 2006 01:09:32 GMT, Ghostfacekilla
>>>>>>> >> >> <no...@aspect.org> wrote:
>>>>>>> >> >>
>>>>>>> >> >> >That's real? The sidekick's girlfriend actually blew a
guy
>>>>>>> >> >> >to save a lobster? Maybe I am missing something.
>>>>>>> >> >>
>>>>>>> >> >> Beth O hobbed Howie's knob to shake her wrists for
>>>>>>> >> >> Mastercard
>>>>>>> >> >
>>>>>>> >> >A girl blowing her boyfriend. Ooooooooh, weird. Jackass.
>>>>>>> >>
>>>>>>> >> Becuase she loves him right ?
>>>>>>> >
>>>>>>> >I've had girlfriends blow me that weren't in love with me.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> I'm guessing that they were all sluts and bad people and tramps.
>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>>Quite the opposite. Good girls give head, too.
>>>>>
>>>>>Ok. Thank you.
>>>>
>>>>They just don't do it on the radio, then pose for naked pictures for
>>>>the internet.
>>>
>>> Ok.
>>>
>>
>>Nor do they blow guys just so they won't eat a lobster. I'm gonna
step
>>on an ant, can I fuck her ass?
>
> Cool. Thanks for the post. It meant a lot to everyone that you took
> the time to post.
>
No problem, "Superpest". Was that name bestowed upon you in some sort
of ceremony where dicks get sucked?
> On Wed, 22 Mar 2006 04:28:12 GMT, Tim Donohoe <tdon...@aol.com>
> wrote:
>
>>The Central Scrotinizer wrote:
>>
>>> In article <Xns978DB660AA6Dar...@207.115.17.102>,
>>> Ghostfacekilla <no...@aspect.org> wrote:
>>>
>>>
>>>>Tim Donohoe <tdon...@aol.com> wrote in
>>>>news:2ULTf.22004$X.6813@news-wrt- 01.rdc-nyc.rr.com:
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>>SapperPest19 wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>I've had girlfriends blow me that weren't in love with me.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>I'm guessing that they were all sluts and bad people and tramps.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>Quite the opposite. Good girls give head, too.
>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>>Ok. Thank you.
>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>Twisting the subject away from the point doesn't fool anyone. Get
>>>>>back to us when someone gets on air and asks about Spaz and Lobster
>>>>>Girl without being dumped or you can admit that they would dump the
>>>>>call and end this thread.
>>>>
>>>>Wait a minute. Now you're telling me that Opie hits the button
>>>>whenever anybody brings up the fact that the sidekick is dating a
>>>>listener who blew a guy just so he wouldn't eat a lobster? I'm not
>>>>up on my Opie history. This is fascinating stuff. Now, if they'd
>>>>talk about it, I might listen in. Who listens to Opie anyway? I
>>>>haven't met one yet, except here.
>>>
>>>
>>> Apparently not that many people listen. Here's a little proof: A
>>> buddy of mine has had XM for a few years now... He is the epitome of
>>> the Stern/O&A demographic (Hoody, it's pronounced eh-pit-oh-me,
>>> please keep up). Anyway, he's been hounding me to see 40 Year Old
>>> Virgin, so I finally watched it last night and this morning I
>>> emailed him and said "You know how I know you're gay? You listen to
>>> Opie and Anthony" (this is a scene from the movie, if you haven't
>>> seen it, where two friends are busting on each other) He replied
>>> "You know how I know you're gay, you pre-ordered Brokeback Mountain,
>>> and who the fuck are Opie and Anthony?"
>>>
>>> Damn. He doesn't even know who they are and he's a total XM head. If
>>> O&A can't even reach the demographics who are subscribed to them,
>>> how are they going to reach those not subscribed? I guess if your
>>> biggest form of advertisement is 10 bitch titted men stalking Howard
>>> Stern with flea market signs, that's what happens.
>>>
>>
>>I got XM before they started and I first heard about them in this
>>newsgroup. I think they were on for almost a year before I even knew
>>where to find them.
>
> Wow. That's all I can say. Wow. It took me about 2 minutes to pull up
> the channel listings for both sirius and xm. It took you a year? Wow.
> I hope you have dialup. Otherwise, you must not be too bright.
>
Nobody here in Chicago knows who Opie or his sidekick are.
> In article <Ee5Uf.215$TV1...@news-wrt-01.rdc-nyc.rr.com>,
> Tim Donohoe <tdon...@aol.com> wrote:
>
>> > Wow. That's all I can say. Wow. It took me about 2 minutes to pull
>> > up the channel listings for both sirius and xm. It took you a year?
>> > Wow. I hope you have dialup. Otherwise, you must not be too bright.
>>
>> Mostly because they were on "premium" before they failed miserably,
>> later because I forgot who they were and didn't care that much about
>> any channels that weren't already on my presets. Since the XM was in
>> my car I never thought about the radio when I wasn't driving. I guess
>> you wouldn't understand anything unless it was an obsession.
>
> Not to mention, if you didn't buy your XM with O&A in mind, they'll
> very easily get lost in the other 200+ stations... Why don't they have
> the O&A channel?
>
You mean they don't have their own channel? I thought they're supposed to
be a big deal. I didn't know XM had a "Who Gives a Shit" channel.
> In article <ooo122lgotnhgom9c...@4ax.com>,
> Boom <m...@nnn.com> wrote:
>
>> On Tue, 21 Mar 2006 21:37:51 -0800, The Central Scrotinizer
>> <muds...@edgewater.com> wrote:
>>
>> >In article <Ee5Uf.215$TV1...@news-wrt-01.rdc-nyc.rr.com>,
>> > Tim Donohoe <tdon...@aol.com> wrote:
>> >
>> >> > Wow. That's all I can say. Wow. It took me about 2 minutes to
>> >> > pull up the channel listings for both sirius and xm. It took you
>> >> > a year? Wow. I hope you have dialup. Otherwise, you must not be
>> >> > too bright.
>> >>
>> >> Mostly because they were on "premium" before they failed
>> >> miserably, later because I forgot who they were and didn't care
>> >> that much about any channels that weren't already on my presets.
>> >> Since the XM was in my car I never thought about the radio when I
>> >> wasn't driving. I guess you wouldn't understand anything unless it
>> >> was an obsession.
>> >
>> >Not to mention, if you didn't buy your XM with O&A in mind, they'll
>> >very easily get lost in the other 200+ stations... Why don't they
>> >have the O&A channel?
>>
>> because it will make it easier for XM to replace O&A when they get
>> fired if they don't have their own channel.
>
> bling bling!
>
Just curious. What IS the name of the channel Opie is on? And please
don't say "WHIV" I'm serious, I want to know.
> The Central Scrotinizer wrote:
>
>> In article <Ee5Uf.215$TV1...@news-wrt-01.rdc-nyc.rr.com>,
>> Tim Donohoe <tdon...@aol.com> wrote:
>>
>>
>>>>Wow. That's all I can say. Wow. It took me about 2 minutes to pull
>>>>up the channel listings for both sirius and xm. It took you a year?
>>>>Wow. I hope you have dialup. Otherwise, you must not be too bright.
>>>
>>>Mostly because they were on "premium" before they failed miserably,
>>>later because I forgot who they were and didn't care that much about
>>>any channels that weren't already on my presets. Since the XM was in
>>>my car I never thought about the radio when I wasn't driving. I guess
>>>you wouldn't understand anything unless it was an obsession.
>>
>>
>> Not to mention, if you didn't buy your XM with O&A in mind, they'll
>> very easily get lost in the other 200+ stations... Why don't they
>> have the O&A channel?
>>
>
> They are on the Ron and Fez channel.
>
And who the fuck are Ron and Fez? Do all lame radio guys have to come
in pairs? Rick and Nick, Ron and Mike, Pinky and the fucking Brain.
Serious question, what's that all about?
By the way, this guy CBS put on in Chicago, "Rover"? He's so bad it's
hard to believe. I'm pretty sure DoubleA's show was better than Rover.
All the people that call in to the show have to say "Yo, Rover" and
"Chicago loves you" or "Cleveland loves you" or they don't get on the
air. It's the lamest fucking thing you've ever heard, these little
catch phrases they're trying to foist off on listeners. And the show
is so sloppy that you hear listeners who won't follow the script get
dumped. They must figure that anyone who's not playing along is going
to bust on Rover and how weak he is.
> In article <3tp1229gjp2ep0nvs...@4ax.com>,
> SapperPest19 <b...@work.com> wrote:
>
>> On Tue, 21 Mar 2006 21:54:01 -0800, The Central Scrotinizer
>> <muds...@edgewater.com> wrote:
>>
>> >In article <lfp122ho606ei6cdt...@4ax.com>,
>> > SapperPest19 <b...@work.com> wrote:
>> >
>> >> On Tue, 21 Mar 2006 21:37:51 -0800, The Central Scrotinizer
>> >> <muds...@edgewater.com> wrote:
>> >>
>> >> >In article <Ee5Uf.215$TV1...@news-wrt-01.rdc-nyc.rr.com>,
>> >> > Tim Donohoe <tdon...@aol.com> wrote:
>> >> >
>> >> >> > Wow. That's all I can say. Wow. It took me about 2 minutes to
>> >> >> > pull up the channel listings for both sirius and xm. It took
>> >> >> > you a year? Wow. I hope you have dialup. Otherwise, you must
>> >> >> > not be too bright.
>> >> >>
>> >> >> Mostly because they were on "premium" before they failed
>> >> >> miserably, later because I forgot who they were and didn't care
>> >> >> that much about any
>> >> >> channels that weren't already on my presets. Since the XM was
>> >> >> in my car I never thought about the radio when I wasn't
>> >> >> driving. I guess you wouldn't understand anything unless it was
>> >> >> an obsession.
>> >> >
>> >> >Not to mention, if you didn't buy your XM with O&A in mind,
>> >> >they'll very easily get lost in the other 200+ stations... Why
>> >> >don't they have the O&A channel?
>> >>
>> >> Same reason they were put on premium.
>> >>
>> >> Posted Via Usenet.com Premium Usenet Newsgroup Services
>> >> ----------------------------------------------------------
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>> >> ----------------------------------------------------------
>> >> http://www.usenet.com
>> >
>> >Because XM doesn't trust them? I'm being serious here...
>>
>> Yep. After the Boston incident and especially Sex for Sam 3, XM
>> wanted to cover their ass.
>>
>> Posted Via Usenet.com Premium Usenet Newsgroup Services
>> ----------------------------------------------------------
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>
> That's weaksauce. I just read they're even having trouble getting the
> name High Voltage changed. Man, those cats get no respect.
>
Whoa, whoa. Are you telling me that their station is called "high
voltage"? Who thought that one up? Lobster Girl?
Look at me! I never even heard these fags and I already know all the
cool inside lingo. Can I be like, a lieutenant now? I understand
recruitment isn't going so well.
> On Tue, 21 Mar 2006 22:16:27 -0800, The Central Scrotinizer
> And XM does not give them the publicity they deserve.
>
If you were XM, would you spend money on publicity for somebody that
sucks so bad? They're just in a holding pattern until something better
comes along.
It sounds more like they're off premium because they just weren't premium
content. If people were signing up to pay the extra buck, do you think
they'd change the plan?
Why is that hard for you to understand, Hoody? They failed on premium so
they were taken off because nobody would pony up the extra dough (that's
gangster talk for money). Again, if people were willing to pay extra money
to hear Opie, do you for one second think they would have taken them off
premium?
On satellite, you can leave somebody on even if they only have a few
listeners, unless they're the franchise the way Stern is. They took
them off premium because nobody would pay extra for them, and they
extended their contract because they don't cost that much and they've
got channels to fill.
> On Wed, 22 Mar 2006 13:51:48 -0500, Hoody <ho...@email.com> wrote:
>
>>On Wed, 22 Mar 2006 17:16:20 GMT, Boom <m...@nnn.com> wrote:
>>
>>>>But if no one was listening why not just fire them ? They took them
>>>>off the premium and extended their contract.
>>>
>>>The same reason your mom only let her abortion coathanger penetrate
>>>through half your brain
>>
>>What reason is that ?
>
> They felt sorry for them because it wasn't their idea to have an extra
> charge to listen to them, just like your mom realized that it wasn't
> your fault she got knocked up. Of course, just like XM realizing that
> O&A still can't draw subs and was sorry they gave them a chance, your
> mom feels the same way about you when she sees you frozen in front of
> her computer.
>
>>>...and to see if they would be any more popular
>>>with XM listeners if they didn't have to pay for them. And they're
>>>not, so enjoy them until their contract runs out.
>>
>>"They're not" - please cite your source.
>
> If O&A were drawing anywhere near the subs they claim, XM would be
> paying them Oprah money and featuring them in all their advertising.
>
If they were more popular, their fans would be on the Opie fan site
instead of here. Since there's nothing happening at opie.com, they have
to come over here because Stern is the pinnacle of radio. Notice that
the opie army doesn't march around Mancow's building, or do they?
>On Wed, 22 Mar 2006 14:24:10 -0500, Hoody <ho...@email.com> wrote:
>
>>On Wed, 22 Mar 2006 19:00:13 GMT, Boom <m...@nnn.com> wrote:
>>
>>>On Wed, 22 Mar 2006 13:51:48 -0500, Hoody <ho...@email.com> wrote:
>>>
>>>>On Wed, 22 Mar 2006 17:16:20 GMT, Boom <m...@nnn.com> wrote:
>>>>
>>>>>>But if no one was listening why not just fire them ? They took them
>>>>>>off the premium and extended their contract.
>>>>>
>>>>>The same reason your mom only let her abortion coathanger penetrate
>>>>>through half your brain
>>>>
>>>>What reason is that ?
>>>
>>>They felt sorry for them because it wasn't their idea to have an extra
>>>charge to listen to them,
>>
>>They felt sorry for them ? Is that a real answer ?
>
>All their whining on the air about it made XM brass feel sorry for
>them.
Do you really believe that ? That they made business decisions based
on feeling sorry ? Be honest with yourself.
>
>>> Of course, just like XM realizing that O&A still can't draw subs
>>
>>Why didn't they fire them ?
>
>They will, but hey, just like Stern and everyone else in radio says,
>you have to give a new show 18 months to find an audience. Their 18
>months is over.
So why haven't they been fired ?
Does Howie's 14 months or shilling count towards that ?
>>What do they claim ?
>
>Apparently they claim they have more listeners than Stern because I've
>heard them say they do.
apparently ?
>>Where is all the Howie advertising from Sirius ? I guess he is not
>>doing as well as Sirius claims.
>
>RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT! Don't make me laugh, Doody.
That was not an answer. Why isn't Sirius advertising Howie ? do they
feel sorry for him ?
Sirius doesn't need to advertise Stern. Not when he's showing up on
Letterman, Hannity, and just about every news show in the country. I
must have missed the night Opie was on Letterman.
And it sounds like Sirius is growing pretty well without spending the
money on adverts. Better they put the money on the air. I hear they
have Nascar now. Didn't they used to be on XM? But don't worry, XM has
Oprah. Oprah! Man, what am I gonna do if I can't hear OPRAH on the
radio? Hey all you Opie fans, are you excited about Oprah coming to XM?
Cool. Thanks for the post. It meant a lot to everyone that you took
the time to post.