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GW

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Sep 4, 2003, 7:43:14 PM9/4/03
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Jim Dutton wrote:
>GW wrote:
>>Jim Dutton wrote:

[CHANEY KOOKS OUT, SENDING LETTERS TO MRS. JAMES DUTTON]

>>> Steve we'd like more letters to laugh at and be sure to use 4 stamps
>>> or we won't accept it.
>>> Oh and the post where I said I smoke cigs and pot really got me in trouble
>>> Hoooweeeee. To funny. I'm giggeling like a young school girl.

>>How about your good friend Steve, Kim?
>>Taking it offline, albeit in the most inept manner possible.
>>Vald Street Basement's ex-shrew filed a lawsuit over stuff
>>like that.
>>Don't bother answering. You're a retard, like your retard
>>friends. Anything you say will be stupid, evasive or both.

> Two more today when I got home. Each one sent with 4 stamps.
> The boy ain't smart.
> Somebody must have rubbed his face in shit real good.

> -Jeem, $1.36 X 3 I'd never spend that much on chaney. I'm flattered
> to bad he's obese.

WTF.

What's wrong, Chaney, your wife finally wise up and leave
you on the verge of delivering your child, and you need to
try to ruin somebody else's life?

miguel

ps 38

pps GRIFFINTHAL --> MORON

John Griffin

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Sep 4, 2003, 8:19:48 PM9/4/03
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GW <the...@newsguy.com> wrote:

Ruin Dutton's life?! There is no "down" from where that fucking
chickenshit is.

You sorry little fools ought to get together and try to surround
a clue so one of you can catch it.

dizzy

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Sep 4, 2003, 8:45:28 PM9/4/03
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On 5 Sep 2003 00:19:48 GMT, John Griffin <thathi...@yahooie.com>
wrote:

>> What's wrong, Chaney, your wife finally wise up and leave
>> you on the verge of delivering your child, and you need to
>> try to ruin somebody else's life?
>
>Ruin Dutton's life?! There is no "down" from where that fucking
>chickenshit is.
>
>You sorry little fools ought to get together and try to surround
>a clue so one of you can catch it.

Still a clueless box of rocks, eh GriffinTHAL?

GW

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Sep 4, 2003, 9:20:47 PM9/4/03
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dizzy wrote:
>John GriffinTHAL wrote:

>>> What's wrong, Chaney, your wife finally wise up and leave
>>> you on the verge of delivering your child, and you need to
>>> try to ruin somebody else's life?

>>Ruin Dutton's life?! There is no "down" from where that fucking
>>chickenshit is.

>>You sorry little fools ought to get together and try to surround
>>a clue so one of you can catch it.

>Still a clueless box of rocks, eh GriffinTHAL?

Dumber than a pair of sunglasses.

miguel

ps absolutely, 100% NOT GUILTY

GW

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Sep 4, 2003, 9:19:45 PM9/4/03
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John GriffinTHAL squealed:

If you're lucky, you'll stay on Chaney's good side and he
won't write letters to the woman in your life -- you call
her mom, right?

miguel

ps GriffinTHAL --> S T U P I D

tjab

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Sep 5, 2003, 8:42:31 AM9/5/03
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In article <u1nflvg059toup3fb...@4ax.com>,

dizzy <di...@nospan.com> wrote:
>On 5 Sep 2003 00:19:48 GMT, John Griffin <thathi...@yahooie.com>
>wrote:
>>
>>You sorry little fools ought to get together and try to surround
>>a clue so one of you can catch it.
>
>Still a clueless box of rocks, eh GriffinTHAL?

Ah, the grand tradition of "I'm not a ______, you're the ______."

(Translated into soc.singlesese, that's "I'm not a _____, your the _____.")


Jim Dutton

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In article <69jflvcfb1qboktsk...@4ax.com>,

All's a can say I can't say's no more is he spent the laborday weekend
printing out posts going back to the eighties in color and using up stamps
like he won the medical envelope stuffer x-games gold.

He's into this by about 30 bucks considering the price of color print
cartridges even if they are the generic needle in cartridge variety.

That poor negelected women.

-Jeem, My wife says I have bad habits. But she knows she can't tell me what to
do so doesn't bother. Steve your dress looks lovely today.

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alt.bonehead.steve-chaney FAQ

Table of Contents

1. Who is Steve Chaney?
2. Why is he hated by almost everyone?
3. Is Chaney a loser?
4. Is Chaney obese?
5. How long has be been making an ass of himself on usenet?
6. Does he really have a girlfriend?
7. What other names does he go by?
8. What qualifies Steve as a net loon?
9. Was Chaney thrown out of school?
10. Did Chaney threaten his ex-girlfriend?
11. Is Chaney insane?
12. Is Chaney a welcher?
13. Is Chaney a stalker?
14. What does Chaney think of Shakespeare?
15. What does Shakespeare think of Chaney?
16. Does Chaney have a learning disability?
17. Why does Steve Chaney have his own newsgroup?
18. Is Steve Chaney insanely jealous of Brad Pitt?
19. Where can i learn more about Steve Chaney?
20. Where can i learn more about Chaney's girlfriend?
21. What is my final advice for Steve Chaney?
22. What will happen to Chaney if he does not take my advice?
23. What Does Steve Chaneys friends say about him?

****

1. Who is Steve Chaney?

Steve Chaney is the official loser of soc.singles. When he isn't shoving
his foot in his mouth on soc.singles he squanders his time playing Quake,
farting around on IRC, watching Highlander, drooling over Japanese
cartoons and creating web pages devoted to these extremely productive
activities among which are such diverse elements as:

http://www.clandenial.org
http://www.self-acceptance.org

2. Why is he hated by almost everyone?

He is that most annoying of creatures: The total failure who thinks he
knows it all. Everywhere he goes he can be seen offering worthless advice
on subjects he knows nothing about. He thinks he is terribly clever.
Combine this mediocre intellect with a total lack of any wit or charm and
you have a potent combination that led him to be dubbed the Natural Born
Troll.

He is particulary hated on soc.singles:

Steve's participation in soc.singles is characterized by four things:
(1) he professes to hate all snigglers [regular participants in
soc.singles], yet he is always seeking to prove that he is the equal
of a sniggler; (2) he attempts, endlessly, to advise others who are
obviously more intelligent, successful, and happier than he about how
to become an unhappy failure just like him; (3) he argues with
everything any sniggler tells him, but mysteriously months later the
advice he received is the advice he is now giving. He claims, however,
that it's his own; and (4) documentation. Steve claims to be the king
of documenting claims. However, his feeble attempts at documenting his
claims either prove nothing or prove the opposite of what he's
arguing.
---- From: m...@oz.net (Mike)
Message-ID: <3456834b....@news.oz.net>

Important revision (1999/2/10):
Originally I believed that Chaney was not hated for his politics.
However Daniel Mocsny (dmo...@mfm.com) has argued convincingly that
within the culture of soc.singles social conservatives are anathema
especially if they are anti-abortion.
So my fiscal conservatism or tree's opposition to high taxes or Dawn's
pro-gun stance not inspiring the same degree of opprobrium as Chaney does
not mean that conservatism is acceptable there.
On soc.singles it is indeed possible to be politically incorrect.

3. Is Chaney a loser?

Yes.
He is a fat slob.
He is in denial about being a fat slob.
His girlfriend is a fat slob.
His previous long-distance girlfriend was a fat slob.
He lived with his mommy til he was 25 years old.
Like many losers he hates and envies those doing better than he is.
He whines constantly.
He blames social forces for his own failures and inadequacies.
His idea of dating advice is to brag about how you eat Ramen Noodles but
plan to learn to cook for your wife (whine, grovel, whine)
He is almost universally despised everywhere he posts.
He enjoys many loser hobbies including listening to Rush Limbaugh and Dr.
Laura, babbling on IRC, playing Quake, watching and obsessing over
shallow
TV shows, and producing garish, clumsily constructed web pages about the
above loser topics. (see question 1.)

4. Is Chaney obese?

Yes. He claims he weighs 230 pounds and is 5 foot 11 inches tall.

>Tokeman wrote:
>>I challenge you to post your current weight and body fat percentage.
>
230lbs; I haven't got a bodyfat percentage figure yet.
---- gun...@crl.crl.com (Steve Chaney)
Message-ID: <6cu62m$o...@crl.crl.com>

He had managed to lose about 10 pounds in six months as of 3/98. At this
rate he might attain a healthy weight in about two and a half years.
However his recent reticence about posting his current weight might be an
indication that he has failed to make any progress since the last update.
I would also note that the original claim in this FAQ that he was
morbidly obese may have been in error. Steve's BMI is over 30 but it is
not 40. Recently Crash Street Kidd helpfully pointed out that a BMI of 40
is the threshold of morbid obesity. Of course he never said a peep about
it before but better late than never.
Any further data on the medical definition of morbid obesity would be
helpful.

However:

Tokeman wrote:
>Jim Dutton wrote:
> > Said the 5'6" 330 lb lump of lard.
>
> Jeem, what is your source of those numbers?
> I am revising the alt.bonehead.steve-chaney FAQ and I am trying to
resolve
> this mystery once and for all.

I've been suspicious about that all along. My suspicions were
heightened when the letter from his ex girlfriend (Toni?) was included
in the bonehead faq - wherein she states "He weighs close to 300
lbs..."
---- Leanne R Campbell <lrca...@hsc.vcu.edu>
- Message-ID: <Pine.A41.3.96.990207...@taurus.vcu.edu>

It is possible that Steve has been lying about this all along.
However Jeem admits his figure is a guess so it should also be taken with
a grain of cheesy poof flavoring:

>> >Tokeman wrote:
>> >> Jim Dutton wrote:
>> >> > Said the 5'6" 330 lb lump of lard.
>> >>
>> >> Jeem, what is your source of those numbers?

Off the top of my head. I figure we might as well all be making crap up.
Trish is a crack whore. Chaney is an expert on dating. I have seen him
and one of his low self esteem victims pictures tho. The numbers are not
far off
Pictures don't lie.

---- j...@MCS.COM (Jim Dutton)
- Message-ID: <79pdd0$2c5v$1...@Mercury.mcs.net>

My apologies to Steve for saying he was MORBIDLY obese for the past year
based on an erroneous definition.
In future I shall not take John Fereira's (ja...@cornell.edu) word on
anything.

Incidentally - how's the diet going chubs?

5. How long has be been making an ass of himself on usenet?

Since the summer of 1992 -- at least that's when I first noticed him
waddling
into talk.abortion.
---- pat...@io.com (Patrick L. Humphrey)
Message-ID: <szksotv...@pentagon.io.com>

6. Does he really have a girlfriend?

Unknown. He claims to. He says she is 180 pounds and 5 foot 5 inches tall
ie obese.

7. What other names does he go by?

Gunhed. Tunastankboy. Airplane Boy. PropellerBoy. The Hamster. Anime.
Lordfeff. SharonFan. Richie Ryan. Gund00d. fatcrack. Eric Cartman.
Readingdisabilityboy. Pat Bastard. Mailbomber. Pelican Gullet. Welchboy.
Anal plug. Stebo Spnako. Fuckhead.

8. What qualifies Steve as a net loon?

He is mentioned in the net.legends FAQ as a noted talk.abortion wacko.
His qualifications are also bound to be on display in any thread where he
is at work.

9. Was Chaney thrown out of school?

It is widely claimed that he flunked out of college. This may be
usenet legend only. Hopefully someday Steve will clear this whole
thing up.
---- From: m...@oz.net (Mike)
Message-ID: <3456834b....@news.oz.net>

Chaney wrote:
>I, on the other hand, have been asked to explain the claim that I was
>thrown out of college. Seeing as I never was, what can I say? Jim,
mind
>you, will never provide any documentation showing I was ever thrown out
of
>college, because it never happened.

Hmmm Your ex -fiancee who glows now that she's married to what she
refers
to as "a real man" states you were unable to maintain a "c" average and
were
thrown out of school.
---- j...@MCS.COM (Jim Dutton)
Message-ID: <69vnn6$85i$1...@Jupiter.Mcs.Net>

10. Did Chaney threaten his ex-girlfriend?

Absolutely without a doubt, first hand knowledge, yes.
---- Ben Tersian <ter...@modwiz.com>
Message-ID: <344CA4EC...@modwiz.com>

We have her firsthand testimony as well:

>Date: Wed, 31 May 1995 19:21:16 -0600 (MDT)
>From: What happens if I press THIS button? <ana...@math.enmu.edu>
>To: Talk-List <talk...@leba.net>
>Subject: This is the side of Tawnya that GunHed won't tell anyone.
(snip)
>There was a lot that caused me to no longer want to be with Steve. Some
>of it was the fact that he was too .. rigid. To me, he had no sense of
>humour and he took all my questions to be personal attacks. Yes, I
>admit that I was a bitch to him for the last year. That's because I did
>not want to be with him. Since April of '94, I told him that I wanted
>out of the relationship. But he wouldn't let me go. He refused to let
>me leave him even though he knew I wasn't happy with him. So, I started
>arguments at any opportunity I could. I made his life a living hell
>trying to get him to let me go, but he wouldn't.
(snip)
>It was almost fateful the night that Steve and I got into a monstrous
>argument. It was a stupid argument over which wordprocessor was better:
>WordPerfect 6.0 for DOS or MS-Word6.0. For nearly 2 hours, we argued.
>Finally, Steve cut the "TALK" session that we were holding at 6:58pm,
>MST, on Thursday, March 9th. Since I had a class at 7, I simply logged
>out and went to class. I came back at 10pm, MST, and there was a very
>nasty letter in my box saying that I "fucked up" and he was leaving me
>because "he was tired of my bullshit and how I was treating him like
>shit". It was then that I realized that I was finally free of him. I
>didn't leave him, he left me.
(snip)
>Monday morning when I went back online, I found out that Steve had
>started spreading that I cheated on him. I tell you this. I did not
>cheat on him. It was not until the 10th of March, the day AFTER Steve
>left me, that I finally agreed to go out with John. AFTER he had left
>me.
>
>Then, he swore to me that if I did not leave John then he would come
>after me with a shotgun. Now that seems a little farfetched as he won't
>come to New Mexico, where I have always lived and he also swore that if
>I came to California, then he would have a shotgun ready for me and/or
>have me arrested.
>
>But for what? I never once said that I would go see him, and I don't
>think that he owns all of California. He has threatened to do too many
>things to me, anything from Netdeath to reality death. And this hasn't
>been just because I left him, but because I wasn't lett him control me
>any longer.
>
>When he came here in January of '94, it was a happy time. Until I saw
>that he lived for control. I went on IRC one night just to check my
>mail and to say Hi to anyone I knew, I was kicked off by a dork who had
>taken over #talk. But because I didn't go into catatonics, Steve went
>crazy.
>
>He stomped around my room with fists clenched and there was a wild look
>in his eyes. Now I'm 6' and weigh approximately 200 (give or take 5
>lbs) lbs and I know how to defend myself. However, I was afraid of what
>Steve was going to do as he slammed his fist against the wall (which
>caused it to boom out loudly) and I knew that if he were to strike me, I
>wouldn't be in a good position to do anything against him considering
>he's 6'0 and weighs nearly 300lbs. Basically, I was not safe with him,
>or so I felt.
>
>Probably by now, all of you are bored stiff. I admit that this is not
>what you designed this talk-list for. But please, realize this. I did
>NOT cheat on Steve. He dumped me and there was someone here who was
>willing to go out with me. John is here, with me, in the same area as I
>am. He's not pushing marriage on me. Steve was going to make me either
>have his children or raise them, whereas I didn't want either. Also,
>John shares my love for animals, whereas Steve would rather seem them as
>roadkill.
(snip)
>I leave the judgement up to God's hands, as we humans are too flawed to
>judge ourselves. Only the Purest may decide.
>
>Toni A. Anaya

11. Is Chaney insane?

Yes.

12. Is Chaney a welcher?

Chaney offered to meet any sniggler on at the sniggler's locale and on
his terms to engage in a "pickup" contest. When his offer was
accepted, he revoked it.
---- From: m...@oz.net (Mike)
Message-ID: <3456834b....@news.oz.net>

13. Is Chaney a stalker?

I'd say so, seeing as he's been promising for the past five years to
confront
me at my workplace -- Rice University -- for my alleged racism (and,
whether
he admits it or not, for nothing more than being pro-choice and a parent
_and_
grandparent). Funny thing is, even now that he's making tons of alleged
money, he _still_ can't figure out how to get from Los Angeles to Houston
to
do his confronting.
----pat...@io.com (Patrick L. Humphrey)
Message-ID: <szksotv...@pentagon.io.com>

He is a netstalker. He mercilessly hounded Trish Roberts and accused
her of being a crackhead.
---- From: m...@oz.net (Mike)
Message-ID: <3456834b....@news.oz.net>

14. What does Chaney think of Shakespeare?

Generally, the LOWLIEST of Japanese cartoons have a deeper plot and more
creativity, than the very BEST of William Shakespeare's plays.
---- gun...@crl.crl.com (Steve Chaney)

and time has not diminished his idiocy:

Liliolanus wrote:
>Steve Chaney (gun...@surf.side.net) :
>> Question:
>> I do however wonder why most Americans could give a rat's ass about
>> such a presumed prestigious fellow as Shakespeare, who but for the
>> help of a few fans who rediscovered and redistributed his work, would
>> have never amounted to anything. Shakespeare is big shit with the
>> literary academia, and with students trying to get through the
>> bullshit english lit classes
>
>Yo Steve - this opinion about Shakespeare? You know how much I
>respect this opinion about Shakespeare? I respect it like I respect
>
>the common cry of curs, whose breath I hate
>as reek o' th' rotten fens, whose loves I prize
>As the dead carcasses of unburied men
>That do corrupt my air: I banish you.

- From: wey...@teleport.com (Lydia van der Weyden)
Message-ID: <3957aec0....@news.teleport.com>
Date: Mon, 26 Jun 2000
References: <2c12fd335fb7aaf9...@anon.xg.nu>
<396c6a48...@news.earthlink.net>
<MPG.13be05ef9...@news.cis.dfn.de>

15. What does Shakespeare think of Chaney?

"Think him a great way fool, solely a coward"
-- All's Well That Ends Well, I,1
"A whoreson beetle-headed, flap-ear'd knave!"
-- "Taming of the Shrew", IV,1

15b. What would ol' Will say to him if he were on the internet?

"Hang, cur! hang, you whoreson, insolent noisemaker!"
-- The Temptest, I,1
"A pox o' your throat, you bawling, blasphemous, incharitable dog!"
-- same

---- contributed by the...@inlink.com (The_Doge of St. Louis)
Message-ID: <thedoge-0111970153330001@ppp-207-193-20-
62.stlsmo.swbell.net>

16. Does Chaney have a learning disability?

Unsure, he was placed in a special school as a child for a learning
disability.
---- Ben Tersian <ter...@modwiz.com>
Message-ID: <344CA4EC...@modwiz.com>

Most of your difficulties here stem from your own misunderstandings and
poor reading and comprehension skills. The classic example was when you
claimed to have seen Seth's plate at a gathering, at a time when he was
3,000 miles away. The plate in question actually belonged to someone
named Keith (and was so marked), but you were so convinced that Seth was
there to torment you that you imagined his presence, as verified by his
---- m...@news.pe.net (Michael K. Lerch)
Message-ID: <7lils0$uj$1...@magnolia.pe.net>

17. Why does Steve Chaney have his own newsgroup?

Because he's a bonehead of course!

18. Is Steve Chaney insanely jealous of Brad Pitt?

Sure looks that way:

"Fortunately I know enough women who don't like him, that Brad Pitt
doesn't bother me. There's too many Brad Pitt's to get jealous of
them all."

"I don't like very much of this sick and twisted, narrow-minded,
MTV-poisoned, Brad Pitt and Claudia Schiffer, you're-a-nice-guy-but,
women can be victims but men have to suck it all up and yet we call
this equality society."

"The same is true of good looking guys. Look at Brad Pitt (ick)."

"But I do have to admit, I personally have seen the "I have to be in
love first..." and then Brad Pitt's picture comes on the tube and it's
all "I'd love to be with him!" (and you know what that means)."

"I have to love him before I bed him - OOH there's Brad Pitt I'd love
to take him home!".

"Tut tut tut. What evidence do you have that Brad Pitt *IS* smart?"

"Brad Pitt is the worst actor to have ever existed. Jerry's kids
could do better than he can!"

"I love Brad Pitt's role as an insane asylum inmate in '12 Monkeys.'
It was so fitting."

"Rarely does any other country's women give a whit about David
Hasselhoff or Brad Pitt."

"For many women, conversational skills basically constitute how much
you know about sports and Brad Pitt, or how many jokes you can tell."

"They watch soap operas and think Brad Pitt is the be all and end all
of mankind - of course there is that rebellious "Long Live Tom Cruise"
splinter group."

"They may be desperate for a Brad Pitt Man, mind you, but they're
desperate."
---- gun...@crl.crl.com (Steve Chaney)

19. Where can i learn more about steve chaney?

http://www.pat-acceptance.org

20. Where can i learn more about chaney's girlfriend?

http://www.fatchicksinpartyhats.com

but seriously you can judge for yourself whether or not stebe is a
desperate loser by perusing the followink actual photographs of his
female equivalent in her natural habitat:

http://www.ejeem.com/p.jpg
http://www.ejeem.com/i.jpg
http://www.ejeem.com/g.jpg

21. Whats this stuff about Chaney being a pedophile?

Chaney often makes pedophile comments about his antagonists children.
On 5 occasions he has failed to accept offers to repeat said comments
to the face of parents of these children. He appears proud of his extensive
history of being a snivelling coward.

22. What is my final advice for Steve Chaney?

Commit suicide.
Ditch the boybra.

23. What will happen to Chaney if he does not take my advice?

Listen up Steve, this is your life:
Here's what will happen to you. You will get older and each year you will
get fatter. Your inactivity and reclusiveness will make you more and more
repulsive. If you're LUCKY this obese sow you're porking will deteriorate
at the same rate and have just as few options as you do. You will have
sex about once every two weeks, then once a month, then every other
month. You will fall into a rut at a job paying a little more than the
average income. You will spend endless hours watching TV and playing
video games. Time will slip away. And then one day you will be
contemplating your life. And you will feel a terrible emptiness as you
look back at the horrible void that was your existence. You'll shiver not
knowing why. And then the grim reaper will reach out and erase you from
the world and they'll bury you and no one will remember and no one will
care because in your 42 years you never, ever, no not ever, not even
once, did anything bold or interesting or original.
The End.

24. Why Steve Chaneys supporters say he's insane:

What Steve Chaneys most adament supporter says about him:
In article <3D5BDB06...@shoggoth.net>,
Subject: Re: Speaking of columbine
Date: Thu Aug 15 11:47:02 CDT 2002
Kthulah <kth...@shoggoth.net> wrote:
The answer as to the whys would be:
Because he was already sick, and people (some who even stated that he
was sick) pushed him and pushed him until he snapped.
I don't push crazy people.
There's a reason I don't talk to certain people here. There's a reason
that if I do talk to certain other people here, it's very light or very
constructive. Whatever may go on in your little world, I've seen people
go over the edge.

Original Author jackie 'anakin' tokeman

lies are stebe's only avenue to access his ultimate ambition .. which
is prety much just to perceive himself as a glowing hero.
- cb


Jim Dutton

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In article <Xns93ECAFA8CC31Ath...@130.133.1.4>,

lol. Banjo picking mommas boy your mom say your mac&cheesy is done get on up
stairs.

>You sorry little fools ought to get together and try to surround
>a clue so one of you can catch it.

You still dating that homosexual wheelchair guy in new orleans that utilizes
gay escorts?

You to old grey haired banjo pickers deserve to be left alone. It's nobodys
business but your own that the smell of fece is like perfume for you girls.

-Jeem, HTH concave chested mommas boy

=========================================================================
Visit a homepage:
www.bishopdutton.org
Read about the internets biggest kook/pedophile/obese/
chronicly unemployed/women beater. ie the worst of the internet:
gunh...@pacbell.net
http://www.pat-acceptance.org
Feed blobbi the psychopath a hog
http://pat-acceptance.org/bobbi.html

=========================================================================
**whoop whoop chany alert**
now me, i wouldnt call chanby a philistine.

he's a fanboy. an angry one ... much like the angry ape in the passage
from Measure For Measure that i quoted above. and accordingly we see
chabny once again adopting the cartoontoothed battle-postures of Quake
Arena in order to give his inferiority complex a temporary boner, a
sad, tiny, angry, miniature boner that will last long enough to drop
doomed legacyless chanbyseed across multiple pages of the japanese
preteen rape comix that he holds so defensively close to his heart.
-cb

Why Steve Chaneys most adament supporter says he's insane:

GW

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tj...@wam.umd.edu (tjab) wrote:

>This post brought to you by the society of dried up
>old gimps who inhabit alt.fan.oj-simpson.

BelGAY, I agree with this part of the post.

miguel

tjab

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Sep 5, 2003, 12:03:34 PM9/5/03
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In article <49ahlvgb66ik20mdq...@4ax.com>,

Call the papers, "miguel" agrees with himself.


John Griffin

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Sep 5, 2003, 11:57:39 PM9/5/03
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Wow! You haven't posted that one for weeks! Glad to see you
were able to look it up and repeat it.


>
>>You sorry little fools ought to get together and try to
>>surround a clue so one of you can catch it.
>
> You still dating that homosexual wheelchair guy in new
> orleans that utilizes gay escorts?

Damn! The chickenshit child molester was able to find and
repost two of his infantile remarks!

> You to old grey haired banjo pickers deserve to be left
> alone. It's nobodys business but your own that the smell
> of fece is like perfume for you girls.
>
> -Jeem, HTH concave chested mommas boy

Holy shit! The cretin found four of his remarks and managed to
repeat them! The spirochettes must be away on vacation.



GW

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Sep 6, 2003, 12:35:06 AM9/6/03
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John Griffin <thathi...@yahooie.com> wrote:

Does your momma help you with your flames, momma's boy?

Momma's basement at 60?

Vald, take heart.

miguel

ps: griffinthal: stupid

John Griffin

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Sep 6, 2003, 1:54:52 AM9/6/03
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tj...@wam.umd.edu (tjab) wrote:

Glib little cretins, aren't they?

John Griffin

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Sep 6, 2003, 7:37:28 AM9/6/03
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GW <the...@newsguy.com> wrote:

Holy Shit! The bimbos "think" alike! Who would have expected
that?! Two fucking idiots write the same inane comments over
and over, and then one of them has to reassure the other that
their minds share the same dysfunction. I suppose the Belway
Bimbo is on pins and needles waiting to see if chickenshit
Dutton agrees, since he hasn't posted one of his little variants
of the same infantile stuff for hours.

tjab

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Sep 6, 2003, 9:34:59 AM9/6/03
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In article <Xns93EDE874AC0FDth...@130.133.1.4>,

If there's a dictionary between the lot of them, they're
probably crowded around it now trying to come up with an
answer to that.

GW

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Sep 6, 2003, 5:16:39 PM9/6/03
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bf...@FreeNet.Carleton.CA (Chris Belway) wrote:

>tjab (tj...@wam.umd.edu) writes:
>> In article <Xns93EDE874AC0FDth...@130.133.1.4>,
>> John Griffin <thathi...@yahooie.com> wrote:
>>>tj...@wam.umd.edu (tjab) wrote:
>>>
>>>> In article <u1nflvg059toup3fb...@4ax.com>,
>>>> dizzy <di...@nospan.com> wrote:
>>>>>On 5 Sep 2003 00:19:48 GMT, John Griffin
>>>>><thathi...@yahooie.com> wrote:
>>>>>>
>>>>>>You sorry little fools ought to get together and try to
>>>>>>surround a clue so one of you can catch it.
>>>>>
>>>>>Still a clueless box of rocks, eh GriffinTHAL?
>>>>
>>>> Ah, the grand tradition of "I'm not a ______, you're the
>>>> ______."
>>>>
>>>> (Translated into soc.singlesese, that's "I'm not a _____,
>>>> your the _____.")
>>>
>>>Glib little cretins, aren't they?
>>
>>

>> Shut up, dumbass griffinthal. You are as stupid
>> as everyone says, you moron.
>>
>>
>
>
>Toller Cranston, I agree wth Tom Jabine's post.
>
>John Griffin is stupid.
>
>
>HTH
>
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>========================================================================
> Steatopygias's 'R' Us. doh#0000000005 That ain't no Hottentot.
> Sesquipedalian's 'R' Us. ZX-10. DoD#564. tbtw#6. s.s.m#8. There ain't no more
> If a kid asks where rain comes from, I think a cute thing to tell him is,
>"God is crying." And if he asks why God is crying, another cute thing to tell
>him is, "Probably because of something you did." - Jack Handey
>========================================================================
>
>
This is an excellent sig, griffinTHAL.

Too bad you're stupid, griffinTHAL.

GW

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Sep 6, 2003, 5:26:31 PM9/6/03
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John Griffin <thathi...@yahooie.com> wrote:

>I'm a glib little cretins, aren't I?

Yes.

Also, you're STUPID.

HTH

ps you're stupid

GW

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Sep 6, 2003, 5:33:32 PM9/6/03
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John Griffin <thathi...@yahooie.com> wrote:

Y=0

HTH stupidarse griffinTHAL

GW

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Sep 6, 2003, 5:37:54 PM9/6/03
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Chris Belway wrote:
>tjabenthal writes:
>> John GriffinTHAL stupidarse wrote:

>>>tjabenthal wrote:
>>>> In article <u1nflvg059toup3fb...@4ax.com>,
>>>> dizzy <di...@nospan.com> wrote:

>>>>>Still a clueless box of rocks, eh GriffinTHAL?
>>>> Ah, the grand tradition of "I'm not a ______, you're the
>>>> ______."

>>>> (Translated into soc.singlesese, that's "I'm not a _____,
>>>> your the _____.")

>>>Glib little cretins, aren't they?

>> Shut up, dumbass griffinthal. You are as stupid


>> as everyone says, you moron.

>Toller Cranston, I agree wth Tom Jabine's post.

BelGAY, you misspelled JabineTHAL.

>John Griffin is stupid.

BelGAY, you misspelled griffinTHAL

Otherwise, I fully agree with this post.

>HTH

>========================================================================
> Steatopygias's 'R' Us. doh#0000000005 That ain't no Hottentot.
> Sesquipedalian's 'R' Us. ZX-10. DoD#564. tbtw#6. s.s.m#8. There ain't no more
> If a kid asks where rain comes from, I think a cute thing to tell him is,
>"God is crying." And if he asks why God is crying, another cute thing to tell
>him is, "Probably because of something you did." - Jack Handey
>========================================================================

I also agree with this .sig.

HTH

miguel

ps griffinTHAL --> STUPIDARSE

Jim Dutton

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Sep 8, 2003, 1:54:58 PM9/8/03
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In article <Xns93EDD495511A7th...@130.133.1.4>,

Said the old banjo picker who posts 24X7 and actual does live in his
mothers basement and date a wheelchair bound homersexual.

>> lol. Banjo picking mommas boy your mom say your mac&cheesy
>> is done get on up stairs.
>
>Wow! You haven't posted that one for weeks! Glad to see you
>were able to look it up and repeat it.

No comment on how the truth hurts egh! he he.

>>>You sorry little fools ought to get together and try to
>>>surround a clue so one of you can catch it.
>>
>> You still dating that homosexual wheelchair guy in new
>> orleans that utilizes gay escorts?
>
>Damn! The chickenshit child molester was able to find and
>repost two of his infantile remarks!

Notice griffenthals admission.

>> You to old grey haired banjo pickers deserve to be left
>> alone. It's nobodys business but your own that the smell
>> of fece is like perfume for you girls.
>>
>> -Jeem, HTH concave chested mommas boy
>
>Holy shit! The cretin found four of his remarks and managed to
>repeat them! The spirochettes must be away on vacation.

Great cumback mommas boy.

-Jeem he sure taught me

========================================================================
http://www.ejeem.com BIZARRE T-SHIRTS Angel 2001 LCD/Freak
GSXR1300R 2000 Hayabusa's 'R' Us. Wide World Wheels 97 TJ Mudder
Sesquipedalian's 'R' Us. DoD#564. tbtw#6. s.s.m#8. There ain't no more
"The illegal we do immediately. The unconstitutional takes a little long
er. " -- Henry Kissinger
========================================================================

Jim Dutton

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Sep 8, 2003, 2:06:56 PM9/8/03
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In article <Xns93EE2E63E5E58th...@130.133.1.4>,

Dear Concave chested banjo picker. Saying "he talk baby talk he talk baby
talk" in no way refutes the charges:

1. You are dating a wheelchair bound fudgpacker who when you're not there
licking out his bed pan he is using a gay escort service.

2. You are 60+ and actually do live in your mothers basement and steal money
from her purse so you and you're drugged out whino son can remain on crack.

3. You are a shakey concave chested coward to frightened to post
his Mommies address where you reside, or even meet with local snigglahs
because you so often get laughed at and pointed out in real life.

4. You've repeatedly stated you want to suck dfooks dick.

5. He has told you he looks forward to it

-Jeem, HTH Palsy pete

GW

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Sep 8, 2003, 2:38:37 PM9/8/03
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Jim Dutton wrote:
>John GriffinTHAL stopped to wipe the semen dripping
>from his well worn ass, counted the quarters his john
>gave him, then wrote as best he could:
>>GW wrote:
>>> tjab minced:
>>>>dizzy wrote:
>>>>>John GriffinTHAL mewled:

Alt.fan.oj-simpson no=j's: RETARDS.

miguel

ps griffinTHAL, you're stupid and a coward.

pps nice sig jeem

John Griffin

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Sep 8, 2003, 9:18:05 PM9/8/03
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j...@panix.com (Jim Dutton) wrote:

> [ same as usual ]

> -Jeem, HTH Palsy pete

BWAAAAAAAAAAAA<choke>AAAAHA<gasp>HAHA<retch>HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

You don't get it. You aren't supposed to make yourself look
that fucking lame and stupid. The normal people are here to do
that for you. What an incredibly dumb fucker you are.

Dutton probably hurt himself slapping himself on the back after
writing that.

Okay, finally I feel sorry for a soc.singles cretin again. It's
been a long time since we've seen anything as vacuous as Patrick
Holley.

GW

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Sep 9, 2003, 12:39:12 AM9/9/03
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John Griffin <thathi...@yahooie.com> wrote:

GriffinTHAL --> Y=0 learning curve.

miguel

ps you're stupid griffinTHAL

John Griffin

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Sep 9, 2003, 5:18:42 AM9/9/03
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GW <the...@newsguy.com> wrote:

This will have to serve as your moment of my attention for
today. Cherish it, as always, and beg for more.


Jim Dutton

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Sep 9, 2003, 11:44:22 AM9/9/03
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In article <eamqlvskvvkrgb03d...@4ax.com>,

His posts are like trying to read a retard. No wonder he lives at home
in his sixties and hsi kid having no guidance in life ended up on skid row.

Nice job GriffinTHAL.

Your moms calling. Wants to know where the dollar in her purse went.

-Jeem, I hear you can see through your chest

========================================================================
http://www.ejeem.com BIZARRE T-SHIRTS Angel 2001 LCD/Freak
GSXR1300R 2000 Hayabusa's 'R' Us. Wide World Wheels 97 TJ Mudder
Sesquipedalian's 'R' Us. DoD#564. tbtw#6. s.s.m#8. There ain't no more

"Don't I have the right to do what I want with my own money?" --
Matthew 20:15
========================================================================

GW

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Sep 9, 2003, 12:46:20 PM9/9/03
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John GriffinTHAL wrote:
>GW wrote:
>> John GriffinTHAL wrote:
>>>Jim Dutton wrote:

>>>> [ same as usual ]

>>>> -Jeem, HTH Palsy pete

Your failure to deny that you are in your 60's and live with
your momma whilst your kids are on skid row is duly noted.

Hi Sharon.

Talk big on usenet?

GriffinTHAL, you can try to do that.

But there's a problem.

You are stupid.

miguel

ps STUPID

tjab

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Sep 9, 2003, 1:30:07 PM9/9/03
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In article <4q0slvsb6691mccdd...@4ax.com>,

a.k.a. the human marionette

Steve Chaney, aka Papa Gunnykins ®

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Sep 9, 2003, 2:06:47 PM9/9/03
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Has anyone yet caught onto the fact that Memorial Day is in September
according to Jim Dutton?

And how about that giant Earthquake that moved Irving Park all the way west
from Chicago to California. I felt that one.

Oh wait, that was my dog humping Jim's wife.


-- Steve
漱滌`偕爻,虜,齯滌`偕內
Steve Chaney
gunh...@vegetus.pacbell.net
Remove "Vegetus." to get my real email address
See the soc.singles HALL OF STUPID: http://member.newsguy.com/~gunhed/hallofstupid

"Hey Rauni. How's Vivian? DEAD?"
- Mike Cranston, gloating over the violent death of a woman's daughter
Message-ID: <vtkijv0l47la81t9s...@4ax.com>

NR is my kicktoy and he won't copy this .sig when he tries to forge me :)

John Griffin

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Sep 9, 2003, 8:27:41 PM9/9/03
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Manipulable cretin GW <the...@newsguy.com> wrote:

> John GriffinTHAL wrote:

>>This will have to serve as your moment of my attention for
>>today. Cherish it, as always, and beg for more.
>
> Your failure to deny that you are in your 60's and live with
> your momma whilst your kids are on skid row is duly noted.

The toothless little pup sits up and begs on command.

John Griffin

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Sep 9, 2003, 8:29:45 PM9/9/03
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j...@panix.com (Chickenshit Jim Dutton) wrote:

> His posts are like trying to read a retard.

Dutton pretends he can read all by himself. What's
next...pretending he's a real man?!

GW

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Sep 9, 2003, 9:24:51 PM9/9/03
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John Griffin <thathi...@yahooie.com> wrote:

60?
Momma's basement?
Talking about somebody else not being a real man?

Who knew, griffinTHAL, who knew?

GW

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Sep 9, 2003, 9:24:03 PM9/9/03
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John GriffinTHAL stopped to think, then wrote as best he
could:

Parsimony is your friend, moron. I seem to be training you
well.

miguel

Steve Chaney, aka Papa Gunnykins ®

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Sep 11, 2003, 2:35:39 PM9/11/03
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On 9 Sep 2003 19:42:32 -0700, cranstonTHAL
<cranstonT...@newsguy.com> wrote:

>In article <Xns93F1B151953B4th...@130.133.1.4>, John Griffin
>says...

>Even he is compared to me.

Whoever is doing these parodies of Mike owes me a new monitor.

John Griffin

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Sep 12, 2003, 4:59:13 AM9/12/03
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gunh...@vegetus.pacbell.net (Steve Chaney, aka Papa Gunnykins Ž) wrote

I suppose everyone has heard about that little kid
Dutton cornered at the paintball store where he works
as a janitor.

Dutton (whips it out - takes two tries): "Hey, kid, do you
know what this is?"

Kid: "Yeah, it's a weewee."

Dutton: "No, this is a dick."

Kid: "I've seen dicks, and I've seen weewees.
Trust me, that's a weewee."

GW

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Sep 12, 2003, 11:09:45 AM9/12/03
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theonetru...@hotmail.com (John Griffin) wrote:

Today, griffinTHAL, calling you stupid is a compliment.

miguel

ps y<0

Steve Chaney, aka Papa Gunnykins ®

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Sep 15, 2003, 5:36:24 PM9/15/03
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On 12 Sep 2003 01:59:13 -0700, theonetru...@hotmail.com (John
Griffin) wrote:

>gunh...@vegetus.pacbell.net (Steve Chaney, aka Papa Gunnykins ®) wrote


>
>I suppose everyone has heard about that little kid
>Dutton cornered at the paintball store where he works
>as a janitor.
>
>Dutton (whips it out - takes two tries): "Hey, kid, do you
>know what this is?"
>
>Kid: "Yeah, it's a weewee."
>
>Dutton: "No, this is a dick."
>
>Kid: "I've seen dicks, and I've seen weewees.
>Trust me, that's a weewee."

LOL
Fuck, my fingers were too weak to type for a whole minute from laughing so
hard.

And you owe me a new monitor.


-- Steve
º¤º°`°º¤ø,¸¸,ø¤º°`°º¤º

Admiral Amerriker

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Sep 16, 2003, 2:29:42 AM9/16/03
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On Mon, 15 Sep 2003 21:36:24 +0000, Steve Chaney, aka Fatta Biggykins ®
wrote:

> On 12 Sep 2003 01:59:13 -0700, theonetru...@hotmail.com (John
> Griffin) wrote:
>
>>gunh...@vegetus.pacbell.net (Steve Chaney, aka Papa Gunnykins ®) wrote
>>
>>I suppose everyone has heard about that little kid
>>Dutton cornered at the paintball store where he works
>>as a janitor.
>>
>>Dutton (whips it out - takes two tries): "Hey, kid, do you
>>know what this is?"
>>
>>Kid: "Yeah, it's a weewee."
>>
>>Dutton: "No, this is a dick."
>>
>>Kid: "I've seen dicks, and I've seen weewees.
>>Trust me, that's a weewee."
>
> LOL

> Fuck, my fingers were too greasy from all the lube I was using in my
> detestable threesome with GAYDO and Yolanda Ballard.
>
> And Rauni owes me another double cheeseburger - with BACON.


Steve Darth Choad Chaney, is this here post a poorly disguised personal ad?


No homo-erotic wideload obese personal ads in all of Usenet, DORK!!


>
>
> -- 38

John Griffin

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Sep 16, 2003, 9:24:38 AM9/16/03
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Admiral Amerriker <thead...@beer.com> wrote
> On Mon, 15 Sep 2003 21:36:24 +0000, Steve Chaney, aka Fatta Biggykins Ž

> wrote:
>
> > On 12 Sep 2003 01:59:13 -0700, theonetru...@hotmail.com (John
> > Griffin) wrote:
> >
> >>gunh...@vegetus.pacbell.net (Steve Chaney, aka Papa Gunnykins Ž) wrote

> >>
> >>I suppose everyone has heard about that little kid
> >>Dutton cornered at the paintball store where he works
> >>as a janitor.
> >>
> >>Dutton (whips it out - takes two tries): "Hey, kid, do you
> >>know what this is?"
> >>
> >>Kid: "Yeah, it's a weewee."
> >>
> >>Dutton: "No, this is a dick."
> >>
> >>Kid: "I've seen dicks, and I've seen weewees.
> >>Trust me, that's a weewee."
> >
> > LOL
> > Fuck, my fingers were too greasy from all the lube I was using in my
> > detestable threesome with GAYDO and Yolanda Ballard.
> >
> > And Rauni owes me another double cheeseburger - with BACON.

> Steve Darth Choad Chaney, is this here post a poorly disguised personal ad?

> No homo-erotic wideload obese personal ads in all of Usenet, DORK!!

Damn, whatever whipped this poor little chickenshit must
have been gruesome to watch! I can imagine a sad little
misfit being reduced to a quivering, slobbering, sobbing
blob because he can't think of anything to say, but what
could beat him down far enough so that all he can do is
alter quotes?! This must be what happens when someone
starts off as a fucking idiot and descends from there.
What hilarious irony, that kind of sorry little turd
calling someone else a dork. I know he's just a standard
soc.singles cretin with a typical little soc.singles
"weewee," but this is sad.

It's especially funny that he tries to pass off his
fag fantasy as someone else's. He'd get so excited
he'd pee in his hand if he really saw a faggot ad.

I bet he puffed up with pride and gloated to all the
other little kids when he wrote "Fatta Biggykins Ž."
Holy shit. Poor fuckin' lamer.

Canader Canader

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Sep 16, 2003, 11:26:57 AM9/16/03
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Admiral Amerriker <thead...@beer.com> wrote in message news:<pan.2003.09.16....@beer.com>...

> On Mon, 15 Sep 2003 21:36:24 +0000, Steve Chaney, aka Fatta Biggykins ®
> wrote:
>
> > On 12 Sep 2003 01:59:13 -0700, theonetru...@hotmail.com (John
> > Griffin) wrote:
> >
> >>gunh...@vegetus.pacbell.net (Steve Chaney, aka Papa Gunnykins ®) wrote
> >>
> >>I suppose everyone has heard about that little kid
> >>Dutton cornered at the paintball store where he works
> >>as a janitor.
> >>
> >>Dutton (whips it out - takes two tries): "Hey, kid, do you
> >>know what this is?"
> >>
> >>Kid: "Yeah, it's a weewee."
> >>
> >>Dutton: "No, this is a dick."
> >>
> >>Kid: "I've seen dicks, and I've seen weewees.
> >>Trust me, that's a weewee."
> >
> > LOL
> > Fuck, my fingers were too greasy from all the lube I was using in my
> > detestable threesome with GAYDO and Yolanda Ballard.
> >
> > And Rauni owes me another double cheeseburger - with BACON.
>
>
> Steve Darth Choad Chaney, is this here post a poorly disguised personal ad?
>
>
>
>
> No homo-erotic wideload obese personal ads in all of Usenet, DORK!!
>
>


Lose weight, obese 38.


ps griffinTHAL, you're stupid

> >
> >

Chris Belway

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Sep 16, 2003, 12:37:05 PM9/16/03
to

Crash, stupidarse griffinTHAL unwittingly made a funny at your expense.


crash, do you like it when Nelson Muntz points at bug-eyed freaks who say
"No personals in soc.singles, DORK!"?


Do you like it even better when stupidarse griffinTHAL says it?

HA HA!


_ I said_ HA HA!

ps griffinTHAL, you're stupid. STUPID


========================================================================
Steatopygias's 'R' Us. doh#0000000005 That ain't no Hottentot.
Sesquipedalian's 'R' Us. ZX-10. DoD#564. tbtw#6. s.s.m#8. There ain't no more
If a kid asks where rain comes from, I think a cute thing to tell him is,
"God is crying." And if he asks why God is crying, another cute thing to tell
him is, "Probably because of something you did." - Jack Handey
========================================================================

Admiral Ameraker <adm...@beer.com> wrote in message news:<pan.2003.06.24....@beer.com>...
> On Mon, 23 Jun 2003 17:58:05 +0000, Steve Chaney, aka Mister Flabbykins Ž
> wrote:
>
> >
> > ... that miguel does not ride my jock and buy me three extra value meals
> > daily the way you do.
> >
> > smoochies!
> >
>
>
> !
>
>
> wideload size 38, thanks for the update, but you're just wasting keystrokes
> - everyone knew this 100% TRUE FACT already.
>
>
> Mike, this here post reminds me of a nightmare I had. I was taking an
> enormous shit - a beer drinker's next-morning shit, if you will - and as I
> was about to flush, one of the larger, fatter turds began begging for
> mercy. Then I realized it was not a turd at all, but it was in fact
> lardass size 38 Usenet kook darth choad Steve Chaney. I hesitated
> momentarily, but then decided to flush his fat ass anyway. Well you know
> what, Charlotte? 38's fat ass clogged the toilet right up, causing it to
> overflow. When it did, he floated his way to freedom... and soon after,
> he ate all the food in my house. Can you guess what happened next, BelGAY?
>
>
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>
> WELL?
>
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>
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
> The answer is that Steve left my home in search of GAYDO and CRAPPER
> SAMMER, in hopes of them accepting him into their detestable sex ring. But
> then GAYDO realized his pecker wouldn't be able to get past 38's hamhocks,
> so he was rejected. Then Steve did the honorable thing and Removed Himself
> From Planet Earth Altogether.
>
>
>
> In retrospect, even though Chaney flooded my bathroom and ate all my food,
> that wasn't a nightmare after all.
>
>
> Sharon, do you know what the moral of this here story is?
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
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> size 38 is GARBAGE.
>
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> H T H
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>
>
> ps DUMBASS t0r0nters, you suck!
>
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>
>
> pps GAYDO, leave Yolanda alone. Your detestable threesomes have aged her
> far beyond her years, you sick freak. Get some help - IMMEDIATELY.

Steve Chaney, aka Papa Gunnykins Ž

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On 16 Sep 2003 06:24:38 -0700, theonetru...@hotmail.com (John
Griffin) wrote:

>Admiral Amerriker <thead...@beer.com> wrote
>> On Mon, 15 Sep 2003 21:36:24 +0000, Steve Chaney, aka Fatta Biggykins ®


>> wrote:
>>
>> > On 12 Sep 2003 01:59:13 -0700, theonetru...@hotmail.com (John
>> > Griffin) wrote:
>> >

>> >>gunh...@vegetus.pacbell.net (Steve Chaney, aka Papa Gunnykins ®) wrote

>other little kids when he wrote "Fatta Biggykins ®."


>Holy shit. Poor fuckin' lamer.

Did you know he calls his brother Prince William?


-- Steve


º¤º°`°º¤ø,¸¸,ø¤º°`°º¤º
Steve Chaney

gunh...@NTismykicktoy.pacbell.net
Remove "NRismykicktoy" to get my real email address

Admiral Amerriker

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On Tue, 16 Sep 2003 16:37:05 +0000, Chris Belway wrote:

> ========================================================================
> Steatopygias's 'R' Us. doh#0000000005 That ain't no Hottentot.
> Sesquipedalian's 'R' Us. ZX-10. DoD#564. tbtw#6. s.s.m#8. There ain't no more
> If a kid asks where rain comes from, I think a cute thing to tell him is,
> "God is crying." And if he asks why God is crying, another cute thing to tell
> him is, "Probably because of something you did." - Jack Handey
> ========================================================================


cbelway, a question


In your sage opinion, which of the following is superior: Yamaha R1 or
Suzuki GSXR-1000?

Admiral Amerriker

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On Tue, 16 Sep 2003 06:24:38 -0700, John griffinTHAL wrote:

> Admiral Amerriker <thead...@beer.com> wrote
>> On Mon, 15 Sep 2003 21:36:24 +0000, Steve Chaney, aka Fatta Biggykins Ž
>> wrote:
>>
>> > On 12 Sep 2003 01:59:13 -0700, theonetru...@hotmail.com (John
>> > Griffin) wrote:
>> >
>> >>gunh...@vegetus.pacbell.net (Steve Chaney, aka Papa Gunnykins Ž) wrote
>> >>
>> >>I suppose everyone has heard about that little kid
>> >>Dutton cornered at the paintball store where he works
>> >>as a janitor.
>> >>
>> >>Dutton (whips it out - takes two tries): "Hey, kid, do you
>> >>know what this is?"
>> >>
>> >>Kid: "Yeah, it's a weewee."
>> >>
>> >>Dutton: "No, this is a dick."
>> >>
>> >>Kid: "I've seen dicks, and I've seen weewees.
>> >>Trust me, that's a weewee."
>> >
>> > LOL
>> > Fuck, my fingers were too greasy from all the lube I was using in my
>> > detestable threesome with GAYDO and Yolanda Ballard.
>> >
>> > And Rauni owes me another double cheeseburger - with BACON.
>
>> Steve Darth Choad Chaney, is this here post a poorly disguised personal ad?
>
>> No homo-erotic wideload obese personal ads in all of Usenet, DORK!!
>

> Damn, i'm stupid


griffinTHAL, I agree with this part of the post.

I also agree with the above quoted portions.


ps griffinTHAL, you're stupid


HTH


Peter J Ross

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On Wed, 17 Sep 2003 02:20:14 GMT, Admiral Amerriker's long-suffering
mother turned her back for just a moment, and Admiral Amerriker did
*this* to alt.usenet.kooks:

What does it matter as long as they're both Soundblaster-compatible?

--
PJR :-)
mhm34x8
Smeeter #30
Alcatroll Labs Inc. (Executive Vice-President)
news:alt.fan.pjr

Canader Canader

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gunh...@NRismykicktoy.pacbell.net (Steve Chaney, aka Papa Gunnykins ®) wrote in message news:<3f695e67...@news.sf.sbcglobal.net>...

This obviously is a forged post as Steve Chaney died of a heartattack
September 8, 2003.


HTH

Jim Dutton

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In article <d8119f70.03091...@posting.google.com>,

Canader Canader <cana...@beer.com> wrote:
>gunh...@NRismykicktoy.pacbell.net (Steve Chaney, aka Papa Gunnykins ®) wrote in message news:<3f695e67...@news.sf.sbcglobal.net>...
>
>This obviously is a forged post as Steve Chaney died of a heartattack
>September 8, 2003.

Did they ever bust him about that kid he picked up outside a school and
molested?

-Jeem, HTH

========================================================================


http://www.ejeem.com BIZARRE T-SHIRTS Angel 2001 LCD/Freak
GSXR1300R 2000 Hayabusa's 'R' Us. Wide World Wheels 97 TJ Mudder

Sesquipedalian's 'R' Us. DoD#564. tbtw#6. s.s.m#8. There ain't no more
"Conformity is the jailer of freedom and the enemy of growth." -- JFK
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Jim Dutton

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In article <3f6915fe...@news.sf.sbcglobal.net>,

Hows that cowardice working out for fatboy?

-Jeem, Looks good on you

gunh...@pacbell.net
http://www.pat-acceptance.org
Feed blobbi the psychopath a hog
http://pat-acceptance.org/bobbi.html

=========================================================================
**whoop whoop chany alert**
now me, i wouldnt call chanby a philistine.

he's a fanboy. an angry one ... much like the angry ape in the passage
from Measure For Measure that i quoted above. and accordingly we see
chabny once again adopting the cartoontoothed battle-postures of Quake
Arena in order to give his inferiority complex a temporary boner, a
sad, tiny, angry, miniature boner that will last long enough to drop
doomed legacyless chanbyseed across multiple pages of the japanese
preteen rape comix that he holds so defensively close to his heart.
-cb

>Date: Wed, 31 May 1995 19:21:16 -0600 (MDT)
>From: What happens if I press THIS button? <ana...@math.enmu.edu>
>To: Talk-List <talk...@leba.net>
>Subject: This is the side of Tawnya that GunHed won't tell anyone. (snip)
>There was a lot that caused me to no longer want to be with Steve. Some
>of it was the fact that he was too .. rigid. To me, he had no sense of
>humour and he took all my questions to be personal attacks. Yes, I
>admit that I was a bitch to him for the last year. That's because I did
>not want to be with him. Since April of '94, I told him that I wanted
>out of the relationship. But he wouldn't let me go. He refused to let
>me leave him even though he knew I wasn't happy with him. So, I started
>arguments at any opportunity I could. I made his life a living hell
>trying to get him to let me go, but he wouldn't. (snip)
>It was almost fateful the night that Steve and I got into a monstrous
>argument. It was a stupid argument over which wordprocessor was better:
>WordPerfect 6.0 for DOS or MS-Word6.0. For nearly 2 hours, we argued.
>Finally, Steve cut the "TALK" session that we were holding at 6:58pm,
>MST, on Thursday, March 9th. Since I had a class at 7, I simply logged
>out and went to class. I came back at 10pm, MST, and there was a very
>nasty letter in my box saying that I "fucked up" and he was leaving me
>because "he was tired of my bullshit and how I was treating him like
>shit". It was then that I realized that I was finally free of him. I
>didn't leave him, he left me. (snip)
>Monday morning when I went back online, I found out that Steve had
>started spreading that I cheated on him. I tell you this. I did not
>cheat on him. It was not until the 10th of March, the day AFTER Steve
>left me, that I finally agreed to go out with John. AFTER he had left
>me.
>
>Then, he swore to me that if I did not leave John then he would come
>after me with a shotgun. Now that seems a little farfetched as he won't
>come to New Mexico, where I have always lived and he also swore that if
>I came to California, then he would have a shotgun ready for me and/or
>have me arrested.
>
>But for what? I never once said that I would go see him, and I don't
>think that he owns all of California. He has threatened to do too many
>things to me, anything from Netdeath to reality death. And this hasn't
>been just because I left him, but because I wasn't lett him control me
>any longer.
>
>When he came here in January of '94, it was a happy time. Until I saw
>that he lived for control. I went on IRC one night just to check my
>mail and to say Hi to anyone I knew, I was kicked off by a dork who had
>taken over #talk. But because I didn't go into catatonics, Steve went
>crazy.
>
>He stomped around my room with fists clenched and there was a wild look
>in his eyes. Now I'm 6' and weigh approximately 200 (give or take 5
>lbs) lbs and I know how to defend myself. However, I was afraid of what
>Steve was going to do as he slammed his fist against the wall (which
>caused it to boom out loudly) and I knew that if he were to strike me, I
>wouldn't be in a good position to do anything against him considering
>he's 6'0 and weighs nearly 300lbs. Basically, I was not safe with him,
>or so I felt.
>
>Probably by now, all of you are bored stiff. I admit that this is not
>what you designed this talk-list for. But please, realize this. I did
>NOT cheat on Steve. He dumped me and there was someone here who was
>willing to go out with me. John is here, with me, in the same area as I
>am. He's not pushing marriage on me. Steve was going to make me either
>have his children or raise them, whereas I didn't want either. Also,
>John shares my love for animals, whereas Steve would rather seem them as
>roadkill. (snip)
>I leave the judgement up to God's hands, as we humans are too flawed to
>judge ourselves. Only the Purest may decide.
>
>Toni A. Anaya

Why Steve Chaneys most adament supporter says he's insane:

In article <3D5BDB06...@shoggoth.net>,
Subject: Re: Speaking of columbine
Date: Thu Aug 15 11:47:02 CDT 2002
Kthulah <kth...@shoggoth.net> wrote:
The answer as to the whys would be:
Because he was already sick, and people (some who even stated that he
was sick) pushed him and pushed him until he snapped.
I don't push crazy people.
There's a reason I don't talk to certain people here. There's a reason
that if I do talk to certain other people here, it's very light or very
constructive. Whatever may go on in your little world, I've seen people
go over the edge.

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