Re: VOTE! Kooks of the Year, 2006
Art Deco
>Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler wrote:
>> Here follows the one true ballot for the 2006 Usenet Kook of the Year
>> awards. Anybody may vote, but your votes may be disqualified, mocked,
>> burnt, shredded and/or recycled for use as toilet paper or filler for
>> Fluffy's litter box at the Vote Wrangler's discretion if:
>>
>> * you are a notorious net.kook
>> * you attempt to vote twice
>> * you vote anonymously or with an unidentifiable sockpuppet
>> * you vote for or against yourself
>> * you vote in a thread other than this one
>> * you vote in a newsgroup other than AUK without crossposting to AUK
>> * you follow up to an incomplete or altered version of the ballot
>> * you have explicitly been disenfranchised by the Vote Wrangler
>> * you have officially been declared non-existent
>>
>> Crossposting the complete, unaltered ballot is permitted. You have
>> until 23:59:59 (11:59:59 PM) UTC on January 15th to cast your votes.
>> Vote wisely; next time the candidate might be *you*.
>> - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
>>
>> ROOKIE KOOK OF THE YEAR (Vote for one.)
>>
>> Andrew B. Chung
>> Antonio "Jabriol" Santana
>> Catherine Burr
>> Daniel Joseph Min
>> Daryl Hunt
>> Dustin Cook
>> Honest John
>> Robert "Mop Jockey" Wolfe
>> Saucerheads of alt.astronomy
>> Tim Bolen
>> Viking of soc.men
>
>Snarky
>
>> KOOK OF THE YEAR (Vote for one.)
>
>Stephen Abigail Chaney
>
>> COWARD OF THE YEAR (Vote for one.)
>
>> Andre Lieven
>> Andrew B. Chung
>> Chuck Lysaght
>> Dustin Cook
>> Honest John
>> Michael Baldwin Bruce
>> Raymond Karczewski
>> Richard Scoville
>> Steve Young as Rasta Khan
>
>Art Deco
*ding* <tips slightly larger multi-gallon sombrero>
>
>> CLUELESS NEWBIE OF THE YEAR (Vote for one.)
>
>> Azure
>> Daryl Hunt
>> Honest John
>> Jaime Baillie
>> Jill of soc.men
>> Kathy Mosesian
>> Ken Pangborn
>> Kurt Gavin
>> L. W. "Bill" Hughes III
>> Lynne "Hoofprints" Lyons
>> MCP of soc.men
>> Viking of soc.men
>
>Kadaitcha Man
>
>> RICHBULL.COM MEMORIAL AWARD FOR KOOKSITE OF THE YEAR (Vote for one.)
>
>> http://groups.msn.com/psycologicalwarfare
>> http://www.cotse.net/users/jeffrelf/
>> http://www.heartmdphd.com
>
>http://www.self-acceptance.to
>
>miguel
Text Medium No. 5
*ding* <tips sombrero>
And yet another UV point for K-Man...
>>> RICHBULL.COM MEMORIAL AWARD FOR KOOKSITE OF THE YEAR (Vote for one.)
>>
>>> http://groups.msn.com/psycologicalwarfare
>>> http://www.cotse.net/users/jeffrelf/
>>> http://www.heartmdphd.com
>>
>>http://www.self-acceptance.to
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Kadaitcha Man
You can have it; I've got enough sombrer0s.
--
alt.usenet.kooks - Pierre Salinger Memorial Hook, Line & Sinker:
September 2005 and April 2006
"K-Man's particular genius, however, lies not merely in his humour,
but his ability to make posters who had previously seemed reasonably
well-balanced turn into foaming, frothing, death threat-uttering
maniacs" - Snarky, Demon Lord of Confusion
"remember that th [sic] head toecutter has quarter million confirmed
kadaitcha man kills ok" - the land surfer
Fuckwitted alt.atheism atheist to Kadaitcha Man:
"Imagine if I were to suggest "I have a prehensile tail". You
would, naturally, ask for evidence."
Kadaitcha Man in reply to fuckwitted alt.atheism atheist:
"Not at all. I would unquestionably accept your admission to being
a monkey."
Thou tike. Thou sottish, clumsy newts and blind-worms.
tariq....@spamgourmet.com
category that deserves attention and acclamation.
Henry Schmidt
> On 10 Feb 2007 21:03:55 -0800, tariq....@spamgourmet.com wrote:
>
>> How about lonely sad forlorn people of the year? that too is a
>> category that deserves attention and acclamation.
>
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Loonel you still have doggy c0ck breath. Gargle will ya, b1tch