How to defend yourself against fresh fruit
Shawn Timblin
The tiger, however, does not relish the peach. The peach assailant
should be ........me. I'm the peach assailant, OK? I'm Shawn, the peach
assailant. I was attacked by a bowl of raisins as a child.
Shawn Timblin
Jill M. Sheehan
Are you up to talking about the experience...perhaps at the Argument
Clinic? (Certainly not!)
Watch out, or I shall launch my bananas at you. I was once the victim of
prune abuse.
-Jill (not a witch, but has had it with her college professors lately)
Sheehan <|:^ \
"Where'd you get the coconuts?" -MPATHG
Robert Cook
Jill M. Sheehan (ji...@seanet.com) wrote:
:
: -Jill (not a witch, but has had it with her college professors lately)
: Sheehan <|:^ \
:
When you say you've had it with your profs lately, you mean .....
.. errr .. Oh, never mind .... sorry .. carry on ...
just pretend I'm not here ...
wa...@intergate.bc.ca
In article <5e0ec8$f...@news.ysu.edu>, stim...@cis.ysu.edu (Shawn Timblin)
wrote:
> The tiger, however, does not relish the peach. The peach assailant
> should be ........me. I'm the peach assailant, OK? I'm Shawn, the peach
> assailant. I was attacked by a bowl of raisins as a child.
What about a pointed stick?
Marcus Taylor
wa...@intergate.bc.ca wrote:
: In article <5e0ec8$f...@news.ysu.edu>, stim...@cis.ysu.edu (Shawn Timblin)
: wrote:
SHADDAP!!
Marcus, aka Minister for not teaching how to handle a BUNCH of bananas:),
and...
Chair, CfCCDM&GKTPITD
(Marcus "eMpTy" Taylor)
Nulli Illegitimi Carborundum!
"finger obk...@infonet.st-johns.nf.ca" to get the scoop on my other title!:)
Jill M. Sheehan
> When you say you've had it with your profs lately, you mean .....
> .. errr .. Oh, never mind .... sorry .. carry on ...
> just pretend I'm not here ...
>
No I didn't have IT with them...but if I had, I'm sure the bananas could
have done much better.
Naughty, naughty! Shame on me! I shall have to let you throw oranges in
my general direction. (Or apples, or whatever suits your fancy...)
However, I will have to taunt you back. (Fetche le vache!)
Are you still not here? Well then, you ought to do a better job at not
being seen. LOL!
-Jill (not a witch, or a fruit, though a nice fruity pie sounds great right
now!) Sheehan <|:^O
"Be nice to Fred..."
Ross Brunetti
On 19 Feb 1997 03:56:05 GMT, rc...@vcn.bc.ca (Robert Cook) wrote:
>Jill M. Sheehan (ji...@seanet.com) wrote:
>: > When you say you've had it with your profs lately, you mean .....
>: > .. errr .. Oh, never mind .... sorry .. carry on ...
>: > just pretend I'm not here ...
>: >
>: No I didn't have IT with them...but if I had, I'm sure the bananas could
>: have done much better.
>:
>: Are you still not here? Well then, you ought to do a better job at not
>: being seen. LOL!
>:
>Ah.... spotted me behind that bush did you ? _Jolly_ good. You know, I
>realy wanted to be a _LION_ _TAMER_ rather than lurking in the shrubbery
>all day. I'm very qualified : I've got a hat . A hat with "Lion Tamer"
>on it. It's vera nice.
>Robert Cook
Mr. Cook, would you stand up, please? KABOOM!
You have learned the most important lesson of not being seen. Not to
stand up.
Ross Brunetti
Robert Cook
Robert Cook
Ross Brunetti (ro...@thegrid.net) wrote:
: On 19 Feb 1997 03:56:05 GMT, rc...@vcn.bc.ca (Robert Cook) wrote:
:
: Mr. Cook, would you stand up, please? KABOOM!
:
: You have learned the most important lesson of not being seen. Not to
: stand up.
:
: Ross Brunetti
Aaaaaaahhhh .... you devil ! MISSED me ... but you blew Hell out of
my hat. . . Now I'm stuck bein a bleeding ACCOUNTANT... BLOODY HELL !!
Robert Cook
Kenneth Rochel de Camargo Jr.
Robert Cook <rc...@vcn.bc.ca> wrote in article
<5ej61o$n...@milo.vcn.bc.ca>...
>
> Aaaaaaahhhh .... you devil ! MISSED me ... but you blew Hell out of
> my hat. . . Now I'm stuck bein a bleeding ACCOUNTANT... BLOODY HELL !!
> Robert Cook
>
Actually I'm a chartered accountant, and consequently too boring to be of
any interest. So please don't read this and go on.
Ken
Robert Cook
Kenneth Rochel de Camargo Jr. (kcam...@unisys.com.br) wrote:
: Robert Cook <rc...@vcn.bc.ca> wrote in article
Bet you want to be ..a ....... _LION_ _TAMER_ !
--
Kenneth Rochel de Camargo Jr.
Robert Cook <rc...@vcn.bc.ca> wrote in article
<5eodbc$f...@milo.vcn.bc.ca>...
> :
> : Actually I'm a chartered accountant, and consequently too boring to be
of
> : any interest. So please don't read this and go on.
> :
> Bet you want to be ..a ....... _LION_ _TAMER_ !
> --
>
Yeah, yeah, seen the beast, that long nose and the thin tongue and all
that.
Ken