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pathcom.com

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May 4, 1996, 3:00:00 AM5/4/96
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In The Life of Brian, Pilate has a friend named Biggus Dickus. His friend has
a wife and when he utters the name all the guards break out in hysterics.
Does anyone know the name of Biggus Dickus' wife?

Mark Parry

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May 4, 1996, 3:00:00 AM5/4/96
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In article <4memkl$4...@news.pathcom.com>
@pathcom.com said:-

>In The Life of Brian, Pilate has a friend named Biggus Dickus. His friend has
>a wife and when he utters the name all the guards break out in hysterics.
>

He has a wife, you know. She's called Incontinentia..
Incontinentia Buttocks

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DOORWARDEN

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May 6, 1996, 3:00:00 AM5/6/96
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On 4 May 1996, it was written:

> In The Life of Brian, Pilate has a friend named Biggus Dickus. His friend has
> a wife and when he utters the name all the guards break out in hysterics.

> Does anyone know the name of Biggus Dickus' wife?
>
>


Yes.

Lady Dave aka was that all you wanted to know?
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Wes Payne

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May 7, 1996, 3:00:00 AM5/7/96
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@pathcom.com writes:

>In The Life of Brian, Pilate has a friend named Biggus Dickus. His friend has
>a wife and when he utters the name all the guards break out in hysterics.
>Does anyone know the name of Biggus Dickus' wife?

Incontinentia...

<ggrff> <snffl> <kkggnnggnk> <snort> <ggkkk>

Incontinentia BUTTOCKS!!

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mikedr

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May 7, 1996, 3:00:00 AM5/7/96
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In article <Pine.SOL.3.91.960506...@lilith.albany.edu>,
DOORWARDEN <cc3...@csc.albany.edu> wrote:

>
>
> On 4 May 1996, it was written:
>

> > In The Life of Brian, Pilate has a friend named Biggus Dickus. His
friend has
> > a wife and when he utters the name all the guards break out in hysterics.
> > Does anyone know the name of Biggus Dickus' wife?
> >
> >
>
>

> Yes.
>
> Lady Dave aka was that all you wanted to know?
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> OH \ __ * < 0 * EE \__ * < 0 * EE \__* < 0 * EE \_* < 0 *
> / * // = / * // = / * // = /
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> * * * *
>
>

Incontinentium!

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Inks...@nas.com

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May 8, 1996, 3:00:00 AM5/8/96
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In article <4memkl$4...@news.pathcom.com>, @pathcom.com wrote:

> In The Life of Brian, Pilate has a friend named Biggus Dickus. His
friend has
> a wife and when he utters the name all the guards break out in hysterics.
> Does anyone know the name of Biggus Dickus' wife?

Incontinentia Buttocks.

Probably not the most pleasant of couples to spent an evening with ;-)

--Rick

Marne Anne Orenich

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May 8, 1996, 3:00:00 AM5/8/96
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I think it's "Incontinuitous Buttocks" but I could be
wrong, 'aven't seen it in a while...........

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Robert Colvin

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May 9, 1996, 3:00:00 AM5/9/96
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In <Inkswamp-080...@dialup07.nas.com> Inks...@nas.com writes:

>Incontinentia Buttocks.

>--Rick
I have a vewy gweat fwiend in Bwussels called Biggus Dickus. He wanks as
high as any in Wome, and let me tell you, he and his wife, Incont as we
lovingly wefew to hew, awe tewiffic people, tewiffic, and I dont want to
heaw one wowd against them, or you will be fighting wabid fewal wavenous
wascally wabbits within a yeaw.

Wob aka And thould anyone reply to thith pothting may theveral thadiciouth
thcribes from thaesaria thtrangle them wis thtuff that thtrangleth people
wis an 'th' in it.
aka PING!

Omega the Mage

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May 9, 1996, 3:00:00 AM5/9/96
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In article <4memkl$4...@news.pathcom.com>, @pathcom.com says...

>
>In The Life of Brian, Pilate has a friend named Biggus Dickus. His
friend has
>a wife and when he utters the name all the guards break out in
hysterics.
>Does anyone know the name of Biggus Dickus' wife?

Isn't it Contenentia Buttocks?
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M. Siiberg

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May 10, 1996, 3:00:00 AM5/10/96
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I may be wrong, but I could swear Biggus Dickus and (In)cotenetia Buttocks
is from the movie "Mel Brooks History of the World Part I."

m.

Pytonite

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May 11, 1996, 3:00:00 AM5/11/96
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@pathcom.com wrote:

>In The Life of Brian, Pilate has a friend named Biggus Dickus. His friend has
>a wife and when he utters the name all the guards break out in hysterics.
>Does anyone know the name of Biggus Dickus' wife?

Intercontinental Buttikis.


Barbara Crossman

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May 11, 1996, 3:00:00 AM5/11/96
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Pytonite wrote:

>@pathcom.com wrote:

>Intercontinental Buttikis.

I didn't want to do this, but I've seen it wrong too many times now.

His wife's name is Incontinentia Buttocks. Breaking it down for the
comic effect, "Incontinentia" has to do with failure to retain one's
waste matter (hence the "Race for Incontinents" during the Silly
Olympics as seen on "Hollywood Bowl); and if you don't know what
"buttocks" are by now, you're in the wrong newsgroup. SO basically,
Herod's wife has diarrhea.

There. Now end this discussion. I'm sick of it.

David Emprimo
AKA "What right do I have to end a discussion? I'm just another
David."


Donna Thompson

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May 11, 1996, 3:00:00 AM5/11/96
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No I don't know what his wife's name is but his son's name is
Littleus Dickus.

donna


kevin jones

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May 11, 1996, 3:00:00 AM5/11/96
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Marne Anne Orenich (ca...@cleveland.Freenet.Edu) spake, saying
unto us:

: I think it's "Incontinuitous Buttocks" but I could be

: wrong, 'aven't seen it in a while...........

I believe it was "Incontinentia"--accent on the antepenult, not
on the penult.

Or was it "Incoitus Interruptus?" . . . .

Memory fails. Homer Nods. The goose is getting fat.

Kevin Jones aka "No Relation to the Nude Organist."


Bob McCann

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May 13, 1996, 3:00:00 AM5/13/96
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> @pathcom.com wrote:
>
> >In The Life of Brian, Pilate has a friend named Biggus Dickus. His
friend has
> >a wife and when he utters the name all the guards break out in hysterics.
> >Does anyone know the name of Biggus Dickus' wife?

Incontinent Butt Kiss.


-- Bob aka eeeeeewwwwwwww!!!

cranberry

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May 14, 1996, 3:00:00 AM5/14/96
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wibblings fellow monty python fans

the wifes name is *incontinentia buttocks* :)

spam
ni

anj

Daniel Noll

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May 15, 1996, 3:00:00 AM5/15/96
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Barbara Crossman wrote:

> His wife's name is Incontinentia Buttocks. Breaking it down for the
> comic effect, "Incontinentia" has to do with failure to retain one's

> waste matter (hence the "Race for Incontinents" ...

Actually, that was "Incontinence". Thank you.

> ... during the Silly


> Olympics as seen on "Hollywood Bowl); and if you don't know what
> "buttocks" are by now, you're in the wrong newsgroup. SO basically,
> Herod's wife has diarrhea.

Because he giver her the shits :)

Ford

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Mad Mailer

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May 16, 1996, 3:00:00 AM5/16/96
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On Wed, 8 May 1996, Lawrence Corley wrote:

> In article <Pine.SOL.3.91.960506...@lilith.albany.edu>,
> DOORWARDEN <cc3...@csc.albany.edu> writes


> >
> >
> >
> >On 4 May 1996, it was written:
> >

> >> In The Life of Brian, Pilate has a friend named Biggus Dickus. His friend has
> >> a wife and when he utters the name all the guards break out in hysterics.
> >> Does anyone know the name of Biggus Dickus' wife?
> >

> I theem to beweive that hith wifeth name wath Incontinentia Buttocks.
> regards Loz.
> "Lord I am affected by a thpeech impediment."
>
>
> Loz
>
>
RELEASE WOGER!!!!

Was it th-omething I th-aid?


Robert Colvin

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May 20, 1996, 3:00:00 AM5/20/96
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In <Pine.OSF.3.91.960516131932.11330A-100000@leofric> Mad Mailer <i...@coventry.ac.uk> writes:

>On Wed, 8 May 1996, Lawrence Corley wrote:

>>
>RELEASE WOGER!!!!

Wathn't it:

WELEASE ROGER!!!!?

>Was it th-omething I th-aid?

No, I'm just wagging you.

Rob aka the Cyril the cynical(?) assassin

regards chris

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May 25, 1996, 3:00:00 AM5/25/96
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In article <bobmc-13059...@205.133.93.117>, Bob McCann
<bo...@crane-plastics.com> writes

>> @pathcom.com wrote:
>>
>> >In The Life of Brian, Pilate has a friend named Biggus Dickus. His
>friend has
>> >a wife and when he utters the name all the guards break out in hysterics.
>> >Does anyone know the name of Biggus Dickus' wife?
>
>Incontinent Butt Kiss.
>
>
>-- Bob aka eeeeeewwwwwwww!!!
try incontinentia buckets!!

--
regards chris

Blade Runn

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May 31, 1996, 3:00:00 AM5/31/96
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well i think the name was
incontinentia buttocks

i am not good in english, but that is what i read in the mp-script :-))

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