Philosopher's song lyrics needed
Steven Nowicki
month. Any help will be appreciated.
Steve
now...@world.std.com
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OHHH Emmanuel Kant was a real pissant, he was very rarely stable
Idegga Idegga was a boozy beggar who could think you under the table
David Hume could out-consume Shopenhaur and Slagel
And Lichkenstien was a beery swine who was just as sloshed as Shagel
Theres nothing Nietzche couldn't teach ya 'bout the raising of the wrist,
Socrates himself was perminantley pissed............
John Stuart Mill, of his own free will, on Half a pint of shandy was particularly
ill,
Plato, they say, could stick it away, Half a crate of whiskey every day,
Aristotle, Aristotle was a bugger for the bottle, Hobbs was fond of a dram,
And Rene Descartes was a drunken fart, I Drink,Therefore I Am.
Yes, Socrates himself was particularly missed,
A lovely little thinker but a bugger when he's pissed OY!
I apologise to any Philosophers if I have mis-spelt their names!
Have a good time at the party!!!!
Cardinal Biggles
Jamesa M Willer
|> If I may be so bold, just a couple errors, nothing to worry the ladies
|> about.
|> Idegga is Heidegger, the philosopher and sometime Nazi
|> Licketenstein should be Wittgenstein
|> And it's Schpenhauer and Hegel who are just as sloshed as Schlegel
|> Mind if I call you Bruce to avoid confusion?
Right! Due to the lack of Quality Control on this newsgroupie over the
last several days, I have taken it upon myself (as Quality Control Coordinator)
to post the Official Lyrics to the Philosophers (Bruces) Song completely
and totally free of any errors (as transcribed by someone who can only type
anagrams):
Mulemane Tank saw a lear sinpast
how saw evry learry blaste
Diggerhee, Diggerhee saw a byzoo ragbeg
how cloud knird oyu urend eth bleat
Vidda Mehu cloud mousecount
ogod lo' Fichrider Leghe
dan Tintwitgenes saw a yerbe sinew
how saw stuj sa shochsled sa Slaglech
Three's nonight Cheeztin unclot'd cheat ay
tubo eth asiring fo eth wirst
Crasstoe shefilm saw prementalyn sspied
Honj Rattus Lilm fo shi now reef lliw
no lahf a nipt fo danysh saw lucraptraily lil
Altop yeth ays, cloud ticks ti yawa
lahf a creat fo shewiky yerve ayd
Totalrise, Totalrise saw a gegrub fro eth blotte
Shebob saw fnod fo shi Ramd
dan Neer Starcseed saw a knedurn raft
"I knird, treeherof I ma"
sey Crasstoe shefilm saw lucraptraily dimess
A volley teltil hintrek tub a gegrub nehw she' sspied. (Io!)
e Jams aka G'day Cerub!
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Jay Lockenour
: In article <Cp5s5...@world.std.com>, now...@world.std.com (Steven Nowicki) says:
: >
: >I need the lyrics to the philosopher's song for a drinking party next
: >month. Any help will be appreciated.
: > Steve
: > now...@world.std.com
The Bruces' Philosopher Song:
Immanuel Kant was a real pissant
Who was very rarely stable
Heidegger, Heidegger was a boozy beggar
Who could think you under the table
David Hume could out-consume
Schopenhauer and Hegel
And Wittgenstein was a beery swine
Who was just as schloshed as Schlegel
There's nothing Nietzsche couldn't teach ya
'Bout the raising of the wrist
Socrates, himself, was permanently pissed
John Stuart Mill, of his own free will,
On half a pint of shandy was particularly ill
Plato, they say, could stick it away
Half a crate of whiskey every day
Aristotle, Aristotle was a bugger for the bottle
Hobbes was fond of his dram
And Rene Descartes was a drunken fart
"I drink, therefore I am"
Yes, Socrates, himself, is particularly missed
A lovely little thinker
But a bugger when he's pissed.
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Courtesy of the "Monty Python at the Hollywood Bowl Official Programme"
and
Jay Lockenour
Department of History
University of Pennsylvania
(jloc...@mail.sas.upenn.edu)