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Incontinentia Buttockth. What is the joke?

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Travers Naran

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Feb 16, 1992, 12:35:28 AM2/16/92
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I recently saw "The Life of Brian" (A classic of Western Civilization,
greater and more important the "Citizen Kane" by that upstart
Pythonite-wannabe Orson Wells) and the Pilate scene confused me.

I got all the other double-entendre jokes but Incontinentian Buttockth
baffles me, can someone explain it to me, please? E-Mail prefered.
Thanks.
Please, I am dense so just write it out plain and simple. :-)

Jos Horsmeier

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Feb 16, 1992, 9:59:12 AM2/16/92
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Incontinenthia Buttockth?! Did you say Buttockth? The wife of
Bigguth Dickuth? My gweat fwiend? Wight! Centuwion ... take him away!

Joth aka Joth Horthmeier

Steve Varty

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Feb 17, 1992, 9:05:42 AM2/17/92
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na...@fraser.sfu.ca (Travers Naran) writes:

>I got all the other double-entendre jokes but Incontinentian Buttockth
>baffles me, can someone explain it to me, please? E-Mail prefered.
>Thanks.
>Please, I am dense so just write it out plain and simple. :-)

She has incontinent buttocks - she shits herself a lot !

Need it plainer ?

Steve.

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Entropy

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Feb 20, 1992, 3:54:42 PM2/20/92
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Me too! Me too! Oh...sorry. I thought this was another script request.
Bloody peasant.

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Schuyjuannah

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Feb 26, 1992, 12:22:00 PM2/26/92
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>|I recently saw "The Life of Brian" (A classic of Western Civilization,
>|greater and more important the "Citizen Kane" by that upstart
>|Pythonite-wannabe Orson Wells) and the Pilate scene confused me.
>|
>|I got all the other double-entendre jokes but Incontinentian Buttockth
>|baffles me, can someone explain it to me, please? E-Mail prefered.
>|Thanks.
>|Please, I am dense so just write it out plain and simple. :-)


Sir,

Yesterday I found out the Incontinentia Buttockth joke.

The word, *incontinent*, means "unable to restrain natural evacuation"
(acc. to Webster's dictionary). In other words, to make a hurry call
at lightspeed.

This goes well with the term buttock (bum in our languauge!).

It's a bathroom joke.

Tia aka Knows The Joke Well!

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