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David Bromage

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Apr 7, 1993, 3:52:58 AM4/7/93
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Here is the final answer.

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The Usenet Oracle has pondered your question deeply.
Your question was:

> Lemon curry?

And in response, thus spake the Oracle:

} Yes, Lemon curry. It is generally known that curries can be very very spicy,
} and lemon weakens the taste of the spices a bit. So lemon curry is an excellent
} combination of hot and mild.
}
} A nice recipe might be this:
}
} four large lemons
} six garlic cloves
} two large onions
} curry powder
} a frying pan
}
} Clean and slice the frying pan. Put the slices in the curry and mix them with th
} the cubed lemons and the stoned garlic. Put that in the oven and gently stir t
} the oven till it's brown. A bit of parsley and there we are, a lovely dish.
} It serves two and leftovers will be welcomed by the neighbour's dog.
}
} Good luck,
}
} You owe the oracle a proper question.

gof...@wkuvx1.bitnet

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Apr 8, 1993, 1:02:55 PM4/8/93
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In article <1993Apr7.0...@monu6.cc.monash.edu.au>, br...@yoyo.cc.monash.edu.au (David Bromage) writes:
>
> } Yes, Lemon curry. It is generally known that curries can be very very spicy,
> } and lemon weakens the taste of the spices a bit. So lemon curry is an excellent
> } combination of hot and mild.
> }
> } A nice recipe might be this:
> }
> } four large lemons
> } six garlic cloves
> } two large onions
> } curry powder
> } a frying pan
> }
> } Clean and slice the frying pan. Put the slices in the curry and mix them with th
> } the cubed lemons and the stoned garlic. Put that in the oven and gently stir t
> } the oven till it's brown. A bit of parsley and there we are, a lovely dish.
> } It serves two and leftovers will be welcomed by the neighbour's dog.
> }
EXCUSE ME. Is that until the lemon curry is brown or until the oven is
brown? Where do we put the parsley? What kind of dish do we put this
in?

> } Good luck,
> }
> } You owe the oracle a proper question.
>

Gina aka pronoun references were my grammatical strong point aka are
you pointing that banana at me aka is it *loaded*?

Si Rowe

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Apr 8, 1993, 4:17:58 PM4/8/93
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In article <1993Apr8.1...@wkuvx1.bitnet> , gof...@wkuvx1.bitnet
writes:

>In article <1993Apr7.0...@monu6.cc.monash.edu.au>,
>br...@yoyo.cc.monash.edu.au (David Bromage) writes:
>>
>> } Yes, Lemon curry. It is generally known that curries can be very
very spicy,
>> } and lemon weakens the taste of the spices a bit. So lemon curry is
an excellent
>> } combination of hot and mild.
>> }
>> } A nice recipe might be this:
>> }
>> } four large lemons
>> } six garlic cloves
>> } two large onions
>> } curry powder
>> } a frying pan
>> }
>> } Clean and slice the frying pan. Put the slices in the curry and mix
them with th
>> } the cubed lemons and the stoned garlic. Put that in the oven and
gently stir t
>> } the oven till it's brown. A bit of parsley and there we are, a
lovely dish.
>> } It serves two and leftovers will be welcomed by the neighbour's dog.
>> }
>EXCUSE ME. Is that until the lemon curry is brown or until the oven is
>brown? Where do we put the parsley? What kind of dish do we put this
>in?
Oh, I think you're just the right sort. (of dish.)

>
>> } Good luck,
>> }
>> } You owe the oracle a proper question.
>>

>Gina aka pronoun references were my grammatical strong point aka are
>you pointing that banana at me aka is it *loaded*?

Si aka yes, but the English language needs a non-gender-specific third
person singular aka no, I'm just happy to see you ;-) aka that's a bit of
a personal question!
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and looking backward they beheld the elves | two Greek letters!
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Yo-Yo of the net.trenchcoat.brigade needs to sleep... 8>:
A Gina neophyte... (but I think I'm getiing off to a good start!)

Svalich the Technomancer

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Apr 12, 1993, 12:21:57 AM4/12/93
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In article <1993Apr8.1...@wkuvx1.bitnet> gof...@wkuvx1.bitnet writes:
>>
>Gina aka pronoun references were my grammatical strong point aka are
>you pointing that banana at me aka is it *loaded*?


Well, dear, lemme tell ya, it ain't a banana I'm pointing your way,
and it's as loaded as you make it.

Svalich aka Geez, I need to be censored before I offend someone.
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gof...@wkuvx1.bitnet

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Apr 13, 1993, 12:03:50 PM4/13/93
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In article <C5Cs...@mentor.cc.purdue.edu>, sva...@expert.cc.purdue.edu (Svalich the Technomancer) writes:
>>>
>>Gina aka pronoun references were my grammatical strong point aka are
>>you pointing that banana at me aka is it *loaded*?
> Well, dear, lemme tell ya, it ain't a banana I'm pointing your way,
> and it's as loaded as you make it.

Upon closer inspection, I see a water pistol loaded with water aimed
at me!!! Goodness, at least let me get out of this white T-shirt
before you shoot me! ( meaning: I have a sweatshirt right here I'm
gonna put on instead, for all those who MIGHT think I was being
overtly sexy or something TERRIBLE like that)

> Svalich aka Geez, I need to be censored before I offend someone.

Gina aka I'll censor you anytime

THE SODHED

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Apr 15, 1993, 5:04:55 PM4/15/93
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In article <1993Apr13....@wkuvx1.bitnet>

gof...@wkuvx1.bitnet writes:

>
>In article <C5Cs...@mentor.cc.purdue.edu>, sva...@expert.cc.purdue.edu (Svalich the Technomancer) writes:
>>>>
>>>Gina aka pronoun references were my grammatical strong point aka are
>>>you pointing that banana at me aka is it *loaded*?
>> Well, dear, lemme tell ya, it ain't a banana I'm pointing your way,
>> and it's as loaded as you make it.
>
>Upon closer inspection, I see a water pistol loaded with water aimed
>at me!!! Goodness, at least let me get out of this white T-shirt
>before you shoot me! ( meaning: I have a sweatshirt right here I'm
>gonna put on instead, for all those who MIGHT think I was being
>overtly sexy or something TERRIBLE like that)
GASP! NO! ANYTHING BUT THAT!
And then, suddenly......

>
>> Svalich aka Geez, I need to be censored before I offend someone.
>Gina aka I'll censor you anytime
Sodhed aka censorship sucks my weenie (why don't you just join the PMRC?)

John Thomson

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Apr 16, 1993, 10:00:53 AM4/16/93
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THE SODHED...@max.cc.uregina.ca (eid...@max.cc.uregina.ca) wrote:
: In article <1993Apr13....@wkuvx1.bitnet>

: gof...@wkuvx1.bitnet writes:
:
: >
: >In article <C5Cs...@mentor.cc.purdue.edu>, sva...@expert.cc.purdue.edu (Svalich the Technomancer) writes:
: >>>>
: >>>Gina aka pronoun references were my grammatical strong point aka are
: >>>you pointing that banana at me aka is it *loaded*?
: >> Well, dear, lemme tell ya, it ain't a banana I'm pointing your way,
: >> and it's as loaded as you make it.
: >
: >Upon closer inspection, I see a water pistol loaded with water aimed
: >at me!!! Goodness, at least let me get out of this white T-shirt
: >before you shoot me! ( meaning: I have a sweatshirt right here I'm
: >gonna put on instead, for all those who MIGHT think I was being
: >overtly sexy or something TERRIBLE like that)
: GASP! NO! ANYTHING BUT THAT!
: And then, suddenly......
(off in the distance, a solitary horse and rider looms. Then suddenly,)
Dennis Moore!
Gina, run! 'e wants your LUPIDS!
: >
: >> Svalich aka Geez, I need to be censored before I offend someone.

: >Gina aka I'll censor you anytime
: Sodhed aka censorship sucks my weenie (why don't you just join the PMRC?)
Greggo aka what exactly is the PMRC?

SODHED

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Apr 16, 1993, 5:25:41 PM4/16/93
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In article <1993Apr16....@bnr.ca>

mof...@bnr.ca (John Thomson) writes:

>
>THE SODHED...@max.cc.uregina.ca (eid...@max.cc.uregina.ca) wrote:
>: In article <1993Apr13....@wkuvx1.bitnet>
>: gof...@wkuvx1.bitnet writes:
>:
>: >
>: >In article <C5Cs...@mentor.cc.purdue.edu>, sva...@expert.cc.purdue.edu (Svalich the Technomancer) writes:
>: >>>>
>: >>>Gina aka pronoun references were my grammatical strong point aka are
>: >>>you pointing that banana at me aka is it *loaded*?
>: >> Well, dear, lemme tell ya, it ain't a banana I'm pointing your way,
>: >> and it's as loaded as you make it.
>: >
>: >Upon closer inspection, I see a water pistol loaded with water aimed
>: >at me!!! Goodness, at least let me get out of this white T-shirt
>: >before you shoot me! ( meaning: I have a sweatshirt right here I'm
>: >gonna put on instead, for all those who MIGHT think I was being
>: >overtly sexy or something TERRIBLE like that)
>: GASP! NO! ANYTHING BUT THAT!
>: And then, suddenly......
>(off in the distance, a solitary horse and rider looms. Then suddenly,)
>Dennis Moore!
>Gina, run! 'e wants your LUPIDS!
NO! ANYTHING BUT THE COMFY CHAIR!!!!!

>: >
>: >> Svalich aka Geez, I need to be censored before I offend someone.
>: >Gina aka I'll censor you anytime
>: Sodhed aka censorship sucks my weenie (why don't you just join the PMRC?)
>Greggo aka what exactly is the PMRC?
The Parents Music Resource Centre was founded by Tipper Gore (sometime
around 1984) and a bunch of other senators' wives (at the time) with the
intent to CENSOR RECORDED MATERIAL and, thus "protect our children from the
devil". The PMRC is directly responsible for those WARNING: EXPLICIT LYRICS
stickers that you see all over the place. Now you know.....
Sodhed aka freedom of thought.....
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