Bruce

Christopher Balk

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Sep 20, 1993, 4:31:35 PM9/20/93

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G'day Bruce and Brucettes,

I don't know the name of the song, but it comes from the Bruce skit. It
sings of a whole bunch of philosophers. Does anybody have the words?

Thanks.
Chris

"I've broken it. I've broken it. I got my head stuck in the cupboard. My
brain hurts. I can't see anything."- Gumby theatre.

- THE SAINT -

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Sep 20, 1993, 4:50:08 PM9/20/93

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Hey Chris,

FAQ you!
File this under "Stupid Smelly Fat Newbie (Belgian) Bastards.

Clay Evans

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Sep 20, 1993, 5:25:03 PM9/20/93

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lawr...@ctron.com (- THE SAINT -) writes:

> In article <27l3v7$4...@terminator.rs.itd.umich.edu> l...@cw-u01.umd.umich.edu

>
> >G'day Bruce and Brucettes,
> >I don't know the name of the song, but it comes from the Bruce skit. It
> >sings of a whole bunch of philosophers. Does anybody have the words?
> >Thanks.
> >Chris
> >"I've broken it. I've broken it. I got my head stuck in the cupboard. My
> >brain hurts. I can't see anything."- Gumby theatre.
>
>
> Hey Chris,
>
> FAQ you!
> File this under "Stupid Smelly Fat Newbie (Belgian) Bastards.

Saint's got my foot! Sorry! My brain hurts!

Look 'ere, Mr. Premise.. sorry, Saint.... keep razzing the newbies like that
and I'll do you up a treat, mate!

>
> ======================================================
> | Good Lord! I'm on film! How did that happen! |
> | |
> | Saint |
> | Grand Old Sage of |
> | Alt.Fan.Monty-Python |
> ======================================================
>

The Doctor aka Keep Calling Me Bignose And I'll Smash Your F**king Face In

And now...

the larch...

the.. larch.

Mike Cicha

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Sep 21, 1993, 11:36:53 AM9/21/93

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In article <27l520...@ctron-news.ctron.com> lawr...@ctron.com (- THE SAINT -) writes:
>
>Hey Chris,
>
>FAQ you!
>File this under "Stupid Smelly Fat Newbie (Belgian) Bastards.

Half a Newbie, philosophically
Must ipso facto half oldbie,
you see?

(Whistle the rest yourself.)

MZC, Archbishop, Church of the Divine Loony

- THE SAINT -

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Sep 21, 1993, 9:53:58 AM9/21/93

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In article <go370B...@cybernet.cse.fau.edu> doc...@cybernet.cse.fau.edu (Clay Evans) writes:
>Saint's got my foot! Sorry! My brain hurts!
>Look 'ere, Mr. Premise.. sorry, Saint.... keep razzing the newbies like that
>and I'll do you up a treat, mate!

Now look here silly person, if you'd been up on your Pythonia, you'd have
recognized that l'il bit o' fluff o' mine as being a line from the
classic "Prejudice" gameshow in which the options for hateful names for
Belgians included:

1) Miserable fat Belgian Bastards
2) Let's not call them anything, let's just ignore them
3) The Sprouts
4) There's nothing more derogatory than "Belgians"
5) The Phlegms

Therefore, you great pillock, I was not so much razzing the newbie as
you so ignominiously put it, but rather welcoming the pommey bastard
to God's own earth and reminding him that we don't like stuck-up,
stickey beaks here!

I *am* the Grand Old Sage, after all. Even if VP Gina doesn't
appreciate (or love, for that matter) me anymore!

Now shut up! And go and change your armor!

| (& dirty books) |
======================================================

paul cameron

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Sep 21, 1993, 2:19:51 PM9/21/93

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In article <27n11m...@ctron-news.ctron.com> lawr...@ctron.com (- THE SAINT -) writes:
>In article <go370B...@cybernet.cse.fau.edu> doc...@cybernet.cse.fau.edu (Clay Evans) writes:
>>Saint's got my foot! Sorry! My brain hurts!
>>Look 'ere, Mr. Premise.. sorry, Saint.... keep razzing the newbies like that
>>and I'll do you up a treat, mate!
>

(Some ranting deleted)

>
>I *am* the Grand Old Sage, after all. Even if VP Gina doesn't
>appreciate (or love, for that matter) me anymore!
>

Oh Grand Old Sage eh? And how'd you get that? By exploiting the people that's
how. By hanging on to outdated imperialist dogma.

Paul aka I didn't vote for you.

Randy Goldberg, MS96, New York Med

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Sep 22, 1993, 7:31:53 PM9/22/93

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In article <27l3v7$4...@terminator.rs.itd.umich.edu> l...@cw-u01.umd.umich.edu (Christopher Balk) writes:

> I don't know the name of the song, but it comes from the Bruce skit. It
> sings of a whole bunch of philosophers. Does anybody have the words?

Here we go again. It's called "The Philosopher's Song."

Immanuel Kant was a real pissant
who was very rarely stable
Heideggar, Heidegger was a boozy beggar
who could think you under the table
David Hume could outconsume
Wilhlem Friedrich Hegel (alternate: Schoppenhauer and Hegel)
And Wittgenstein was a beery swine
who was just as sloshed as Schlegel

There's nothing Nietzsche couldn't teach 'ya
'bout the raisin' of the wrist
Socrates himself was permanently pissed

John Stuart Mill, of his own free will,
on half a pint of shandy was particularly ill
Plato, they say, could stick it away
half a crate of whiskey every day
Aristotle, Aristotle was a bugger for the bottle
And Hobbes was fond of his dram
Rene Descartes was a drunken fart,
"I drink, therefore I am."

Yes, Socrates himself is particularly missed
A lovely little thinker, but a bugger when he's pissed!

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* * Randy Goldberg * Lesbian Gay and Bisexual
* * New York Medical College * Medical Students of
* * Class of 1996 * New York
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gof...@wkuvx1.bitnet

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Sep 23, 1993, 6:28:59 PM9/23/93

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>
> I *am* the Grand Old Sage, after all. Even if VP Gina doesn't
> appreciate (or love, for that matter) me anymore!

I never said that, you imbecile!

> Now shut up! And go and change your armor!

Gina aka some people are just too inventive!

Dave Garner

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Oct 8, 1993, 5:03:32 PM10/8/93

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lawr...@ctron.com (- THE SAINT -) writes:

>FAQ you!
>File this under "Stupid Smelly Fat Newbie (Belgian) Bastards.

What a rude person!

Dr Bertram S. Fegg GBH(Parkhurst)
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Politenessman.