deadly joke question

David Sternheimer

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Oct 6, 1992, 1:22:35 PM10/6/92

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hi

does anybody has the text of the deadly joke and can post it?
the only word i remember sounds like 'slottermaier'...

i hope it will kill my boss
judas
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KENNETH CHESTNUTT

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Oct 7, 1992, 9:54:37 AM10/7/92

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In article <1992Oct6.1...@drdhh.hanse.de>, ju...@drdhh.hanse.de (David Sternheimer) writes:
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A friend of mine tried to post it once, but he died in mid sentence.
I caught a glmpse of it and was sick in bed for a week.

Simon Rooney

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Oct 7, 1992, 7:12:44 PM10/7/92

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>hi
Hullo.

>does anybody has the text of the deadly joke and can post it?
>the only word i remember sounds like 'slottermaier'...

Well that question isn't as interesting as the question

Wenn IST das nunsturk git und slottermeier? Ja! Beiherhund das oder
die flipperwelt gersput!

>i hope it will kill my boss

Well.. I doubt it.
>judas
mNSio

Jan Peter Laribij

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Oct 8, 1992, 10:47:45 AM10/8/92

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In <sprooney....@unix1.tcd.ie> spro...@unix1.tcd.ie (Simon Rooney) writes:

>>hi
>Hullo.
>
>>does anybody has the text of the deadly joke and can post it?
>>the only word i remember sounds like 'slottermaier'...
>
>Well that question isn't as interesting as the question
>
>Wenn IST das nunsturk git und slottermeier? Ja! Beiherhund das oder
>die flipperwelt gersput!

hehehehahahahahaahaaahaaaahaaaaHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAAAHAAAHAAAHAAAHAAHAAHAAAHAAAHAAH
AAAHAAAAAHAAAAAAAAAAAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAA....
AAAAARRGH!

<THUD!>

JP aka signatures are more fun!
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Now, anyone else feel like a little giggle when I mention my fwiend
Biggus Dickus? - Monty Python

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Benjamin R Pierce

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Oct 11, 1992, 5:38:00 PM10/11/92

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In article <1992Oct11....@daimi.aau.dk>, thr...@daimi.aau.dk (Thorbj|rn Ravn Andersen) writes...

>jprl...@cs.ruu.nl (Jan Peter Laribij) writes:
>
>>Now, anyone else feel like a little giggle when I mention my fwiend
>>Biggus Dickus? - Monty Python

>Wasn't that Bwiggus Dickus? I utterly utterly utterly failed to grasp the name
>of his wife. Any sharp eared philosophers out there?
>Jrobnroht

Incontinentia Buttocks. ("Wewease Wodewick!")

--Be3n (The 3 is silent)

Thorbj|rn Ravn Andersen

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Oct 11, 1992, 4:59:25 PM10/11/92

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jprl...@cs.ruu.nl (Jan Peter Laribij) writes:

>Now, anyone else feel like a little giggle when I mention my fwiend
>Biggus Dickus? - Monty Python

Wasn't that Bwiggus Dickus? I utterly utterly utterly failed to grasp the name
of his wife. Any sharp eared philosophers out there?

PS. Which MP show featured a cod, which _didn't_ fly about 10 meters?

Jrobnroht

Michael Simla

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Oct 12, 1992, 2:35:45 AM10/12/92

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thr...@daimi.aau.dk (Thorbj|rn Ravn Andersen) writes:

> jprl...@cs.ruu.nl (Jan Peter Laribij) writes:
>
> >Now, anyone else feel like a little giggle when I mention my fwiend
> >Biggus Dickus? - Monty Python
>
>
> Wasn't that Bwiggus Dickus? I utterly utterly utterly failed to grasp the na

> of his wife. Any sharp eared philosophers out there?
>
> PS. Which MP show featured a cod, which _didn't_ fly about 10 meters?
>
> Jrobnroht

Buttockus Giganticus?

msimla aka newbius dimwitica

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Erik van Linstee

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Oct 12, 1992, 5:31:12 AM10/12/92

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msi...@sys6626.bison.mb.ca (Michael Simla) writes:

>thr...@daimi.aau.dk (Thorbj|rn Ravn Andersen) writes:

>> Wasn't that Bwiggus Dickus? I utterly utterly utterly failed to grasp the na
>> of his wife. Any sharp eared philosophers out there?
>>
>> PS. Which MP show featured a cod, which _didn't_ fly about 10 meters?
>>
>> Jrobnroht

>Buttockus Giganticus?

No, was ... Incontinentia (I forget her first name).

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David A. Joiner

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Oct 12, 1992, 5:48:40 PM10/12/92

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In article <1992Oct11....@daimi.aau.dk> thr...@daimi.aau.dk (Thorbj|rn Ravn Andersen) writes:
>jprl...@cs.ruu.nl (Jan Peter Laribij) writes:
>
>>Now, anyone else feel like a little giggle when I mention my fwiend
>>Biggus Dickus? - Monty Python
>
>
>Wasn't that Bwiggus Dickus? I utterly utterly utterly failed to grasp the name
>of his wife. Any sharp eared philosophers out there?

Incuntininia Buttocks.
Think about it.

dave smurf or did i dream it?

jsa...@vax.clarku.edu

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Oct 14, 1992, 9:40:38 PM10/14/92

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In a previous article, gof...@wkuvx1.bitnet writhes *rgasmically:

>You aren't supposed to grasp her name, silly! It's her mane you're
>supposed to get!!!!!!
>I wouldn't admit to being a philosopher if I was, because then I'd
>have to admit I think and therefore I'd exist. The last time I was
>told I existed I --&**--ed the person who told me. And later he
>smiled... So I would not admit to it. So there.

His wife's name is Incontinentia Buttocks.
I have Spoken!

Mitchell Brandsma

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Oct 15, 1992, 10:20:04 PM10/15/92

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gof...@wkuvx1.bitnet writes:

>You'd die for little ole me? Wanna get married tomorrow? ---> Gina
Meetch aka Wot a flirt.

gof...@wkuvx1.bitnet

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Oct 15, 1992, 4:29:06 PM10/15/92

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So what?
>

gof...@wkuvx1.bitnet

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Oct 16, 1992, 2:54:46 PM10/16/92

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Who, me? What gives you _that_ idea?

Mitchell Brandsma

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Oct 18, 1992, 10:10:49 AM10/18/92

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gof...@wkuvx1.bitnet gets the eyebrows raising:

Drop the whip, handcuffs and chastity belt first. Then I'll tell ya.

Meetch aka Umm.. mmmmmm... mmmMMMMM... again PUHLEASE!

gof...@wkuvx1.bitnet

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Oct 19, 1992, 3:16:39 PM10/19/92

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Only after you gentle drop the shotgun you have aimed at my beautiful
little pet python.