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peter sureda

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Apr 25, 2000, 3:00:00 AM4/25/00
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I've heard reference to a "Guil cup " and monty python.. does anyone
know what sketch it is from ?

Ben Varkentine

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Apr 25, 2000, 3:00:00 AM4/25/00
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>I've heard reference to a "Guil cup " and monty python.. does anyone
>know what sketch it is from ?

A trial sketch in which the verdict is given in charades. The foreman mimes a
fish for "Gill" and then drinking tea for "tea". But the jude decides the word
is "cup."

"You have been found not gill cup of the charges against you"

Ben A. Varkentine

"No one can relax around someone who is so sensitive about his religious,
political or other beliefs that they have to watch everything they
say."-Charles M. Schulz

Stimpy JC

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Apr 25, 2000, 3:00:00 AM4/25/00
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peter sureda <sur...@bigfoot.com> wrote in message
news:4a4bgs4d6v0tcst1c...@4ax.com...

> I've heard reference to a "Guil cup " and monty python.. does anyone
> know what sketch it is from ?

Hey looky, I can be useful as well as silly, but not a very large amount of
useful.

The bit is from one of the many court scenes, in this one they are all
playing charades, and the judge asks the foreman of the jury how they find
the defendant.

The foreman does the usual "two words, first word" bit, then makes the
action of tying a rope, the judge guesses "knot" after a few attempts, the
foreman then does the "second word, two syllables" movements and makes a
fish face and flaps his hands next to his neck, "gills", the foreman makes
the "shorter word movement" and the judge says "gill", he then makes the
"second word, second syllable" movement and makes like he is holding a cup
and saucer with his pinky out and taking sips. The judge then says "cup"
and goes on to say "We find the defendant not Gill Cup, case dismissed".

There, wasn't that a far more fun and entertaining reply than Episode 16.3,
sketch 24a5, 12 minutes in, just before the exploding penguin.[1]

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[1] This isn't true, there never was an exploding penguin sketch 12 minutes
into an episode.

Karissa Thomas

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Apr 26, 2000, 3:00:00 AM4/26/00
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In the episode with Spanish Inquisition. One of the best ever!!! Third
series (?).

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Tank

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Apr 27, 2000, 3:00:00 AM4/27/00
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It's from the charades court scene. The defendant is found not gill cup
of his crime. It's too long to explain.

RxRex65

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Apr 27, 2000, 3:00:00 AM4/27/00
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>"You have been found not gill cup of the charges against you"

Blast. I thought I was "Not Esther Williams."

~Rx
"I couldn't think of an acceptable legal phrase, m'lud."

EBCorp

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Apr 27, 2000, 3:00:00 AM4/27/00
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In article <20000425133636...@ng-ft1.aol.com>,

benva...@aol.com (Ben Varkentine) wrote:
>>I've heard reference to a "Guil cup " and monty python.. does
anyone
>>know what sketch it is from ?
>
>A trial sketch in which the verdict is given in charades. The
foreman mimes a
>fish for "Gill" and then drinking tea for "tea". But the jude
decides the word
>is "cup."
>
>"You have been found not gill cup of the charges against you"
>
>Ben A. Varkentine

Interestingly a gill is an archaic word to describe a glass of
wine, juice, oil et cetera.

Saulchurch!

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Ben Varkentine

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Apr 27, 2000, 3:00:00 AM4/27/00
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>>"You have been found not gill cup of the charges against you"
>
>Blast. I thought I was "Not Esther Williams."

It's both. Same sketch, diffent jokes.

Ben A. Varkentine

"Presuming an audience must adapt to the product instead of the other way
around is elitist and complacent, a presumption that reality doesn't apply to
us: decadent. "-Stephen Grant

Ben Varkentine

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Apr 27, 2000, 3:00:00 AM4/27/00
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EBCorp rico.brig...@utoronto.ca.invalid
wrote, in Message-id: <013dbfaa...@usw-ex0107-055.remarq.com>:

>>"You have been found not gill cup of the charges against you"
>>
>>Ben A. Varkentine
>
>Interestingly a gill is an archaic word to describe a glass of
>wine, juice, oil et cetera.
>
>Saulchurch!

What, where, when, ha, who...?

RxRex65

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Apr 28, 2000, 3:00:00 AM4/28/00
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>>>"You have been found not gill cup of the charges against you"
>>
>>Blast. I thought I was "Not Esther Williams."
>
>It's both. Same sketch, diffent jokes.

Goodness me! Thank you *so* much for clearing that up! I can now live my life
happily and securely in the knowledge that people like you still exist,
vigilant in the never-ending duty of NOT HAVING A BLOODY SENSE OF HUMOUR!

~Rx
"Well, he gets on my sodding wick!"

Ben Varkentine

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Apr 28, 2000, 3:00:00 AM4/28/00
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>Goodness me! Thank you *so* much for clearing that up! I can now live my life
>happily and securely in the knowledge that people like you still exist,
>vigilant in the never-ending duty of NOT HAVING A BLOODY SENSE OF HUMOUR!

Pardon me all the way to hell. I didn't realize "trying to answer a question,"
and "not having a sense of humor" were the same thing.
Sheesh.

RxRex65

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Apr 29, 2000, 3:00:00 AM4/29/00
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>Pardon me all the way to hell. I didn't realize "trying to answer a
>question,"
>and "not having a sense of humor" were the same thing.

Lemme 'splain something in case it's not in the FAQ: One of the great joys of
this NG -- indeed, one of the great joys of life itself -- is responding to a
reference from a Python bit with another reference from a Python bit. A thread
develops and it's titty jokes galore... oh, sorry... loads o' fun to see where
it leads.

You, sir, broke the chain, and you did so by assuming (incorrectly) that I had
asked a question about it. This is not unlike having a fish put down one's
trousers or when one's sodding hamster dies; it ruins the mood.

Not wishing to start a flame war, I remain...

~Rx
"Oh, Lord, we beseech thee, et cetera, et cetera."

Ben Varkentine

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Apr 29, 2000, 3:00:00 AM4/29/00
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>A thread
>develops and it's titty jokes galore... oh, sorry... loads o' fun to see
>where
>it leads.
>
>You, sir, broke the chain, and you did so by assuming (incorrectly) that I
>had
>asked a question about it.

When you ask a question, and I respond as though you asked a question, in the
spirit of trying to help someone clarify something that for all I knew they
really weren't remembering clearly, it's kind of snotty to then turn around and
accuse me of having no sense of humor. Unless, of course, "humor" around here
is defined as "parroting (appriopriately enough) python bits."

Mnemosyne9

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Apr 29, 2000, 3:00:00 AM4/29/00
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Mr. Varkentine (snicker), let me make it quite clear to you here.
No seriousness takes place on the premises of this ng.
Got it?
Because if you can't handle the silliness you'll never make it around here. (we
have man-eating members who will simply devour you after your third
misinterpretation of a silly bit.)
thank you
Stephanie

Ben Varkentine wrote:

> >Goodness me! Thank you *so* much for clearing that up! I can now live my life
> >happily and securely in the knowledge that people like you still exist,
> >vigilant in the never-ending duty of NOT HAVING A BLOODY SENSE OF HUMOUR!
>

> Pardon me all the way to hell. I didn't realize "trying to answer a question,"
> and "not having a sense of humor" were the same thing.

> Sheesh.


>
> Ben A. Varkentine
>
> "Presuming an audience must adapt to the product instead of the other way
> around is elitist and complacent, a presumption that reality doesn't apply to
> us: decadent. "-Stephen Grant

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Krizu

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Apr 29, 2000, 3:00:00 AM4/29/00
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And oh yes, there are those few resident idiots around here as well who make
things even more confusing by actually *being* stupid and offensive... (not
mentioning any names but you might know the folks I'm talking about)

Let's all be stupid and offensive in bad grammar!

i heit U gyus pleas fuk of an dy adn motne pyton is a buntsh öv odl faats wo
ar nott vuny.

Auntie Krizu

Steve©

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Apr 30, 2000, 3:00:00 AM4/30/00
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meow.

EBCorp

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May 1, 2000, 3:00:00 AM5/1/00
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In article <20000429000609...@ng-fh1.aol.com>,
benva...@aol.com (Ben Varkentine) wrote:

>When you ask a question, and I respond as though you asked a
question, in the
>spirit of trying to help someone clarify something that for all
I knew they
>really weren't remembering clearly, it's kind of snotty to then
turn around and
>accuse me of having no sense of humor. Unless, of course,
"humor" around here
>is defined as "parroting (appriopriately enough) python bits."

This is just a pet peeve of mine, but ever since I had to produce
a video linking together lots of british comedy skits in grade 7
I've sided against the use of the word "humour". It has had so
many meanings and uses over the years it is almost meaningless.
I much prefer the word "comedy", which clearly has a firmer
connection to theatre, film, and people laughing.

lenore...@gmail.com

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