Best Holy Grail lines....
Melissa Mullins
: I have always loved Monty Python and the Quest for the Holy Grail...so I
: just wanted to know what are some people's favorite lines from the
: movie...Mine are....Help Help, I'm being repressed....You're a looney(in
: the fight with the black knight) and What are you gonna do? Bleed on me?!?
: (" " " " " " ) Thanks for your input!!!!
: cindy
: :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :)
: Cindy Chalmers
: Carleton University First Year Classical Civilizations
: "Do what you must,
: Do all you can,
: Break all the fucking rules
: And go to hell with Superman
: And die like a champion" - Bad Religion
: Email address: ccha...@chat.carleton.ca
: :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :)
Mine (other than the ones you listed) are:
"I feel happpy! I feel happppy!"
"I mean, if I went 'round saying I was an emperor just because some
moistened bint had lobbed a scimter at me , they'd put me away!"
"Ah blow mah nose at you English pig-dogs! Your mother was an 'amster
and your father smelt of elderberries!"
"Ecky Ecky Ecky phtang zoop-boing"
JUSTIN MADER
br549 (br5...@usa.pipeline.com) wrote:
: What a STRANGE Person
I'm sorry, I can't recall hearing that line. What skit is it from?
Justin Mader aka Archbishop Albatros, Minister of the Department of Being
a Sarcastic Bastard When It's Completely Unnecessary
jma...@osf1.gmu.edu
"Wow, that was intense!"
"Repo man's always intense"
larchwood rabbit
"You TIT!"
the larchwood rabbit aka yes, I have two, y'know...
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"Your mother was a hamster, and your father smelled of elderberries!"
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Gitte & Claus Sorensen
> I have always loved Monty Python and the Quest for the Holy Grail...so I
> just wanted to know what are some people's favorite lines from the
> movie...Mine are....Help Help, I'm being repressed....You're a looney(in
> the fight with the black knight) and What are you gonna do? Bleed on me?!?
> (" " " " " " ) Thanks for your input!!!!
> cindy
We've allways loved the scene when the knights sees the castle Camelot for the
very first time:
- Camelot, - CAMELOT, - *C A M E L O T* . . . . . - It's only a model.
Gitte & Claus
Denmark
GAC
>I have always loved Monty Python and the Quest for the Holy Grail...so I
>just wanted to know what are some people's favorite lines from the
>movie...Mine are....Help Help, I'm being repressed....You're a looney(in
>the fight with the black knight) and What are you gonna do? Bleed on me?!?
>(" " " " " " ) Thanks for your input!!!!
>cindy
>:) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :)
>Cindy Chalmers
>Carleton University First Year Classical Civilizations
>"Do what you must,
> Do all you can,
> Break all the fucking rules
> And go to hell with Superman
> And die like a champion" - Bad Religion
>Email address: ccha...@chat.carleton.ca
>:) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :)
Your mother was a hampster & your father smelt of elderberries...
(actually the entire dialogue put forth by the French Taunter cracks
me up each and every time I see it!!!)
Grant
grant.c...@wcnet.org
"A colleague of his, a surgeon, who specializes in these kinds of things"
Timothy Clark
>From: cgso...@image.dk (Gitte & Claus Sorensen)
>Subject: Re: Best Holy Grail lines....
>Date: Mon, 05 Feb 96 20:11:58 GMT
>> I have always loved Monty Python and the Quest for the Holy Grail...so I
>> just wanted to know what are some people's favorite lines from the
>> movie...Mine are....Help Help, I'm being repressed....You're a looney(in
>> the fight with the black knight) and What are you gonna do? Bleed on me?!?
>> (" " " " " " ) Thanks for your input!!!!
>> cindy
one of my faves from holy grail is the line that goes like...
"it was a particularly harsh winter, and they had to eat the minstrels.... and
there was much rejoicing. yay!"
also...
"when danger reared its ugly head, Sir Robin turned his tail and fled."
nonentity the mundane,
protector of the gherkins,
guardian of the dills,
general nice guy,
king of the nomadic pickle tribes.
some call me... Tim?
John 'Shaggy' Kolesar
JUSTIN MADER <jma...@osf1.gmu.edu> wrote:
>
>br549 (br5...@usa.pipeline.com) wrote:
>: What a STRANGE Person
>
>I'm sorry, I can't recall hearing that line. What skit is it from?
It's from the scene when the knights first meet the French on the castle
wall. I believe that it was Palin's line, though that's just from memory.
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: br549 (br5...@usa.pipeline.com) wrote:
: : What a STRANGE Person
: I'm sorry, I can't recall hearing that line. What skit is it from?
: Justin Mader aka Archbishop Albatros, Minister of the Department of Being
Sheldon Easterbrook
Ludwig> * I'm getting better... You're not fooling anyone... I'm
Ludwig> happy, I'm happy! (old man in 'Bring out your dead')
Shouldn't that be:
'I feel happy, I feel happy...'
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Melissa Mullins the mad said in fish...
>
>Cindy Chalmers (ccha...@chat.carleton.ca) wrote:
>
>: I have always loved Monty Python and the Quest for the Holy Grail...so I
>: just wanted to know what are some people's favorite lines from the
Well, I think those sort of lines are classic. But the latter few times I've
watched THE film...i've found miself pissing myself at things such as:
The old guy in the dungeon clapping to the camalot song
The villager fishing with a club when robin i think it is rides past on his
'horse' :)
umm...Also when the villagers bring the 'witch' to be tried Bedevere is busy
tying a coconut to a swallow or someting...a pisser *ROFL*
and..of course there's the bit where Lancealot chrges into the princes room to
rescure him and the guard starts saying.."Ah..now your not supposed to come in
here, unless..." Urrrgg ;)
But theres just billions of them, that's waht really makes Pythons films for me
*8)
Course i could just be m....mmm.....m..m...mmmm.....*hits head*...mad sir
Matty.P aka I'm pink therefore i'm spam
Stacy E. Purvis
Maybee it's because I was once catholic- then again, I guess I still am;
they haven't excommunicated me ...... yet.
What does one have to do to be excommunicated these days?
Once again not the owner of this account,
so please don't flame her- besides she's not a witch so she won't burn.
Sackie, candidate for excommunication
aka when he was younger "Hey Mom, what does 'Formatting drive C:' mean?"
Rio
Some of my fav's are:
"We want....A SHRUBBERY!!!!"
"YOU TIT!.. I soiled my armor, I was so scared...later...What's he do
nibble your bum???"
"What else floats in water?.....bread,apples,very small rocks,cider,a ????
gravy,cherries,mud,churches,lead...churches and lead 'eh?
"She turned me into a newt...I got better!"
"NI!!"
"..Let me have just a little bit of peril...NO it's unhealthy...I bet
your gay...no i'm not!"
These are some of the coolest ones...
Rio
"In the drowsy dark cave of the mind dreams build their
nest with fragments dropped from day's caravan."
-Rabindranath Tagore
On Fri, 2 Feb 1996, Cindy Chalmers wrote:
>
> I have always loved Monty Python and the Quest for the Holy Grail...so I
> just wanted to know what are some people's favorite lines from the
> movie...Mine are....Help Help, I'm being repressed....You're a looney(in
> the fight with the black knight) and What are you gonna do? Bleed on me?!?
> (" " " " " " ) Thanks for your input!!!!
> cindy
>
>
Mats Blixt
What ya gonna do? Bleed on me?
You yellow bastard come back here and take whats coming to you!! I'll
bite your legs off.
DINSDALE.......DINSDALE......
Mats Blixt (mats....@mailbox.swipnet.se)
Mike Ormond
Should that not be Arthur saying "What an excentric performance !"
which is preceded by perhaps the funniest moment in the film when
Tim explains that "...death awaits you with nasty big pointy teeth !"
and does the actions to match.
Still, nothing can match the simplicity of the line "Good Shot !" in
Life of Brian after the Stoning Official has just been flattened by
a rock the size of Gibraltar.
Mike Ormond
Red Leader
>On 4 Feb 1996 17:58:48 GMT in the year of the frog, mmul...@comtch.iea.com aka
>Melissa Mullins the mad said in fish...
>>
>>
>>: I have always loved Monty Python and the Quest for the Holy Grail...so I
>>: just wanted to know what are some people's favorite lines from the
>
> and..of course there's the bit where Lancealot chrges into the princes room to
>rescure him and the guard starts saying.."Ah..now your not supposed to come in
>here, unless..." Urrrgg ;)
>
Or just before that, when Lancelot, after appearing to run in place for
several minutes, charges the guard at the entrance, and after a few
seconds the other guard realizes something happened and says "Hey..."
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one of these days Rio (pri...@beothuk.swgc.mun.ca) wrote:
: Some of my fav's are:
Mark Allen Kellner
that)
I'm not dead,I'm getting better, I think I'll go for a walk now, I feel
happy, I feel happy
Duck
The Faceless Ones
A few faves for everyday life are "He's buggerred off!"
(Three Heads Scene)
and the whole of the rabbit scene. Too hard to pick any others, it's my
favourite Python film!
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urbanus
with a piece of wood)...pie jesu domine...etc.
Clambake
>
>
>
>RUN-A-WAYYYYY!!!!
"I thought that your son was a woman."
'I can understand that.'
and
"Jesus Christ!!!"
(The PERFECT response to seeing someone viscouly maimed and killed by a rabbit,
IMHO.)
--
Clambake
"He felt that his head had been seperated from his
body and restored with odd connections."
clam...@serv.net
www.serv.net/~clambake/
aiaf...@ic3.ithaca.edu
"She's....BEAUTIFUL!! SHe's got HUUUUGE.....TRACTS OF LAND!"
"CAMELOT!!" "CAMELOT!" "CAMELOT!" "it's only a model." "SSSH!!"
"Perhaps if we built a large wooden badger...."
"Oh what times are these when evil men can go around saying Ni to
old ladies?"
"LET'S CUT HIS HEAD OFF!!!" "Oooh.... cut your own head off."
"You killed the best man!" "Sorry, I just get carried away sometimes."
"No no no no, it's back in the throat more....aaauuuggh..."
-Among hundreds of others
-Anthony "Gumby" Iaffaldano
whose head is currently stuck in the cupboard
Kerry Hansknecht
watery tart threw a sword at you!"
Kerry Andrew Hansknecht
khan...@osf1.gmu.edu
scott
Warren Croft
the mightiest tree in the forest... with... a herring!
--
Warren.
Timothy Clark
>From: bze...@titan.oit.umass.edu (Ben H Zeman)
>Subject: Re: Best Holy Grail lines....
>I forget my name. (lau...@dmv.com) wrote:
>: JUSTIN MADER (jma...@osf1.gmu.edu) wrote:
>: :
>: : br549 (br5...@usa.pipeline.com) wrote:
>: : : What a STRANGE Person
>: : I'm sorry, I can't recall hearing that line. What skit is it from?
>: : Justin Mader aka Archbishop Albatros, Minister of the Department of Being
>: : a Sarcastic Bastard When
>It's when they're at the French castle the first time, after..
>"you don't frighten us, English pig-dogs! Go and boil your bottoms, sons
>of a silly person! I blow my nose at you so-called Arthur King, you and
>your silly English kinnnnnnnnnnnnniggits!" (get it, "knights")
>(blows nose, taps on helmet, then finishes with a smacking of the lips.)
>(Galahad) What a strange person!
"Brave Sir Robin ran away...
When danger reared its ugly head,
He bravely turned his tail and fled..."
the whole song is great...
also the bit about the "not afraid to die in really nasty ways"
i.e. bowels unplugged, liver cut out, nostrils raped...
"ouch!"
nonentity (there are some who call me...tim?)
aka what is the air speed velocity of an unladen swallow?
wes...@coral.indstate.edu
Dennis: I mean, if I tried to weild supreme executive power, just because
some moistened bint had lobbed a scimitar at me, they'd put me away!!
TJ Wesley
larchwood rabbit
don't forget the dissonant chord! (which, oddly enough, sounds like <DUNG>)
signed- the larchwood rabbit aka what's brown and sounds like a bell?
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Ben H Zeman <bze...@titan.oit.umass.edu> wrote:
>I forget my name. (lau...@dmv.com) wrote:
>: JUSTIN MADER (jma...@osf1.gmu.edu) wrote:
>: :
>: : br549 (br5...@usa.pipeline.com) wrote:
>: : : What a STRANGE Person
>
>: : I'm sorry, I can't recall hearing that line. What skit is it from?
>: : Justin Mader aka Archbishop Albatros, Minister of the Department of Being
>: : a Sarcastic Bastard When
>It's when they're at the French castle the first time, after..
>
>"you don't frighten us, English pig-dogs! Go and boil your bottoms, sons
>of a silly person! I blow my nose at you so-called Arthur King, you and
>your silly English kinnnnnnnnnnnnniggits!" (get it, "knights")
>
>(blows nose, taps on helmet, then finishes with a smacking of the lips.)
>
>(Galahad) What a strange person!
>
>Britain's comedy of the past is from USA's of the present.
>
>so, how many "geek" points do I get here? :)
DarkWolf aka *holds up sign with 9.5 printed in bold black letters*
Gayle Graham
> Then, when you have found the shrubbery, you must cut down
> the mightiest tree in the forest... with... a herring!
> --
> Warren.
>
>
I absolutely love the entire movie so much this is just too
difficult....but for sake of narrowing them down I would have to say....
"your mother was a hamster and your father smelt....of elderberries"
When I heard this line the first time I almost lost my lunch!
Cheers for now!!!
One of the few gals who adore Monty at this school
br549
Must be a King. He hasn't got shit all over him.
The castle AArrrrggghh. I said IT again.
With a path down the middle.
Michael Hagesfeld
>Compare that with, say,Andrew Dice Clay and you'll see how far ahead
>Britain's comedy of the past is from USA's of the present.
Hey now, let's not go calling Dice USA's comedy of the present. A)The man hasn't
ben on the comedy scene for years now, so I'd hardly call him today's
American comic and B)I NEVER considered him a legitimate comedian.
There are tons of hilarious American comics who DON'T have to
resort to naughty nursery rhymes. In fact, since being in england I
noticed that the funniest people on Who's Line Is It Anyway tend
to be the Americans. So, while I adore English humor, let's not go
slagging of Americans simply because of a few bad apples.
>Ben Zeman
>251 Shadybrook Lane, Springfield MA 01118, (413) 783-8431
>National Organization for Men Against Sexism
No Mas, cute, I like it, how can I join?
---MEH, American and PROUD of it...
(Earl Pitts, American...UGH)
Liana Elandrian
: the whole song is great...
: i.e. bowels unplugged, liver cut out, nostrils raped...
"...and his penis--"
"Ah, that's enough for now, lads!..."
: "ouch!"
: nonentity (there are some who call me...tim?)
: aka what is the air speed velocity of an unladen swallow?
What do you mean--an African or European swallow?
--Laura
A horse! A horse! My kingdom for a horse!
Michael Hagesfeld
"No I haven't"
uttered by the Black Kaniggit when
informed he's had his arm chopped off.
Classic stuff.
And another vote for
"She turned me into a NEWT!...I got better..."
----MEH
WindSlasher
> --Laura
> A horse! A horse! My kingdom for a horse!
Don't you mean "A shroe! A shroe! My dingkom for a shroe!"?
-sahlres aak Toodcr Dragierib Rm. W. S. Ymugb
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> In article <4fl382$n...@eagle.dmv.com>, Liana Elandrian <lau...@dmv.com> wrote:
> > --Laura
> > A horse! A horse! My kingdom for a horse!
>
> Don't you mean "A shroe! A shroe! My dingkom for a shroe!"?
>
> -sahlres aak Toodcr Dragierib Rm. W. S. Ymugb
Oh, you mean Ring Kichard?
But surely, that's not an anagram, that's a spoonerism?
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Stephen Parkin <s...@spcap.demon.co.uk> wrote:
>Oh, you mean Ring Kichard?
>But surely, that's not an anagram, that's a spoonerism?
If you're going to split hairs, I'm going to piss off.
slasher aka Malliwi Rapesheake
John Greninger
"...and his eyes gouged out and his liver removed and his
nostrils raped and his bowels cut-out..."
SHUT UP!!!
Ewok
-ewok
Carcharodon carcharias
silly king?
Carcharodon carcharias
"Tis but a scratch."
"A scratch? Your arm's off!"
"No it isn't."
"Well what's that then?"
"I've had worse."
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"Right. I'll do you for that!"
"You'll what?"
"Come on."
"Whatcha gonna do, bleed on me?"
"I am invincible!"
"You're a loony."
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"I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster, and your
father smelt of elderberries."
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"...in the castle aaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrgggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhh.
He must have died while carving it."
"If he was dying, he wouldn't bother to carve aaaarrrrrggggghhhhh.
He'd just say it."
"Perhaps he was dictating."
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Wiiiiiiiiiith...a herring! <DUNG>
The I.G.
Here endth the lesson!!
Clay Flocco
Isn't it frightfully good to have a dong?
It's swell to have a stiffy;
It's divine to own a dick;
From the tiniest little tadger
To the world's biggest prick.
So three cheers for your Willy or John Thomas!
Hooray for your one-eyed trouser snake!
Your piece of pork,
Your wife's best friend,
Your pursey or your cock;
You can wrap it up in ribbons,
You can slip it in your sock.
But don't take it out in public or they will stick you in the dock
And you won't a-come a-back.
Ehhhwww, thank you very much.
Combined with the puke scene immediately following, it's possibly the
best part ever.
Clay Flocco
-"A newt?"
-"I got better."
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-"So how do we tell if she is made of wood?"
-"Build a bridge out of her."
....................
-"What also floats in water?"
-"Bread...apples...very small rocks...cider...great
gravy...cherries...mud...churches...lead"
....................
Good evening. The last scene was interesting from the point of view of a
professional logician because it contained a number of logical fallacies,
that is, invalid propositional constructions and syllogistic forms, of
the type so often committed by my wife. "All wood burns," states Sir
Bedivere, therefore he concludes all that burns is wood. This is, of
course, pure BOOLSHIT. Universal affirmatives can only be partially
converted, all of Elmer Cogan is dead, but only some of the class of dead
people are Elmer Cogan. Obvious, one would think. However, my wife does
not understand this necessary limitation of conversion of apropositions.
Consequently, she does not understand me; for, how can a woman expect to
appreciate a professor of logic if the simplest cloth-eared syllogism
causes her to flounder. For example, given the premise all fish
live underwater, and all mackerel are fish, my wife will conclude not
that all mackerel live underwater, but if she buys kippers it will not
rain, or that trout live in trees, or even that I do not love her
anymore. This she calls using her intuition. I call it crap, and it
gets me very irritated, because it is not logical. "There will be no
supper tonight," she will sometimes cry, upon my return home. "Why not,"
I will ask. "Because I have been screwing the milkman all day," she will
say, quite oblivious to the howling error she has made. "But," I will
wearily point out, "even given that the activities of screwing the milkman
and getting supper are mutually exclusive now that the screwing is over,
surely, then, supper may now logically be got. "You don't love me
anymore," she will now often postulate. "If you did, you would give me
one now and again, so that I would not have to rely on that rancid
Pakistani for my orgasms." "I will give you one, after you have got me
my supper," I now usually scream, "but not before," as you understand,
making her bang contingent on the arrival of my supper. "God, you turn
me on when you're angry, you ancient brute," she now mysteriously
deduces, forcing her sweetly throbbing tongue down my throat. "Fuck
supper," I now invariably conclude, throwing logic somewhat joyously to
the four winds. And so, we thrash about on our milk-stained floor,
transported by animal passion, until we sink back, exhausted, onto the
cartons of yogurt. I'm afraid I seemed to have strayed somewhat from my
original brief, but in a nutshell, sex is more fun than logic. One
cannot prove this, but it is, in the same sense that Mount Everest is, or
that Elmer Cogan isn't. Good night.
Bonni Hall
God: Of COURSE it's a good idea!
Her Grace the Duchess aka Prime Minister aka Being Seen a Little
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[penis song snipped]
> Combined with the puke scene immediately following, it's possibly the
> best part ever.
But it's not holy grail, is it?
Bjoernar aka now you, me and Sir Lancelot creep out of the wooden rabbit
and...
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Stuart Moor
> just a few words Ni, Peng, And Neeoow Wom
>
> Here endth the lesson!!
>
>
WHAT ABOUT ECKYECKYPTANGPTANGNIWUPONWOOOOOOO?????????
U U GGGG !!
U U G G !!
U U G !!
U U G GGG !!
U U G G
UUUUU GGG !! From Chuck in the frozen Wastes of the North.
Chaya Branley
> Her Grace the Duchess aka Prime Minister aka Being Seen a Little
Look, look, it's Bonni! (and there was much rejoicing -- yay) *5* posts
in one day... wow, she must really love us after all!
Chaya aka okay, okay, so it wasn't really a best holy grail line. it's a
fair cop aka happy now?
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You either get tired fighting for peace, or you die. --John Lennon
And the time will come when you see we're all one, and life flows on
within you and without you. --George Harrison
Jordan Voelker
(my friend Tim's favorite:) Look at the boooones!
Help, help, I'm being repressed!
sp...@datasync.com
<cfl...@u.washington.edu> wrote:
>Isn't it awfully nice to have a penis?
>Isn't it frightfully good to have a dong?
>It's swell to have a stiffy;
>It's divine to own a dick;
>From the tiniest little tadger
>To the world's biggest prick.
>So three cheers for your Willy or John Thomas!
>Hooray for your one-eyed trouser snake!
>Your piece of pork,
>Your wife's best friend,
>Your pursey or your cock;
>You can wrap it up in ribbons,
>You can slip it in your sock.
>But don't take it out in public or they will stick you in the dock
>And you won't a-come a-back.
>Ehhhwww, thank you very much.
>
>Combined with the puke scene immediately following, it's possibly the
>best part ever.
>
>Clay
>cfl...@u.washington.edu
Sorry, this is the Holy Grail, you want the Meaning of Life. That's 3
threads up, out of the door, line on the left, 1 cross each.
Spike aka WOW! 3 MP movies in two lines, a new record.
Kerry Hansknecht
>
>Arthur: Good idea, O Lord!
>God: Of COURSE it's a good idea!
>
Funny I didn't mention that one, I only recite it forty-eleven times
every day!
Welcome home.
"I feel happeee, I feel happee..."thump!
Michael Hagesfeld
>Sorry, this is the Holy Grail, you want the Meaning of Life. That's 3
>threads up, out of the door, line on the left, 1 cross each.
>
>Spike aka WOW! 3 MP movies in two lines, a new record.
Just add "Stupid Git" to the end and you can throw in an argument
sketch ref for a new record...
---MEH
David Rosenfield
> Just add "Stupid Git" to the end and you can throw in an argument
> sketch ref for a new record...
Well, holy meaning of Brian you're no fun anymore you spam killer sheep
brain hurts full frontal nude on a matress playing Olymipic hide-and-seek
--
David Rosenfield (You are a total, total, ... a word has yet to
be invented to describe how totally whatever it is you are,
but you are one, and a total, total one at that!)
Frank
In article <Pine.OSF.3.91l.96022...@saul2.u.washington.
edu>, Chaya Branley <ch...@u.washington.edu> writes
>On 20 Feb 1996, Bonni Hall wrote:
>
>> Her Grace the Duchess aka Prime Minister aka Being Seen a Little
>
>Look, look, it's Bonni! (and there was much rejoicing -- yay) *5* posts
>in one day... wow, she must really love us after all!
>
Could Bonni Hall please stand up. BANG. Now Bonni has just broken the
first rule of how not to be seen.
Frank
Andy Simpson
"Must be the King"
"How do you know ?"
"He hasn't got shit all over him"
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Perry Swanborough
I've chucked in lots of places in Australia. What's it like to chuck
in the frozen wastes of the North ?
Perry aka Bruce in charge of 20th century Existentialism.
larchwood rabbit
it on?", but they both work.... I've heard it quite a few times, just not
recently. That, and I don't have the tape anymore (SOB!!!WAAAHHHH!!!)
[hammer to the noggin] <WHAM!> WAAAUGH!!
Last Monday, the 19th of February 1996, Clay Flocco sang:
> Isn't it awfully nice to have a penis?
> Isn't it frightfully good to have a dong?
> It's swell to have a stiffy;
> It's divine to own a dick;
> From the tiniest little tadger
> To the world's biggest prick.
signed on this 23rd day of infamy- I mean, February....
*the larchwood rabbit* aka please take that damn consumer tag
off that MATTRESS- you've owned it for ten years now!!!!!!!
%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%
WHAT IS YOUR NAME?
sir rabbit of larchwood.
WHAT IS YOUR QUEST?
i seek the golden spork.
HOW MANY FINGERS
AM I HOLDING UP?
up your nose or up your arse?
ER- HMM......
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Leigh Anne Power
"What, the curtains?"
Lieutenant Governor of Colonial Loonies aka bet you're gay! aka I'm not!
Dave Romm
"Couldn't I have just a *little* peril?"
Nick Lagos
It's the expressions which make the line. For eg => when arthur is
confronted with the mad blast everything sorcerer, Cleese's face says it
all, "if they laugh at my name I'll blast them", in a contemplative mood
then he says
::::::::::::::::/ E-Mail: ni...@desire.apana.org.au \:\|/:____:\|/:
::::_-_|\::::::/ ~~~~~~~ /: @~/ Oo \~@::
:::/ *\::::/ A1200/030/882 12mbRAM Power CD-ROM 1gigbHD /::/_( \__/ )_\:
:::\_.--_/::::\ 28.8 Zoom Modem Sony SF1 Digital 1084s /::::::\__U_/::::
::::::::v::::::\ "There are some who call me....Tim?" /:::::::::::::::::
sar...@gas.uug.arizona.edu
...And they were forced to eat robin'sminstrels, and there was much rejoicing (yeaaaa...)
NEEEEEEEWONG!!!
Richard Rodenburg
then thou shalt count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the
number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be
three. Four shalt thou not count neither count thou two, excepting
that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number
three being the third number, be reached then lobbest thou thy Holy
Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who being naughty in my
sight, shall snuff it.
Richard Rodenburg, The Black Knight
"What are you going to do. Bleed on me?"
(R.Rod...@inter.nl.net)
Patrick Gordon
>
>There's good lines a-plenty, but I'm still fond of:
>
>"Couldn't I have just a *little* peril?"
-Paul
DooWoper
RUN AWAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
'es not dead. 'es just sleeping!
MHoffoff
Little Knights" NI NI NI"
Big Knight " SHHH"
Tom Erik Holland
> Big Knight" We are now the knights who say IGIGIGIGI GATANG ZUNKBONG"
>
> Little Knights" NI NI NI"
>
> Big Knight " SHHH"
We are no longer the Knights who say : akki akki fatang fatang ole biscut barrel!
Tara Malone u
That rabbit's dynamite!
I should have never looked at this newsgroup. It's futile to trade
favourite lines, you end up just wanting to quote the entire script.
BRAD STAPLETON
-> Mooooo!!
-> "JESUS CHRIST!"
->
-> and....
->
-> "You only killed the bride's father."
-> "Well, I didn't mean to."
-> "Didn't mean to?? You put your sword through his head!!"
-> "Oh dear, is he alright?"
->
-> ....or something like that.
How 'bout
I'm sorry, I AM british you know....
Tom Hollis
"we'll kill 'im and then go home for tea and biscuits"
"Oh, not biscuits!"
"Alright not biscuits, but we'll kill 'im anyway"
"right"
"right"
"'ere he's buggered off!"
"so he as he's scarpered"
Or somthing to the effect
P.S. Ni!!!!!
Tom Hollis T...@losgreen.demon.co.uk
jeremy jacobs
SARDUCCI) writes:
>
>BOINNGG!!
>Mooooo!!
>"JESUS CHRIST!"
>
> and....
>
>"You only killed the bride's father."
>"Well, I didn't mean to."
>"Didn't mean to?? You put your sword through his head!!"
>"Oh dear, is he alright?"
>
>....or something like that.
>
"Let's not argue and bicker about who killed who!"
jeremy
Dr. Erin D. Smale
spake:
>-> "JESUS CHRIST!"
That is one of my favourites--too bad Comedy Central edited it out.
How 'bout:
"And that, M'lord, is how we know the Earth to be banana-shaped."
"This new science amazes me. Tell me once again how sheeps' bladders may be
employed to prevent earthquakes."
________________________________________________________________
|-- Dr. Erin D. Smale :\ | "ONE of the Lee Harvey Oswalds acted |
| Master of a Science not | alone." |
| yet even *invented*. | Final conclusion of the SubGenius
| E-mail: esm...@ot.com | Conspiracy Panel, Chicago, 1992 |
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
Ben H Zeman
:
: How 'bout
:
: I'm sorry, I AM british you know....
What part is that from?
p.s. Trivia question: What is Patsy's only line in the film?
--
Ben Zeman
251 Shadybrook Lane, Springfield MA 01118, (413) 783-8431
National Organization for Men Against Sexism
JUSTIN MADER
: p.s. Trivia question: What is Patsy's only line in the film?
I do believe Patsy's only line was 'it's a fair cop.'
Justin Mader aka Pope Albatros III aka wait a minute, maybe it was 'it's
only a model' I always get those confused aka holds up a sign
that says *sarcasm*
X-X-X-X-X-X-X-X-X-X-X-X-X-X-X-X-X-X-X-X-X-X-X-X-X-X-X-X-X-X-X-X-X-X-X-X-X-X-X
...they hung in the air exactly the same way bricks don't.
jma...@osf1.gmu.edu
X-X-X-X-X-X-X-X-X-X-X-X-X-X-X-X-X-X-X-X-X-X-X-X-X-X-X-X-X-X-X-X-X-X-X-X-X-X-X
Phillip C. Pfaff
Patsy's only line is "It's only a model."
Catherine L. (spelt "Raymond Luxury Yacht" but pronounced "Throatwarbler
Mangrove")jma...@osf1.gmu.edu (JUSTIN MADER) wrote:
>Ben H Zeman (bze...@titan.oit.umass.edu) wrote:
>
>: p.s. Trivia question: What is Patsy's only line in the film?
>
Hemophile
"Your mother was a hamster, and your father smelt of elderberries!"
and also
"I'm INVINCIBLE!"
"You're a loony!"
Gareth Ashton
Message-ID: <506013...@concha.demon.co.uk>
Date: Monday, Mar 18, 1996 17.31.13
Organization: Damage Inc.
Reply-To: gar...@concha.demon.co.uk
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I wave my private parts at your aunties, you brightly-coloured,
mealy-templed, cranberry-smelling, elctric donkey-bottom biters.
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| KA - Now stand aside worthy adversary.
| BK - 'Tis just a scratch. (Looking at shoulder)
******************** | KA - A scratch? Your arm's off!
* * | BK - No it isn't.
* * | KA - What's that then? (pointing to arm)
******************** | BK - I've had worse.
| KA - You're a liar.
gar...@concha.demon.co.uk | BK - Come on you pansy!
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Ben H Zeman
: Oh no it isn't!!
:
: Patsy's only line is "It's only a model."
: >I do believe Patsy's only line was 'it's a fair cop.'
: >Justin Mader aka Pope Albatros III aka wait a minute, maybe it was 'it's
Spot-on, Phillip! Sorry, Justin!
Paul Rioux
> p.s. Trivia question: What is Patsy's only line in the film?
"It's only a model!!..."
Paul
"What do you mean, "I don't believe in God"?
I talk to him every day
"What do you mean, "I ain't kind"?
I'm just not your kind
Dave Mustaine - Peace Sells
jsu...@lb.ists.pwr.wroc.pl
John MacKanacKy.
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::MAIL: jsu...@lb.ists.pwr.wroc.pl ::- tych czterech scianach znajduje
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RUN-A-WAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYY!
Yours sincerely, wasting away,
Lisa (she's not a girl who misses much)
* * * * *
Find beauty in the banal, for it is everywhere. --Mark McKinney
* * * * *
gary stacey
>: Patsy's only line is "It's only a model."
>:
>: >I do believe Patsy's only line was 'it's a fair cop.'
I'm afraid you're wrong, it wasn't Patsys line, it was the suspected witch's
line. Just after they weighed her against a duck, and declared her to be a
witch and thus suitable for burning, she turns to the camera and says "Its a
fair cop."
My favourite group of lines is possibly:
The other kings said I was foolish to build a castle in a swamp. They said it
would sink. The first one did. The second one caught fire. The third one
caught fire, fell over and sank. But this one stayed oop!
Of course to be honest, all of the lines from the film are classics.
Help, Help, I'm being oppressed.... Come and see the violence inherent in the
system....
Bloody Peasant!
Gary.
Jennifer Maca
Todd David Brady
>In article <8BCB177.04D6...@onlinesys.com>, BRAD STAPLETON thus
>spake:
>>-> "JESUS CHRIST!"
>That is one of my favourites--too bad Comedy Central edited it out.
>How 'bout:
>"And that, M'lord, is how we know the Earth to be banana-shaped."
>"This new science amazes me. Tell me once again how sheeps' bladders may be
>employed to prevent earthquakes."
>
Or :
"He's not dead, he's just pining for the fjords"
or
"HELP, HELP, I'm being REPRESSED!"
or
"It's wafer thin"
or
"Nasty, big, pointy teeth"
Ron
Keith Herbert
>>How 'bout:
>or
>or
>"It's wafer thin"
>or
>"Nasty, big, pointy teeth"
How 'bout;
"Who's that then?
I don't know. Must be a King.
Why?
He hasn't got SHIT all over him!"
"Oh...um, look, if we built this large wooden badger..."
"Ah'm French! Why do you think I have this out-rrrrrrageous accent,
you silly King?!"
Philippe
> "Ni!"
Yes but then neee wong and neeee woomm
and eki eki eki ta pang
peter aaron bibler
I have to push the Pramalot!
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Throatwobbler Mangrove
SOME CALL ME .... tim!
this is my first post to tis news group so i hope you like it!
<walks away with an extreemly funny walk>
NI
In article: <4j308f$5...@pa.mother.com> non...@nowhere.com (Todd David
Brady) writes:
>
> esm...@ot.com (Dr. Erin D. Smale) wrote:
>
> >In article <8BCB177.04D6...@onlinesys.com>, BRAD STAPLETON
thus
> >spake:
> >>-> "JESUS CHRIST!"
>
> >That is one of my favourites--too bad Comedy Central edited it out.
>
> >How 'bout:
>
> >"And that, M'lord, is how we know the Earth to be banana-shaped."
> >"This new science amazes me. Tell me once again how sheeps' bladders
may be
> >employed to prevent earthquakes."
> >
> Or :
>
> "He's not dead, he's just pining for the fjords"
>
> or
>
> "HELP, HELP, I'm being REPRESSED!"
>
> or
>
> "It's wafer thin"
>
> or
>
> "Nasty, big, pointy teeth"
>
>
>
>
>
--
Throatwobbler Mangrove
Gareth Ashton
"Wait. Wait.... tell me, what also floats on water?"
"Bread? No, no, no. Apples ... gravy ... very small rocks ..."
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
(I nearly died laughing the first time I heard that!!)
or :
"Dennis! There's some lovely filth down here..."
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| BK - 'Tis just a scratch. (Looking at shoulder)
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Zoe Lang
"But sir, it's just a little bunny rabbit."
"The Holy Grail can be found in the Castle Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr."
And the whole bit with the Holy Hand Grenade.
Dot
"My head hurts, my feet stink & I don't love Jesus." Actual country & western song
Phillip C. Pfaff
"You don't just carve "AAAAAAAAARRRRRHGGGGGGh" while your dying"
"Perhaps he was dictating."
"Oh, shut up!"
Stephen Oakes
> SOME CALL ME .... tim!
>
> this is my first post to tis news group so i hope you like it!
It's a beautiful little posting. If only you hadn't included all that
garbage at the end, it could have been highly desirable.
> <walks away with an extreemly funny walk>
Not a silly one?
Run away! Run away!
> NI
Noo!
> [ garbage deleted]
> Throatwobbler Mangrove
Is that pronounced "Cyril luxury steamboat"?
Robert Colvin
>You're all missing several of the all-time classics:
>"But sir, it's just a little bunny rabbit."
>"The Holy Grail can be found in the Castle Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr."
>And the whole bit with the Holy Hand Grenade.
>Dot
od ton tegfor tihs eon:
...we're coming with you...
Rob. aka Hamrag
aka Blood devastation etc you have the general idea
David Gottdenker
> And the whole bit with the Holy Hand Grenade.
Including...
"...and the people did feast upon the lambs and the sloths and the breakfast
cereals..."
--
David Gottdenker
dav...@attquest.att.com
Chaya Branley
> this is my first post to tis news group so i hope you like it!
What happens if I didn't? Do you happen to have an extra copy of _Ethel
the Aardvark Goes Quantity Surveying_ that you'll give me if I hated your
post? What if I didn't hate your post at all, but I said I did so you'd
give me _Ethel_? Would that be all right?
> <walks away with an extreemly funny walk>
Chaya aka types away with an extremely funny case of carpal tunnel
syndrome aka well, not reeeeaallly aka but I had you going there for a
minute, didn't I?
Chaya Branley __ ch...@u.washington.edu
Disco Machine \/ Queen of Planet Earth
I need a big loan from the girl zone. Tori Amos.
Maharg
its only a flesh wound..
Sorry..
Guard stay here and make sure...(pf)
Bob McCann
<ch...@u.washington.edu> wrote:
> Chaya Branley __ ch...@u.washington.edu
> Disco Machine \/ Queen of Planet Earth
^
I have 2 questions: |
|
(1) Is this your underwear?
(2) Queen of Planet Earth, eh? Well, I didn't vote for you!
-- Bob aka no, I didn't say aka I was just clearing my throat.
Ryan Stewart
<Throatwobb...@timekeep.demon.co.uk> sent the following.
>SOME CALL ME .... tim!
>this is my first post to tis news group so i hope you like it!
><walks away with an extreemly funny walk>
>NI
>In article: <4j308f$5...@pa.mother.com> non...@nowhere.com (Todd David
>Brady) writes:
>>
>> esm...@ot.com (Dr. Erin D. Smale) wrote:
>>
>> >In article <8BCB177.04D6...@onlinesys.com>, BRAD STAPLETON
>thus
>> >spake:
>> >>-> "JESUS CHRIST!"
>>
>> >That is one of my favourites--too bad Comedy Central edited it out.
>>
>> >How 'bout:
>>
>> >"And that, M'lord, is how we know the Earth to be banana-shaped."
>> >"This new science amazes me. Tell me once again how sheeps' bladders
>may be
>> >employed to prevent earthquakes."
>> >
>> Or :
>>
>> "He's not dead, he's just pining for the fjords"
>>
>> or
>>
>> "HELP, HELP, I'm being REPRESSED!"
>>
>> or
>>
>> "It's wafer thin"
>>
>> or
>>
>> "Nasty, big, pointy teeth"
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>
>--
>Throatwobbler Mangrove
"Look, if I went around saying that I was emperor because some
moistened bint lobbed a scimitar at my head, they'd put me away."
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ste...@fred.net
http://www.fred.net/stewart
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