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Anders Adermark

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Mar 9, 1994, 5:03:15 AM3/9/94
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What is the air speed velocity of an unloaded swallow?

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Andrew Wilkinson

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Mar 9, 1994, 6:13:15 AM3/9/94
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In a previous article, a-ad...@yasmin.dsv.su.se (Anders Adermark) says:

>What is the air speed velocity of an unloaded swallow?

African or European?

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Bonni Hall

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Mar 9, 1994, 7:17:08 PM3/9/94
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In a previous article, a-ad...@yasmin.dsv.su.se (Anders Adermark) says:

>What is the air speed velocity of an unloaded swallow?
>

Bonni aka Huh? I don't know that....
AAAAAAUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Tim Alt

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Mar 13, 1994, 1:17:53 PM3/13/94
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Bonni Hall (bh...@prairienet.org) wrote:

: In a previous article, a-ad...@yasmin.dsv.su.se (Anders Adermark) says:

: >What is the air speed velocity of an unloaded swallow?
: >
: Bonni aka Huh? I don't know that....
: AAAAAAUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!

I believe it should be:

What is the air speed velocity of an unladen swallow?
^^^^^^^
African or European?

Huh? I don't know that.... AAAAAAUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!

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Bonni Hall

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Mar 13, 1994, 5:28:31 PM3/13/94
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In a previous article, ta...@ee.umr.edu (Tim Alt) says:

>Bonni Hall (bh...@prairienet.org) wrote:


>
>: In a previous article, a-ad...@yasmin.dsv.su.se (Anders Adermark) says:
>
>: >What is the air speed velocity of an unloaded swallow?
>: >
>: Bonni aka Huh? I don't know that....
>: AAAAAAUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!
>

>I believe it should be:
>
>What is the air speed velocity of an unladen swallow?
> ^^^^^^^
>African or European?
>

>Huh? I don't know that.... AAAAAAUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!
>
<Bonni gets out her copy of Monty Python and the Holy Grail, watches it
for the million billionth and fourth time> Ah! Why, yes Tim, it
seems you are correct..... <digs out her script for Monty Python and the
Holy Grail and reads it> Yep, that's what it says here..... Hmmmm.
Imagine that..... Good thing you told me!

Sir DarkWolf

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Mar 13, 1994, 7:14:38 PM3/13/94
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In article <1994Mar13.1...@umr.edu>, Tim Alt <ta...@ee.umr.edu> wrote:
>Bonni Hall (bh...@prairienet.org) wrote:
>
>: In a previous article, a-ad...@yasmin.dsv.su.se (Anders Adermark) says:
>
>: >What is the air speed velocity of an unloaded swallow?
>: >
>: Bonni aka Huh? I don't know that....
>: AAAAAAUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!
>
>I believe it should be:
>
>What is the air speed velocity of an unladen swallow?
> ^^^^^^^
>African or European?
>
>Huh? I don't know that.... AAAAAAUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!
>
>: --
Nope, sorry, you're both wrong... I believe it's

What is the air speed velocity of an un-leaded swallow?
^^^^^^^^^
Standard or Diesel?

Huh? I dont' know that... OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

Sir DarkWolf aka Silly engineers

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David Warnick

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Mar 13, 1994, 10:54:44 PM3/13/94
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In a previous article, drk...@wam.umd.edu (Sir DarkWolf) says:

[other stuff chopped up and fed to the sharks]

>Nope, sorry, you're both wrong... I believe it's

>What is the air speed velocity of an un-leaded swallow?

>Standard or Diesel?
>
>Huh? I dont' know that... OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
>
>Sir DarkWolf aka Silly engineers

David the Bruce aka Sure, but What did the witch say when.....


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Mar 14, 1994, 1:52:00 PM3/14/94
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In article <2m0a9e$2...@cville-srv.wam.umd.edu>, drk...@wam.umd.edu (Sir DarkWolf) writes...

>In article <1994Mar13.1...@umr.edu>, Tim Alt <ta...@ee.umr.edu> wrote:
>>Bonni Hall (bh...@prairienet.org) wrote:
>>
>>: In a previous article, a-ad...@yasmin.dsv.su.se (Anders Adermark) says:
>>
>>: >What is the air speed velocity of an unloaded swallow?
>>: >
>>: Bonni aka Huh? I don't know that....
>>: AAAAAAUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>
>>I believe it should be:
>>
>>What is the air speed velocity of an unladen swallow?
>> ^^^^^^^
>>African or European?
>>
>>Huh? I don't know that.... AAAAAAUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!
>>
>>: --
>Nope, sorry, you're both wrong... I believe it's
>
>What is the air speed velocity of an un-leaded swallow?
> ^^^^^^^^^
>Standard or Diesel?
>
>Huh? I dont' know that... OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
>
>Sir DarkWolf aka Silly engineers
>

Hey! That's not fair! I'm an engineer! Well, almost anyway.
Wait, people say I'm silly.. OK, I guess I *am* a silly
engineer!

What's brown and sounds like a bell?

DUNG!!!


Ellen aka just passing through..


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Sir DarkWolf

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Mar 15, 1994, 2:13:02 AM3/15/94
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In article <2m0n64$1...@vixen.cso.uiuc.edu>,

David Warnick <dwar...@prairienet.org> wrote:
>
>In a previous article, drk...@wam.umd.edu (Sir DarkWolf) says:
>
> [other stuff chopped up and fed to the sharks]
>
>>Nope, sorry, you're both wrong... I believe it's
>
>>What is the air speed velocity of an un-leaded swallow?
>
>>Standard or Diesel?
>>
>>Huh? I dont' know that... OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
>>
>>Sir DarkWolf aka Silly engineers
>David the Bruce aka Sure, but What did the witch say when.....
>
She says "tis a fair cock"

Sir DarkWolf aka No, wait, was that "the Holy Grail" or "Bonni does Dallas"
aka I always get those two confused.

David Warnick

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Mar 15, 1994, 2:37:43 AM3/15/94
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In a previous article, drk...@wam.umd.edu (Sir DarkWolf) says:

>>>Sir DarkWolf aka Silly engineers

>>David the Bruce aka Sure, but What did the witch say when.....

>She says "tis a fair cock"
>
>Sir DarkWolf aka No, wait, was that "the Holy Grail" or "Bonni does Dallas"
> aka I always get those two confused.

David the Bruce aka Are you insinuating something?

Sir DarkWolf

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Mar 16, 1994, 2:51:44 PM3/16/94
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In article <2m3ok7$o...@vixen.cso.uiuc.edu>,

David Warnick <dwar...@prairienet.org> wrote:
>
>In a previous article, drk...@wam.umd.edu (Sir DarkWolf) says:
>
>>>>Sir DarkWolf aka Silly engineers
>>>David the Bruce aka Sure, but What did the witch say when.....
>
>>She says "tis a fair cock"
>>
>>Sir DarkWolf aka No, wait, was that "the Holy Grail" or "Bonni does Dallas"
>> aka I always get those two confused.
>
>David the Bruce aka Are you insinuating something?
>
Sir DarkWolf aka ABSOLUTELY NOT <nudge nudge><wink wink><knowhadamean>

Sir Martin

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Mar 16, 1994, 4:49:57 PM3/16/94
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In article <CMo4F...@acsu.buffalo.edu>, v131...@ubvms.cc.buffalo.edu (The majestic m00se..) writes:
|>
|> What's brown and sounds like a bell?
|>
|> DUNG!!!
|>
|>
|> Ellen aka just passing through..
|>
Sir Martin aka well that's what dung _does_
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Jamesa Willer

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Mar 18, 1994, 3:44:13 PM3/18/94
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bo...@lynx.navo.navy.mil (Sir Martin) writes:
|> In article <CMo4F...@acsu.buffalo.edu>, v131...@ubvms.cc.buffalo.edu (The majestic m00se..) writes:
|> |>
|> |> What's brown and sounds like a bell?
|> |>
|> |> DUNG!!!
|> |>
|> |> Ellen aka just passing through..
|> |>
|> Sir Martin aka well that's what dung _does_

No, that's what dung *has done*.

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Anders Adermark

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Mar 23, 1994, 8:08:59 AM3/23/94
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> Sir DarkWolf aka ABSOLUTELY NOT <nudge nudge><wink wink><knowhadamean>

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Sir DarkWolf

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Mar 23, 1994, 4:54:21 PM3/23/94
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