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la_i...@blurt.oswego.edu
Oct 28, 1992, 10:09:37 AM10/28/92
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In article <1992Oct25....@blurt.oswego.edu>, lccs...@blurt.oswego.edu writes:
> In article <1992Oct24....@blurt.oswego.edu>, la_i...@blurt.oswego.edu writes:
>> Well, I've mucked about long enough (three days), and I would now like to
>> announce my candidacy for the orifice of president. What can I promise you
>> that the other candidates can not? Well:
>>
>> 1. All branches of the Royal Frog Trampling Institute will distribute free
>> cans of spam if you show them a pancake-shaped amphibian.
>> 2. There will be unlimited capital punsihment for all requesting it.
>> 3. No more singing!!! (At least not while I'm here.)
>> 4. Specially selected people will win tonight's star prize, the Norwich City
>> Council.
>> 5. All men will have the *right* to have babies.
>> 6. National funding for the Society for Putting Things on Top of Other Things.
>> 7. A poet in every home.
>> 8. No more of this anarcho-so-and-so commune, we believe strongly in
>> oppressive dictatorships.
>>
>> So, if you're tired of all the lies and nonsense, make a change to me, Mrs.
>> Sofia-Meredith Sergei-Ann Luke-Warner Bonggg. At least you won't know when I'm
>> lying to you.
>>
> Ahhh! A breath of fresh air in this otherwise....ack! What's that horrible
> smell! Oh no! It's the legendary black beast of ahhhhhhh....
>
> (as the legendary black beast lunged forward, escape for the would be voter
> seemed hopeless. When, suddenly, the animator suffered a fatal heart attack
> <oof!>. The quest to vote in the election could continue.)
>
> Look! It's the old man from scene...oops, sorry, my brain got stuck for a
> minute. <bang, bang> My brain hurts!!!!
> Well, anyways, as I was about to say, I hereby cast my vote for Mrs.
> Sofia-Meredith Sergei-Ann Luke-Warner Bonggg. It's time we had a blonde
> president!
>
> ---Ray "The Guttskwisher" Warner (The future Mr. S-M S-A L-W B)
>
>
>
>
> In article <1992Oct24....@blurt.oswego.edu>, la_i...@blurt.oswego.edu writes:
>> Well, I've mucked about long enough (three days), and I would now like to
>> announce my candidacy for the orifice of president. What can I promise you
>> that the other candidates can not? Well:
>>
>> 1. All branches of the Royal Frog Trampling Institute will distribute free
>> cans of spam if you show them a pancake-shaped amphibian.
>> 2. There will be unlimited capital punsihment for all requesting it.
>> 3. No more singing!!! (At least not while I'm here.)
>> 4. Specially selected people will win tonight's star prize, the Norwich City
>> Council.
>> 5. All men will have the *right* to have babies.
>> 6. National funding for the Society for Putting Things on Top of Other Things.
>> 7. A poet in every home.
>> 8. No more of this anarcho-so-and-so commune, we believe strongly in
>> oppressive dictatorships.
>>
>> So, if you're tired of all the lies and nonsense, make a change to me, Mrs.
>> Sofia-Meredith Sergei-Ann Luke-Warner Bonggg. At least you won't know when I'm
>> lying to you.
>>
> Ahhh! A breath of fresh air in this otherwise....ack! What's that horrible
> smell! Oh no! It's the legendary black beast of ahhhhhhh....
>
> (as the legendary black beast lunged forward, escape for the would be voter
> seemed hopeless. When, suddenly, the animator suffered a fatal heart attack
> <oof!>. The quest to vote in the election could continue.)
>
> Look! It's the old man from scene...oops, sorry, my brain got stuck for a
> minute. <bang, bang> My brain hurts!!!!
> Well, anyways, as I was about to say, I hereby cast my vote for Mrs.
> Sofia-Meredith Sergei-Ann Luke-Warner Bonggg. It's time we had a blonde
> president!
>
> ---Ray "The Guttskwisher" Warner (The future Mr. S-M S-A L-W B)
>
>
>
>
la_i...@blurt.oswego.edu
Oct 28, 1992, 10:09:03 AM10/28/92
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la_i...@blurt.oswego.edu
Oct 29, 1992, 7:10:30 AM10/29/92
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the endorsement of the Royal Frog Trampling Institute!!!!!!! I demand to be
included in the polls along with everyone else who has two votes!!!!
>>
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