An ad appeared in today's "Parade" magazine, a "Sunday supplement"
carried by many newspapers in the U.S.:
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| | Publishers Choice(R) Video(TM), Box 4171 | |
| | Dep. HR70-PP-net, Huntington Station, NY 11746 | |
| | please rush me: | |
| | ___ HR7 John Cleese's How To Irritate People | |
| | Only $19.95 plus $2.50 postage & handling. | |
| | ___ SAVE! Order two for only $38.90 plus $4.90 postage & handling | |
| | CA, MI and NY residents add sales tax. | |
| | My check is enclosed for $________. Charge my [] VISA [] MASTERCARD | |
| | Card No. ____________________________________ Exp. Date _______ | |
| | Name ____________________________ | |
| | Address ____________________________ | |
| | City __________________________ State _____ Zip ________ | |
| | (c) 1994 National Syndications Inc. | |
| | General Offices 37 11th Avenue, Huntington Station, NY 11746 | |
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| [photo of the video cassete box] |
| [showing a young Cleese sitting] |
| John Cleese |
| On One of the World's Most Hilariously Irritating Home Videos! |
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| Snooty restaurant managers, sadistic bureaucrats, aggravating garage |
| mechanics, obnoxious movie chatterboxes, annoying dates, nagging |
| parents, relentless salesmen... for some people irritation is a way of |
| life. For the rest of us, it's something we have to suffer in seething |
| silence... until now! Here's the master of maddening, John Cleese, with |
| a hilariously irritating home video that shows you how to turn the |
| tables on those evokers of everyday exasperation once and for all! |
| |
| Don't get irritated... GET EVEN! |
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| Now you can pay back all those people who irritate you in the way they |
| deserve. And you may even do it to them before they can do it to you! |
| Cleese gives you the know-how you need to irritate others for business |
| or pleasure. The creator of the one-and-only Basil Fawlty, he |
| demonstrates his uncanny ability to get and to keep victims just the |
| right temperature under the collar... one degree below the boiling |
| point! |
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| 14 Classic Comedy Sketches |
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| The secret is making it seem that it's all totally unintentional. You |
| may even disguise it by seeming to be considerate. They'll be plenty |
| frustrated, but never visibly angry. Cleese shows just how all this may |
| be done in a series of 14 uproarious classic comedy sketches, aided by |
| Python pals Michael Palin and Graham Chapman, Fawlty Towers' Connie |
| Booth, and Goodie, Tim Brooke-Taylor. Recorded in front of a live (and |
| thoroughly annoyed) audience, it's John Cleese at his brilliant best! |
| This is a video that no fan of Monty Python or Fawlty Towers will want |
| to miss. So don't get irritated--don't delay. Order your copy of JOHN |
| CLEESE ON HOW TO IRRITATE PEOPLE today! VHS.65 min. |
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| DS412(01)F |
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Anyone seen this?
Is it really new?
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Dave Yost
@ .COM