Incontinentia...???
Jennifer Merritt
|> See if you can solve this dispute. On Life of Brian, Biggus Dickuss has a
|> wife("He has a wife, you know. Know what she's called? Incontinentia.
|> Incontinentia Buttocks!").
|> I have always thought her name was "Incontinentia Buttocks," but recently
|> a friend of mine said that her name was "Incontinentia Buckets," not
|> "buttocks."
|>
|> I say "buttocks." He says "buckets." Anyone out there know which one of
|> us is right? Your comments are appreciated. -JB.
BUTTOCKS!
Definitely buttocks.
(Oh dear, that sounded much too enthusiastic... I'm not a wench really I'm
not... I'm not a witch either... you see this isn't my nose it's a false one!)
Then again, I've never read the script. But "Incontinentia Buckets" is much less
funny, and entirely not in keeping with "Biggus Dickus"... know what I mean,
nudge nudge?
Jen aka this is my third post & I haven't been targeted yet, although I suppose I
_am_ asking for it by pointing it out, I think I'll go hide now.
aaron long
: Jen aka this is my third post & I haven't been targeted yet, although I suppose I
: _am_ asking for it by pointing it out, I think I'll go hide now.
Now, now, dont be silly. Of COURSE you are being targeted. No, dont worry...
HEY! Get out of the water barrell, EVRERYONE hides in the water barrel...
Now... come one... im not going to hurt you? Why are you shaking like that?
PALSEY?
PARSLEY?
Of course i wouldnt be so cheap and wasteful as to attempt to blow you up,
little lass. That would be a horrible waste indeed. No, i have a completely
different type of targeting in mind...
And now for something completely diff'rent...
Aaron aka Knowwhaddamean? Wink Wink. Say no more!
Sir DarkWolf
>In article <1993Dec14....@ringer.cs.utsa.edu>, jbo...@lonestar.utsa.edu (James O. Boling ) writes:
>|> See if you can solve this dispute. On Life of Brian, Biggus Dickuss has a
>|> wife("He has a wife, you know. Know what she's called? Incontinentia.
>|> Incontinentia Buttocks!").
>|> I have always thought her name was "Incontinentia Buttocks," but recently
>|> a friend of mine said that her name was "Incontinentia Buckets," not
>|> "buttocks."
>|>
>|> I say "buttocks." He says "buckets." Anyone out there know which one of
>|> us is right? Your comments are appreciated. -JB.
>
>BUTTOCKS!
>Definitely buttocks.
>(Oh dear, that sounded much too enthusiastic... I'm not a wench really I'm
>not... I'm not a witch either... you see this isn't my nose it's a false one!)
>
>Then again, I've never read the script. But "Incontinentia Buckets" is much less
>funny, and entirely not in keeping with "Biggus Dickus"... know what I mean,
>nudge nudge?
>
>Jen aka this is my third post & I haven't been targeted yet, although I suppose I
>_am_ asking for it by pointing it out, I think I'll go hide now.
Sir DarkWolf aka OH, well... Here we go again.
aka FIIIIIIIIIZZZZZZZZZZZTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!
aka Damn, ok who got the powder wet?
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Mr D Bromage
>Jen aka this is my third post & I haven't been targeted yet, although I suppose I
>_am_ asking for it by pointing it out, I think I'll go hide now.
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!
Sir David aka sorry everybody, couldn't resist that one.
Dennis Monk
> >Definitely buttocks.
> >(Oh dear, that sounded much too enthusiastic... I'm not a wench really
> I'm
> >not... I'm not a witch either... you see this isn't my nose it's a false
> one!)
> Yes, but how much do you weigh??
> >
kniggets.
> >Then again, I've never read the script. But "Incontinentia Buckets" is
> much less
> >funny, and entirely not in keeping with "Biggus Dickus"... know what I
> mean,
> >nudge nudge?
> The script agrees with you. Did you hear that, it just said Buttocks too.
> >
> >Jen aka this is my third post & I haven't been targeted yet, although I
> suppose I
> >_am_ asking for it by pointing it out, I think I'll go hide now.
>
> Sir DarkWolf aka OH, well... Here we go again.
> aka FIIIIIIIIIZZZZZZZZZZZTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!
> aka Damn, ok who got the powder wet?
-Den aka *ZZZZIIIIPP* What's wrong, gov?
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|> See if you can solve this dispute. On Life of Brian, Biggus Dickuss has a
|> wife("He has a wife, you know. Know what she's called? Incontinentia.
|> Incontinentia Buttocks!").
|> I have always thought her name was "Incontinentia Buttocks," but recently
|> a friend of mine said that her name was "Incontinentia Buckets," not
|> "buttocks."
|> I say "buttocks." He says "buckets." Anyone out there know which one of
|> us is right? Your comments are appreciated. -JB.
You silly sods! It *is* in fact "Incontinentia Buttocks." It means
"big ass" or "big bum" and makes perfect sense in the context it is used in
the giggling guards scene. I've got the bloody script, and I'm infallible
when it comes to my Pythonia. So stuff that in your Hungarian Phrase Book!
"Incontinentia Buckets?!?!?" It don't work mate!! You great spotted
Nancy-boy poovy polagger! Now don't come `round here trying to tell ME what's
what! I know what's what! I'm the Bloody Grand Old Sage, I am! I may not know
much about mammalian genetic engineering, but then I don't plot trajectories
for Soviet spy planes, now do I?!!!
Now, I'd like to address the problem of these new synthetic dancing
stockings which seem to go all baggy in the knees after only a few evening`s
fun. It's a pig's life -- MAN'S life -- in the United State Government Ballet!
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Lord Skinny
>BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!
What have you done??? Here we were, spending three WHOLE posts and still
not blowing her up, keeping the suspense, the curiosity slowly building...
a three post-long foreplay, and now look what you did!
*sigh*
Such a senseless waste of human life!
Lord Skinny aka .
H.B. Kellick
>|> See if you can solve this dispute. On Life of Brian, Biggus Dickuss has a
>|> wife("He has a wife, you know. Know what she's called? Incontinentia.
>|> Incontinentia Buttocks!").
>|> I have always thought her name was "Incontinentia Buttocks," but recently
>|> a friend of mine said that her name was "Incontinentia Buckets," not
>|> "buttocks."
>|>
>|> I say "buttocks." He says "buckets." Anyone out there know which one of
>|> us is right? Your comments are appreciated. -JB.
>
>BUTTOCKS!
>Definitely buttocks.
>(Oh dear, that sounded much too enthusiastic... I'm not a wench really I'm
>not... I'm not a witch either.
A WITCH!!!!!
A WITCH!!!!!!
MAY WE BURN 'ER
NO! SIR TROLL HAS OTHER PLANS FOR THIS SLIPPERY EEL
>.. you see this isn't my nose it's a false one!)
>
>Then again, I've never read the script. But "Incontinentia Buckets" is much less
>funny, and entirely not in keeping with "Biggus Dickus"... know what I mean,
>nudge nudge?
>
>Jen aka this is my third post & I haven't been targeted yet, although I suppose I
>_am_ asking for it by pointing it out, I think I'll go hide now.
Sir Troll aka Steady crew, this one's a slippery one, she didn't mention
she was a newbie before this (she must be smarter than the other
bozos). Right! Check that she hid behind a bush!
BBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Stupid Git!
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Well, she turned me into a newt? the world!
A newt?
(Pause) I got better. hbk...@ultb.isc.rit.edu
Sir DarkWolf
>
>
I guess he's not much for foreplay.
Sir DarkWolf aka Well Sir David, if you pay attention, Ellen and I'll show you
how its done! Ready Countess??? nudge nudge
Jennifer Merritt
|> Jennifer Merritt (j...@athena.mit.edu) wrote:
|> : Jen aka this is my third post & I haven't been targeted yet, although I suppose I
|> : _am_ asking for it by pointing it out, I think I'll go hide now.
|>
|> Now, now, dont be silly. Of COURSE you are being targeted. No, dont worry...
|> HEY! Get out of the water barrell, EVRERYONE hides in the water barrel...
|> Now... come one... im not going to hurt you? Why are you shaking like that?
|> PALSEY?
|> PARSLEY?
|> Of course i wouldnt be so cheap and wasteful as to attempt to blow you up,
|> little lass. That would be a horrible waste indeed. No, i have a completely
|> different type of targeting in mind...
innocent like me, how can I _ever_ thank you? (maybe I am a wench. hmm...)
|> And now for something completely diff'rent...
|> Aaron aka Knowwhaddamean? Wink Wink. Say no more!
Jen aka are you insinuating something?
Jennifer Merritt
|> In article <2elgcf$1...@senator-bedfellow.MIT.EDU> j...@athena.mit.edu (Jennifer Merritt) writes:
|> >In article <1993Dec14....@ringer.cs.utsa.edu>, jbo...@lonestar.utsa.edu (James O. Boling ) writes:
|> >|> See if you can solve this dispute. On Life of Brian, Biggus Dickuss has a
|> >|> wife("He has a wife, you know. Know what she's called? Incontinentia.
|> >|> Incontinentia Buttocks!").
|> >|> I have always thought her name was "Incontinentia Buttocks," but recently
|> >|> a friend of mine said that her name was "Incontinentia Buckets," not
|> >|> "buttocks."
|> >|>
|> >|> I say "buttocks." He says "buckets." Anyone out there know which one of
|> >|> us is right? Your comments are appreciated. -JB.
|> >
|> >BUTTOCKS!
|> >Definitely buttocks.
|> >(Oh dear, that sounded much too enthusiastic... I'm not a wench really I'm
|> >not... I'm not a witch either... you see this isn't my nose it's a false one!)
|> Yes, but how much do you weigh??
|> >
|> >Then again, I've never read the script. But "Incontinentia Buckets" is much less
|> >funny, and entirely not in keeping with "Biggus Dickus"... know what I mean,
|> >nudge nudge?
|> The script agrees with you. Did you hear that, it just said Buttocks too.
|> >
|> >Jen aka this is my third post & I haven't been targeted yet, although I suppose I
|> >_am_ asking for it by pointing it out, I think I'll go hide now.
|> Where? behind that bush?
|> Sir DarkWolf aka OH, well... Here we go again.
|> aka FIIIIIIIIIZZZZZZZZZZZTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!
|> aka Damn, ok who got the powder wet?
Jen aka the unexploded newbie.
Jennifer Merritt
safe to assume that Sir David blew up the wrong piece of cover. Although the
fact that I'm not in scattered pieces on the ground also tends to affirm that
assumption. (quickly taking cover in another sketch altogether)
|> Lord Skinny aka .
Jen aka only a period? is that legal? aka !
aaron long
: Oh, thank you, gallant sir. I'm AWFULLY grateful you didn't explode a sweet l'il
: innocent like me, how can I _ever_ thank you? (maybe I am a wench. hmm...)
Actually, fair lady, im but a squire. (Im not sure how this happened, but it
seems to be commonly accepted. I dont mind much. I dont need some fancy title
to bolster my libido - er confidence... Also, it seems that all the kaniggets
around here can do is blow things up... Perchance they'd like a display of
some REAL chivalry? Triple-wink. Eh-hmmm ill need a volunteer... Nudge Nudge.)
: |> And now for something completely diff'rent...
: |> Aaron aka Knowwhaddamean? Wink Wink. Say no more!
: Jen aka are you insinuating something?
Aaron aka Im ALWAYS insinuating, but do you have the guts?
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What, the poor lass doesn't know is that a shadow has been following her
all along and examining her to see if she is worth his notice.
>|> Lord Skinny aka .
>Jen aka only a period? is that legal? aka !
Sir Troll aka Lesse, is she a virgin? She is definitely voluptious and
most definitely young. Hmmm could be a good time under the old bridge
tonight. I am extremely hungry. aka No Ellen, I'm going to EAT her. I'm
not going to do that bouncy bouncy thing, it'd kill her.aka oops I did
double akas again MoM is going to be angry at me.
Lost Boy
>>|> wife("He has a wife, you know. Know what she's called? Incontinentia.
>>|> Incontinentia Buttocks!").
>>|> I have always thought her name was "Incontinentia Buttocks," but recently
>>|> a friend of mine said that her name was "Incontinentia Buckets," not
>>|> "buttocks."
>>|>
>>|> I say "buttocks." He says "buckets." Anyone out there know which one of
>>|> us is right? Your comments are appreciated. -JB.
>>
>>BUTTOCKS!
>>Definitely buttocks.
>>(Oh dear, that sounded much too enthusiastic... I'm not a wench really I'm
>>not... I'm not a witch either... you see this isn't my nose it's a false one!)
>Yes, but how much do you weigh??
>>
>>Then again, I've never read the script. But "Incontinentia Buckets" is much less
>>funny, and entirely not in keeping with "Biggus Dickus"... know what I mean,
>>nudge nudge?
>The script agrees with you. Did you hear that, it just said Buttocks too.
>>
>>Jen aka this is my third post & I haven't been targeted yet, although I suppose I
>>_am_ asking for it by pointing it out, I think I'll go hide now.
>Where? behind that bush?
>
>Sir DarkWolf aka OH, well... Here we go again.
> aka FIIIIIIIIIZZZZZZZZZZZTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!
> aka Damn, ok who got the powder wet?
Jennifer Merritt
|> Jennifer Merritt (j...@athena.mit.edu) wrote:
|> : Oh, thank you, gallant sir. I'm AWFULLY grateful you didn't explode a sweet
l'il
|> : innocent like me, how can I _ever_ thank you? (maybe I am a wench. hmm...)
|>
|> Actually, fair lady, im but a squire. (Im not sure how this happened, but it
|> seems to be commonly accepted. I dont mind much. I dont need some fancy title
|> to bolster my libido - er confidence... Also, it seems that all the kaniggets
|> around here can do is blow things up... Perchance they'd like a display of
|> some REAL chivalry? Triple-wink. Eh-hmmm ill need a volunteer... Nudge Nudge.)
kniggets around here seem to be extremely, um, trigger-happy, they've already
tried twice unsuccessfully to explode me, and I'm beginning to doubt their
competence. I think they need a lesson in proper chivalric etiquette, and I'd be
more than willing to participate in any, ahem, demonstration... ;-)
|> : |> And now for something completely diff'rent...
|> : |> Aaron aka Knowwhaddamean? Wink Wink. Say no more!
|> : Jen aka are you insinuating something?
|> Aaron aka Im ALWAYS insinuating, but do you have the guts?
Jen aka ain't nods as good as a wink to a blind bat? aka I wouldn't mind
a bit of fun.
Jennifer Merritt
aka oh dear that's much too graphic sorry MoM.
Jennifer Merritt
|> Jennifer Merritt (j...@athena.mit.edu) wrote:
|> : kniggets around here seem to be extremely, um, trigger-happy, they've already
|> : tried twice unsuccessfully to explode me, and I'm beginning to doubt their
|> : competence. I think they need a lesson in proper chivalric etiquette, and I'd be
|> : more than willing to participate in any, ahem, demonstration... ;-)
|>
Shame on you good squire, that's exactly the kind of lewd & immature behavior
that got the good Lady Catherine appointed to her position in the first place.
Surely you've got more manners than that. Are they in the armoury? Hmm, let me
see...
|> Stand back, brave Kannnnnnnnnnnnnnnnniggits! I sense peril.... No, its much,
|> much to much peril for you to stand... No... I appreciate your offer, but
|> the queen must be protected! Do your duty, men... I, a lowley squire will mud-
|> wrestle - err tackle - err... STAND AGAINST! Yes, i will become firm and
|> upright in front of imminent horrible, terrible shapely peril. I am not afraid!
I'll help you stand firm against the peril! :)
|> Now, young, untitled lass, may i show yo around my armoury? I'll let you help
|> straigten out my... halberd... ZA! Halberds, i MEANT halberd*s*. And if you
|> are particularly lucky, i might even blow ya- err show (my, i do become tied
|> of tounge around her!) you my "private reserve". Henry Weinhart aint the only
|> fellow ever to keep the best things in life hidden. So whenever you're ready,
|> lovely lady, saddle up, and follow me!
I'd like to be an official Wench, actually - is that OK with the powers that be?
Too bad I can't use my 10 minutes on you, my good squire, but you're not a
knigget yet...
|> Aaron aka And all the wenches say: Zemma Ha Zinng Zemma Ha... Let me ride!
Jen aka no they don't, they've got their mouths full with your slippery...
er, slip of the tongue.
Jennifer S Merritt
>Jennifer Merritt (j...@athena.mit.edu) wrote:
>: kniggets around here seem to be extremely, um, trigger-happy, they've already
>: tried twice unsuccessfully to explode me, and I'm beginning to doubt their
>: competence. I think they need a lesson in proper chivalric etiquette, and I'd be
>: more than willing to participate in any, ahem, demonstration... ;-)
>
kniggets have been displaying of late, which is why the good Lady Catherine
was appointed to her post in the first place! Surely you have better manners
than this, you must have misplaced them somewhere... oh, here they are! What
were they doing in the armoury dear? (wink wink)
>Stand back, brave Kannnnnnnnnnnnnnnnniggits! I sense peril.... No, its much,
>much to much peril for you to stand... No... I appreciate your offer, but
>the queen must be protected! Do your duty, men... I, a lowley squire will mud-
>wrestle - err tackle - err... STAND AGAINST! Yes, i will become firm and
>upright in front of imminent horrible, terrible shapely peril. I am not afraid!
I'll help you stand firm against it, all right!
>Now, young, untitled lass, may i show yo around my armoury? I'll let you help
>straigten out my... halberd... ZA! Halberds, i MEANT halberd*s*. And if you
>are particularly lucky, i might even blow ya- err show (my, i do become tied
>of tounge around her!) you my "private reserve". Henry Weinhart aint the only
>fellow ever to keep the best things in life hidden. So whenever you're ready,
>lovely lady, saddle up, and follow me!
I'd like to be titled; can I be an official Wench? Is that OK with the powers
that be? Hello? In the meantime, good squire, I'd love to spend my ten
minutes with you, but you're not a knigget yet. Perhaps one day soon...
>Aaron aka And all the wenches say: Zemma Ha Zinng Zemma Ha... Let me ride!
Jen aka no they don't, they've got their mouths full of your slippery...
aaron long
: Well, we're even then, for I'm no lady, titled or otherwise. I agree, the
: kniggets around here seem to be extremely, um, trigger-happy, they've already
: tried twice unsuccessfully to explode me, and I'm beginning to doubt their
: competence. I think they need a lesson in proper chivalric etiquette, and I'd be
: more than willing to participate in any, ahem, demonstration... ;-)
Here that, boys? I believe shes a goer! Knowhaddamean? I'll bet she... goes!
Stand back, brave Kannnnnnnnnnnnnnnnniggits! I sense peril.... No, its much,
much to much peril for you to stand... No... I appreciate your offer, but
the queen must be protected! Do your duty, men... I, a lowley squire will mud-
wrestle - err tackle - err... STAND AGAINST! Yes, i will become firm and
upright in front of imminent horrible, terrible shapely peril. I am not afraid!
Now, young, untitled lass, may i show yo around my armoury? I'll let you help
straigten out my... halberd... ZA! Halberds, i MEANT halberd*s*. And if you
are particularly lucky, i might even blow ya- err show (my, i do become tied
of tounge around her!) you my "private reserve". Henry Weinhart aint the only
fellow ever to keep the best things in life hidden. So whenever you're ready,
lovely lady, saddle up, and follow me!
Aaron aka And all the wenches say: Zemma Ha Zinng Zemma Ha... Let me ride!
aaron long
: |> Stand back, brave Kannnnnnnnnnnnnnnnniggits! I sense peril.... No, its much,
: |> much to much peril for you to stand... No... I appreciate your offer, but
: |> the queen must be protected! Do your duty, men... I, a lowley squire will mud-
: |> wrestle - err tackle - err... STAND AGAINST! Yes, i will become firm and
: |> upright in front of imminent horrible, terrible shapely peril. I am not afraid!
: I'll help you stand firm against the peril! :)
err- off your feet now? Hey! Dont touch that! You dont know where its been!
: I'd like to be an official Wench, actually - is that OK with the powers that be?
: Too bad I can't use my 10 minutes on you, my good squire, but you're not a
: knigget yet...
You can be MY official wench. Like they say, on top of - ERRR behind every
great squire, there's a really great wench!
:
: |> Aaron aka And all the wenches say: Zemma Ha Zinng Zemma Ha... Let me ride!
: Jen aka no they don't, they've got their mouths full with your slippery...
: er, slip of the tongue.
Aaron aka... (speechless after that aka)
Jennifer S Merritt
Jen aka these computers are assimilating me...
Jennifer Merritt
|> Jennifer Merritt (j...@athena.mit.edu) wrote:
|> : |> Stand back, brave Kannnnnnnnnnnnnnnnniggits! I sense peril.... No, its much,
|> : |> much to much peril for you to stand... No... I appreciate your offer, but
|> : |> the queen must be protected! Do your duty, men... I, a lowley squire will mud-
|> : |> wrestle - err tackle - err... STAND AGAINST! Yes, i will become firm and
|> : |> upright in front of imminent horrible, terrible shapely peril. I am not afraid!
|> : I'll help you stand firm against the peril! :)
|> Nonono, you ARE the peril- err in peril, shall i sweep you out of your clothes,
|> err- off your feet now? Hey! Dont touch that! You dont know where its been!
filthy for MoM to allow on here... isn't it?
|> : I'd like to be an official Wench, actually - is that OK with the powers that be?
|> : Too bad I can't use my 10 minutes on you, my good squire, but you're not a
|> : knigget yet...
|> You can be MY official wench. Like they say, on top of - ERRR behind every
|> great squire, there's a really great wench!
Oh, please, nothing official yet, we've just met! ;-)
I just would like a slightly silly title, my name's so short as it is...
|> : |> Aaron aka And all the wenches say: Zemma Ha Zinng Zemma Ha... Let me ride!
|> : Jen aka no they don't, they've got their mouths full with your slippery...
|> : er, slip of the tongue.
|> Aaron aka... (speechless after that aka)
Jen aka :) aka we Wenches take pride in our work!
Lost Boy
>|> : |> much to much peril for you to stand... No... I appreciate your offer, but
>|> : |> the queen must be protected! Do your duty, men... I, a lowley squire will mud-
>|> : |> wrestle - err tackle - err... STAND AGAINST! Yes, i will become firm and
>|> : |> upright in front of imminent horrible, terrible shapely peril. I am not afraid!
>|> : I'll help you stand firm against the peril! :)
>|> Nonono, you ARE the peril- err in peril, shall i sweep you out of your clothes,
>|> err- off your feet now? Hey! Dont touch that! You dont know where its been!
>That's what I meant, you silly squire. But this scenario is getting entirely too
>filthy for MoM to allow on here... isn't it?
>|> : I'd like to be an official Wench, actually - is that OK with the powers that be?
>|> : Too bad I can't use my 10 minutes on you, my good squire, but you're not a
>|> : knigget yet...
>|> You can be MY official wench. Like they say, on top of - ERRR behind every
>|> great squire, there's a really great wench!
>Oh, please, nothing official yet, we've just met! ;-)
>I just would like a slightly silly title, my name's so short as it is...
>|> : |> Aaron aka And all the wenches say: Zemma Ha Zinng Zemma Ha... Let me ride!
>|> : Jen aka no they don't, they've got their mouths full with your slippery...
>|> : er, slip of the tongue.
>|> Aaron aka... (speechless after that aka)
>Jen aka :) aka we Wenches take pride in our work!
DPO...@kentvm.kent.edu
>a friend of mine said that her name was "Incontinentia Buckets," not
>"buttocks."
Monty Python scatology. Moreover, if one were incontinenet, one would not
need buckets.
David E. Powers <dpo...@kentvm.kent.edu>
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like. I do reserve the right to go wenching on occasion, in cognito.
Gina aka How's that for a Christmas gift?
tempor...@bigpond.com
> |> See if you can solve this dispute. On Life of Brian, Biggus Dickuss has a
> |> wife("He has a wife, you know. Know what she's called? Incontinentia.
> |> Incontinentia Buttocks!").
> |> a friend of mine said that her name was "Incontinentia Buckets," not
> |> "buttocks."
> |>
> |> us is right? Your comments are appreciated. -JB.
>
> BUTTOCKS!
> Definitely buttocks.
> (Oh dear, that sounded much too enthusiastic... I'm not a wench really I'm
> not... I'm not a witch either... you see this isn't my nose it's a false one!)
>
> funny, and entirely not in keeping with "Biggus Dickus"... know what I mean,
> nudge nudge?
>
> _am_ asking for it by pointing it out, I think I'll go hide now.
chazb...@gmail.com
> In article <1993Dec14....@ringer.cs.utsa.edu>, jbo...@lonestar.utsa.edu (James O. Boling ) writes:
> |> See if you can solve this dispute. On Life of Brian, Biggus Dickuss has a
> |> wife("He has a wife, you know. Know what she's called? Incontinentia.
> |> Incontinentia Buttocks!").
> |> I have always thought her name was "Incontinentia Buttocks," but recently
> |> a friend of mine said that her name was "Incontinentia Buckets," not
> |> "buttocks."
> |>
> |> I say "buttocks." He says "buckets." Anyone out there know which one of
> |> us is right? Your comments are appreciated. -JB.
>
> BUTTOCKS!
> Definitely buttocks.
> (Oh dear, that sounded much too enthusiastic... I'm not a wench really I'm
> not... I'm not a witch either... you see this isn't my nose it's a false one!)
>
> Then again, I've never read the script. But "Incontinentia Buckets" is much less
> funny, and entirely not in keeping with "Biggus Dickus"... know what I mean,
> nudge nudge?
>
> Jen aka this is my third post & I haven't been targeted yet, although I suppose I
> _am_ asking for it by pointing it out, I think I'll go hide now.
Gary Woods
>
>It's Buttocks.
Well, since you're answering a 25 year old post, it probably doesn't
matter any more.
I'd have hoped for "bollocks."
Old, but not quite dead yet:
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