Re: America deserves an AUK award.

[Orson Wells as CitizenCain]

"Little Meow" <me...@meow.meow> wrote in message
news:Xns9B13E613...@140.99.99.130...
> ah <splif...@gmail.com> wrote in
> news:48c5c911$0$67957$892e...@auth.newsreader.octanews.com:
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>> Little Meow wrote:
>>> Aratzio <a6ah...@sneakemail.com> wrote in
>>> news:p6t0c4pb7aua856b5...@4ax.com:
>>>
>>>> On Thu, 04 Sep 2008 19:45:34 -0400, in the land of alt.aratzio, ah
>>>> <splif...@gmail.com> got double secret probation for writing:
>>>>
>>>>>Little Meow wrote:
>>>>>> ah <splif...@gmail.com> wrote in
>>>>>> news:48bf48c6$0$67969$892e...@auth.newsreader.octanews.com:
>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Little Meow wrote:
>>>>>>>> ah <splif...@gmail.com> wrote in
>>>>>>>> news:48bdc5e5$0$67967$892e...@auth.newsreader.octanews.com:
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> Little Meow wrote:
>>>>>>>>>> ah <splif...@gmail.com> wrote in
>>>>>>>>>> news:48bcb891$0$67956$892e...@auth.newsreader.octanews.com:
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> Little Meow wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>> ah <splif...@gmail.com> wrote in
>>>>>>>>>>>> news:48bc9605$0$33684$892e...@auth.newsreader.octanews.com:
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> Little Meow wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> ah <splif...@gmail.com> wrote in
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> news:48bc53da$0$33687$892e...@auth.newsreader.octanews.com:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Little Meow wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> ah <splif...@gmail.com> wrote in
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> news:48bb7509$0$33706$892e...@auth.newsreader.octanews.com
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> :
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Little Meow wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> ah <splif...@gmail.com> wrote in
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> news:48bb36f5$0$67970$892e...@auth.newsreader.octanews.c
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> om:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Little Meow wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Aratzio <a6ah...@sneakemail.com> wrote in
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> news:aibkb45tk6hon7fne...@4ax.com:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Sun, 31 Aug 2008 01:44:00 GMT, in the land of
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> alt.aratzio, Little Meow <me...@meow.meow> got double
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> secret probation for writing:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Aratzio <a6ah...@sneakemail.com> wrote in
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>news:rjjjb4hld6j1ht7n1...@4ax.com:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Sat, 30 Aug 2008 18:03:52 -0400, in the land of
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> alt.aratzio, GitRDunn <GitR...@hk.hk> got double
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> secret probation for writing:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>In article
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>><plmib4dc9dgaci1n3...@4ax.com>,
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>a6ahlyv02 @sneakemail.com says...
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Sat, 30 Aug 2008 08:56:48 -0400, in the land
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> of alt.aratzio, GitRDunn <GitR...@hk.hk> got
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> double secret probation for writing:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >In article
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> ><q1jhb4pn5andlkbsu...@4ax.com>,
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >a6ahlyv02 @sneakemail.com says...
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> On Fri, 29 Aug 2008 23:57:51 -0400, in the
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> land of alt.aratzio, ah
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> <splif...@gmail.com> got double
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> secret probation for writing:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >Aratzio wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> On Fri, 29 Aug 2008 11:02:14 -0400, in
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> alt.aratzio, GitRDunn <GitR...@hk.hk>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> bloviated:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >>>In article
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >>><8nt8b45b99trijvb5...@4ax.com>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >>>, a6ahlyv02 @sneakemail.com says...
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >>>> On Tue, 26 Aug 2008 15:24:07 -0700, in
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >>>> alt.usenet.kooks, ???hw??f
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >>>> <snuh...@netscape.net> bloviated:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >>>> >Sad but true. How else to justify whats
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >>>> >unfolded since 9-11? We must all have
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >>>> >gone quite mad to sit idly by while
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >>>> >people get
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >>>> >detained without just cause and habeas
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >>>> >gets revoked. Read this and
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >>>> >see:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >>>> >http://smirkingchimp.com/thread/9503
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >>>> What is more disturbing is the only way
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >>>> to *unite* Americans is through hate.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >>>> Pretty bizarre when you think about it.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >>>> Rather than
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >>>> stepping up and trying
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >>>> to help the rest of the world, we resort
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >>>> to being the bully and are proud of our
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >>>> being the
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >>>> bully.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >>>Don't like this country, Aratzassholio,
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> Who said I didn't dimwit.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >>> then get the fuck out you communist party
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >>> card carrying cocksucking faggot.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> Ah, so you are against freedom.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >>>Eat shit and die you un-patriotic fudge
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >>>packing limp-wristed jizz guzzling
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >>>pussyboi.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> How Lamey of you.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >Who is this bad, bad man?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> A socque puppet
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >You're a cocque sucker, Aratzasshole. FOAD
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> No, I will not date you.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>You're not good enough to date anything or anyone
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>you camel fucker.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> You left out my pet goat.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Why did Foamboi remember you in his will and not me?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> People just like me for who I am.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> People like me, too, but they never give me goats.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Do you need one?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I'd like to build a goat cart for commuting to the
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> village market.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> What's yer colour?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Parts of me are medium tan, other parts not so.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> o.k., that's cool. I got some severely melanin-less real
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> estate with which to contend, too. But, I digress.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> My bike tan has almost replaced my truck tan. It'll be nice
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> to have matching arms again.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> Aye. I had a rock hammer tan, once. It was, well, boring.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Truth-be-told, I was trying to determine the desired colour
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> in goat and/or cart.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I'll be using acacia wood for the cart, finished with
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> mountain gorilla oil. A greyish goat will match.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> Consider it done.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> Do you have boarding?
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>> I'll coax it with a gentle tap on the hind quarters, I see no
>>>>>>>>>>>> need to torture the wee creature.
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> Goats don't care.
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> As candidate for President, I'll care so they don't have to.
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> I am Little Meow, and I approve this message.
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> Rock teh goat!
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> It is the best way to ensure stability.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> It's the eugenics that keep me voting.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> ALL HAIL EUGENE!!!1!!!!! FOR HE(TINH) HACE MUCH SOMETHINGNESS!
>>>>>
>>>>>VIVA LOS EUGENE!!!1!!!!! PARA �L (TIN�) TIENE MUCHA NADA!
>>>>
>>>> THE PEOPLES REPUBLIC OF EUGENE AND SPRINGFIELD ACCEPT YOUR NOMINATION!
>>>
>>> I FEEL A TINGLE UP MY LEG!
>>
>> FILTH!
>
> I FEEL A TINGLE UP MY FILTH!

THEN TAKE A FUCKING BATH YOU DIRTY WHORE

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>>>>>>> This year's gana be a winner!
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Last year's gana brought not A-game.
>>>>>
>>>>>Next year's gana bring a hot A-team.
>>>>
>>>> The A-Team is run by Kenny *kakes* Pangborn!
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>>> El Pendejo Pangborno nunca gana nada!
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>> El Pendejo Pangborno no tiene nada!
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> El Pendejo Pangborno no tiene huevos!
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>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> You might be surprised.
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>>>>>> *startle*
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>>>>>> It took a while.
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>>>>>S'o.k.; happens to all of us, once in a while.
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>>>> EEEK!
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>>> EEEEK!
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>> EEEEEK!
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> EEEEEEK!
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