Re: Drum Roll Please: My Citation Was.....
Joel K. 'Jay' Furr
in news:pan.2005.04.22....@iwoopitywooo.com:
> On Fri, 22 Apr 2005 10:39:13 -0700, Jon Enslin wrote:
>>> > I didn't choose an asshole neighbor, he moved here after I did.
>>> > Neighborhood associations protect the neighborhood from shoddy
>>> houses.
>>>
>>> and that's done by people following the rules. That's like saying
>>> traffic laws protect motorists from dangerous drivers, but then
>>> complaining when you get pulled over for doing 80 in a 55 because
>>> you've never caused an accident.
>>
>> Yes because leaving a grill in your driveway is *just* like going 80 in
>> a 55 mph zone...
>
> If it's a bullshit 55mph limit, yes, yes it is the same.
You need to be more relaxed, Dahmus. Go eat someone or something. No,
wait, that's Jeffrey Dahmer, right? Go host your own talk show, then. No,
wait, that's Tony Danza. (http://tinyurl.com/9lojn, incidentally) Well,
heck. Just go wank off. That's *definitely* Mike Dahmus.
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> Paranoid Dehumanized Narcissist <mdahwoop...@iwoopitywooo.com> wrote
> in news:pan.2005.04.22....@iwoopitywooo.com:
>
>> On Fri, 22 Apr 2005 10:39:13 -0700, Jon Enslin wrote:
>>>> > I didn't choose an asshole neighbor, he moved here after I did.
>>>> > Neighborhood associations protect the neighborhood from shoddy
>>>> houses.
>>>>
>>>> and that's done by people following the rules. That's like saying
>>>> traffic laws protect motorists from dangerous drivers, but then
>>>> complaining when you get pulled over for doing 80 in a 55 because
>>>> you've never caused an accident.
>>>
>>> Yes because leaving a grill in your driveway is *just* like going 80 in
>>> a 55 mph zone...
>>
>> If it's a bullshit 55mph limit, yes, yes it is the same.
>
> You need to be more relaxed, Dahmus. Go eat someone or something. No,
> wait, that's Jeffrey Dahmer, right? Go host your own talk show, then. No,
> wait, that's Tony Danza. (http://tinyurl.com/9lojn, incidentally) Well,
> heck. Just go wank off. That's *definitely* Mike Dahmus.
So those were YOUR cheerios I shat in this morning?
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Bryan S. Slick
[Fri, 22 Apr 2005 13:33:54 -0500]
I'll be damned.. Duhmass wrote something funy.
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> [Paranoid Dehumanized Narcissist (mdahwoop...@iwoopitywooo.com)]
> [Fri, 22 Apr 2005 13:33:54 -0500]
>
> :On Fri, 22 Apr 2005 18:29:26 +0000, Joel K. 'Jay' Furr wrote:
> :
> :> Paranoid Dehumanized Narcissist <mdahwoop...@iwoopitywooo.com> wrote
> :> in news:pan.2005.04.22....@iwoopitywooo.com:
> :>
> :>> On Fri, 22 Apr 2005 10:39:13 -0700, Jon Enslin wrote:
> :>>>> > I didn't choose an asshole neighbor, he moved here after I did.
> :>>>> > Neighborhood associations protect the neighborhood from shoddy
> :>>>> houses.
> :>>>>
> :>>>> and that's done by people following the rules. That's like saying
> :>>>> traffic laws protect motorists from dangerous drivers, but then
> :>>>> complaining when you get pulled over for doing 80 in a 55 because
> :>>>> you've never caused an accident.
> :>>>
> :>>> Yes because leaving a grill in your driveway is *just* like going 80 in
> :>>> a 55 mph zone...
> :>>
> :>> If it's a bullshit 55mph limit, yes, yes it is the same.
> :>
> :> You need to be more relaxed, Dahmus. Go eat someone or something. No,
> :> wait, that's Jeffrey Dahmer, right? Go host your own talk show, then. No,
> :> wait, that's Tony Danza. (http://tinyurl.com/9lojn, incidentally) Well,
> :> heck. Just go wank off. That's *definitely* Mike Dahmus.
> :
> :So those were YOUR cheerios I shat in this morning?
>
> I'll be damned.. Duhmass wrote something funy.
When? Where?
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