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I want to cook and eat Michelle Pfeiffer !!!

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Brielle Canthan

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Dec 22, 2005, 3:09:16 AM12/22/05
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I'm a cannibal and Michelle Pfeiffer is still a great piece of female
flesh and it's time to harvest this piggy and cook her meat.
Yummy!

So should I roast her on a spit, cook her in an oven, boil her in a
pot, butcher her for parts or eat her raw, as Sushi ???

What part of her do you want to eat?

Count Cannibal

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Dec 31, 2005, 11:44:49 PM12/31/05
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She's not young anymore, but still in good shape. Nothing for a roast,
but you can cook her in a pot as a nice Michelle - stew or butcher her
for parts. Properly tenderized, her meat should taste good. I'd like to
eat her rump and her tender-loin.

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