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Checkmate!
What can you expect when her parents allowed some dude to routinely climb
through her bedroom window? Sounds like things were a little loosey-
goosey in THAT house...
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Checkmate
KotAGoR XXXIV
AUK Hammer of Thor award, Feb. 2012
co-winner, Pierre Salinger Memorial Hook,
Line & Sinker award, May 2001
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A new revelation from David Keeting the Assworm:
"there's not much you can tell me about the boner that i don't know
already."
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Uncle Steve learns about pigs:
<US> How much money have you spent paying off the PIGS?
<CM> The pigs have no use for money. They're content to eat table scraps
and forage for truffles.
<US> I keep forgetting you've been doing this for so long that it's easy
for you. I can't wait to piss on your grave.
Regards,
Uncle Steve
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[tard] Phoenix swallows the hook, the line, the sinker, and half of the
pole:
<CM> Watch the stupid cunt ask what 1337 means...
<JD> That is exactly what I am expecting.
<CM> ROT 1337... it'll make you dizzy!
<Tard> Did... did you just tell someone to attempt to ROT-13 *numbers*,
you Clueless Newbie of the Month candidate?
BWAHAHAHAHA!!!!!! Even when we warned him first, he still fell for it!
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