PJ: U-Boat Commander
P.J. Gladnick
However, when I do appear in your M&B waters you risk being hit by one of my
flaming UseNet torpedos. Since I often lurk beneath the surface, you do not
know if ol' PJ is in the vicinity or not. Your Sonar will not work against
me.
Therefore the wise thing for you to do is to think twice before you make
your posts here. If they are not utterly absurd, you may well make it safely
to port. But if you draw attention to yourself with ridiculous posts you
risk going down in flames and sinking to the bottom of the UseNet sea as so
tragically happened to Marcella.
The best anti U(seNet)-Boat tactics that I can recommend is to post messages
expressing complete awe and reverence for Howard. My Sonar detectors are set
to pick up the slightest praise of Mark & Brian so beware. However, it is
not so bad to be sunk by Ol PJ since you will have been fired on by the
BEST! The New York Times News Service even wrote up a story about my UseNet
flames a couple of years ago. So being torpedoed in UseNet action by Ol' PJ,
the U-Boat Commander is like getting shot down by the Red Baron. It might
not be a great fate but at least you were destroyed by THE BEST.
Time now to dive down to my lurk mode beneath the surface and.....
....... Feuern Sie die Torpedos ab!
BillZBubb
attention?
On Wed, 7 Jul 1999 17:07:51 -0400 "P.J. Gladnick" <pjg...@gate.net>
hoping someone would notice him, wrote:
> As you may know I make only infrequent appearances here in this NG nowadays.
> However, when I do appear in your M&B waters you risk being hit by one of my
> flaming UseNet torpedos. . .
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P.J. Gladnick wrote:
> As you may know I make only infrequent appearances here in this NG nowadays.
> However, when I do appear in your M&B waters you risk being hit by one of my
BruceRob
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Choner <bsbo...@aol.com> wrote in message news:3783DAA2...@aol.com...
Al Booey
would post their offspring's pics on the internet. Btw, my hairy ass
looks cuter than those triplets.
>
(P.J. Gladnick) wrote:
>
As you may know I make only infrequent appearances here in this NG
nowadays. However, when I do appear in your M&B waters you risk being
hit by one of my flaming UseNet torpedos. Since I often lurk beneath the
surface, you do not know if ol' PJ is in the vicinity or not. Your Sonar
will not work against me.
>
Therefore the wise thing for you to do is to think twice before you make
your posts here. If they are not utterly absurd, you may well make it
safely to port. But if you draw attention to yourself with ridiculous
posts you risk going down in flames and sinking to the bottom of the
UseNet sea as so tragically happened to Marcella.
>
The best anti U(seNet)-Boat tactics that I can recommend is to post
messages expressing complete awe and reverence for Howard. My Sonar
detectors are set to pick up the slightest praise of Mark & Brian so
beware. However, it is not so bad to be sunk by Ol PJ since you will
have been fired on by the BEST! The New York Times News Service even
wrote up a story about my UseNet flames a couple of years ago. So being
torpedoed in UseNet action by Ol' PJ, the U-Boat Commander is like
getting shot down by the Red Baron. It might not be a great fate but at
least you were destroyed by THE BEST.
>
Time now to dive down to my lurk mode beneath the surface and.....
...... Feuern Sie die Torpedos ab!
Another freaking Howard Stern Web Page!
http://www.angelfire.com/ca/albooey/index.html Stern Rules!
al_b...@sternradio.com
Randy Eubanks
Is there somewhere I can find the NY Times article?
L8R:Randy
P.J. Gladnick wrote:
> As you may know I make only infrequent appearances here in this NG nowadays.
> However, when I do appear in your M&B waters you risk being hit by one of my
> flaming UseNet torpedos. Since I often lurk beneath the surface, you do not
> know if ol' PJ is in the vicinity or not. Your Sonar will not work against
> me.
>
> Therefore the wise thing for you to do is to think twice before you make
> your posts here. If they are not utterly absurd, you may well make it safely
> to port. But if you draw attention to yourself with ridiculous posts you
> risk going down in flames and sinking to the bottom of the UseNet sea as so
> tragically happened to Marcella.
>
> The best anti U(seNet)-Boat tactics that I can recommend is to post messages
> expressing complete awe and reverence for Howard. My Sonar detectors are set
> to pick up the slightest praise of Mark & Brian so beware. However, it is
> not so bad to be sunk by Ol PJ since you will have been fired on by the
> BEST! The New York Times News Service even wrote up a story about my UseNet
> flames a couple of years ago. So being torpedoed in UseNet action by Ol' PJ,
> the U-Boat Commander is like getting shot down by the Red Baron. It might
> not be a great fate but at least you were destroyed by THE BEST.
>
> Time now to dive down to my lurk mode beneath the surface and.....
>
> ....... Feuern Sie die Torpedos ab!
P.J. Gladnick
Choner wrote in message <3783DAA2...@aol.com>...
>Nice post P.J., it made me laugh so hard I cried.
>
>Choner
ACHTUNG! Listen up crew. Let this boat pass unharmed......
P.J. Gladnick
Tinas49ers wrote in message
<19990707210155...@ng-fb1.aol.com>...
>>Does your life suck so badly that you needed to post this cry for
>>attention?
>
>
Down periscope! Shnorkle up!
Kootchy Koo!
P.J. Gladnick
Al Booey wrote in message <19824-37...@newsd-113.bryant.webtv.net>...
AYE AYE Capt. PJ. It's pathetic to see that there are some dungholes who
would post their offspring's pics on the internet. Btw, my hairy ass
looks cuter than those triplets.
>
Ah! Al Booey! We must go hunting in a U-Boat Wolfpack and sink some Wussie
Boats in these tepid waters.
P.J. Gladnick
BillZBubb wrote in message ...
>Does your life suck so badly that you needed to post this cry for
>attention?
WAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!
Actually no.
P.J. Gladnick
BruceRob wrote in message <3783d...@news.pacifier.com>...
>Must have to do with all those paint chips PJ ate when he was a baby ;)
>
......Up Periscope!
TorpedoFeuer!
P.J. Gladnick
Randy Eubanks wrote in message <3783F6B4...@keyway.net>...
>PJ,
>
>Is there somewhere I can find the NY Times article?
>
>L8R:Randy
Actually it was a NY Times NEWS SERVICE article from over 2 years ago. I
couldn't find it yet but I did find this gem. If you go to the link, just
scroll down towards the bottom of the page to "Tips For Op-Ed Writers." BTW,
the article states that my story appeared in the L.A. Herald Examiner.
That's true but it also appeared in the Houston Chronicle Sunday Texas
magazine section, the Cleveland Plain Dealer, and several other papers.
http://www.inkspot.com/inklings/issues/ink0325.html
9. Avoid op-ed backfire.
------------------------
Humor is hard to project in an opinion piece. Satire can bite
the writer.
P.J. Gladnick wrote a tongue-in-cheek satire about harmful
cartoons for the Los Angeles Herald Examiner. He showed Snow
White exploiting short people, Scrooge McDuck engaging in the
capitalistic duck-slave trade, the Three Little Pigs abusing the
Big Bad Wolf, and more.
That article made him the hero of the National Coalition on
Television Violence, who used it to justify censoring Saturday
morning TV.
Purp
> PJ,
>
> Is there somewhere I can find the NY Times article?
Well gee, Randy, I thought we were all supposed to be
quaking in our boots, afraid to say anything to, or about, the
mighty PJ O'Joke.
Yeah right- when pigs fly and filters quit working. ;o)
--
Peace, Love, Rock 'N Roll! Purp
Bootzee sez: You never feed me.
>^,,^< Perhaps I'll sleep on your face.
That will sure show you!
AWITTHAUER
>From: Alb...@webtv.net (Al Booey)
>Date: Wed, 07 July 1999 07:01 PM EDT
>Message-id: <19824-37...@newsd-113.bryant.webtv.net>
>AYE AYE Capt. PJ. It's pathetic to see that there are some dungholes who
>would post their offspring's pics on the internet. Btw, my hairy ass
>looks cuter than those triplets.
>I have never seen any as_ that looks
cuter than those beautiful triplets, Congrats again Mike, AL W
Tinas49ers
>attention?
that wasn't obvious?
Martina 7 squared
Work like you don't need the money
Love like you've never been hurt
Dance like nobody's watching
Al Booey
>
BillZBubb
On Wed, 7 Jul 1999 23:55:36 -0400 "P.J. Gladnick" <pjg...@gate.net>
longing for those good old days when his opinion might have meant
something wrote:
>
> Actually it was a NY Times NEWS SERVICE article from over 2 years ago. I
> couldn't find it yet but I did find this gem. If you go to the link, just
> scroll down towards the bottom of the page to "Tips For Op-Ed Writers." BTW,
> the article states that my story appeared in the L.A. Herald Examiner.
NeliB
I was thinking the same thing. I know my honey has a copy of the last issue.
Will have to look when I get home tonight.
Neli
liza...@my-deja.com
torpedo. Yikes! Anyway, I read the reference to you in the link you
provided, and I am seriously curious: was this the reaction you were
shooting for? Did/do you agree with the National Coalition against TV
Violence? I'm really serious here. I'm just curious.
"P.J. Gladnick" <pjg...@gate.net> wrote:
>
> Actually it was a NY Times NEWS SERVICE article from over 2 years ago.
I
> couldn't find it yet but I did find this gem. If you go to the link,
just
> scroll down towards the bottom of the page to "Tips For Op-Ed
Writers." BTW,
> the article states that my story appeared in the L.A. Herald Examiner.
> That's true but it also appeared in the Houston Chronicle Sunday Texas
> magazine section, the Cleveland Plain Dealer, and several other
papers.
>
> http://www.inkspot.com/inklings/issues/ink0325.html
>
> 9. Avoid op-ed backfire.
> ------------------------
> Humor is hard to project in an opinion piece. Satire can
bite
> the writer.
>
> P.J. Gladnick wrote a tongue-in-cheek satire about harmful
> cartoons for the Los Angeles Herald Examiner. He showed
Snow
> White exploiting short people, Scrooge McDuck engaging in
the
> capitalistic duck-slave trade, the Three Little Pigs
abusing the
> Big Bad Wolf, and more.
>
> That article made him the hero of the National Coalition
on
> Television Violence, who used it to justify censoring
Saturday
> morning TV.
>
>
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twice as much next year."
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Al Booey
>
>Congrats again Mike, AL W
>
Al Booey
liza...@my-deja.com preferred dildo customer wrote:
>
>This is not a flame, because I sure wouldn't want to be hit by a
torpedo.
Another freaking Howard Stern Web Page!
Randy Eubanks
Actually, I get along fine with Al Booey, and have no hastle with PJ. If
this article exists I would like to read it! (While listening to M&B and
scarfing on Krispy Kremes and In-N-Out Burgers)
L8R:Randy
PS, I was sleeping late when you on YCW. I had my eyes shut and
listening, and when they said "Miracle from Yuma, Arizona" I bolted up a
shouted "PURP!?!" Probably very amusing if someone had been watching.
P.J. Gladnick
BillZBubb wrote in message ...
>And how long has the Herald Examiner been out of business?
>
>
>On Wed, 7 Jul 1999 23:55:36 -0400 "P.J. Gladnick" <pjg...@gate.net>
>longing for those good old days when his opinion might have meant
>something wrote:
>>
>> Actually it was a NY Times NEWS SERVICE article from over 2 years ago. I
>> couldn't find it yet but I did find this gem. If you go to the link, just
>> scroll down towards the bottom of the page to "Tips For Op-Ed Writers."
BTW,
>> the article states that my story appeared in the L.A. Herald Examiner.
>
>
P.J. Gladnick
liza...@my-deja.com wrote in message <7m2ibc$fb8$1...@nnrp1.deja.com>...
>This is not a flame, because I sure wouldn't want to be hit by a
>provided, and I am seriously curious: was this the reaction you were
>shooting for? Did/do you agree with the National Coalition against TV
>Violence? I'm really serious here. I'm just curious.>>
Not really. Like the article said, it was strictly tongue in cheek. However,
I guess some folks took it seriously. One reader even sent in a death threat
because he thought I meant to besmirch his beloved cartoons. I still have
that article.
P.J. Gladnick
Randy Eubanks wrote in message <3784EF4E...@keyway.net>...
>Purp,
>
>Actually, I get along fine with Al Booey, and have no hastle with PJ. If
>this article exists I would like to read it! (While listening to M&B and
>scarfing on Krispy Kremes and In-N-Out Burgers)
>
>L8R:Randy
I still can't find that article. So many things happen to the U-Boat
Commander that he can only load so much stuff aboard.
navyflyboy
I must warn you that my primary warfighting specialty is ASW...as in
Anti-Submarine Warfare. I am trained to not only detect and track, but
also to KILL enemy submarines. And since I fly well above your
environment, you are virtually powerless against me. The splashes you
hear all around you are the sonobuoys I will use to track you...Of
course, the best defense against my tactical superiority is to be as
quiet as you can be. It might be in your best interest to read your
tactical manual...
Trev
--
Trev
How come abbreviated is such a long word?
Randy Eubanks
I hear ya! The 4Gb in my laptop is stuffed, and I will need to move some of
the files off to my desktop soon.
L8R:Randy
Jay
writes:
>The splashes you
>hear all around you are the sonobuoys I will use to track you...Of
>course, the best defense against my tactical superiority is to be as
>quiet as you can be. It might be in your best interest to read your
>tactical manual...
>
ROTFLMAO!!!!!! hehehe
Jay
They say we must forgive the unforgivable
They want us to respect the unrespectable
The pious and the hip
So hypocritical
High crimes and misdemeanors
--- Dennis DeYoung
AWITTHAUER
smoke up yer ass since you like looking at your ass in the mirror,ps maybe the
tunnell of love is a more descriptive term for that? AL W
Al Booey
make any sense. Hard to avoid the flames huh? Well this one is directly
up you ass... IN COMING!!!
Another freaking Howard Stern Web Page!
P.J. Gladnick
navyflyboy wrote in message <7m35o2$o2b$1...@nnrp1.deja.com>...
>Herr Kapitan,
>
>I must warn you that my primary warfighting specialty is ASW...as in
>Anti-Submarine Warfare. I am trained to not only detect and track, but
>also to KILL enemy submarines. And since I fly well above your
>hear all around you are the sonobuoys I will use to track you...Of
>course, the best defense against my tactical superiority is to be as
>quiet as you can be. It might be in your best interest to read your
>tactical manual...
>
Silent Running mit der torpedos.
Purp
> Actually, I get along fine with Al Booey, and have no hastle with PJ. If
> this article exists I would like to read it! (While listening to M&B and
> scarfing on Krispy Kremes and In-N-Out Burgers)
Cool! :o)
> PS, I was sleeping late when you on YCW. I had my eyes shut and
> listening, and when they said "Miracle from Yuma, Arizona" I bolted up a
> shouted "PURP!?!" Probably very amusing if someone had been watching.
Ah, good! You haven't found the camera yet! :oş