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a daughter for mary

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the land surfer

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Apr 24, 2007, 7:57:59 AM4/24/07
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a daughter for mary
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we had joy
we had fun
we had
a

psychic blgo wot sang in music

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[Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 21:09:10]
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Pulp
'Common People'
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princess mary
had a daughter


half australian princess

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"of denmark"
she can come home

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jeez i;d have er

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th danish prince
would have t have a fuckable princess

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cant tell ya how proud we are

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we this close
to dumpin th queen and

lookin for a replacement
that hangs in the territory

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i'll never stand as king

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my princess married another and

bee invisible till i die

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[Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 21:12:23]
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City High
'Caramel'
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well i wasnt gunna say th skin colour had anythin to do with it but

i do surf on a unicycle in th surf and


i aint on th telly

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this is oz

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we proud of ya mary

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and th wind cried

mary

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then it threw up a coupel of times and

started screamin


stella


ya bitch
where's th drugs ?

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"here dear"

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[Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 21:16:31]
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AC
'Girls Got Rhythm'
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knockin down
cruiser blacks


vodka

hey boris

we miss ya man

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just kiuckin back

prior to
downloadin some
pron

a few chicks
takin it in th backdooor


fuck honesty is a bitch

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i'll make it up for it
and chase lesbian porn


but htey dointh same thing

appealin to th same tastes

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ah well

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we watch th porn changin and

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th tgp sites
mgp these days

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ok man
wot;s kinky now ?

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so how do chicks like
say
nickie kidman

get emselves a decent vibrator

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stands to reason
she cant just romp thru th door

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bothers me

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[Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 21:19:22]
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The Avalanches
'Frontier Psychiatrist'
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ok

i'll accept that

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still writin clues
to th song about t play

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betya mary
could buy a vibrator

without th media goin nuts

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bothers me
yr fame

stops u doin so much

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i liek bein infamous

dont get recognised so often

cheer up
yr a shithot actress


never proud of it it seems

dunno

dont watch yr movies

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tell yr old man to get fucked

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"she;d use that secret language her and her sister"
"came up with"


hmm

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yr witchdoctor says

yr a magic bitch


shut th fuck up

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i see nickie in my mind and


all i see is


her fuckin talkin


do u ever shutup woman ?

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stick somethin in her mouth keith


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seriously

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[Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 21:24:14]
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Do Re Mi
'Racing to Zero'
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hmm

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seriously is
channel ten;s logo and

it used to be channel 0

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sandra sully on her knees

i know u want to see that

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seriously

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rather
sophie formica

tied naked to my clothesline but

wot are ua gunna do

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it;s not that ya need starvin just

attitude adjustment

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she thank me afterwards


drop three dress sizes

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whatever ya do
dont say that

mel from sunrise has nice tits


koshie goes spare

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[Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 21:27:21]
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Marilyn Manson
'Tainted Love'
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yeah

like kim off

david and kim

nine am

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i'd do u three times but then
give u back to yr husband

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"and once so my mates could watch"

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jeez paulo

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"it;s anzac day tomorrow"

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well jennifer would cum and


probly kuta lady

catwoman would say yeah i think


umm


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so wot lesbians are chasin yr tits now ?

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oh dear

they in love wi th page three girl's tits

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has she seen em ?

ah well

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second weekend in a row

i spent wi th page three redhead

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[Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 21:30:44]
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Cypress Hill
'Cypress Hill - A Man'
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wot;s a man to do

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once a model

always a model

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call her gorgeous and
no amount of compliments is

overkill

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but she only goes out with
men


pity
th lesbians drool over er

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cant go anywhere wi her

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women slid eup and

are askin for her phone number

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usually fucked up over her last guy

typical chick

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luv ya catwoman


liked th after txt

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LOO & PLACIDO
'HORNY AS A DANDY'
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i'm still tryin to figure out
how i used less pot

i'm allergic to chicks

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just felt good

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she loves me back

th hot redhead

ex page three model

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if i'm
the unicycle man


street entertainer then

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four gorgeous daughters

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grandma

u no older than nickie kidman

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she had her life
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[Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 21:36:44]
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Little Heroes
'One Perfect Day'
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or ya will

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consult yr
local witchdoctor

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well for
bowen umm

that;s still probly me

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big magic

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kuta was a big
volcano once

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an australian princess

have ya seen th magic i pulled for u

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ah well

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one day

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i came
i saw

i apologised
and cleaned up th mess

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[Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 21:40:26]
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Jewel
'Cleveland'
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hands up who can picture jewel cumming

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"sing as she goes over th edge"

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i was a background singer seven yrs

"go over with er"

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kylei
"shutup bitch"
"dont reveal th plot"

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done my evil shit for th day

makin others

shit their pants

time to go surf


th net


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pirate jenny
"black"

'the land surfer"

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p.s.

[Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 21:43:44]
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Budgie
'Rape Of The Locks'
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