A Joke for the group #2.
Beave
forth the following:
>A Jewish man took his Passover lunch to eat outside in the
>park.
>
>He sat down on a bench and began eating. Since Jews do not
>eat leavened bread during the eight day holiday, he was
>eating Matzoh, a flat crunchy unleavened bread that has
>dozens of perforations.
>
>A little while later a blind man came by and sat down next
>to him. Feeling neighborly, the Jewish man passed a sheet
>of matzoh to the blind man. The blind man handled the
>matzoh for a few minutes, looked puzzled, and finally
>exclaimed, "Who wrote this garbage!?"
>
>Mudlark
>I love my swamp, you meet the friendliest people there.
ROTFLMAO!!! Gonna have to print these and slip 'em under the door of
the Synagogue next door.<EG>
Beave
Ðê_Waÿfarer ©
>
> A Jewish man took his Passover lunch to eat outside in the
> park.
>
> He sat down on a bench and began eating. Since Jews do not
> eat leavened bread during the eight day holiday, he was
> eating Matzoh, a flat crunchy unleavened bread that has
> dozens of perforations.
>
> A little while later a blind man came by and sat down next
> to him. Feeling neighborly, the Jewish man passed a sheet
> of matzoh to the blind man. The blind man handled the
> matzoh for a few minutes, looked puzzled, and finally
> exclaimed, "Who wrote this garbage!?"
>
> Mudlark
> I love my swamp, you meet the friendliest people there.
LOL, a keeper, I know of someone that would love this<vbg>
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> "à ê_Waÿfarer ©" <"à ê_Waÿfarer ©"@hotmail .com>, said the following :
>
> >Mudlark wrote:
> >>
> >> A Jewish man took his Passover lunch to eat outside in the
> >> park.
> >>
> >> He sat down on a bench and began eating. Since Jews do not
> >> eat leavened bread during the eight day holiday, he was
> >> eating Matzoh, a flat crunchy unleavened bread that has
> >> dozens of perforations.
> >>
> >> A little while later a blind man came by and sat down next
> >> to him. Feeling neighborly, the Jewish man passed a sheet
> >> of matzoh to the blind man. The blind man handled the
> >> matzoh for a few minutes, looked puzzled, and finally
> >> exclaimed, "Who wrote this garbage!?"
> >>
> >> Mudlark
> >> I love my swamp, you meet the friendliest people there.
> >
> >LOL, a keeper, I know of someone that would love this<vbg>
>
> Wouldn't be someone in a NG by any chance?
Sadly, I doubt it. But he's both blind and a non-practicing Jew.
Beave
something to the effect, then had to drastically change it to this:
>Be...@Home.Alone (Beave), said the following :
>
>>On 24 Jul 2000 10:27:05 -0500, Mudlark <mudl...@hotmail.com> spewed
>>forth the following:
>>
>>>A Jewish man took his Passover lunch to eat outside in the
>>>park.
>>>
>>>He sat down on a bench and began eating. Since Jews do not
>>>eat leavened bread during the eight day holiday, he was
>>>eating Matzoh, a flat crunchy unleavened bread that has
>>>dozens of perforations.
>>>
>>>A little while later a blind man came by and sat down next
>>>to him. Feeling neighborly, the Jewish man passed a sheet
>>>of matzoh to the blind man. The blind man handled the
>>>matzoh for a few minutes, looked puzzled, and finally
>>>exclaimed, "Who wrote this garbage!?"
>>>
>>>Mudlark
>>>I love my swamp, you meet the friendliest people there.
>>
>>ROTFLMAO!!! Gonna have to print these and slip 'em under the door of
>>the Synagogue next door.<EG>
>>
>>
>>
>>Beave
>
>Where do you think most of the Jewish jokes originate?
>
>
>Mudlark
>I love my swamp, you meet the friendliest people there.
From da Jews???<BG>...but it is possible the ones around here haven't
heard them yet.<S>
Beave
something to the effect, then had to drastically change it to this:
>"Ðê_Waÿfarer ©" <"Ðê_Waÿfarer ©"@hotmail .com>, said the following :
>
>>Mudlark wrote:
>>>
>>> "à ê_Waÿfarer ©" <"à ê_Waÿfarer ©"@hotmail .com>, said the following :
>>>
>>> >Mudlark wrote:
>>> >>
>>> >> A Jewish man took his Passover lunch to eat outside in the
>>> >> park.
>>> >>
>>> >> He sat down on a bench and began eating. Since Jews do not
>>> >> eat leavened bread during the eight day holiday, he was
>>> >> eating Matzoh, a flat crunchy unleavened bread that has
>>> >> dozens of perforations.
>>> >>
>>> >> A little while later a blind man came by and sat down next
>>> >> to him. Feeling neighborly, the Jewish man passed a sheet
>>> >> of matzoh to the blind man. The blind man handled the
>>> >> matzoh for a few minutes, looked puzzled, and finally
>>> >> exclaimed, "Who wrote this garbage!?"
>>> >>
>>> >> Mudlark
>>> >> I love my swamp, you meet the friendliest people there.
>>> >
>>> >LOL, a keeper, I know of someone that would love this<vbg>
>>>
>>> No doubt.
>>> Wouldn't be someone in a NG by any chance?
>>
>>Sadly, I doubt it. But he's both blind and a non-practicing Jew.
>
>OK. I thought you might be refering to a mutual friend. Looks like I
>fizzled out on that one.
>
>
>Mudlark
>I love my swamp, you meet the friendliest people there.
Muddy......Speakin' of Fizzled, would you do me a favor and mention
his CD went out via airmail today, with a loose loonie and toonie in
the package? Thanks buddy....he has been a little lax in his emails
again. <g>