Genealogy of Jack Schitt (if you haven't seen it yet)
Beave
forth the following:
>Snow Leopard <snowle...@hotmail.com>, said the following :
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>>GENEALOGY OF JACK SCHITT
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>>> Many people are at a loss for a response when someone says, "You don't know
>>> Jack Schitt." Now, you can handle the situation.
>>>
>>> Jack is the only son of Awe Schitt and Oh Schitt. Awe Schitt, the fertilizer
>>> magnate, married Oh Schitt, the owner of KneeDeep Schitt, Inc. In turn, Jack
>>> Schitt married Noe Schitt and the couple produced 6 children: Holie Schitt,
>>> Fulla Schitt, Giva Schitt, Bull Schitt, Bull Schitt and the twins - Deep
>>> Schitt and Dip Schitt. Against his parents wishes, Deep Schitt married a
>>> cousin, Dumb Schitt, a high school dropout.
>>>
>>> After being married 15 years, Jack and Noe Schitt got a divorce. She later
>>> married Mr. Sherlock but because her kids were living with them she kept her
>>> previous name. So she was known as Noe Schitt-Sherlock.
>>>
>>> One of the twins, Dip Schitt married Loada Schitt and they had a son,
>>> Chicken Schitt. Sisters, Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt, were inseparable
>>> throughout childhood and so it was only natural that they marry the Happens
>>> Brothers in a dual ceremony. The Schitt-Happens marriages produced 3
>>> children they all chose to use their mothers last name: Dawg Schitt, Byrd
>>> Schitt, and Hoarse Schitt.
>>>
>>> Bull Schitt, the prodigal son of Jack Schitt and Noe Schitt, left home to
>>> tour the world. He recently returned with his bride, Pisa Schitt and their
>>> new son Crocka Schitt.
>>>
>>> Now when someone says "You don't know Jack Schitt!", you can correct them.
>>>
>>>
>>>
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>>Snowy
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>ROTFWMNWITBLMFHO
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>Mudlark
>I love my swamp, you meet the friendliest people there.
Had to tag this post, the others expired.....
ROTFFLMAO!!! That's a keeper SL.
Beave