New Macek "Interview" ;)

[Major Roy Focker]

Wow! Your guys are all wrong about Macek. He is the greatest. I found
this interview about him from done by Cartoondubmaster.com's web site.

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Carl Macek, An Interview with the creator of Robotech and New Coke.
By: I. P. Freely

Today I have the great honor of interviewing Carl Macek, the creator of
Robotech. Robotech is that great cartoon which spawned many Japanese copycats.
Today I talk to him about the history of Robotech, the mentally ill anime fans
who don't like Robotech and Robotech's future.

I.P. : "For the past 16 years before the people in Japan learned to pick up
crayons Robotech has been around delighting the hearts of us all. Robotech
meant so much for the entire human race. Please tell us how it came about?"

Carl : " Well, what you got to understand is that the story of how I created
Robotech is greater than the story of how I created life itself. I was sitting
under a tree with sir Isaac Newton one day. I had just explained to him the
theory of relativity when I had this great idea for a poorly dubbed cartoon for
the 1980s. The first hurdle was that paper hadn't been invented yet. So, I
planted the seeds to the first tree and with it made paper. Now of course I
couldn't create robotech by myself. It might have taken me 7 days to make the
earth and mankind but, it would take me much longer to make Robotech. So, I
took it upon myself to train monkeys to draw every cell of animation. 3 months
later while I was crossing the river at Valley Forge I had completed Robotech."

Robotech contribution to mankind is outstanding from causing the
landing of the first man on the moon to the invention of Velcro, all thanks to
Robotech. Yet there are these dissidents that don't appreciate Mr. Maceks
creation. We asked him about them.

I.P.: "There are some people who..."

Macek : "I know what your going to say. Some people don't appreciate what I've
done for them. They appreciate my invention of sex but, not Robtech. The
thing is before I created Robotech only a few people knew what anime was. I
made anime (through Robotech) available for everyone. I took their power away
and gave it to the people and they love me for it."

I.P. : "What about the fans who weren't into anime before Robotech but, later
rejected Robotech for those Japanese rip-offs. Are they crazy?"

Macek: " Why yes, Yes they are."

I.P. : " Do you have anything to say to them?"

Macek: " If you will not be turned. You will be destroyed. Young fool...only
now, at the end, do you understand. Your feeble skills are no match for the
power of the dark side. You have paid the price of your lack of vision."

And how have they paid. Who could forget that story of those crazy
rip-off fans who were trying to get a boat to go to Japan. We should all take
the secret police for ending theirs lives. So, what will the future bring?

I.P.: " What does the future have in store for Robotech?"

Macek: " Funny you should ask me that. We're going to make a whole line of
Robotech products from toilet paper to feminine protection. All will have my
image imprinted on them. You not clean unless you wiped yourself with my
face."

I.P.: " Thank you sir but, must this interview end?"

Macek: " I must go back to my home planet with my life partner Alf."

I.P.: "It's was a pleasure."

Macek: "I know."

Let us all thank Mr. Macek once again for making are lives complete
and with hope the misguided ungrateful fans can all be re-macek educated.
Which is the topic for our next interview? An interview with Shoji Kawamori
that crazy Japanese guy who claimed he created Robotech. Well, after his
re-macek education and the removal of half of his frontal lobe. He loves
Robotech and shares that love with us. See you next time.

[Yoshi]

Roy you take too much yoshidrugs !!!!
I can't stop to laugh......

Stampede LOL !!

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Yoshi

[AidanK]

^_...no....*_...no, not that one either....hum...

fankly, there's not an emoticon to suit how FRIGGIN HILARIOUS that
is...Yoshi's right, you ganked some of his stash...^_^

-AK
http://www.genericanime.net

[O.D.]

There hasn't been a good parody in months, thanks Focker.

Forget Silly-Juice--

YOSHIDRUGS LIVE FOREVER!! @_@

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news:20010620220342...@ng-fl1.aol.com...

[Major Roy Focker]

I was mixing Silly Juice with Yoshi Drugs it gives a really nice buzz.

[Mecha-Man]

LOL! XD That was soo friggin' funny. Good work man. ^_^

-Fory, The Mysterious Lurker

"But who here hasn't wished that they could fix politics simply by jumping in a
giant mecha and going to Washington?"

[Comic-Kaze]

I only resent the fact that Alf was put into a negative light.
-Jeremy

[Mecha-Man]

>I only resent the fact that Alf was put into a negative light.
>-Jeremy

ALF was not harmed during the writing of this parody. ;)