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Cyclone Ranger

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Aug 18, 2009, 10:06:01 AM8/18/09
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On Aug 18, 8:54 am, xyzzy <xyzzy.d...@gmail.com> wrote:
> On Aug 18, 8:26 am, Peach <strawbe...@lpbroadband.net> wrote:
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> > On Aug 17, 11:21 pm, DanS. <dsla...@yahoo.com> wrote:
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> > > I know you couldn't stand the trailer park owner's daughter.  She
> > > harassed you until you felt the need to leave and boy, did you.  You
> > > left your dilapidated trailer trashed.  The front and back doors were
> > > swinging in the wind and sundry pieces of furniture and general garbage
> > > were left strewn about the confines of your yard (you could have left
> > > the fence slats so we couldn't have seen a majority of it, but you took
> > > them down and gave them to another neighbor).
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> > > But, you left angrily and it sure showed.  But, what did the three
> > > full-grown tomcats do to get abandoned?  You took them in, and left
> > > them ostensibly with the irresponsible 20-something across the street.  
> > > So, she comes to my door, drunk (kinda hawt) on her way out for the
> > > Saturday night and asks "did they move?"  I guess the virtual garbage
> > > dump that was the center of the neighborhood for a week wasn't enough
> > > to clue her in.  So, I said, "why yes, they did - mmm, you sure smell
> > > nice (I may have been a little tipsy too)."  She replied, "Well, they
> > > asked me to take care of their cats.  One of them is bleeding pretty
> > > bad."
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> > > I know this isn't the most romatic coversation at this point, but my
> > > mind was still on how I could get her in the trailer for some sort of
> > > date-type situation.  Anyways, my daughter jock-blocks me by jumping
> > > in-between us to throw in whatever 2 cents she knows about your cats.
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> > The thing that bothered me most about this post was that last
> > paragraph....I hope you were joking and it was bait.
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> > Peach
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> I'm still trying to find the mia poast he's lampooning here.  It's a
> very good job, but I can't find the original.- Hide quoted text -
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> - Show quoted text -

I was thinking the same thing.

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