http://www.nytimes.com/2008/08/24/world/europe/24crete.html?_r=1&em&oref=slogin
10. Stiff upper lip.<a cliche that ain't true on holiday vacation with
unlimited booze>
9. The most civilized people on Earth <the reports of 3 stooges'
activities are tabloid tripe>
8. It's the greasey fish n chips (fries) & semi unthawed meat pies <a
meat pie is somewhat reminiscent of the Swanson yummy pot pie of the
1950s--60s>
7. Obviously they're protective of the tradition of Queen Victoria
6. Paliamentary proposal allegedly being circulated: "On second
thought, we're bringing back Oliver Cromwell's puritanism asap <this
is all the fault of the Windsors and/or Benny Hill>
5. -- .0 The pound is worth about two dollars U.S., and the blokes
are therefore axiomatically behaving as serious soccer hooligans