New home for the Dave Basket Page
Maybe
Chief Executive Basket Officer (CEBO) Maybe/Laura has announced the
move of Dave's Basket Page (DBP) and subsidiaries to Best-Page Farms
(BPF).
America Online recently dropped sponsorship of DBP and its
subsidiaries.
Maybe/Laura will become the CEBO of Best-Page Farms.
Maybe will serve as president of global packaging management for
DBP. She will oversee global corporate packaging along with BPF's
global soft & hardware operations.
Alan Page, BPF'S CEO, said, “We believe that DBP's growth
potential will rise with great productive incentives in line with
BPF's desires. AOL's failure to maintain DBP is our gain. Maybe's
innovative foresight of the market, proves to everyone that her grasp
of what is truly important to the American public's web content &
desires, makes her retention as CEBO a 'no-brainer'."
"We are proud to have such expertise in human growth and basket
development join us."
http://best-page.us/Maybeso/davebasket/dave.html
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Sally
I didn't understand all that corporate jargon, but I sure am glad I'll
be able to ogle Dave's bod. Thanx! To all of you. Good merger. I wish
Maybe good luck in her new role with all that responsiblity.
Sally
Marilyn
10. This merger was made possible by a large endowment.
Kath
> Top Ten Little Known Things About the (DBP) and (BPF) Merger:
>
> 10. This merger was made possible by a large endowment.
9. Those who view it are impressed with how it measures up.
katycren
> Top Ten Little Known Things About the (DBP) and (BPF) Merger:
>
> 10. This merger was made possible by a large endowment.
9. Gives new meaning to term "shareholders."
James Langdell
7. Past performance is no guarantee of future results
Tom Cronin
> > > 10. This merger was made possible by a large endowment.
>
> > 9. Those who view it are impressed with how it measures up.
>
> > 8. Gives new meaning to term "shareholders."
>
> 7. Past performance is no guarantee of future results
If the endowment maintains its standing for more than four hours,
please consult a physician immediately.
Donz5
> On Oct 6, 2:53 pm, James Langdell <JamesLangd...@gmail.com> wrote:
>
> > > > 10. This merger was made possible by a large endowment.
>
> > > 9. Those who view it are impressed with how it measures up.
>
> > > 8. Gives new meaning to term "shareholders."
>
> > 7. Past performance is no guarantee of future results
>
> please consult a physician immediately.
5. Self-abusers guilty of premature jocularity will find themselves
sentenced to the appropriate penal colonies.
Alan Page
10. This merger was made possible by a large endowment. (Marylin)
9. Those who view it are impressed with how it measures up. (Kath)
8. Gives new meaning to term "shareholders." (Katycren)
7. Past performance is no guarantee of future results (James Langdell)
6. If the endowment maintains its standing for more than four hours, please
consult a physician immediately.(Tom [Hol-In-One] Croning)
5. Self-abusers guilty of premature jocularity will find themselves
sentenced to the appropriate penal colonies.
4. <dumb guy voice> "What's a basket?"
--
Alan
~WWWWW~
What a Wonderful Web We Weave
Alan Page
10. This merger was made possible by a large endowment. (Marylin)
9. Those who view it are impressed with how it measures up. (Kath)
8. Gives new meaning to term "shareholders." (Katycren)
7. Past performance is no guarantee of future results (James Langdell)
6. If the endowment maintains its standing for more than four hours, please
consult a physician immediately.(Tom [Hol-In-One] Croning)
5. Self-abusers guilty of premature jocularity will find themselves
sentenced to the appropriate penal colonies. (Donz)
Steve Curtis
>10. This merger was made possible by a
>large endowment. (Marylin)
>9. Those who view it are impressed with
>how it measures up. (Kath)
> 8. Gives new meaning to term
>"shareholders." (Katycren)
> 7. Past performance is no guarantee of
>future results (James Langdell)
> 6. If the endowment maintains its
>standing for more than four hours,
>please consult a physician
>immediately.(Tom [Hol-In-One] Croning)
> 5. Self-abusers guilty of premature
>jocularity will find themselves
>sentenced to the appropriate penal
>colonies.
> 4. <dumb guy voice> "What's a
>basket?"
3. No number three, writer doing a little merging of his own.
pfl...@mac.com
> 9. Those who view it are impressed with how it measures up. (Kath)
> 8. Gives new meaning to term "shareholders." (Katycren)
> 7. Past performance is no guarantee of future results (James Langdell)
> 5. Self-abusers guilty of premature jocularity will find themselves sentenced to the appropriate penal colonies. (Alan)
> 4. <dumb guy voice> "What's a basket?" (Alan)
> 3. No number three, writer doing a little merging of his own. (Steve Curtis)
2. You can call it DBP, and you can call it BPF, but ya doesn't have
to call it Johnson!
<http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qoYsfbq3vMc>
Alan Page
> Top Ten Little Known Things About the (DBP) and (BPF) Merger:
> 10. This merger was made possible by a large endowment. (Marylin)
> 9. Those who view it are impressed with how it measures up. (Kath)
> 8. Gives new meaning to term "shareholders." (Katycren)
> 7. Past performance is no guarantee of future results (James Langdell)
> 6. If the endowment maintains its standing for more than four hours,
> please consult a physician immediately.(Tom [Hole-In-One] Cronin)
> 5. Self-abusers guilty of premature jocularity will find themselves
Brady
'Bailout' is what employees do at company picnics when Alan starts
passing around his Cherry Tomato Succotash Supreme.
Brady
Sally
>
> - Show quoted text -
Was that a number or a comment? Because cherries, tomatoes and baskets
do relate.
#1 Heeeerrrre's Johnny!
Sally
Sally, being vulgar
Deborah
And the #1 little known things about the DbP and BPF merger:
1. AOL said "Get that thing away from me."
AFL Drifter
Page......
http://community.webtv.net/AFL_Drifter/SFTL
As I've said before, I'm not proud of the fact that I happen to find
that shot very arousing.
R H Draney
In a similar vein, any picture with Shannon Eis in it is worth looking at for a
really long time....r
--
Little-known fact: About 2% of the famous
quotations credited to "Anonymous" were actually
originated by Jasper D Anonymous, a 14th-century
maker of carriage wheels.
Maybe
Oh, please! We're talking about DAVE'S basket here!
Maybe...Dave and only Dave
TheTubbyHubby
Great job with the relocated website. I'm glad it didn't fade into the
sunset.
Anthony
Maybe
Thanks! Me too!
Maybe...happy to have a new home for the Basket Page!
Sally
You've got problems. (Kidding, kidding)
S.