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R H Draney

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Mar 9, 2010, 5:56:53 PM3/9/10
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http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/wales/8071865.stm

Everybody repeat after me: "Jesus? I thought it was Dan Fogelberg!"...r


--
"Oy! A cat made of lead cannot fly."
- Mark Brader declaims a basic scientific principle

Sally

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Mar 9, 2010, 6:05:45 PM3/9/10
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Oh, ye of little faith!

Sally

Twibil

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Mar 9, 2010, 7:40:17 PM3/9/10
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On Mar 9, 3:05 pm, Sally <SallyDr...@aol.com> wrote:
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> Oh, ye of little faith!

At 5'8", Faith Hill's actually pretty tall.

R H Draney

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Mar 9, 2010, 11:21:12 PM3/9/10
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Twibil filted:

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>On Mar 9, 3:05=A0pm, Sally <SallyDr...@aol.com> wrote:
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>At 5'8", Faith Hill's actually pretty tall.

Faith Ford's only 5'7"....r

Twibil

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Mar 10, 2010, 1:59:37 AM3/10/10
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On Mar 9, 8:21 pm, R H Draney <dadoc...@spamcop.net> wrote:
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> >On Mar 9, 3:05=A0pm, Sally <SallyDr...@aol.com> wrote:
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> Faith Ford's only 5'7"....r

Not according to Google.

http://www.celebs101.com/celebrity-Faith+Hill-1686--.html

R H Draney

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Mar 10, 2010, 3:33:10 AM3/10/10
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Twibil filted:

I see nothing at that link about the height of Faith Ford, nor would I expect
to, unlike the page at http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0004933/bio that I checked
earlier....r

Marilyn

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Mar 10, 2010, 8:24:39 AM3/10/10
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Twibil wrote:
>At 5'8", Faith Hill's actually pretty tall.

In my house, that's short.


Sally

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Mar 10, 2010, 10:42:13 AM3/10/10
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In my house, compared to my cat, I'm tall. Marilyn, I've always had
tall friends. Always.

Sally (5' 2")

P.S. r...that Faith Ford/Faith Hill thing was tricky...

Steve

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Mar 10, 2010, 12:12:48 PM3/10/10
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On Mar 9, 2:56 pm, R H Draney <dadoc...@spamcop.net> wrote:
> http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/wales/8071865.stm

Marmite? Yeast spread? Sounds disgusting. And looks disgusting, too:

http://www.spurgeon.org/~phil/marmite.htm#whatis

Anybody ever taste it?

Steve

Sally

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Mar 10, 2010, 12:24:59 PM3/10/10
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It was once considered healthful to take yeast supplements. I guess
that's why they turned it into a spread. Too much yeast in the body,
however, can mutate into a fungus, causing a disease called Systemic
Candidiasis, and it's a very serious illness, which, if left
untreated, may lead to death. In Japan, they call it "the drunkard's
disease," since when you have it, everything you eat metabolizes into
pure alcohol, and you get high.

Avoid the Marmite and the Brewer's yeast. And eat yogurt to restore
the good bacteria in your body after a course of antibiotics.

I had Systemic Candidiasis. "The Missing Diagnosis" is one book about
it, as is "The Yeast Connection." I'm lucky I was correctly diagnosed
after 12 years of hearing, "We don't know what's wrong with you." But
hey, I kind of miss the high, you know? The doctor who cured me told
me afterwards that he would've given me six months when he first saw
me. I was down to 96 lbs and feeling no pain. He was right. I would've
kept losing weight until I disappeared.

Sally

R H Draney

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Mar 10, 2010, 1:00:03 PM3/10/10
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Sally filted:

Not as tricky as remembering that on "Hope & Faith", it was Kelly Ripa who
played Faith while Faith Ford played Hope....

You have to go back to the Brady Bunch, with Robert Reed as "Mike" and Mike
Lookinland as "Bobby", for a more confusing set of role assignments....r

Twibil

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Mar 10, 2010, 2:49:02 PM3/10/10
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On Mar 10, 12:33 am, R H Draney <dadoc...@spamcop.net> wrote:
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> I see nothing at that link about the height of Faith Ford, nor would I expect
> to, unlike the page athttp://www.imdb.com/name/nm0004933/biothat I checked
> earlier....r

Oh, I see! You're just trying to be clever.

R H Draney

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Mar 11, 2010, 12:49:31 AM3/11/10
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Twibil filted:
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>Oh, I see! You're just trying to be clever.

There's not a lot of what you'd call "trying" involved....r

Twibil

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Mar 11, 2010, 2:11:14 AM3/11/10
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On Mar 10, 9:49 pm, R H Draney <dadoc...@spamcop.net> wrote:
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> There's not a lot of what you'd call "trying" involved....r

Oh, au contraire!

Think it through.

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