Demi Moore Gymnastic
Richard Berger
"G> From: wen...@cix.compulink.co.uk ("Wendy Grossman")
"G> Organization: Lincoln House Productions
"G> Yes -- but I've known women who were very active right up until they
"G> gave birth. Moore certainly looked glowing with health, so I couldn't
"G> decide on those grounds. What *did* make me suspicious was the way
"G> she walked right off into the wings before whoever-it-was came on and
"G> started doing those flips.
"G> But I'd believe it of Moore; she's nuts enough for anything, and it's
"G> her third kid, so she's experienced enough to be relaxed about things.
Yep, there's no doubt that was Demi doing those flips and cartwheels.
In fact, she's got an arrangement with the Letterman people (a.k.a.
The Lettermen). The next time she is pregnant (which should be
before the year is out if Bruce has anything to say about it), she will
appear on the big show every night the week before her due date. Each
night, she will do one of the following: skydive, take on a sumo
wrestler, ice skate with Dave and Paul, execute a stunt fall from the
roof of the Sullivan Theatre and chase Calvert around Times Square.
She's some kinda trouper, eh?
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: "G> But I'd believe it of Moore; she's nuts enough for anything, and it's
: "G> her third kid, so she's experienced enough to be relaxed about things.
: Yep, there's no doubt that was Demi doing those flips and cartwheels.
: In fact, she's got an arrangement with the Letterman people (a.k.a.
: The Lettermen). The next time she is pregnant (which should be
: before the year is out if Bruce has anything to say about it), she will
: appear on the big show every night the week before her due date. Each
: night, she will do one of the following: skydive, take on a sumo
: wrestler, ice skate with Dave and Paul, execute a stunt fall from the
: roof of the Sullivan Theatre and chase Calvert around Times Square.
Yes, but you left out the _best_ part. For the finale, she's going to
jump onto a mini-trampoline, and stick her body face first to a velcro
wall six feet in the air!
Gibbons Burke
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Scott Hagie
: : The Lettermen). The next time she is pregnant (which should be
: : before the year is out if Bruce has anything to say about it), she
: : wrestler, ice skate with Dave and Paul, execute a stunt fall from the
: : roof of the Sullivan Theatre and chase Calvert around Times Square.
: Yes, but you left out the _best_ part. For the finale, she's going to
: jump onto a mini-trampoline, and stick her body face first to a velcro
: wall six feet in the air!
Wouldn't that be stomach first?
Scott
Richard Berger
GB> From: gibb...@netcom.com (Gibbons Burke)
GB> Organization: NETCOM On-line Communication Services (408 261-4700
GB> guest)
RB> Richard Berger (richard...@iflex.wimsey.com) wrote:
RB> Yep, there's no doubt that was Demi doing those flips and cartwheels.
RB> In fact, she's got an arrangement with the Letterman people (a.k.a. The
RB> Lettermen). The next time she is pregnant (which should be before the
RB> year is out if Bruce has anything to say about it), she will appear on
RB> the big show every night the week before her due date. Each night, she
RB> will do one of the following: skydive, take on a sumo wrestler, ice
RB> skate with Dave and Paul, execute a stunt fall from the roof of the
RB> Sullivan Theatre and chase Calvert around Times Square.
GB> Yes, but you left out the _best_ part. For the finale, she's going to
GB> jump onto a mini-trampoline, and stick her body face first to a velcro
GB> wall six feet in the air!
You're absolutely right, Gibbons. However, that was going to be a big
surprise, and now everyone knows. Besides, it's a bit different than
your description would have it: Demi will complete the stunt WITHOUT
the use of velcro. What a trouper!
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Wait a minute, wrong bit(!)
When Demi is just about to give birth, Dave is going to run out of the
Ed Sullivan Theater, rush into the delivery room, camera in hot pursuit.
He'll shove the doctor and nurses, deliver Demi's child and show the kid
to all us fans!!
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RP> Ed Sullivan Theater, rush into the delivery room, camera in hot pursuit.
RP> He'll shove the doctor and nurses, deliver Demi's child and show the kid
RP> to all us fans!!
That bit would depend on one thing. Demi will have to get pregnant again.
She had the kid before they replayed that interview, so it's too late for
Dave to show the delivery on the show. Knowing Demi and Bruce, it won't be
long before they have another one. They have to come up with another Top
10 list of weird names before they even think of having another kid.
I think it's strange how people made fun of Frank Zappa for giving his
kids weird names, but no one says much about Demi and Bruce.
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> [...]
> They have to come up with another Top10 list of weird names before they
> I think it's strange how people made fun of Frank Zappa for giving his
> kids weird names, but no one says much about Demi and Bruce.
What exactly are the names of Demi and Bruce's kids?
-k
Carl Hudkins
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RP> When Demi is just about to give birth, Dave is going to run out of the
RP> Ed Sullivan Theater, rush into the delivery room, camera in hot pursuit.
RP> He'll shove the doctor and nurses, deliver Demi's child and show the kid
RP> to all us fans!!
Yep, the plan is to arrange to have Demi on the show late in her
term; she'll go into labor on the air. Dave will say, "I know how to
handle this..." and the rest will be history. Somebody will get
electrocuted, shot, hit by a cab or splashed with scalding water, but
we're not saying who.
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In article <kpush.21...@halls1.cc.monash.edu.au> kp...@halls1.cc.monash.edu.au (Kristopher Frederick PUSHLAR - Kris) writes:
>> I think it's strange how people made fun of Frank Zappa for giving his
>> kids weird names, but no one says much about Demi and Bruce.
>
>What exactly are the names of Demi and Bruce's kids?
Hmmm... Dave and Paul?
Richard Berger
KFP> From: kp...@halls1.cc.monash.edu.au (Kristopher Frederick PUSHLAR -
KFP> Kris) Organization: Halls of Residence, Monash University
KFP> In article <1b.5713.43...@bville.gts.org>
KFP> rob.w...@bville.gts. > [...]
> They have to come up with another Top10 list of weird names before they
> even think of having another kid.
> I think it's strange how people made fun of Frank Zappa for giving his
> kids weird names, but no one says much about Demi and Bruce.
KFP> What exactly are the names of Demi and Bruce's kids?
Moon Unit and Dweezil Willis...
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I'm sorry to report that I'm pretty sure one is named Scout. That,
mercifully, is all I know about it.
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Bruce and Demi's kids are Rumer Glen (I think that is her middle name), Scout
LaRue, and the latest is Tallulah something or other. Pretty cruel if you ask
me!
Amy
>
M.S.D.
: > I think it's strange how people made fun of Frank Zappa for giving his
: > kids weird names, but no one says much about Demi and Bruce.
: What exactly are the names of Demi and Bruce's kids?
Scout LaRue, and Rumor are the two I know of.
: -k
Rob Warenda
KP> > kids weird names, but no one says much about Demi and Bruce.
KP> What exactly are the names of Demi and Bruce's kids?
Well, the first two were named Rumor and Scout, but they really out-did
themselves with the last one. I can't remember what they called her,
though.
Helen, The Ill-Tempered Ticket Lady
: In article <kpush.21...@halls1.cc.monash.edu.au> kp...@halls1.cc.monash.edu.au (Kristopher Frederick PUSHLAR - Kris) writes:
: >What exactly are the names of Demi and Bruce's kids?
: I'm sorry to report that I'm pretty sure one is named Scout. That,
: mercifully, is all I know about it.
Yes, but Scout I can understand. THAT's literary, at least. The rest,
oooookay. Whatever.
(But being literate only goes so far. I *would* have thought it
bizarre if they'd named one of the kids "Dill"...)
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: Rumer, Scout and Tallulah (all girls, if you couldn't tell). Bruce sure
: gives his kids weird names for a Republican! :)
Actually, Tallulah is named after the famous actress whose last name
describes the state of his progressively visible pate: Blank-head.
Gibbons "like I'm one to talk" Burke
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3f> From: da...@merle.acns.nwu.edu (3Finger)
3f> Organization: Northwestern University, Evanston, IL USA
3f> Rumer, Scout and Tallulah (all girls, if you couldn't tell). Bruce
3f> sure gives his kids weird names for a Republican! :)
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Bruce originally wanted to name his kids Nixon, Reagan and Bush....
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