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benh...@gmail.com
Nov 28, 2018, 12:29:10 PM11/28/18
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An evil that can never be vanquished.
A lOOOOming presence.
Trouble.
Behold: https://theconcourse.deadspin.com/please-enjoy-this-enormous-australian-cow-1830692635
"Enjoy this enormous Australian cow," they said.
"What could go wrong," they said.
In my previous dispatch to alt.fan.lemurs, dated the 22nd of August, 1993, I made reference to the Terror Cow's mind control tactics. Here, 25 years later, is your proof. The farmer responsible for this monstrosity failed to make burgers out of this beast, and now we're all going to pay.
See you in another 25 years.
b
A lOOOOming presence.
Trouble.
Behold: https://theconcourse.deadspin.com/please-enjoy-this-enormous-australian-cow-1830692635
"Enjoy this enormous Australian cow," they said.
"What could go wrong," they said.
In my previous dispatch to alt.fan.lemurs, dated the 22nd of August, 1993, I made reference to the Terror Cow's mind control tactics. Here, 25 years later, is your proof. The farmer responsible for this monstrosity failed to make burgers out of this beast, and now we're all going to pay.
See you in another 25 years.
b
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